My second senior brother is very afraid of death

Chapter 46 A Murder Case Caused by a Fart

"Five things break tears for the liver and intestines."

"Six things are tears in dying illness."

"Seven things cry for parting."

"Eight things for...for..."

Zhang Yang, the female judge of the underworld, hesitated for a moment, her eyes were dull, as if she was caught in some memories.

Jin Yang quickly asked while remembering: "Mother, what is the eighth thing?"

Chang Yang, the female judge of the underworld, came back to her senses, and smiled sadly: "I forgot about the eighth thing."

The young Jin Yang frowned and said, "Then how should Jin Yang make the Pastoral Soup?"

"You are still young, don't worry, when you grow up, you will naturally understand, but if your mother has been in the Great Hall of the Underworld, you probably won't have to make rebirth soup for the rest of your life."

Chang Yang, the female magistrate of the Yin Division, continued to make the Pastoral Soup carefully after explaining. The little Jin Yang sat down on the steps next to the Pastoral Cauldron, put her hands on her face, and took a deep sniff with her eyes closed: "Mother boiled it." Pastoral Soup is delicious."

"It smells so good, it smells so good!"

Jin Yang, who was still caught in the memory, recalled the taste of his mother's stewed soup, drooling while recalling it, as if his mother Chang Yang had never left.

Snapped!Boom!boom!
A chair flew over from nowhere, and was about to smash the door of Jin Yang who was caught in memory. After hearing the movement, Jin Yang opened his eyes and saw that something was hitting him. He was so shocked that he was so frightened that he stepped back. When he fell, he fell off the chair.

"where is the guy?"

A beautiful woman in a black robe came with a hideous face. Jin Yang got up and saw that the big ghost made Dugu Miao'er.

According to the records in the Yinsi chapter of the underworld, Dugu Miaoer, the great ghost envoy, is beautiful, seductive, hot-tempered, irritable, and sexually promiscuous.

"What about people? Where did all the people die?"

The big ghost made Dugu Miao'er stand in front of the ghost head's judgment table and shouted indiscriminately, shouting everywhere, thinking that he was coming to the Great Hall of the Underworld to collect debts.

"Miaoer! Miaoer!"

Jin Yang ran over quickly, walked up to the great ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er and said with a playful smile, "Why are you so angry? Are you causing trouble in the Great Hall of the Underworld?"

The big ghost made Dugu Miao'er domineering, full of alcohol, and arrogantly said: "I am Da Da Da..."

"Great ghost envoy..."

Jin Yang apologized with a smile.

"I am Dugu Miao'er, the great ghost envoy. Who are you? You claim my name in vain? Someone, pull her out and behead her!"

When Jin Yang saw the stupid words said by the great ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er, he knew that this time he was drunk and came to the Hall of the Underworld to make trouble again.

The two ghost messengers who followed Dugu Miao'er hurried to the front and explained: "Great ghost messenger, you are drunk, she is not who she is, she is Jin Yang, the female judge of the underworld."

Seeing the strangeness, Jin Yang smiled, and went to the big ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er to sniff deeply a few times: "Miao'er, what kind of rouge and gouache did you smoke today, so sweet?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Today I drank three catties of wine, where did I smoke some rouge powder? I am so beautiful, what kind of rouge powder do I use like you?"

Only then did Jin Yang remove his head from the shoulder of the great ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er, and smiled embarrassedly.

"You fool, let me ask you, have you ever seen two living souls just now?"

Faced with the question from the great ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er, Jin Yang just thought it was her talking while drinking, and said truthfully: "No, all the ghosts that should be given away have been given away today, and all the evil ghosts that should be eaten have been eaten, so why are there two A living soul?"

Shaking his head and shaking his head, the big ghost made Dugu Miaoer, who was unable to stand still, surrounded the ghost head judgment table and said solemnly: "Today, the king of the underworld wants to go to Baiyujing in the sky, so everyone in the underworld must be more vigilant. If the king of the underworld is shocked, you and I will not be blamed." .”

The big ghost made Dugu Miao'er get drunk and lay down on the ghost head's judgment table: "Just now I saw two living souls stepping on the stars and entering the underworld. Only the main hall can hide people, it seems that I need to look over your Yin Division's main hall today."

Immediately, the two ghost messengers began to search for living souls in the Great Hall of the Underworld.

What Jinyang is most afraid of is that the big ghost will make Dugu Miaoer come here to make trouble after getting drunk. The last time she came to make trouble, she almost burned her Yinsi Hall, so she couldn't help worrying: "If you want to find a ghost, look for it, don't break it. My mandala flower."

Jin Yang hurriedly went to the window to hold the mandala flower in his arms, and the evil ghost donkey leaning against the wall said angrily: "Jin Yang, Jin Yang, you are the master of the palace of the underworld, who is she? If you look for someone here, you can find someone, what about your majesty..."

