I'm really not a crow's mouth

Chapter 77 You should go see the imperial doctor

At the same time, although the capital of the country.

At this time, although the emperor of the country is hosting a banquet to entertain his ministers, judging from the current situation, the destruction of the country is already close at hand.

This time, despite joint pressure from the United States and the original country, coupled with the internal support they bought, it is absolutely foolproof.

"Come on, come on, everyone let go of drinking, this drink is alone."

Although the joy on the emperor's face is beyond words, in the ranking of the national power of the Three Kingdoms, although the country is definitely the first.

In the agreement made this time, but China's territory, although China monopolizes seven of them.

Even if he is the emperor, he can't help but feel excited and excited about such a great achievement of opening up the territory and expanding the land and leaving a long history.

All the ministers looked lively and bustling, pushing cups and changing cups, you come and go.They are also very proud to witness this historical moment.

But at this time, an old man with a thin face suddenly got up, and bowed his hands to the emperor.

"Your Majesty, I think this action is inappropriate."

As soon as these words came out, the originally bustling scene suddenly quieted down, and everyone's attention was directed to the old man.

Although the joy on the emperor's face faded, he looked at Wang Ling with a hint of displeasure.

This person is the prime minister of the country, he is conscientious, down-to-earth and willing to work, and he has indeed made a lot of political achievements.

The only bad thing is that this old boy loves to pour cold water on him, and it always seems that he has a temperament that the whole world is dirty and I am alone, and the whole world is drunk and I am alone.

"Wang Aiqing, I don't know what advice you have?"

Although he was upset, as an emperor, he still had the attitude he should have.

I will listen carefully to your advice. As for whether to act or not, it is none of your business.

"Your Majesty, I got up this morning and was about to get out of bed to pee, but guess what happened?"

Wang Ling looked at the Emperor of the Kingdom with a mysterious and beating expression on his face, making the Emperor of the Kingdom of China wish to punch him in the face.

Do you think this is the Lantern Festival Lantern Festival guessing riddles?I do not guess you guess guess?
"Could it be that Wang Aiqing found out that she wet the bed?"

After saying this, he obviously saw Wang Ling's expression froze, which made him feel a little better.

Come on, hurt each other!

"Hehe, Your Majesty was joking, I haven't wet the bed for more than 20 years."

Wang Ling stroked his beard and smiled with a proud expression on his face.

"Oh? From my perspective, Aiqing's age may be in her sixties. Could it be that you are still wetting the bed at the age of 40?"

Although the emperor looked at him in surprise, you have a problem with the prostate gland, which needs to be cured.

Wang Ling's expression froze again, and then he spoke slowly.

"Your Majesty, this year, there are six out of twenty out of twenty."

Although the emperor was shocked, looking at Wang Ling's white hair and his thin and dry appearance, he looked like a young man in his mid-twenties.

"I don't know why Aiqing has become so old...mature?"

This made him very surprised, how could there be such a young and mature person.

"Weichen just stays up late every day to deal with official business, and writes books in his spare time, probably tens of thousands of words a day."

Wang Ling said these words in a calm tone, with a face that looked down upon life.

"Ah, writing a book is so exhausting?"

"Of course, it may also have something to do with the fact that I make a dozen cups of pour-over coffee every night."

Although the emperor is speechless, no wonder, your frequency is higher than mine.Be temperate!
"I don't know what happened to Aiqing this morning, please tell me quickly."

He was too lazy to talk to Wang Ling anymore, the dishes were almost cold.

"I was going to get up this morning to pee, but I found out that I peed on a shoe. This means that this action is not going to work."

Wang Ling said these words with a serious expression, as if he had revealed a big secret.

"Aiqing, Gu recommends that you go to the imperial doctor for a look, it's because you can't do it."

Although the emperor is speechless, does your prostate have anything to do with this operation?

Seeing that Wang Ling was still about to speak, he interrupted him with a wave of his hand.

"Ai Qing, don't worry, this action, I swear in the name of my ancestors, it will be absolutely foolproof!"

Just after the emperor had just finished speaking, a loud noise rang out from everyone's ears, and the ground trembled.

The food on the table was scattered all over the floor, everyone got up in fright, and looked in the direction of the sound with panicked expressions.

The cemetery behind the palace was covered with dust, and there were even a few coffins floating in the sky.

The lid of the coffin has been opened, and the white bones inside poked out, and two finger bones protruded from the cracks in the coffin, making comparisons to everyone.

The sky was full of funerary objects in the tomb, all kinds of treasures were flying all over the sky, and even a few coffin boards flew over here, stuck straight into the ground, and splashed a cloud of dust.

"If you see it, if you see it, I'll say no."

Wang Ling jumped up excitedly, excitedly pointed at the coffin board inserted into the ground, and shouted loudly to the emperor.

"Look, Your Majesty, your ancestral grave has exploded! Hahaha, my premonition is correct!"

Although the emperor's face was so dark that he was about to drip water, his cheeks twitched a few times, and a word came out from between his teeth.

"Eunuch Cao, I see Wang Aiqing's illness, the imperial doctor may not be able to cure her, so I will leave it to you to treat her."

Eunuch Cao saluted in response, and then dragged down the laughing Wang Ling with a few young eunuchs.

One minute later, Eunuch Cao looked at the one or two pieces of meat in his hand, threw them into the jar in disgust, and then picked out a half-jin one.

Looking at the bottles and cans in front of him, Eunuch Cao sighed.

It’s time to take in new people, otherwise we won’t have anything to eat.Let's make do today.

The original banquet has been broken up. After all, the royal family's ancestral tomb has been bombed. Anyone who stays here is seeking death.

Seeing Wang Ling lying pale at the gate of the palace, with blood between his legs, the other ministers couldn't help but tighten their legs, feeling the coolness below.

Just after everyone left, a young eunuch came out of the palace, holding a list in his hand.

It said: "The current position with good benefits, stable work, and great room for promotion is recruiting. We welcome those who are physically strong, ****, and pee three feet against the wind to apply."

Yang Dilei on the other side began to think about what happened after he came here.

He didn't see it the first time, but the general did it too clearly the second time, and it was obvious that he was going to die.

There are thousands of troops, but this person is hidden so deeply. If he hadn't self-destructed, there would be no way to find out that there was anything wrong with him.

After all, for a handsome and powerful person like me, it's normal to have a little fanboy.

A Transcending Tribulation Realm is lurking beside me, and the general has been sending me to fight battles that I can't win at all. What is there in me that deserves them to do this?
Yang Dilei carefully rummaged through everything on his body, and finally took out a jade pendant from his shoe with a seal written on it.

(End of this chapter)