Encountering American comics in Super Hong Kong

Chapter 267 This urine is the best in the world!

Chapter 267 This urine is the best in the world!
"Uh... you, hello!"

Seeing these two powerful immortals, Supreme Treasure couldn't help but look a little stiff. On the contrary, Tang Seng looked at the two of them in surprise, stepped forward, and greeted them gracefully.

"Amitabha, the wisdom of the two benefactors is like a moment, and I have a predestined relationship with my Buddha..."

"..." Although this monk talked a lot, he was obviously not one to chat. He just introduced himself, and he chatted to death.

Fang Xu looked at this guy with an unfriendly expression, what does it mean to have a relationship with my Buddha, labor and management still want to stay and fly with Fairy Zixia, you can go!
……

The night was getting darker and darker. Although the place where they stayed overnight was outside the market town, many travelers came one after another, and some caravans going to the Western Regions all stopped here.

They each built some very simple sheds, gathered together, and slept wrapped in thick fur blankets. In a corner, Zhizunbao and Tang Seng also lay down, but Tang Seng whispered something early from time to time. Sleeping nonsense, Supreme Treasure was so angry that he almost slapped him across the face. He was thinking in his heart, what the hell would he dump this thing tomorrow, and find a place to travel back with the Moonlight Treasure Box to save his wife Bai Jingjing...

As for Fairy Zixia and Fang Xu, the two of them sat cross-legged and practiced in the distance. In addition, there was a dead silence, as if it had become a dead place.

In the gathering place, Tang Seng, who was not sleepy at all, was worthy of being a master of Buddhism who came from the ninth generation of practice, but he suddenly opened his eyes, turned slightly, and quietly looked in a certain direction.

But I saw a monster covered in black energy and a ferocious face, approaching the sleeping people in the gathering place lightly, one by one, bending down, sucking their yang energy away...

Amitabha!
This Nima is a monster!

Tang Seng was frightened and turned cold all over, and quickly shook the Supreme Treasure beside him, "Wukong, Wukong! Wake up, get up and protect the teacher, there are monsters coming!"

"Hey! What the hell..." The Supreme Treasure who was woken up burst into flames and raised his hand to beat someone. Tang Seng was so frightened that he shrank his head and said quickly:

"Don't hit, don't hit, just look over there..."

there?He turned to look—

Sha... A faint aura rose from the nose of a man who was sleeping with a knife in his arms. Immediately, the man tilted his head, and the loud snoring just now disappeared. Not angry at all!And the blackness in the eyes of the monster above rose, and there was a cold smile on the corner of his mouth, not bad, not bad, the harvest tonight is quite good, and there are so many people...

He flew across the air without touching the ground, came to the other side, and absorbed the yang energy of others one by one.

"He, what is he doing?!"

"It seems to be inhaling Yang Qi!"

Chen Xuanzang said frightenedly, "Let's not make any noise, go to bed quickly, and hope that he will leave after sucking other people's, and don't come to our place..."

"……yes?"

Despite some doubts, Supreme Treasure couldn't help getting up slightly, and looked in the direction of Fang Xu and Fairy Zixia, but they were nowhere to be seen——

"Oh! Fog grass?!"

This guy is in a bad mood right now, isn't he? There are monsters here, how can you two gods leave us mortals and run away?

"Nima!"

In desperation, Supreme Treasure had no choice but to lie down and pretend to sleep, but was so frightened that his whole body trembled, and he felt like urinating!What the hell, I can't hold back...

He turned over, pressed down on his thing with both hands, and grabbed the head of the faucet fiercely!

What the hell, don't piss out, labor and management will die today if you make a noise...

"..."

Under the moonlight, a faint shadow appeared. Although it was silent, both Zhizunbao and Tang Seng felt some kind of evil approaching them. One of the two was the reincarnation of the ninth generation of Jin Chanzi, and the other was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong's own corpse. , and they are all at the stage of awakening their previous life cultivation. Although they cannot open their eyes to see, they can clearly feel it!
"Damn! Why don't you come here..." Supreme Treasure and Tang Seng shouted at the same time.

Seeing the two of them lying down one on the side and the other on the side, the monster naturally moved forward and covered Tang Seng's face...

"Well……"

This guy turned over, reached out his hand at the same time, grabbed Zhizunbao's face, and twisted it hard!Kaka... The bones in his neck made a faint crisp sound, and his face suddenly turned upward...

"..."

The pain just now made him almost pee on the spot!

"Hey... this is the brother!" The old black mountain demon who was above the two of them was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, so I will accept it bluntly!He bent down, intending to suck the yang energy of Supreme Treasure, but just as he lowered his body, before he had time to stimulate the demon power, he saw the guy who was lying on the kang get up suddenly!
Boom!
His chin and Supreme Treasure's forehead were firmly connected together!
"Oh!" The black mountain old demon who was caught off guard raised his head and staggered back, feeling a little shocked in his heart-this, this kind of strength is definitely not something that ordinary people can possess!

"Nimma's labor and capital can't hold back anymore! Hey!"

brush!The Supreme Treasure took out that thing, and directly raised it at the old Black Mountain demon not far away, you are so stupid, people will hang up to the sky for thousands of years!Today, Laozi will let you know what is called boy urine!

"Ooooooooo!!!"

Zizizi! ! !
It was obviously just the urine of ordinary people, but the black mountain old demon who was soaked all over his body seemed to be lit by something. Terrible black flames emerged all over his body, and his whole body also let out an extremely shrill scream!
Tang Seng next to him jumped up, and after running a few steps away, he looked back in astonishment, only to see a jet of water coming out from his disciple's crotch, pouring it on the monster's head, it was obviously terrifying The big demon's face was washed away, blood was dripping, and thick black smoke was coming out of his head...

Good guy, I'm direct good guy!Looking at this posture, it's like a raging fire cooking oil!

He was dumbfounded, he is worthy of being my great apprentice, and even more worthy of being Monkey King, Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then, just this one piss——

Absolutely the best in the world!
……

The Black Mountain old demon screamed, and ran away with a strong black air all over his body, and only Chen Xuanzang and Zhizunbao were left in the gathering place here.

"Wukong! It's time for us to set off..."

"I've said it all, I'm not Monkey King, please don't follow me..."

(End of this chapter)

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