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Chapter 33 The Robot Is Drunk
Chapter 33 The Robot Is Drunk
After gently closing Liz, Zhuang Feng frowned.
"Why, did you find any problems?" Liz's face was still cold, but there was faint concern in Liz's eyes.
"The problem is, I didn't find anything." Zhuang Feng felt that basic mechanics could no longer carry his dream.
"That is to say, you demolished me for nothing?"
"How could it be in vain? I got to know you better once again." Zhuang Feng didn't lie, he found that the mutant wolf king's meat had disappeared, that is to say, Liz could really digest food.
If it weren't for Liz's gaze getting more and more piercing, he would have witnessed the whole process just now.
"Then do you still have something to do?" Liz pointed to the door blocked by sand, "If you have nothing to do, please go home."
"I won't delay your rest." Zhuang Feng nodded, put away the mutant wolf king's legs as if nothing had happened, and climbed up along the sand.
With the genetic optimization of the wolf king, Zhuang Feng climbed up much faster. In less than a minute, he had already seen the stars.
"Are you coming up too?" Sparta was holding the wall with one hand and retching.
Zhuang Feng nodded, wondering in his heart, Sparta is so strong, who can make him retch?
"When Liz threw me just now, I forgot to shut up." Before finishing speaking, Sparta started to vomit again.
Zhuang Feng ignored him, but thought about the test results.
"Spartan and I roasted the meat for half the night without breathing difficulties. It seems that living underground will not cause breathing problems."
[That is of course, all buildings provided by the system have advanced air circulation and even air production systems, which will not cause breathing problems for anyone. 】
"Why didn't you tell me before I took the test?"
[The host didn't ask. 】
Zhuang Feng: "..."
The system wasn't so bad at the beginning, who did you learn this from?
But up to this point, the problem of peddlers tracking has been solved. As long as he builds the city underground and provides identity verification or something, Hansom will not be able to find the problem even if he is exhausted.
It was already deep, Zhuang Feng and Sparta who got the answer said good night to each other, walked into the place where Liz used to live, and had a good sleep.
……
"Zhuang Feng!!!!!"
In the early morning of the next day, I felt that I was hallucinating, otherwise how could I hear my name in the huge earthquake?
He stretched and opened the door, followed the sound, and found a square shape protruding from the ground in the new residential area.
boom!
The mud splashed, and Liz, who was covered in mud and sand, flew into the sky holding the junior lattice apartment.
Zhuang Feng: "..."
"I seem to have forgotten to get her out yesterday."
In the blink of an eye, Liz had already flown directly above Zhuang Feng.
"You owe me an explanation." Liz raised the plaid apartment above her head, as if she was going to hit someone directly if she disagreed with her.
"Don't talk about that yet." Zhuang Feng didn't intend to argue with the opponent who had a lie detector cheat, he just adjusted his expression to show himself the most gratifying smile in the workplace. "You can fly?"
For Zhuang Feng, this is really good news. If she would do this when Sparta invaded, why bother?It's right to hold a heavy machine gun.
"What's wrong with being able to fly?" Liz twitched her mouth and smiled coldly, "I've already seen through your trick of changing the subject."
"No, I mean, you're wearing a dress."
When he came back to his senses, Liz had already screamed and flew away, and the lattice apartment directly above was getting bigger and bigger in his eyes...
"Why are you overreacting so much? I'm the only one nearby who saw it, but I've even seen the inside?" Zhuang Feng broke through the ground and patted the ashes on his body, "Fortunately, I can dig holes, otherwise it would be cold. "
A few minutes later, Lizdo came running back wearing a pair of black leggings.
After that, Zhuang Feng introduced his plan to Liz who had calmed down.
"You mean, bury them in the ground?"
"Yes, this is a problem for Sparta and I, but it should be nothing to you."
After a few days of research, Zhuang Feng discovered that there are two ways to get Liz to do things for him. The first is naturally the electric shock baton, and the second is simpler, just boasting.
"Then there is no other way." Liz picked up the shovel and started digging towards the ground.
Three seconds later, Liz was lying on the bottom of the deep pit with a large character.
"What's wrong with you?" Zhuang Feng shouted towards the entrance of the cave.
"The battery is out." A faint voice came from inside.
"You can only last three seconds in this state?"
"Counting the flying time, there are still seven seconds."
Zhuang Feng sighed. It seems that Liz can only stand firm for ten seconds. Judging from the fact that she charged Sparta half the night after letting Sparta eat the dirt, she also used the firm state against Sparta at that time.
