My second senior brother is very afraid of death

Chapter 30

"Brother..."

Hua Nong'er grasped Mo Jinyan's rough hands with tenderness and tears.

"Sister..."

Mo Jinyan saw the flowery and jade-like junior sister looking at him so affectionately, and he persuaded himself not to be emotional, because he had a marriage contract with Gongyi Moxi, and he had never been willing to face Hua Nong'er's pursuit and love.

"Did you miss your cutest, most beautiful and sensible junior sister in the world during this time?"

Hua Nong'er blinked her big watery eyes a few times while talking.

"I think about it, Second Senior Brother misses you the most..."

Mo Jinyan replied truthfully.

"Actually, Junior Sister, I missed Second Senior Brother the most during the time I left Xiaoyaomen."

Hua Nong'er's eyes were as red as peach blossoms in April, and she tilted her head shyly.

"What do you miss, brother?"

Mo Jinyan asked expectantly.

"I want Second Senior Brother to give Junior Sister to me..."

Hua Nong'er turned her head again and looked at Mo Jinyan affectionately and said quickly: "I want the second senior brother to wash my feet, cook for my junior sister, wash beautiful clothes, wash underwear, wash silk stockings, and squeeze my waist and legs for my junior sister." , Pour the footwashing water, give my junior sister a horse ride, and when my junior sister is in a bad mood, I will be hit with a sandbag..."

Mo Jinyan's face became more and more bitter the more he heard it, and he said to himself: "Little ancestor, you should continue to go down the mountain to find the elder brother, and never come back."

Hua Nong'er finally finished talking about the more than 1000 things that Mo Jinyan had done for her in one breath, before she stopped talking. Blank, only to hear Hua Nong'er's small mouth chatting endlessly.

"Second senior brother, junior sister wants a hug..."

Hua Nong'er spread out her hands, waiting for Mo Jinyan's hug.

"Nong'er, how old are we, you still want to hug, besides, there are outsiders here, forget it, we are not young..."

Mo Jinyan looked at his junior sister Hua Nong'er with some resistance.

"You—hug—no—hug?"

Hua Nong'er ordered in a threatening tone.

Mo Jinyan pouted and looked at his younger sister Hua Nonger, who was a tigress going down the mountain, and quickly leaned down and hugged Hua Nonger's long white silk legs under her short skirt. Hua Nonger sat on Mo Jinyan's left buttocks. In his arms, it was like holding a child, except that the child in Mo Jinyan's arms was 17 years old.

"Brother, I want to hug you too!"

Lang Taosha kept hitting Lai San into the sky, while teasing Mo Jinyan.

"Hey! Damn you, you said that when you were young, hugging was fine, but now you weigh more than 300 catties, you are called your second senior brother!"

Mo Jinyan complained.

"Then senior sister, junior brother also wants to hug you."

Lang Taosha looked jealously at Hua Nong'er, the third senior sister who was held in the arms of the second senior brother Mo Jinyan.

"roll!"

Mo Jinyan and Hua Nong'er cursed at Lang Taosha at the same time.

"okay."

Lang Taosha punched Lai San who was about to fall from the sky, and rolled down the mountain road.

Without the extra Lai San, Mo Jinyan's family can finally talk properly.

"Senior Brother, what I put in my back basket is all kinds of beautiful clothes, underwear, and silk stockings that my sister bought when she went down the mountain, but they are all dirty. Brother Lao Er will help my sister wash them tonight."

Hua Nong'er hugged Mo Jinyan's neck and said coquettishly.

"Okay, okay, who let your second senior brother be your bodyguard, sandbag, nanny..."

Mo Jinyan looked at Lang Taosha and rolled his eyes and said.

"Second Senior Brother is so kind, obedient and handsome, Junior Sister will reward you."

Second Junior Sister Hua Nong'er gave Mo Jinyan a deep kiss on the face.

"Don't do this in the future, we are all adults, why don't you grow up?"

Mo Jinyan wanted to wipe it off, but he was afraid of the tigress going down the mountain, so he held back.

"Brother, brother, I also have a bunch of smelly socks and torn underwear waiting for you to wash and sew."

Lang Taosha begged.

"It's fine, but you bastard, look at the hickey marks on your face? Where did you go? Huh?"

Mo Jinyan walked up to Lang Taosha with Hua Nong'er in his arms, and pointed to the hickey marks on Lang Taosha's face and asked jealously.

"Oh, I can't help it. Although your junior brother and I are not alone, I am also the noblest and cutest panda in the orc clan, so no matter where I go, those beautiful girls like to rub on your junior brother and me, dear, junior brother. I can't even agree.

Some beautiful and rich girls even said that they must marry me, Senior Brother, please judge... Hey, being a panda is really too difficult. "

Lang Taosha, who got cheap and behaved well, spread his hands helplessly.

Mo Jinyan rubbed his chin with one hand to express his disbelief, looked up at Hua Nong'er who was holding a colorful umbrella and asked, "Nong'er, what else is going on?"

