Konoha's wealth is rolling

Chapter 54

Mixed bathing is a joke!
The plots in the anime that make the blood boil are all deceiving, and they are specially designed to deceive dead nerds!
From now on, even if I die of hunger, thirst and loneliness, I will never go to mixed baths again!
Even if Shizune covers her face with stockings, I won't go to the mixed bath!
Hope dashed!
The god in my heart is dead!

Iori, who was no longer interested in soaking in the hot springs, got dressed and returned to the lobby.

Like a salted fish that has lost its dream, Yizhi stared at the ceiling with twitching eyes and twitching corners of her mouth.

Alas, no wonder not a single man entered the mixed bath!

No wonder the other men stopped and watched while I entered the mixed bathroom in high spirits,
They all looked at me with weird smiles on their faces.

Yizhi covered her head, regretting her mistakes.

At that time, he thought that those men were as good as Long Yang and liked to confront each other.

Oh shit!

Why didn't anyone remind me of this!

Eh?its not right?
It seems that Sister Jingyin has been telling herself not to let her go to the bathroom!
woo woo woo, woo woo, ~(>_<)~
It turned out that I was wrong to blame Miss Jingyin,
Young master, my heart is full, my eyes are polluted by old flesh, I really want to go blind on the spot!
Let alone young girls now, even if a kawaii little loli pitifully appears in front of me, I won’t be interested in it!
Damn, at that time, the old woman who had lost all her teeth looked at me with a hungry smile on her face,

I was immediately frightened, okay!

"Hey, brother came out so soon, the scenery in the mixed bathroom is beautiful!"

"Hehehe, I didn't expect that my brother is also a ruthless person. He dared to soak in hot springs with old women!"

"It's really admirable to play again!"

When Yizhi was half dead, an uncle came out of the men's bath. The uncle sat beside him with a cigarette in his mouth and a face full of comfort.

For the greasy uncle, Iori is too lazy to bother,

He waved his hand, motioning him to take it easy.

Suddenly, Iori opened his eyes and looked at the other party,

Fuck, it's actually this badass,
At that time, this guy looked at me with an ambiguous smile on his face, making him think that he was thinking about his fresh and tender chrysanthemum!
At that time, Iori was afraid that her flowers would be ravaged, so she rushed into the mixed bathroom without hesitation with a bath towel in her hands!

Iori gritted his teeth and looked at the smoking uncle!

"Uncle, you have a problem with being a human being!"

"Knowing that there is a pit, don't remind me!"

The uncle swallowed his clouds, and the smile on his face never stopped.

"You can't say that, if you want to blame, you can only blame you for being too hungry!"

"The same men, do you think there is such a good thing as mixed baths, will other men go into the men's bath one by one?"

The uncle stubbed out the cigarette butt, leaned on the bench and moaned,

That voice seemed to be doing big health care, and it immediately attracted countless eyes.

"You're still a virgin, you didn't know the situation before you got into the mixed bath."

"With your temperament, it's easy to go wrong!"

Iori looked at the uncle speechlessly.

It was fine if this guy didn't pull me back then, but now he still has the face to preach as someone who came here.

“Soaking in the hot spring is so refreshing!”

The uncle patted his thigh, making a gesture to get up,

"As the saying goes, a cigarette after bathing is better than a living god."

"Boy, do you want to follow uncle and me to have fun and happy things!"

After finishing speaking, the bearded uncle began to show Iori his mouth job which is different from ordinary people.

In just a few seconds, Iori saw his tongue change into more than ten shapes,
Iori's eyes were glazed over!

Is this guy a pimp?

Or, this guy is an old Siji!
Thinking of this, Iori shuddered, and hurriedly moved his buttocks to distance himself.
"Why are you afraid of me?"

The uncle looked at Yizhi with some depression, and said speechlessly:

"It's just your little daisy, uncle, I'm really not interested, put your heart in your stomach!"

He also said that he is not an old glass!
"You go, my sister won't let me chat with strangers!"

