Undead Farm

Chapter 317 Dwarves 3 Stupid

Chapter 317 Three Dwarf Idiots
Midnight nodded. As long as there are mountains in the Holy Stone Continent, there are those group of bearded dwarves. They prefer to dig through the ground and regard almost all the mountains as their own territory. Therefore, they occupy almost all of the world. All minerals.

If it weren't for the discovery of a huge iron mine on the plain on the side of the orcs, it wouldn't be too much to say that the dwarves monopolized all the metals.

Yu Dafu continued: "Dwarves' fortresses are generally divided into three floors. The surface layer is used for combatants' residences and foreign reception, the second layer belongs to the palace layer of the royal family and nobles, and the third layer is the forging room. There is also a layer of fort foundations, which is where the masons live."

"It's cramped and dark all the year round. Except for the foundation piles, there are almost only stone walls and soil. Some dwarves living in distress can only live there."

"The poor?" Ye Sangen asked.

"Yes and no. Some of them were evicted because they were lazy and couldn't pay the rent, and some went bankrupt because of the development of new technologies, but most of them owed too much money for drinking and had to go to the mud layer to beg for a living. After all, there is no need Pay the rent, and the temperature of the furnace can also be transmitted there."

Ye Sangen was stunned for a moment, this is really asking for wine and not a room!
"Then you mean that there is great power among these masons?"

Yu Dafu shook his head: "That kind of people is a minority after all, and it is difficult for us to touch them, but if you want to obtain a large amount of metal or weapons, masons who are short of money are much easier to talk to than those proud dwarf nobles. We also live there, as long as we give a little referral fee, we can still get what we want."

"Is that so..."

Ye Sangen nodded. When he passed by a dwarf craftsman's stall, he wanted to see the dwarf pistol, but was persuaded by the other party's broken rule that he would buy it when he picked it up.

It's fine if you don't show it, the problem is that he asked for a thousand gold coins, but in the item appraisal in the middle of the night, the thing was just a low-quality product, it was a scam!

Thinking of this, Ye Sangen stepped up and walked in front of the three dwarves who were clinking glasses.

"belch!"

A brown beard looked up at the third night, and waved his hands impatiently:
"Sold out, sold out! Out of stock, don't interfere with our drinking! Hiccup..."

"sold out?"

Ye Sangeng took a look around the three of them, and saw a few inconspicuous indentations on the ground, which looked like heavy weapons, so he couldn't help but nodded.

"What if I want to order?"

"Did you say... Wait, order? You want to order?"

The three dwarves held the oak cups that they still had a sip of left, and looked suspiciously at the middle of the night, and then their faces were happy, and they drank the wheat beer in the cups in one gulp, and after a pleasant belch, Only then did they stand up.

"What does the boss want to order? Raw ore, ore ingots, or weapons and tools, as long as you ask, we can definitely get it for you! We are the great Snow Mountain Castle dwarves, our hearts are as pure as snow, and we promise to never go back on our word like an avalanche! "

As Brownbeard spoke, he took out a badge, wiped it, and hung it proudly on his chest.

Ye Sangen took a look. It was a snow-white hexagonal badge, which looked a bit like a snowflake, but the pattern in the middle was a flaming hammer.

"Hey? Didn't you hang the badge of Tianjianfeng last time? Why did it change?" Yu Dafu asked.

The brown beard smiled awkwardly and rubbed his big hands:
"That's just a small business trick. Boss, don't worry about it. I promise it's true this time!"

"I don't care where you come from, I just want to know if you can provide enough high-quality weapons."

Ye Sangeng frowned, and he was the first to object if anyone told him that dwarves were as simple and honest as a rock in the future.

"Is it a weapon? I don't know what kind of weapon the boss wants? Swords and shields or guns? Or..."

The brown beard looked around mysteriously, pretending to be very cautious, but in fact there was no one here at all, and even if there were, they were stopped by the pig-headed guards in the middle of the night.

"We can also get dwarf tanks and flying machines!"

Midnight raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.

Dwarf tanks and aircraft can be regarded as unique products of dwarf engineering, and they are great weapons for attacking cities and conquering territories when traveling at home.

But at the same time, this kind of thing is also an absolutely controlled product, just like Tianwei's army horses, it is forbidden to circulate, as long as it is discovered, it will be a crime of beheading!

There was a son of a human lord before who spent a lot of money to smuggle the parts of a tank back, and after hiring more than 30 dwarf engineers to assemble it, he drove the dwarf tank onto the street so hard that he couldn't die.

The prestige is prestige. I heard that he lost control and killed dozens of civilians and hundreds of houses on the spot. In the end, in order to prevent diplomatic incidents, this guy was beheaded in the street and his territory was recovered. He can be called a model in the world of drag racing.

And those dwarves who smuggled and assembled were found out one by one by the bill left by the cheater, and finally all were captured back to the dwarf fortress, and they were scalded to death one by one with red-hot parts in front of everyone. The corpses were thrown into the furnace.

Now these three unattractive looking guys in front of him actually said that they could get dwarf tanks and flying machines?
"Are you serious?" Ye Sangeng asked.

"Of course it's true!" The brown beard patted his chest, but seeing that Ye Sangen's expression seemed a little serious, he finally added a sentence after thinking about it:

"But it's not a complete tank and aircraft. I can only give you the main gun of the tank and the firearm system of the aircraft. They are special products that have been carefully improved by me. You won't have any trouble even if you take them out and use them!"

"As for the energy system, mechanical system and armor, I have no choice. After all, that is not our expertise."

In the middle of the night, the six pig-headed men turned their heads away, blocking all sight lines outside, and looked at Brownbeard:

"Why should I trust you? This badge won't convince me."

The brown beard blew his beard angrily, and wiped the badge on his chest again: "I swear on my reputation as a firearms master, what I say is true, I don't believe they can testify!"

While talking, they kicked the two dwarves who were still in a daze, and then they hurriedly raised their big short hands, patted their chests and said:
"Well, I swear on my reputation as an ammunition expert, he's telling the truth!"

"Me, me too, oh no, I swear on my reputation as a mechanical apprentice, what they said is true!"

One of the two was covered in soot, and his hair and beard were curly as if he had been burned by fire. The other was timid and wore a pair of thick glasses, and shouted loudly with a red face.

It's just that he was knocked on the head by the brown beard as soon as he finished speaking: "What apprentice, you are now a mechanical expert! I said it!"

Midnight: ...

(End of this chapter)

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