"It's true. Back then, Junior Sister and I protected Junior Brother from being taken advantage of by pretty girls, but in the end I was almost beaten up by them."

Mo Jinyan felt a hatred in his heart: If I were a panda, wouldn't I have solved the problem of being single long ago.

"I said, as a monk cultivating immortals, why don't you know how to be reserved and disciplined?"

Mo Jinyan pretended to be training his junior brother Lang Taosha, and hurried to Lang Taosha's ear and whispered: "Next time there is such a good thing, call your senior brother and me, and let the **** eat alone, be careful senior brother, I will castrate you!" .”

"Second Senior Brother, I understand, so please stop training me."

Lang Taosha blinked tacitly at Mo Jinyan.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about you, how is the matter going?"

Mo Jinyan looked up at junior sister Hua Nong'er and junior brother Lang Taosha and asked.

"Ah? What's the matter?"

Hua Nong'er replied without thinking.

"Ah? Isn't it? You don't even know what you went down the mountain for?"

Mo Jinyan wished he could hit Hua Nong'er hard on the head a few times.

"Oh, I've been traveling in mountains and rivers for half a year."

Hua Nong'er tilted her head and smiled.

"What? What? What? I went on a trip down the mountain with you?"

Mo Jinyan gritted his teeth and glared angrily at Hua Nong'er and Lang Taosha, who were still shameless and embarrassed to smirk: I am suffering in the sect, and I am like a donkey thinking about paying back the money every day, but you are popular outside Drinking spicy food also turned the Lingqi Continent around, I... I'm so mad!I'm furious!

"Senior sister, senior brother is asking you about us going down the mountain to ask senior brother for money."

As soon as Lang Taosha reminded her, Hua Nong'er looked at Mo Jinyan blankly: "It seems that there is such a thing..."

"What does this mean? Why did I let you go down the mountain? You two bastards!"

Mo Jinyan gritted his teeth and cursed.

"Oh, I remembered..."

Hua Nong'er touched Daimao in embarrassment.

"Just remembered? If it weren't for my junior sister, I won't beat you to death! Say it quickly!"

Mo Jinyan roared.

"Actually, my junior sister and I found the senior brother in Dongsheng Prefecture not long after we left the mountain, but the senior brother said that he would return to the sect and explain everything to us..."

Hua Nong'er scratched her head and recalled.

What Mo Jinyan is most concerned about right now is not what the elder brother said, but where the 7000 million taels of silver went.

"So where's the money? Where's the money..."

Mo Jinyan freed one hand to grab Lang Taosha's neck, exposing the teeth that wanted to eat people and shouted crazily, Lang Taosha was almost drowned by the rain of saliva.

"Eldest brother didn't talk about money, anyway, he will come to us and make it clear."

Hua Nong'er emphasized it again.

"So you played outside for half a year?"

Mo Jinyan's hand holding Lang Taosha's neck was about to pinch Lang Taosha to death.

"Second Senior Brother... I have nothing to do with Junior Brother... What happens after I go down the mountain... Isn't it... Senior Sister has the final say..."

Lang Taosha was about to be strangled to death by Mo Jinyan, and he was about to roll his eyes and drive west.

"Brother, sister, is there any problem if I want to play?"

Hua Nong'er lowered her head and blinked rapidly, looking at Mo Jinyan with a harmless face.

"No problem, no problem, if junior sister hasn't had enough fun, keep going down the mountain to play."

Mo Jinyan couldn't offend his junior sister Hua Nong'er, of course he could offend Lang Taosha, who shook Lang Taosha's neck and growled, "Why don't you play with your senior sister for a while longer? Are you worthy of your senior sister? You Even your senior sister can't control it, you might as well die!"

"Hu~hu~hu~hu~"

After Mo Jinyan, who was bullying and afraid of being tough, finished venting, he gasped for breath and calmed down: Damn it, I would have known that I would go down the mountain to find the senior brother. Why did I let these two big foodies go down the mountain? It's not a delay.

Senior brother Mo Jinyan, junior sister Hua Nong'er, and junior junior Lang Taosha, who hadn't seen each other for a long time, chatted on the hillside about their experience of going down the mountain for a while, and finally talked until evening.

The sun was setting and the evening breeze was blowing from the mountains. Hua Nong'er sat on Mo Jinyan's right shoulder and Lang Taosha's left shoulder and walked slowly into Xiaoyaomen.

"Second senior brother, your cutest and most beautiful junior sister is hungry."

"understood."

Mo Jinyan rolled his eyes and replied.

"Second brother, your cutest and most beautiful little brother is also hungry."

"Know it!"

Mo Jinyan shouted.

"I'll kill a duck for you to catch the wind at night, and take out some of the wine that Master and his old man kept before, okay?"

The second senior brother Mo Jinyan asked his junior sister Hua Nong'er and his junior brother Lang Taosha for their opinions.

"Okay! Brother, I want to eat ten bowls of rice! Leave the duck's butt to me, don't grab it!"

Langtaosha cheered.

