The Old Philosopher of Ninja World

Chapter 161 You found the flowers, and I found you.

When the squad got together, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara had a lively chat, and Uchiha Tetsu and Uchiha Hotaru watched enthusiastically.

Uchiha Tetsu is thinking at the moment, in his mind.
One black and one white, two little Uchiha Tetsu are arguing fiercely.

Black Uchiha Tetsu: "Will Indra Chakra and Asura Chakra be attracted to each other?"

Shiro Uchiha Tetsu nodded, "Judging from the situation of Naruto and Sasuke, Madara and Hashirama, this is indeed the case."

"Then I have a bold idea." Hei Xiao Uchiha Tetsu erected his little devil's fork and smiled maliciously.

"what?"

Bai · Xiao Uchiha Tetsu asked.

"That is"

"Hashirama and Madara, is it possible for them to develop into gay men?"

"after all."

"According to Heidi and Kinsey, fully half of all unmarried men have this chance!"

Black Little Uchiha Tetsu asked seriously.

White Little Uchiha Tetsu stared at Black Little Uchiha Tetsu with his eyes wide open in disbelief.

"How come you have such a strange idea?"

"You are a boy, and you actually have such thoughts in a danmei novel!"

"No!" Black Uchiha Tetsu shook his head.

"Have you forgotten our identities?" Black Uchiha Tetsu asked.

"What are our identities?"

A big question mark appeared on Bai Xiao Uchiha Tetsu's head.

"Our identities are philosophers!"

Black Little Uchiha Tetsu stared at White Little Uchiha Tetsu very seriously, and continued:
"Our task is to discover problems, recognize problems, and solve problems."

"Our mission is to understand the world, explain the world, and transform the world."

"Since this is the case, we should look at various phenomena in this world without objectivity."

"Maybe this phenomenon is not what we want."

"But think about it, this kind of thing that you and I find incredible has really appeared in this world."

"Existence is reasonable."

"There must be a reason behind this!"

"As philosophers, we should fully understand and explore the reasons for this!"

Bai · Xiao Uchiha Tetsu spread his hands helplessly. It is true to say so, but wouldn’t it be nice to study him on a different subject?
So Bai · Xiao Uchiha Tetsu began to guide.

"Ah."

"I think what you say makes sense."

"But if Indra Chakra and Asura Chakra really have this effect, then it can no longer be explained by materialism alone."

"This has to go back to our old line of business and explain it with Descartes' dualism of mind and matter."

Black Little Uchiha Tetsu nodded.

"Indeed."

"Then if you want to figure out the essence of Indra Chakra and Asura Chakra, you must first get part of Indra Chakra and Asura Chakra."

"It can be supplemented with biotechnology to see if this part of Indra and Asura's chakra will develop that possibility without interference from the opposite sex."

After thinking about it, Black Uchiha Tetsu waved it with the little devil's fork.

"Ontology!"

"Have you heard, remember to get a copy of Indra Chakra and Asura Chakra when you have time!"

Bai · Xiao Uchiha Tetsu patted his small chest.

"Although there is still a little dangerous tendency."

"But it finally led him astray."

Uchiha Tetsu's head was full of black lines, and an invisible hand appeared in his mind, knocking Black Little Uchiha Tetsu and White Little Uchiha Tetsu apart.

"Really."

"Why are you discussing such a strange subject?"

"and"

"How can I get invisible things like Indra Chakra and Asura Chakra!"

Black Uchiha Tetsu appeared again with a small fork.

"You can wait until you reach the sixth level, and give birth to two sons to study."

Uchiha Tetsu has more black lines, and he slaps the black and small Uchiha Tetsu.

"How can my own son fuck up!"

"And my education method will definitely not be the same as Yuyi."

"The two brothers who love each other well have become enemies for a thousand years, and Yu Yi, an educational wizard, is also rare in a thousand years."

"I have read countless poems and books, and I will definitely teach a pair of good sons."

Bai Xiao Uchiha Tetsu appeared with a pair of small angel wings.

"How do you know you're going to have a pair of boys?"

"Why can't it be a couple of girls?"

"My daughter is my father's little padded jacket."

Tetsu Uchiha:.(╯▽╰You win.)

After Bai Xiao Uchiha Tetsu caught Uchiha Tetsu's thoughts, he giggled, and then disappeared into a puff of white smoke.

Uchiha Tetsu thought silently in his heart.

"This means that we are in the Warring States Period, we still have a lot of time, and we have already become a high-end combat power."

"If you really want to change to a later life, how can you have the spare time to think about this kind of problem?"

"To save my life."

"You must work hard to improve your own strength."

"If I were in the world of novels, with such unrestrained thoughts, I would definitely be criticized by readers."

Uchiha Tetsu shook his head.

"who cares."

"There are tens of thousands of traversers who have reached the peak of the Naruto world, and I am not the only one."

"But the philosopher, maybe I'm the only one here."

"Just get rid of some dangerous thoughts between Madara and Hashirama in time, and beware of Hei Zee's words at the same time."

"Combined with blurring, I should be in no danger."

"In that case!"

Uchiha Tetsu looked at Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama who were still chatting hotly, and then looked around, at the sky, at the earth, and at the flowers, birds, insects and fish everywhere.

"It's okay to be weak in the past, but now that I can save my life—"

"Then I have a more important mission!"

"There are so many undiscovered details in the world of Naruto."

"I should use my philosopher's comprehensive and in-depth thinking to observe these tangible and intangible things in the world of Naruto in a more subtle way."

"My knowledge and ideas of a modern person, definitely!"

"You will find more different beauties."

Suddenly, Uchiha Tetsu heard a voice from the side.

"Wow, this flower is so beautiful."

Uchiha Hotaru was squatting on the ground, reaching out to play with a purple dreamy flower on the ground.

Uchiha Tetsu couldn't help laughing, it seems that Hotaru discovered the beauty in life before me.

Hearing the laughter, Uchiha Hotaru looked back, and a small question mark appeared on his head.

"Zhe, what are you laughing at?"

Uchiha Tetsu looked at Uchiha Hotaru, his eyes filled with the light of returning to his old profession, and said a classic sentence of Uncle Snake in Hokage to Uchiha Hotaru.

"It's nothing."

"only"

"Found something interesting."

"It's like you found this flower."

"And I found out it did."

Uchiha Tetsu and Uchiha Hotaru looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

It's like a bright flower blooming on the face, or a rippling ripple across the face, like a warm spring breeze, like warm sunshine, and more like a kite flying freely in the sky.

Suddenly, a loud roar came.

"Zhe!"

"What the heck!"

"Hurry up and hit the road!"

Uchiha Tetsu looked back and saw that Madara was calling himself, and couldn't help laughing.

This violent temper is really spotted.

Suddenly, for some reason, Uchiha Tetsu also had the urge to shout, so Tetsu mobilized his chakra, and also shouted loudly at Madara and Hashirama:
"coming!"

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