The big ghost made Dugu Miaoer rush to the evil ghost donkey, pointing at him and scolding: "You half-dead evil ghost, you are so presumptuous, come on! Put him... first... throw him up!"

The big ghost made Dugu Miao'er feel uncomfortable in his stomach, and wanted to vomit, but seeing that there was nowhere to vomit, under the intoxication, he pointed his mouth at the mouth of the evil ghost's donkey and crazily poured out the food in his belly.

"It's so comfortable!"

The big ghost made Dugu Miao'er vomit all the food and drink in her stomach, and she felt relaxed and comfortable, and her mind became clearer.

"vomit!"

The evil ghost donkey was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit again.

"Don't vomit! You can eat my food, have fun!"

The big ghost made Dugu Miao'er give a lesson in front of the evil ghost donkey, and the evil ghost donkey bickered with her, but Jin Yang smelled the familiar fragrance again, and followed the fragrance to find the source of the fragrance in the palace of the underworld.

Sniffing and searching, Jin Yang touched under the Guitou Judgment Table, and saw a layer of white cloth between the curtain under the Guitou Judgment Table and the ground, a familiar scene, and that familiar smell again.

Jin Yang squatted on the ground and grabbed the exposed white cloth, sniffed it excitedly, and then pulled it out vigorously, just like the scene when he saw Wei Young, all of this was designed by Mo Jinyan, just to let Jin Yang thinks about things when he sees things.

Jin Yang grabbed the white cloth and pulled it out frantically, but he didn't expect that the strength on the other end of the white cloth was so strong that Jin Yang couldn't pull it out for a while.

"Great ghost messenger! Great ghost messenger! I didn't find it. It seems that the two living souls are not hidden in the palace of the underworld."

The two ghost messengers rummaged through the Great Hall of the Underworld, and stood in front of the ghost head's judgment table to report to Dugu Miao'er, the big ghost envoy.

Dugu Miao'er finished training the evil ghost donkey, went to the ghost head's judgment table, listened to the ghost messenger's report, then took out a jug of wine from his sleeve, took a big sip, his cheeks were flushed immediately, his body was sweaty, and he rolled his eyes Shouting to Jin Yang, the female judge of Yin Division: "What kind of place is this? Why am I in this kind of place?"

The two ghost messengers hurriedly clung to the ear of the big ghost messenger Dugu Miao'er and whispered back.

"What? What living soul? Where is it? You said that you saw those two living souls running into the Great Hall of the Underworld and then disappeared?"

The great ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er questioned the two ghost messengers: "Where did the living soul go? It's not in the Great Hall of the Underworld, but where is it?"

"Great Ghost Messenger, I'll search the Yin Division Hall, and there really aren't any living souls."

The two ghosts reported back truthfully.

"Jin Yang, if you see two living souls from the Eye of the Underworld, tell me immediately."

After the big ghost envoy Dugu Miaoer finished speaking seriously, his body softened, and with the support of two ghost messengers, he went to the underworld to drink a lot of wine.

Jin Yang gave a silly smile and watched the Great Ghost Envoy Dugu Miao'er and others leave. He tiptoed to the Guitou Judgment Table, squatted down, lifted the curtain, and saw a beautiful young man squatting on the ground and huddled up. Like a frightened rabbit, there seemed to be a living soul behind him, looking at Jin Yang.

With a glance of ten thousand years, Jin Yang seemed to have seen the most beautiful thing in the world. The young man in front of him saw the white moonlight, just like the moonlight in the sun shining into the heart of Jin Yang, who seemed as lonely as eighty thousand miles of yellow sand.

A gentleman is like jade, and Mo Shangshi is unparalleled in the world, just like the person in front of him, and he is that light.

Jin Yang put his finger in front of his mouth, signaling Jin Yang not to speak, lest the big ghost who had just left Dugu Miaoer hear, and then smiled softly, lighting up a little bit of starlight in Jin Yang's eyes, and Jin Yang's gloomy bright eyes instantly brightened. Liang, with Weiyang's beam of light in it, his whole face is radiant, but he can't fit in the sky full of stars, except for Weiyang, a gentleman and young man.

"Why are you so fragrant?"

While Jin Yang smiled foolishly, a waterfall of saliva flowed out.

Outside the gate of the Great Hall of the Underworld, Dugu Miaoer, the great ghost envoy, seemed to sense something strange in his consciousness, and turned around to ask, "Jin Yang, who are you talking to?"

Jin Yang was so frightened that he stood up quickly, and shouted to the outside of the Yin Division Hall: "I didn't talk to anyone, my hairpin fell to the ground, and I'm looking for it."

"Hmph! It's best to tell the truth. If you dare to hide a living soul in the world, you will be punished."

The big ghost made Dugu Miaoer look at the hairpin on Jinyang's head and know that she was lying.

"Don't worry, if I see any good-looking handsome man, I will definitely tell you."

Jin Yang said with a silly smile, drooling.