"Second senior brother is the best, but remember to wash the feet of junior sister, squeeze shoulders and legs, wash clothes, wash underwear, wash stockings, pour tea and water, and make supper at night..."

Hua Nong'er said a lot more, but this time Mo Jinyan didn't feel disgusted, but was very happy. In the past six months, seeing the younger sisters and younger brothers who have become a little more mature, he, the second senior brother, has a sense of accomplishment and is also very happy at the same time. satisfy.

The happy days of fighting and bullying and quarreling between seniors and brothers have returned. Mo Jinyan smiled warmly: "Master, this disciple will definitely take good care of my juniors and sisters."

"Okay, Junior Sister can do whatever she asks Second Senior Brother to do, whoever made Second Senior Brother born to be bullied by you."

Mo Jinyan raised his head and squinted at Hua Nong'er, who was smiling like a flower, and the silly little junior. Seeing them by his side, Mo Jinyan no longer felt lonely, and the responsibility on his shoulders was heavier.

"The little junior brother was also born to be bullied by the second senior brother."

Lang Taosha followed suit and made a joke.

"Hahahaha!"

The two of them, a bear, walked back to Xiaoyaomen under the afterglow of the setting sun and the caress of the mountain wind.
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Scroll of the Underworld, Chapter of Yin Division:

There is a place of death, the destination of the soul, traveling eighty thousand miles, without flowers and leaves, and yellow sand everywhere. This eighty thousand miles, without flowers and leaves, stretches through gaps, which is called the return path of the underworld.

There are ghosts and immortals inside, called to be the judge of the underworld, named Changyang, all of them are female, wise and resourceful, beautiful in appearance, like to eat evil ghosts, and good at cooking soup for rebirth.

The Rebirth Soup is mainly based on eight things, painstakingly and solitary, and it has been prepared for a long time. The strange fragrance can penetrate Jiugao, and all ghosts drink it, and the previous life will never be remembered.

In the [-]th year of the Ming calendar, on one day, there was a strong wind in the underworld, and the yellow sand filled the sky, and there was no trace for thousands of miles. It blew for a whole day.

A monk named Dizang holds a flower in his hand, which is the first flower in Yangjian to enter the underworld.

At that time, the Yin Division urged the magistrate Yang to be [-] years old, and a young girl, Jin Yang, was [-] years old, and she was making a soup for rebirth.

"What? Want Lao Tzu's tears? I, Zhang Yang, am an upright man. If you want to kill him, kill him. If you want my tears, don't even think about it."

A soldier ghost sat in front of the ghost head judgment table, looking at the white-haired female judge Zhang Yang with wrinkled faces opposite, and said.

"Jinyang, bring me the Shengtang."

Jin Yang, a little girl who was making pastoral soup, brought a bowl of blood-red Mengpo soup and placed it in front of the soldier ghost Zhang Yang.

The fragrance of the past life soup is really good, and the fragrance instantly floats into the internal organs of the soldier ghost Zhang Yang, and his face is full of smiles.

"The Tangsheng Soup is mainly composed of eight substances. The most important thing is tears. No matter how bitter it is, it needs to be simmered slowly to remove the bitterness and keep the sweetness to make a good soup. The same is true in life."

The female judge of the underworld, Zhang Yang, leaned on the chair and sighed faintly.

Zhang Yang, a soldier ghost, held up the Pastoral Soup: "The Pastoral Soup is so delicious, after I drink it, I will go to reincarnation."

"Slow! Since you don't want to shed tears for me, then you can bribe me with the things buried in the coffin, and then I will find a way to make a complete bowl of soup for you, how about it?"

The female judge of the underworld stretched out her skinny right hand to ask for a bribe.

"I am a deserter in a hundred battles, with empty hands and nothing on my body."

Zhang Yang, the soldier ghost, shouted.

"is it?"

The female judge of the underworld moved her fingers slightly, and a chain flew out of the clothes on the soldier ghost's chest, landed in the female judge's hands, and began to play with it.

The ghost of the soldier rose angrily: "This thing is on my heart, and it must not be given away."

Just as I was talking, the female judge of the underworld flicked her white hair, and she changed into a young and beautiful appearance, glamorous and seductive, and the soldier ghost was tempted by the beauty, and subconsciously licked her lips.

The female judge of the Yin Division put the necklace around her neck, and without saying much, she touched the ghost head judgment table with her palm, revealing a book of Yin and Yang life and death.

"The yin and yang scroll of life and death. The yin scroll records the life and death lifespan of living beings. It is the destiny. My scroll is the yang scroll. It records the merits and demerits of living beings during their lifetime, and it becomes this book."

The female judge of the Yin Division flicked the yin and yang life and death scroll again, and a few lines of text appeared, which were recorded by the soldier ghost Zhang Yang during his lifetime.

"Zhang Yang, 30 years old, killed [-] people on the battlefield."

Zhang Yang, the ghost of the soldier, explained proudly: "Soldiers, there is no one who would not betray his life. Even if he kills, it is not my crime."

(End of this chapter)