Great Song Pirate

Chapter 255

Xu Yi didn't know what the county magistrate was thinking!Li Bo turned around and gave Xu Yi a secret wink. The meaning was very clear, just to tell him not to trust the county magistrate. Xu Yi nodded slightly, indicating that he had already seen it, and told him to calm down. Li Bo saw that Xu Yi was confident. Then he stood behind Xu Yi again, thinking to himself that it would be a big deal, anyway, if the magistrate dared to play tricks, with the skills of these people, he would take down the magistrate and others in a while, and see if they dared Dare to move yourself these people!
After the boss received the order and left the post station, Xu Yi chatted casually with the fat magistrate, looking very leisurely, as if he really believed the fat man's words and was waiting for someone to give him a bank note.

The magistrate secretly thought to himself, you are a pariah, you dare to threaten this official, and I will make you look good after my people bring troops over, aren't you amazing?I also asked, you were lucky last night, you killed Fan Jian by surprise, and then killed Fan Jian himself in a surprise attack, which caused the bandits to panic and be defeated by you, but today I wait for my people to come After that, we won't be raided by you anymore, I want to see if you guys are really powerful enough to kill all our officers and soldiers in Wu'an!hum!

The county magistrate Hou also knew what he was thinking, and he was cursing the county magistrate secretly. Just now, this guy saw that things were not good, so he sold him with a single mouth. It's not a thing, now that Xu Yi is talking to this bastard, he wants to sneak out of the station, it's too dangerous, if the reinforcements from the county arrive later, do it, don't take it down These people would be wronged if they were killed first, so it would be safer to go out first.

Xu Yi squinted at the county lieutenant, seeing that he was sneaking out, so he sneered and said, "Captain Hou, where are you going?"

As soon as his words came out, the county lieutenant Hou had a guilty conscience, so he stopped immediately obediently, turned around and laughed dryly: "Oh! I... I'm just going to make things easier, come as soon as you go! Come as you go! "

At this time, the county magistrate also understood, and was furious in his heart, "Damn it, you are a Hou, you just want to leave me here to accompany these gangsters, and run away!"After a while the reinforcements will come, once the attack starts, I still count on you to protect me, won't I be a hostage if you run away?Well, you are an unkind thing, wait and see how I deal with you!So he also sneered: "Captain Hou County, this is your fault. Didn't you see Mr. Xu, this distinguished guest, is still here? How could he leave casually? Come here, get a chair for County Captain Hou and come over to watch tea , let's talk together!"

Hou Xianwei scolded me, I greeted all the female direct and non-direct relatives of the county magistrate in my heart, and made up my mind to have a super friendly relationship with them, but I still squeezed out a smile on my face, nodded and agreed, and sat down After coming down, I followed Xu Yi's words, talking nonsense all over the place, and I didn't remember what I said after talking for a long time. I just thought about how to get away for a while, and I was thinking about the female relatives of the county magistrate!

The county magistrate estimated the time in his heart, and he and Xu Yi had been chatting nonsense here for a long time, and it was already past noon, so he got up and said, "Look, I just talked, it's past noon now, but It’s a sin to let Mr. Xu and you guys go hungry! It’s all my fault. Please sit down for a while, and I’ll arrange for someone to go to the county to get some food and drink. Are you hungry!" Said, walked around the table and wanted to go out first.

Xu Yi smiled and said: "It's all right, it's just a matter of raising your hands. You don't have to be polite, magistrate, and we are not hungry. After a while, the magistrate's people will bring the reward silver, and we have to hurry after taking it! Please sit down, my lord. How can you bother your lord to do such a thing?" Saying this, he got up and stopped the fat magistrate.

The county magistrate was really anxious, and said: "In that case, I'll go to make it easier. I drank too much tea just now, we fat people! That's the problem, haha!"

Xu Yi secretly smiled, if you go on like this, I'm afraid you will get prostatitis sooner or later, old boy, do you want to learn from the county captain Hou and use urine to escape?So he said with a smile: "It just so happens that I also drink a little too much tea, why not go with the magistrate! Li Bo, you can chat with the county magistrate first, and I will come when I accompany the magistrate!"

