emo: start complaining about ex-girlfriend

Chapter 1 Voice Assistant Tu Xiaoman

"You are Li Mumu?"

"Height 1.8 meters zero?"

"Weighing 120 catties?"

"My family has a large manor, and there are several fucking servants who serve me every day?"

"I see that you are 1.2 meters tall and weigh [-]. Your family has been farming for generations, so you treat the scarecrow as a servant!"

"Sick! I wasted my precious time and limited life. A dick like you deserves to nest in a dark corner holding a keyboard and yearn for life."

"This is reality, not a virtual world. Please take a piss and reflect on your own virtue."

A glass of water, accompanied by a woman's venomous tongue, was poured on a boy who was obese and had a low self-esteem that he couldn't lift.

His name is Li Mumu. In fact, he was named Li Lin when he named him, but maybe the household registration staff had some other ideas and dismantled the forest into wood, so he got such a distinctive name.

Many people in the fast food restaurant looked over in unison, which made Li Mumu even more embarrassed. Today was the first time he met a netizen whom he had chatted with for half a year, and he was her ideal type.

Regardless of body shape or appearance.

But the gentleness on weekdays turned into fierceness like a tiger after meeting.

The words that rubbed him against the cracks in the floor were more like the tortoise in the Nine Pins Sesame Official.

He was very angry, but he had to face reality, because the other party did not say anything wrong. Although Li Mumu was not 1.8 meters tall, he was 1.7 meters seven.

As for the weight, it is indeed a bit over the standard, and it is 170 if it is less than one hundred and eighty.

But the photo is comparable to the young version of Wu Yanzu under his superb retouching.

The manor is indeed real, and the servants are not wrong, but there is not much deviation from what the woman said. It is a farmland with more than 50 mu, which has been passed down for two generations.

To him, this is the third generation, but because he was regarded as a seedling of a key university by his family since he was a child, he was forced to become a cowardly and autistic cowardly boy with low self-esteem, and he can only find a place on the Internet.

If it weren't for the other party's strong request to meet, and his heart being teased to the point of urgency, maybe things would be a different situation.

Li Mumu kept his head down when he got up from the chair. He was a little socially intimidated, a little afraid of crowds, especially when he was still so embarrassed, his legs were spinning a little nervously when he walked.

After finally insisting on getting out of the fast food restaurant, he plunged headlong into the alley next to him, biting his lips tightly, and tears fell to the ground in disappointment.

This is his first love!
Not only was it over, but he also suffered such a great mental devastation and blow. Even a body weighing [-] to [-] kilograms could not bear this kind of heart-piercing pain.

When the wind blew over his cheeks and evaporated the last tear, Li Mumu walked home with his head down. He lived not far from here.

This fast food restaurant, which costs 15 yuan per person, is also a place where he can order food with his eyes closed without looking at the menu.

As a cash-strapped man, he didn't come here all the time. The clerk would distribute leaflets to the corridor where he lived every other week, and he memorized the dishes and prices by heart.

So today I spent all my money, took out a budget of 50 yuan, and wanted to learn the plot of the TV series, calmly and calmly speak out the dishes he wanted in front of the goddess without looking at the menu.

It's a pity that the other party didn't give him this chance, and before he even got to the point of ordering, he was snarled and attacked violently.

The only good thing is that the hot water is free for this date, it's just a little hot.

Walking along the alley, turning around and walking to the bright outside, the dilapidated inside, it exists because the demolition has not been negotiated, and people have just walked into the corridors without lights in the old community full of history.

He raised his head that had been lowered all the time, and went to a dilapidated house with only [-] square meters on the top floor and a monthly rent of [-].

If you look at it from a distance, it looks more like a container is placed on the roof of the community.

"She will regret it, and maybe it won't be long before she cries and finds me to get back together. After all, no one sings a lullaby before she goes to bed at night."

"No one tells her stories or chats with her."

"No one always reminds her to drink hot water."

"No one would spend three nights looking for it, scoop up all the cash available on the website, and buy her a phone case with a photo for ten yuan."

"nobody"

"Huh? She blocked me!"

"How is it possible? This must be fake, it must be!"

"The other party is not your friend."

"It's really blocked! This woman is so heartless."

Li Mumu collapsed on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

In fact, although he is a dick, he is not without advantages. He can cook, and he cooks well. He is clean and tidy, and everything in the rental house is in perfect order and spotless.

Although the clothes he wears are not good, but there is rarely a crease.

But all of this obviously doesn't add much to his appearance, weight, family background and wallet.

Lying like this for more than two hours, Li Mumu cried several times, and finally calmed down to comfort himself.

"What's so good about her, her nose is so collapsed, like a volcanic crater that has been filled up."

"The mouth is so big, you can see what she ate last night when you curse."

"The chest is so flat, and it won't fall apart if you build a house with ten floors of poker. Yes, her waist is also very thick. She has to wear a crop top, which is still tight, like wearing a hula hoop."

"This kind of woman, if you lose it, you lose it. It's not a pity at all! Why should I be sad for her, why should I care what she said?"

"Li Mumu, come on, you will find a better one, because you have already encountered the worst one, and everything that follows is a good start."

After Li Mumu complained, he felt better, but he was very empty, as if something had been taken away.

At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Congratulations, you have successfully unlocked the Tucao system."

"Tucao heat is worth 1 point."

"Tucao level 1, the items can be exchanged for cash."

"1 heat value = 100 yuan."

"Unlock more permissions, please upgrade the level of Tucao, 10 heat points away from the next level."

"I'm your voice assistant, Tu Xiaoman. She's a cute girl, the type that a dick like you likes."

"Remember to upgrade me with heat points, I can transform into a physical person and appear in front of you, complain about unlimited firepower, and cheer for your dreams."

As soon as the clear and pleasant voice fell, Li Mumu woke up from the bed. He was sure that he heard correctly, let alone an auditory hallucination.

Because the only thing that can make sound in the house is the phone except him.

He also understands this plot. Although he has never experienced it, he has read many novels, but he can't believe it happened to him.

So he said to himself a little silly: "I want to exchange 100 yuan!"

"Ding."

This time it was a text message ringing on his phone, indicating that his bank card had received a transfer, which was exactly one hundred yuan and the balance was three hundred and eighty.

(End of this chapter)