Konoha's wealth is rolling

Chapter 22 Thank you for being offended

This kind of question can't be asked without the cuteness of more than ten years!
Hearing Jing Yin's words, Iori's mouth twitched into an evil smile, he heard too many foolish words!

Do thunderbolts use direct current or alternating current?
Why are those who study law called lawyers and not masters?
The poison has expired, is the medicinal property enhanced, or is the medicinal property invalid?

Can a pig with kidney deficiency be nourished by eating its kidneys, and can walnuts caught in the door be used to nourish the brain?
Is hitting a pregnant woman pregnant with twins a gang fight?

Iori had heard this kind of question no less than ten times in his previous life on Earth, and now Shizune asked a similar question.

This kind of obvious question, the brain circuit of the person asking the question is indeed quite strange!
The fireworks show was still going on, and Shizune had already focused on it. Obviously, she didn't care much about Iori's answer.

The beauty of fireworks is short and beautiful.

In about 5 minutes, the much-anticipated firework show was approaching the Tailed Beast. In response, Jing Yin pouted to play the little girl's temper.

"Isn't this too short?"

"People haven't enjoyed it yet, so why is it over?"

"Iori, can you let him cum a few more times, he hasn't been satisfied yet."

"Wum, people still want this kind of happy feeling, which is dazzling and colorful, can you satisfy him, Iori-kun?"

Jing Yin tapped her thin lips lightly with her fingers, and I looked pitifully: "Just once?"

Being shaken by Shizune coquettishly, Iori's face turned black!

After the fireworks show ended, the embankment beside the small river fell into a brief silence, while the silent voice was infinitely amplified!
All of a sudden, there was a lot of discussion!

"Damn it, this man is too useless, he can't even satisfy his own woman."

"Hiss, could it be that he has a kidney problem?"

"Hey, the hero sees the same thing, and I think so too. This beautiful lady is really pitiful, she can't even enjoy the joy of being a woman!"

"Yes, it's too pitiful, and I don't know how she fell in love with this guy!"

"Hey, it's hard to use your hands"

"Ah, brother, you seem to be the truth!"

The misunderstanding is getting bigger and bigger, and the pot is getting bigger and bigger!Iori gritted her teeth and turned around quickly!

It's just that the night was too dark to see anything clearly, and all the discussions disappeared after he turned around!

The anger in Yizhi's eyes was about to erupt, and now he felt as if he had hit the cotton with his fist!
Iori looked away, turned around and stood shoulder to shoulder with Shizune.

And the latter looked ahead obediently at this time, as if she didn't say the ambiguous words just now!
This woman must have done it on purpose!
Yizhi clenched her fists bitterly, unable to beat or scold her, I really want the landlady to clean her up for me!

Seeing Shizune secretly looking at his expression, Iori gritted his teeth and said:
"Can you say such ambiguous words in private? Even in a low voice!"

"Thanks to you, I have now become a man with kidney deficiency, a good-for-nothing man who can only make his woman happy with his hands and mouth!"

Shi Jing blinked: "I don't know what you're talking about!"

Do you dare to swear by touching your ordinary chest?
"Hehe," Yizhi sneered!
"Hee hee~" Jing Yin had a cute smile on his face!

"By the way, Iori, you haven't answered my question just now. What do you think is the most beautiful view of the rising fireworks?"

In the spirit of being a good man, don't be as knowledgeable as a little woman!Iori lost the way he wanted to ravage Shizune!

"The rising fireworks are of course the most beautiful when seen from below. Not only can you see the beautiful and colorful fireworks, but you can also see the unique scenery!"

After all, underwear is generally not worn under a yukata!So you can definitely see it!
What a genius I am!As witty as I am!

"under?"

Mute thoughtfully,
"Indeed, it seems that every time I watch a fireworks show, I watch it from below, and I can have a panoramic view of the various patterns of the fireworks rising into the sky after they explode and disperse."

