Encountering American comics in Super Hong Kong

Chapter 243 The most high-end fart in history

Although the dantian is on the stomach, the physical body and the meridians are like the difference between the outside and the inside. They have different dimensions and cannot communicate with each other. At this time, this guy can't absorb the aura of his body at all by running his exercises desperately!
"Then, then...then what should I do now?"

This is the first time Uncle Jiu has encountered such a situation, and he doesn't know how his apprentice's brain grows, and why there are always such unexpected operations...

He was silent for a while, and said with some uncertainty: "You find a way to spit out the spiritual energy bit by bit, and then you can absorb and refine it..." It is difficult for ordinary people's bodies to retain spiritual energy. Ten percent of the spiritual energy is poured into his body, and ninety-nine percent will be lost... and Wencai forcibly swallowed the spiritual energy, and forcibly used exercises to suppress it in the body, so that the speed of loss was greatly slowed down. , spit it out, and then exercise the power, absorb it through the Zhoutian acupoint, run it in the meridian, and return it to the dantian for refining...

"Spit it out?"

Wen Cai was taken aback for a moment, "The spiritual energy that spewed out seems to dissipate quickly, then..."

"That's right, your clever move didn't actually allow you to absorb more spiritual energy. It's good if you can absorb one-tenth of this spiritual energy..." Uncle Jiu said angrily.

"..."

Qiu Sheng next to him grinned, the gloating expression on his face was undisguised.

"Master, there is... is there no other way?" Wen Cai looked at Uncle Jiu pitifully, but saw him ponder for a while, and thought about it seriously, "It's not that there is no other way. I can help you maintain the aura for a while, and then you can absorb it slowly..."

"Oh ha ha ha..." Wen Cai smiled happily, and raised his chin at Qiu Sheng who was beside him, "Thank you, Master!"

"You try to spit it out first, um..." Uncle Jiu suddenly thought of something, and said to Qiu Sheng who was beside him: "After he spits out a mouthful of spiritual energy, you can also absorb some..."

"Ah...Master?!" Wen Cai was unhappy.

Uncle Jiu glared at him sharply, and said angrily, "Hmph! Even if you have a teacher to help you, you can only take [-]% of it at most, and the other [-]% can't be wasted..."

"Stop talking nonsense, try to spit it out first, not too much..."

"Yes!" Immediately, Wen Cai lightly pressed his stomach, opened his mouth slightly, but burped for nothing, and couldn't spit out anything...

"..."

There was a moment of silence in the yard, Qiu Sheng looked expectant, while Uncle Jiu was thoughtful, and said in a deep voice: "Try again!" This time, Wen Cai stepped up his strength and pressed his very distended belly hard— —

poofeng~~~~~~
The aura didn't come out of his mouth, but instead released a big ball from the back of this guy's ass!Well, there are two colors mixed together in this cloud, among them, the white part of the cloud is naturally the spiritual energy of the upper realm, which is very conspicuous, and it is not stained by the mud, and there is also a light yellow part in the same mixture, the taste is indescribable angry...

"..."

Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng were so stunned!
All of a sudden, this aura spread out, and at the same time, there was also a very refreshing and fragrant smell!
Fog grass!

The master and apprentice immediately blocked their noses, and retreated with a disgusted look on their faces, and Wen Cai himself didn't work hard to absorb this spiritual energy, because he was also disgusted...

What the hell, if I suck my fart into it, will my whole body be pus!

I'm sooooooooooooooo!
Qiu Sheng retreated again and again, and said to his master with a determined face: "Master, you are going to kill me today, and I don't absorb the aura of literary talents!"

Uncle Jiu was speechless, and said angrily, "It's up to you!"

As he spoke, he glared at Wen Cai, and said in a cold voice: "Come again... this time I will help you gather your spiritual energy. You must use your energy to absorb it, understand?"

"..."

Wencai wanted to cry but had no tears, so he said to his master, "Well, that... will my fart..."

Uncle Jiu was silent for a while, then gritted his teeth and said, "This is the spiritual energy from the upper realm, it will dissipate quickly after it comes out of your body, so I will act immediately to gather the spiritual energy together! I can't control the rest... ..." What the hell, I'm going to become a peerless real person in a few days, and now I want to help a little bastard get angry, what a fucking thing!
"Don't worry, this is your fart, it should probably be unlikely to cause any harm to you..." Well, my fart was once a part of my body——

No problem!
Wen Cai: (((;;))) Mao has a bad feeling...

Qiu Sheng: (⊙x⊙;) I just look at it and don’t speak.

……

God knows, why this spiritual energy from the upper world doesn't come out from the mouth, but from the valley...

After a full seven days, Wen Cai released the aura stored in his body bit by bit, absorbed it, and stored it in his dantian.

Of course, because Uncle Jiu used means to gather the spiritual energy and control the speed at which it dissipated, it was inevitable that a lot of grain energy was trapped in it...

"Master, didn't you say that your fart will not harm your body?"

I saw that Wen Cai's face, hands, and feet were covered with dots, large and small erythema, and he put on the ointment very uncomfortable, and couldn't help scratching at the same time...

Uncle Jiu, who was making external herbal medicine over there, couldn't answer this pungent question, so he waved his hand without raising his head, and slashed with a magic power from the air, opening this guy's claws!
"Little bastard, don't scratch! If you scratch your skin and let this evil poison run into your blood, you will be in trouble..."

"Well……"

Wencai wanted to cry but had no tears, while Qiusheng next to him just stood up and practiced kung fu by himself, not wanting to pay attention to the nonsense here.

Knock knock!Suddenly, there was a light knock on the door, and immediately, a clear voice came, "Uncle Jiu, I'm back!"

"Fang Xu?"

Uncle Jiu was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed, he quickly put down the pestle in his hand, walked over and opened the door, but saw Fang Xu, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, standing in front of the door, looking at him with a smile.

"You boy..." He laughed, welcomed Fang Xu in happily, and said with some reproach: "Why have you been here for ten years? How is it?!"

"I didn't expect either...Fortunately, it's not too late!"

Fang Xu also had lingering fears in his heart. According to the space-time array that Master Gu Yi arranged for him, when he came back, he would only continue the time lost on him...

To put it simply, Fang Xu went to the future, and spent three months in the future, found a way to break through the shackles of heaven and earth and ascend to the upper realm, and then returned to this time and space. Node, three months after naturally sending him back to this time and space.

(End of this chapter)