Zhuang Feng visually inspected the depth of the pit and felt that if he jumped directly, Liz might get dirty, so he dug a tunnel next to it, came to Liz's side with a squeak, and took the synthetic dry food he exchanged from Hansom. into her mouth.
puff!
Dry food was spit out.
"Hey, eat it, there is no charging stand here, I can't plug you in."
"I want to eat meat."
Are you such a picky eater?
When he was about to feed meat, Zhuang Feng suddenly remembered that machines in this era can generally accept a variety of fuels, and alcohol is just one of them. Liz can even eat meat, so there is no reason why they can't break down alcohol.
Thinking of this, he simply opened a bottle of liquor.
"Don't, don't give me a drink!" Liz showed fear for the first time.
"It's okay, I've seen your inside, it can't damage you."
After speaking, the wine bottle was directly inserted into Liz's mouth.
Ton ton ton ton ton.
The wine soon ran out, and Zhuang Feng looked down, and found that Liz's face was glowing red, and her two blurred eyes were staring straight at him, shining brightly.
"How?" For some reason, Zhuang Feng felt something was wrong, but he quickly dispelled the idea, can a robot get drunk?
"I feel full of strength." Liz exhaled lightly, and Zhuang Feng suddenly felt the scorching fragrance rushing towards his face.
"Can you move?"
"Of course." The soft arms wrapped around Zhuang Feng's neck suddenly, "I can do a lot of movements."
"Liz, don't do things that you will regret later." Zhuang Feng tried to back up, but his strength was very different, and he was entangled even tighter.
"Regrets, for example?" Liz smiled provocatively and squeezed forward.
Zhuang Feng gritted his teeth, and decided to use his trump card. He took out the remote control of the electric shock baton, and pressed it hard, regardless of being next to the opponent.
In an instant, a burst of sourness that was stimulated by an unknown number of times than genetic evolution flooded his body.
"It's great, that's the feeling, it's unstoppable!"
Zhuang Feng, who couldn't move, felt that the finger holding the remote control was being held against by something very tactile. When he pressed it hard, the sour feeling spread all over his body again.
In the rhythmic numbness again and again, Zhuang Feng felt that his consciousness was going to fade away, but at this moment, a voice came from his ear that made him tremble all over.
"Shall we play something more exciting?"
(End of this chapter)
After gently closing Liz, Zhuang Feng frowned.
"Why, did you find any problems?" Liz's face was still cold, but there was faint concern in Liz's eyes.
"The problem is, I didn't find anything." Zhuang Feng felt that basic mechanics could no longer carry his dream.
"That is to say, you demolished me for nothing?"
"How could it be in vain? I got to know you better once again." Zhuang Feng didn't lie, he found that the mutant wolf king's meat had disappeared, that is to say, Liz could really digest food.
If it weren't for Liz's gaze getting more and more piercing, he would have witnessed the whole process just now.
"Then do you still have something to do?" Liz pointed to the door blocked by sand, "If you have nothing to do, please go home."
"I won't delay your rest." Zhuang Feng nodded, put away the mutant wolf king's legs as if nothing had happened, and climbed up along the sand.
With the genetic optimization of the wolf king, Zhuang Feng climbed up much faster. In less than a minute, he had already seen the stars.
"Are you coming up too?" Sparta was holding the wall with one hand and retching.
Zhuang Feng nodded, wondering in his heart, Sparta is so strong, who can make him retch?
"When Liz threw me just now, I forgot to shut up." Before finishing speaking, Sparta started to vomit again.
Zhuang Feng ignored him, but thought about the test results.
"Spartan and I roasted the meat for half the night without breathing difficulties. It seems that living underground will not cause breathing problems."
[That is of course, all buildings provided by the system have advanced air circulation and even air production systems, which will not cause breathing problems for anyone. 】
"Why didn't you tell me before I took the test?"
[The host didn't ask. 】
Zhuang Feng: "..."
The system wasn't so bad at the beginning, who did you learn this from?
But up to this point, the problem of peddlers tracking has been solved. As long as he builds the city underground and provides identity verification or something, Hansom will not be able to find the problem even if he is exhausted.
It was already deep, Zhuang Feng and Sparta who got the answer said good night to each other, walked into the place where Liz used to live, and had a good sleep.
……
"Zhuang Feng!!!!!"
In the early morning of the next day, I felt that I was hallucinating, otherwise how could I hear my name in the huge earthquake?
He stretched and opened the door, followed the sound, and found a square shape protruding from the ground in the new residential area.
boom!