The fat man and the county lieutenant Hou's noses were almost crooked, and this Xu man was simply a genius!Isn't this going to stare at these two people and take them as hostages?Why are these people so bold now, they are not afraid at all when they see us officials, and dare to turn their backs if they say they turn their faces!

But the fat magistrate had no choice but to go to the toilet with Xu Yi, just like escorting a prisoner. When the two of them came to the toilet and saw that there was no one around, Xu Yi suddenly said: "The county magistrate My lord, there is something I want to show you next! You will know who I am after you have seen it!"

The fat man was very strange, he didn't know what Xu Yi suddenly wanted to show him, so he nodded in agreement, wanting to see what tricks Xu Yi was up to.

Xu Yi took out a letter from his pocket and handed it to the fat magistrate. After the fat magistrate took it and opened it, he shook his head and looked at it, exclaiming: "Good poems, really good poems! These two poems It's really wonderful! It doesn't matter if the poem is good or not, but in my opinion, this poem should be written by a man, but the one who copied it should be a woman, but I don't know which master wrote these two poems? It's really wonderful!" While shaking his head in praise, he was full of doubts, what kind of medicine is this Mr. Xu selling in the gourd?Why did you show yourself two poems and say that you knew his identity at a glance?

Xu Yi also fainted immediately, where is this going?Stretching out his head to take a look, he quickly snatched the letter paper from the fat man's hand, quickly folded it up and put it in an envelope, put it in his arms again, and said: "Wrong, wrong! Wrong! It's not this one! Hehe! "Dare to take out his two pirated poems copied by Li Shishi, the No.Is Li Shishi's handwriting something that he can see?This is an absolute high-end product!cut!It's a mess!

Xu Yi hurriedly took out a letter from his bosom again and handed it to the fat man. The fat man opened it again full of doubts, and he almost didn't fall into the latrine beside him, because the letter was covered under the letter. A private seal of the current Seventh Prince Ji Wang, the letter clearly stated that Mr. Xu who holds this letter is his close friend, and he wants to go to various places to handle his goods, so that officials from all over the place will give them to him after reading this letter. The cooperation and help scared the county magistrate crazy. He was just a junior official of the seventh rank, and King Ji was still a prince of the first rank no matter how unworthy he was, and his level was completely different from him!If he offends King Ji, even if someone is covering him, and if King Ji says something bad about him, it is impossible for the people above to offend King Ji and protect him, a small official like a sesame mung bean!Immediately, the fat man felt dizzy and his heart beat almost out of his chest. According to later generations, this was a combination of high blood pressure and heart disease. He almost fainted. Fortunately, Xu Yi stretched out his hand to help him. Otherwise, he would really fall into the cesspit and eat shit.

The fat man didn't care about this anymore, he just wanted to kneel down and talk to Xu Yi, but when he thought about it, it was impolite. Although Xu Yi was a friend of the prince, he was not a member of the officialdom, so it was wrong to kneel down for him himself!So the two legs bent slightly, and then quickly straightened up, but still gave a deep salute, and the next official said in a panicked tone when he saw the Shangguan's tone: "I have seen Mr. Xu, why didn't you take out this letter sooner?" Show it to the lower officials? Otherwise, it would be impossible to cause this misunderstanding! The lower officials deserve to die, the lower officials deserve to die, they are all blind, please punish him!" He was even more frightened now than before, if this Xu If the young master doesn't accept his account, and goes back to the prince to sue him, then his official position will be over, and he will be demoted to a wild place thousands of miles away to eat shit!This is something that scares him more than killing him!These people study to become officials, and they finally got into a magistrate, and offended the prince before their buttocks were hot, isn't that the same as courting death?He said why Mr. Xu and others are so powerful?Guaranteed that these people are from the guards of the palace, or how powerful they are, killing so many thieves, and dare to copy the guys to face them as officials?How could this not make him panic?Fortunately, I had a quick reaction just now, and held everyone down without making a move, or I am afraid that these people really dared to kill him!Fortunately!

Seeing that he was scared to death, Xu Yi accepted him as soon as he saw it, and comforted him with a smile: "Your Excellency, you are welcome. Although I am a friend of the prince, I am only a businessman. Don't be afraid, the reason why I'm telling you now is mainly because I don't want to disturb the place, but now that things are so serious, I have to tell the adults, and please keep it secret, otherwise I won't be able to socialize in expensive places Ah! I don’t like trouble, so please forgive me!”