Iori waved his hand and leaned on the bench to take a rest.

Hearing this, the uncle's eyes immediately glowed green, he licked his lips quickly with his tongue, then rubbed his hands together and said:

"Yo, you still have a sister!"

This kid looks so good-looking, although I am very excited, but his sister must be more beautiful!
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, the uncle continued:
"We both have this relationship, why don't you introduce your sister to me,"

"Don't look at my unrestrained appearance, but I'm actually very dedicated!"

Hearing this, Yizhi opened his eyes and glanced at the uncle, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he smiled contemptuously.

If you are single-minded, there will be no scumbags in this world!
"Hey, what does your kid's smile mean, do you look down on me?"

"How dare I, I just want to see what a dedicated man looks like!"

"Okay, uncle, don't brag about yourself with me,"

Yawning, Iori looked away from the women's bath,
"It's getting late, you should hurry home and have dinner."

"Don't go back late, the meal is cold!"

This guy is such a chatterbox, I don't even want to chat until I see the young master,

Come on, let me be quiet for a while!

Iori felt a little depressed in his heart.

The mixed bath was unsuccessful, and I was accosted by the old glass man,
If I had known this would happen, I would say nothing tonight!

After a while, Iori opened his eyes, feeling a little headache,

Why hasn't this guy left yet, could it be that he's taken a fancy to me?

Yizhi's scalp was numb, and his back felt a little cold.

Do you really want me to be hard on you before you are willing to leave?
That's all, that's all, this fairy won't go, let me go!
The uncle, who had been silent for a while, saw that Yizhi was about to leave, so he quickly grabbed him,
"Hey, don't go, uncle, I haven't flirted with you yet. I haven't had a good chat yet!"

The corner of Iori's mouth twitched,
You fucking let me go, men and women can't accept kissing, didn't your mother teach you?

Slapping away the uncle's callused hand, Yizhi frowned, feeling a little speechless in his heart!
"I have nothing to talk to you about!"

After finishing speaking, Iori left without looking back.
"Boy, we will meet again if we are destined, hahaha!"

Hearing the rough and hearty laughter, Iori's heart skipped a beat,
Hey, is this guy an NPC, here to deliver some kind of mission?
After Iori turned his head, the uncle who had been lying carelessly on the bench had long since disappeared.

Touching his chin, Iori felt that the uncle's lying posture was inexplicably familiar just now!

Could it be that Uncle Ge Youge also traveled through time?
"Iori, what are you doing here?"

"Isn't there a bench over there, why don't you sit and wait for us!"

While Iori was meditating, the three of Shizune came out of the women's bath,

Hearing the voice, Iori hurriedly turned around,

Hiss, it smells so good,

Looking at the three of them with flushed faces and scents all over their bodies, Yizhi secretly swallowed her saliva.

The appearance of Jing Yin's three people immediately attracted the attention of countless animals.
Seeing Yizhi staring at him, Shiyin covered his mouth with a chuckle and at the same time stepped forward to hold his arm and said:

"Let's go."

After regaining consciousness, Yizhi nodded hurriedly, seeing the completely new Jing Yin, Yizhi burst into joy immediately.

"Who were you talking to just now?"

On the way back, Jing Yin smiled and asked:
"It's nice to see you chatting with him, is he your friend?"

Iori shook his head,

"You didn't go into the bathroom, did you?"

Seeing the smile on Shizune's face, Iori twitched the corners of his mouth, and replied with an unnatural expression:

"no no"

"Really, you didn't lie to me?"

"Of course it's true, these words are truer than real money!"

"Then why are the corners of your mouth twitching and your legs still shaking?"

After waiting for a while, Jing Yin didn't hear Iori's sophistry, so she looked up at him curiously,

At this time, Iori suddenly shouted at Tsunade:
"Tsunade, did you see that wretched man right in front of you stole a lot of money from you!"

Yizhi's words were like a shock!

"where?"

Rubbing his fists, Tsunade gritted his teeth and said:

"It's really a narrow road to enemies!"

(End of this chapter)