The mud splashed, and Liz, who was covered in mud and sand, flew into the sky holding the junior lattice apartment.
Zhuang Feng: "..."
"I seem to have forgotten to get her out yesterday."
In the blink of an eye, Liz had already flown directly above Zhuang Feng.
"You owe me an explanation." Liz raised the plaid apartment above her head, as if she was going to hit someone directly if she disagreed with her.
"Don't talk about that yet." Zhuang Feng didn't intend to argue with the opponent who had a lie detector cheat, he just adjusted his expression to show himself the most gratifying smile in the workplace. "You can fly?"
For Zhuang Feng, this is really good news. If she would do this when Sparta invaded, why bother?It's right to hold a heavy machine gun.
"What's wrong with being able to fly?" Liz twitched her mouth and smiled coldly, "I've already seen through your trick of changing the subject."
"No, I mean, you're wearing a dress."
When he came back to his senses, Liz had already screamed and flew away, and the lattice apartment directly above was getting bigger and bigger in his eyes...
"Why are you overreacting so much? I'm the only one nearby who saw it, but I've even seen the inside?" Zhuang Feng broke through the ground and patted the ashes on his body, "Fortunately, I can dig holes, otherwise it would be cold. "
A few minutes later, Lizdo came running back wearing a pair of black leggings.
After that, Zhuang Feng introduced his plan to Liz who had calmed down.
"You mean, bury them in the ground?"
"Yes, this is a problem for Sparta and I, but it should be nothing to you."
After a few days of research, Zhuang Feng discovered that there are two ways to get Liz to do things for him. The first is naturally the electric shock baton, and the second is simpler, just boasting.
"Then there is no other way." Liz picked up the shovel and started digging towards the ground.
Three seconds later, Liz was lying on the bottom of the deep pit with a large character.
"What's wrong with you?" Zhuang Feng shouted towards the entrance of the cave.
"The battery is out." A faint voice came from inside.
"You can only last three seconds in this state?"
"Counting the flying time, there are still seven seconds."
Zhuang Feng sighed. It seems that Liz can only stand firm for ten seconds. Judging from the fact that she charged Sparta half the night after letting Sparta eat the dirt, she also used the firm state against Sparta at that time.
Zhuang Feng visually inspected the depth of the pit and felt that if he jumped directly, Liz might get dirty, so he dug a tunnel next to it, came to Liz's side with a squeak, and took the synthetic dry food he exchanged from Hansom. into her mouth.
puff!
Dry food was spit out.
"Hey, eat it, there is no charging stand here, I can't plug you in."
"I want to eat meat."
Are you such a picky eater?
When he was about to feed meat, Zhuang Feng suddenly remembered that machines in this era can generally accept a variety of fuels, and alcohol is just one of them. Liz can even eat meat, so there is no reason why they can't break down alcohol.
Thinking of this, he simply opened a bottle of liquor.
"Don't, don't give me a drink!" Liz showed fear for the first time.
"It's okay, I've seen your inside, it can't damage you."
After speaking, the wine bottle was directly inserted into Liz's mouth.
Ton ton ton ton ton.
The wine soon ran out, and Zhuang Feng looked down, and found that Liz's face was glowing red, and her two blurred eyes were staring straight at him, shining brightly.
"How?" For some reason, Zhuang Feng felt something was wrong, but he quickly dispelled the idea, can a robot get drunk?
"I feel full of strength." Liz exhaled lightly, and Zhuang Feng suddenly felt the scorching fragrance rushing towards his face.
"Can you move?"
"Of course." The soft arms wrapped around Zhuang Feng's neck suddenly, "I can do a lot of movements."
"Liz, don't do things that you will regret later." Zhuang Feng tried to back up, but his strength was very different, and he was entangled even tighter.
"Regrets, for example?" Liz smiled provocatively and squeezed forward.
Zhuang Feng gritted his teeth, and decided to use his trump card. He took out the remote control of the electric shock baton, and pressed it hard, regardless of being next to the opponent.
In an instant, a burst of sourness that was stimulated by an unknown number of times than genetic evolution flooded his body.
"It's great, that's the feeling, it's unstoppable!"
Zhuang Feng, who couldn't move, felt that the finger holding the remote control was being held against by something very tactile. When he pressed it hard, the sour feeling spread all over his body again.
In the rhythmic numbness again and again, Zhuang Feng felt that his consciousness was going to fade away, but at this moment, a voice came from his ear that made him tremble all over.
"Shall we play something more exciting?"
(End of this chapter)
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