"oh, I see……"

The great ghost envoy Dugu Miaoer regained his energy in an instant, pushed away the ghost messengers on both sides, and walked towards the Great Hall of the Underworld.

Boom!
A fart sounded from under the ghost judge's table.

Mo Jinyan, who was hiding behind Weiyang, pointed at Weiyang and said brazenly: "What's the situation? Can't you tighten it up?"

"Senior brother Mo Jinyan, you wronged me. It's obviously you. You said that you were afraid of heights and speed. After getting off that star, you would vomit and have diarrhea. You would rather have a stomachache than fart. You can't believe any fart, you're good, he's leaving soon, you actually..."

Wei Young pinched her nose with one hand and fanned her face with the other.

"Damn it! Can you rely on me? Look at the food you cooked this morning, how terrible it is..."

Mo Jinyan and Wei Young were debating in a low voice, who knew that the curtain under the ghost judge's table was lifted, first revealing Jin Yang's drooling face, and then showing the face of the great ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er.

"You... hello... beauty..."

Mo Jinyan and Wei Young awkwardly greet Dugu Miaoer, the emissary of the big ghost, knowing that disaster is imminent.
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Mo Jinyan and Wei Yang, who were kidnapped by two ghosts, were escorted out of the Yinsi Hall.

"I never expected that the first time I, Mo Jinyan, came to the underworld, I let Wei Yang's fart kill me. If this gets out, how will I live!"

Mo Jinyan regretted it with a mournful face, regretting that he and Wei Young should come back to this hell.

"Senior brother Mo Jinyan, I'm sorry! Although you fart, it has nothing to do with me! I didn't harm you!"

Wei Young quickly explained.

"My little ancestor, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and beg your old friend! This is the Palace of the Underworld, she has the final say, you hurry up and beg her!
If you die, I will let my junior brother fart on your grave every day! "

Mo Jinyan stared at Wei Young to make an idea, Wei Young quickly turned to look at Jin Yang, the female judge of the underworld, and begged: "Jin Yang! Jin Yang! Please save us both!"

Seeing Wei Young begging for help, Jin Yang didn't know why his heart softened instantly, and ordered to the big ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er and the two ghost messengers escorting Mo Jinyan and Wei Young: "Wait! I have something to ask them two .”

"stop!"

The big ghost envoy Dugu Miaoer raised his hand, and the two ghost messengers let go of Mo Jinyan and Wei Young.

"How did you know my name?"

Jin Yang looked at Wei Young suspiciously, and Wei Young said anxiously: "Jin Yang, have you forgotten? I am Wei Young, you have seen me before."

"That's right, he said he met you before, and now I suspect that he hasn't seen you, but I have to believe that he has seen you, so you can just pretend that he has seen you.

For the face of this handsome guy, think about it carefully, if you really can't remember, just assume that you have met me, we have been good friends for many years, my aunt, help us! "

Mo Jinyan started talking nonsense in order to save his life.

"Weiyang?"

Jin Yang lowered his head and recalled the scene when he saw Wei Young for the first time on that day in January of that year:

"What's your name?"

That year, Jinyang asked Weiyang, a six-year-old boy.

Wei Young timidly replied: "I'm... I'm Wei Young..."

As if in a lifetime, but I don't know how many years have passed. In a trance, Jin Yang remembered the scene when he met Wei Young for the first time, but he didn't expect Wei Young to be so handsome now.

With a clear mind, Jin Yang quickly teleported to Wei Young to protect Wei Young and shouted at the big ghost envoy Dugu Miaoer: "Don't take him away."

"Hey, what about me? Think of me as air!"

Mo Jinyan said indignantly.

"He is a good friend of mine, and you should help him by the way. Find a way to keep him."

Wei Young hurriedly pleaded for Mo Jinyan.

"Hey! Damn it, Wei Young, what do you mean by piggybacking on your hand to save me? I fucking knew to come down with you this time, and you didn't have the best intentions."

Mo Jinyan gritted his teeth and stared at Wei Young.

"And him, you can't take them away, you have to stay."

Jin Yang looked at the big ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er with a firm attitude.

"No! Get out of the way!"

The big ghost made Dugu Miaoer glaring at Jin Yang, who was so serious about protecting others for the first time, ordered.

"Miaoer~"

Jin Yang begged for mercy with a sad face: "I, the female judge of the Yin Division, is the master of the Great Hall of the Underworld and the Return of the Underworld. I have the final say on the Great Hall of the Underworld and the Return of the Underworld."

The big ghost messenger Dugu Miao'er used the strength of the wine to raise the long whip in his hand and asked: "Jin Yang, do you want to go against me?"

That Jin Yang is a nymphomaniac, and has the best relationship with Dugu Miaoer, the big ghost envoy, knowing that Dugu Miaoer is pretending to scare her, so she turned around shyly and said happily to Wei Young: "Wei Young! My Wei Young !", when Jin Yang said, licking Wei Young's face while spitting out a slender letter, Mo Jinyan was dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)