The fat magistrate took out a sweat towel and wiped his fat forehead fiercely, and kept saying that of course, how could there be any official authority? When Xu Yi asked him to go back to the room, everyone in the room was stunned. Just now, he saw Mr. Xu accompanied the magistrate to go out for convenience. Why did he come back after a while? Woolen cloth?How can this be the posture of an official seeing a businessman!It's like the way a subordinate sees a superior!Everyone was full of suspicion, and they couldn't figure out what happened to the two of them when they went to the latrine. Could it be that Mr. Xu, the county magistrate, had some hidden disease that Mr. Xu saw?Afraid that people would know, that's why he was so polite to him?No way!It's still that the county magistrate has a masculine habit, he fell in love with Mr. Xu, and wanted to be with him...

The county lieutenant Hou was sitting in the hall, like an ant on a hot pot. He wanted to leave but was afraid that Li Bo would turn against that reckless boy. If he didn't leave, reinforcements were coming soon.When I was in a hurry, I saw the fat Zhixian let Xu Yi back to the hall with a flattering face, and was about to think of a way to escape, but the magistrate called the Hou County lieutenant aside and whispered, and then looked at the Hou County Wei Xian had a look of astonishment on his face, and then saw that his face had also turned into the color of a pig's liver, and hurried over to give Xu Yi a deep salute, his legs twisted a little, and he said, "I don't know that Mr. Xu is... Uh... Mr. Xu, please don't forget the faults of villains, don't be as knowledgeable as the lower official, the lower official is just a warrior, almost like a pig, you must forgive the lower official!" Okay!He immediately lowered himself and started friendship with the great pig. There was also a fine layer of sweat on his forehead, and he didn't even dare to wipe it off.

Xu Yi smiled and asked him to excuse him, and told him vaguely that it was enough to know his identity, and he was not allowed to tell others about it. This pig's friend Hou Xianwei quickly nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, and agreed again. After pleading guilty for a long time, I was careful to stand aside and didn’t dare to say more. The magistrate hurriedly called the postman over and reprimanded him: “Didn’t you see what time it is now? Why don’t you go and prepare the food and drinks quickly? You don’t have any here. Don’t you want to buy it? Let Mr. Xu and his brothers be so hungry? Why don’t you hurry up and prepare it for me? If you can’t, go outside and ride a horse to the Xinghualou in the county town to order a table of good food. The wine needs to be inside the county town The best wine! The money is on my head, go!"

Yi Cheng was also a little confused, just now he saw that the two sides were about to fight, why did they change after returning from a trip to the latrine?The world is changing too fast!Damn, you suddenly became nice to Mr. Xu, and you put the shit bowl on my head, who did I provoke?But when Zhixian spoke up, he didn't dare to say no!So he hurriedly obeyed, turned around, and ran out of the yard, pulled a horse, moved the saddle, turned on the horse, and ran towards Wu'an County with joy. As soon as he left the village, he saw the so-called bounty collector who returned to the county Dutou led a team of horse archers and rushed into the village. He didn't understand what was going on, and he just wanted to follow the magistrate's order and set up a few tables to wait for the banquet, so Then pass by these soldiers and horses.

After dismissing the postman, before everyone sat down on the benches, they heard a commotion outside. Hundreds of horse archers surrounded the posthouse, and then a group of soldiers rushed into the yard led by the chieftain. , the archers drew their bows and aimed at Yang Zaixing and others in the yard, shouting: "The rebels have heard you, we have surrounded you, put down your weapons and surrender, or we will shoot arrows!"

Yang Zaixing and the others saw that something was wrong, so instead of putting down their weapons, they all grabbed the guys at the same time and confronted the soldiers who rushed in. The atmosphere in the yard suddenly became tense again.

(Another shameless roar! Monthly ticket! Let’s vote a monthly ticket for Pimple! Besides, my son is sick, and I have to take him to the doctor in the afternoon, so I can’t update it at night! Today’s update of [-] words is not too little! Please be considerate one time!)

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