Konoha's Strongest Mouth

Chapter 84 84. The System of Deviousness

The village chief said so, and the fifth elder couldn't say anything more.

"Fifth Elder, remember, don't be suspicious of your own people, so as not to cause internal strife.

We must be consistent with the outside world and safeguard the interests of Orochimaru.

You know, only Orochimaru is the one who will bring us a better future for Ryūji Cave.

Our Longdi Cave has been hidden for a long time, and we should return to the air and compete with humans for territory! "

"Yes, I am short-sighted. I admire the village chief's foresight!"

The fifth elder immediately lowered his head.

The position of the village head, in this village is the village head.

But in the past in Longdi Cave, his status was much higher than that of the little village chief.

Far above the five elders.

"Okay, let's go down and monitor every move in the village at all times.

By the way, assist the elders to perform their tasks. "

"Yes!"

The fifth elder disappeared with a whoosh.

The village head stood still, stroking his beard.

With a slack smile on his face: "Oh, I've been in meetings all day, and I'm hungry again.

I really want to eat delicious roast rat meat! "

"Since I ate the rat meal cooked by sister Meiling yesterday, I really can't stop thinking about it.

If Meiling's child was not human, I would have recruited her to be my No.18 concubine. "

The figure of the village chief walked towards a building, gradually drifting away.

Seeing that there is a sign of hot milk upstairs.

……

After Feng Zhongtian separated from the five elders, he was vigilant around his surroundings.

And let the system help scan whether there are people around.

"The system is always on the lookout for the people around me. I suspect that my acting skills are too bad, and I've already passed through."

"Host, do you also know that your acting skills are terrible?"

The sky in the wind: "..."

"System, when did you become so skinny that you even dare to entertain the host?"

"Host, please don't worry, I just want you not to be too nervous, no one is following you around.

Also, if the host wants to improve his acting skills, it is recommended to study this book "Actor's Self-cultivation".

I think it's great, I recommend you check it out. "

"System, tell me if you wrote this book?"

"Why do you ask that?"

"Because, in my opinion, it is impossible for the system to be so kind as to push a book for a stranger."

"No, host, you misunderstood me, after all, the host's acting skills are really bad!"

The book "Actor's Self-cultivation" suddenly appeared in Feng Zhongtian's mind.

Open the first page.

Nima, the signature is indeed the system, what system publisher? ? ?

But Feng Zhong Tian Cang saw through and didn't say anything.

Taking advantage of this short period of time back to the village, I finished reading this book.

He also has a good knowledge of reading, grasping the key points in the text within ten minutes, and finishing the book.

After reading it, Feng Zhong Tiancang had complicated thoughts, and had the urge to kill the system.

This book is brainwashing from beginning to end, bragging about the power of the system, and extolling the concept of believing in the system to obtain eternal life.

Feng Zhongtian felt speechless, he was not the kind of person who could be easily brainwashed.

"Moreover, there are hundreds of thousands of words in the book, but there is only one sentence that is really useful to me.

Bring yourself into character!

Nima, the rest of the text is full of nonsense. "

This book is obviously created randomly by the system to deceive yourself, right?

"System, you have to be straightforward, if you want to be an excellent actor, you have to bring yourself into the role.

Why waste my time beating around the bush? "

"I just want you to know that the system is omnipotent, just trust the system."

"Trust me!"

Feng Zhongtiancang remembered that he was almost killed by the system several times.

As a result, the system, on the other hand, is cultivating the host's ability to respond to crises?

Emotional hosts can't be too dependent on the system yet.

This time, let the host know, is it right to listen to the system completely?
Listen to your sister!

In a blink of an eye, Feng Zhongtiancang had already arrived in the village.

"It's still the same style, and it's still the same taste."

The noise in the village was still so noisy, it didn't get worse, and it didn't stop for a moment.

It can only be said that the village head and the elders are too perfect to control.

Neither will the villagers be destroyed in cannibalism, nor will the villagers be made to fight against the village chief and elders.

Feng Zhongtian asked the system: "System, are you sure no one is following me?"

"No, host, please rest assured.

But there's a snake following you all the time. "

The sky in the wind: "..."

"System, you did it on purpose."

"Yes, I did it on purpose, what do you think?

Sometimes it's nice to have a skin! "

The sky in the wind: "..."

"But the host, please rest assured, he is not a threat to the host.

After calculation by this system, the snake has lost all doubts about its host. "

"That's right, what basis do you have for the system to make this calculation?

What is the credibility? "

"This is the category of metaphysics, the host will not understand if you tell it to the host.

The host should read the book by himself. "

In Feng Zhongtian's mind, a book "Systematic Metaphysical Theory" appeared again.

Feng Zhongtian reluctantly opened the first page and threw it away.

"Systematic metaphysics
Discuss:

In the 21s, this was the era when the system was born. Since its birth, it has won half of the world in the field of online literature.

Scholars from all walks of life began to ask questions, why is the system so powerful that it can solve any problem with just a click?

Scholars from all walks of life began to study the power of the system in depth, especially the great main force of the network writers.

As soon as he entered the system, it was as deep as the sea, and he was completely overwhelmed by the power of the system.

Sociologists have discovered that people have identified a problem and they can no longer leave the system!Therefore, being bound by the system is like being kidnapped by the system.

Why is the system so powerful?
Sociologists delve deeper.

I found out that the reason is that this is a metaphysical problem!
That's right, this book is to discuss the metaphysical problems contained in the system!
Contents
Chapter 1. Introduction
Chapter 2. Metaphysics makes systems great

Chapter 3. Metaphysics is so awesome, why can't it break away from the system?

Chapter 4. Greetings from System Dad

Chapter 5. System, I love you
......"

……

"Fuck you!"

There is no doubt that this book is another brainless exaggeration of the greatness of the system...

"System, you are enough, don't let me read such a flirty book, okay?
Can't you just sum it up in one sentence? "

"Okay, host.

The system is the best, the system is the father, it's over! "

A middle finger appeared in Feng Zhongtian's mind, poking the system from bottom to top.

"Host, please give the great system a little dignity.

Don't poke the system with cheating fingers, thank you! "

"Okay, okay, as long as the system is not cheated, we can still live in peace."

Feng Zhong Tiancang sweated and said: "Then, from now on, please let the system watch for me, is there any people or snakes around me following me?"

"Good host, there is a snake that has been following you, it is the Fifth Elder."

(End of this chapter)