After finishing speaking, Shizune stretched and yawned.

"Wum, it's getting late, and the fireworks show is over, let's go back too, lest Shin Yumi wake up too early and get nervous."

The corners of Yizhi's mouth twitched, are you still afraid of her in your heart?
Why didn't you say you were afraid when you forced her to inject fluids?
Shrugging, Iori followed Shizune's pace towards the rental house.

After the fireworks show, the crowd began to disperse, and the chaotic flow of people beside the river bank could easily cause congestion and chaos.

"No," Shizune stopped, turned around and stretched out her hand in front of Iori.

"There are so many people, don't get lost, lest I have to spend time looking for you when I get there."

Yizhi scratched her face: "Man and woman can't kiss each other, it's not good for us."

Hearing this, Jing Yin's face turned blue and white, and then glared at him bitterly.

"Think of your good intentions as a donkey's liver and lungs, you deserve it if you get lost! Hmph!"

After finishing speaking, Jing Yin was about to turn around angrily and stride away, the clogs under her feet were trampled loudly by her.

"Ahem, although a man and a woman can't kiss each other, I'm more afraid of getting lost, and some of them will cause trouble for Sister Jingyin."

Iori smiled and quickly followed Shizune, and then stretched out his hand to hold her swinging right hand tightly.

Hiss, I have to say, women's hands are really soft.

How lucky to be able to hold these wonderful hands from now to home, this is simply heaven!

"Hmph! There's really nothing I can do about you!" Jing Yin snorted, but the corners of her mouth curled into a small arc.

"Bilian County says it's not big, it's not small, but it will be troublesome if it gets lost, so I'm thinking about it for your sake, you can't think wildly."

As soon as the voice fell, Iori felt his hand was obviously tightened by Shizune.

While holding her hand was great, it seemed even better to be held by her!

Jing Yin, this woman is so cute, her heart almost stopped beating!
Yizhi smiled all over her face: "I promise I won't think wildly, and please ask Jingyin sister to take me, a road idiot, home."

"Fortunately, it's Miss Jingyin who came out to play together tonight, otherwise I might have to sleep on the street tonight."

Jing Yin looked back with a smile on her face: "Hmph, right."

Iori smiled and nodded, holding a woman's hand for the first time, it feels good after body, thank you for the hospitality.

There was Mute to clear the way, and the two of them walked through the crowd as if they were seeing each other.

"Hoohoo~ I finally got out of the crowd. You said that these single men don't stay at home at night and come out to join in the fun."

Jing Yin raised his sleeves to fan the wind, his flushed face was full of puzzlement.

"Could it be that they really thought there was an affair at the fireworks display?"

The corner of Iori's mouth twitched, thank you, I was offended again!

"Ahem, Ms. Jingyin, what you said is wrong. The fireworks display is an event organized by the government to increase the distance between the people and the people,"

"Single men and women can also take advantage of this event to try their luck and find their own love luck. Maybe a blind cat meets a dead mouse, and this is also a possibility."

Muting lightly opened her thin lips and exhaled a breath of hot air.

"However, they are ugly, fat and short, with pockmarks on their faces. Don't you think that this kind of men are annoying when they come out at night?"

The corner of Yizhi's mouth twitched: "Although he is ugly, he also has a heart for beauty! It's not impossible for a toad to want to eat swan meat!"

"He's looking for a pretty woman to have sex with. What's wrong with him?"

"Maybe there are women in this world who have unique tastes and like such a man!"

Jing Yin resolutely shook her head and denied: "No, no, no! You don't understand women! There must be no women in this world who like fat houses!"

The veins on Yizhi's face popped out, and his fists were clenched tightly!

In his previous life, he was the kind of fat guy with average looks and hair loss!
Thanks!Really feel offended!

what to do!It's like killing this prejudiced woman!
"Ah, Iori, are you trying to hit me?"

(End of this chapter)