Konoha's Dimension Restaurant

Chapter 134 Terrible, Terrible

After dealing with Danzo, Bai Guan returned to the restaurant with Jiraiya and his party and the two following Akatsuki members.

Of course, it was Tsunade, Jiraiya, and the others who returned to the restaurant. Kakuzu and Deidara looked at the wall of the restaurant that was not too high but completely inaccessible.

"Ah~~~! Why can't this broken wall go in? I can't take it anymore, I want it to feel art!" Deidala shouted with a broken face after being pushed down from the wall by an inexplicable force again.

Fortunately, they chose a very corner location, and there were no people around, otherwise Konoha would have already started to surround the two of them.

Jiaodu, who was also pushed down by an inexplicable force, was expressionless: "The money is so tricky!"

"Hey! What do you two want to do?

Fuck!This dress is so coquettish, how much did you pay for it, I want to order a set too! "Deadpool said to the two of them condescendingly on the wall.

The two people below squinted at Deadpool, at the mysterious man wearing a hood.

"Look at you two trying to force your way in! Just in time, I need some fun recently!" Pulling out the two knives on his back, Deadpool jumped down from the wall and landed straight in front of the two of them. .

Ka~~ There was a crisp sound from Deadpool's leg.

"Ah, I'm sorry. My leg seems to be broken, wait for me to pick it up!" Rubbing his head, Deadpool nodded embarrassingly to the two.

After speaking, he pulled out the leg from the smashed concrete ground and connected it.

"." The duo didn't know how to describe the person in front of them for a while. If they were from a modern populous country, they might shout 'Nice! 'Bar.

After connecting the legs, he flicked a knife flower casually, and Deadpool said: "Now let's start having fun!"

To be honest, he has been quite depressed these days. In the last Martial Arts Conference, Xiao Zhi used the back of his sword to see him into several paragraphs.This is simply a disgrace to his Deadpool!

But he has nothing to do with Xiaozhi. The upgraded Edman knife can't cut into Xiaozhi's body, but he is "killed" by Xiaozhi with the back of the knife. Deadpool has never felt so powerless.

The cool breeze was blowing on the fence these days, and two men in flamboyant red cannonballs ran under the fence and wanted to climb up, just to relieve him of boredom!

Even if Deadpool points at each other with a knife, the duo will not retreat.

After looking at each other, they launched their own attacks at the same time.With a wave of Deidara's hand, a group of small things made of explosive clay flew towards Deadpool, and Kakuzu waved his hand at Deadpool, and his fist flew towards Deadpool.

Facing the attacks of the two, coupled with Deadpool's own stubborn character, he chose to directly resist in order to demonstrate his immortality.

boom! ! ! !The explosive clay exploded on Deadpool's body, and Kakuzu's fist hit Deadpool's head at the same time.

Deadpool was sent flying, and the tights on his body were blown apart, exposing the hideous flesh inside.

"It hurts! I knew I wouldn't pretend!

But since you guys have started to play, then it's my turn? ! "As he said that, Deadpool swung his two knives towards Kakuzu, who was a little closer.

Two kunai appeared in a cross shape in his hand, and the speed of Deadpool's swing of the knife was too late for him to have a chance to dodge, so he had to fight hard!

bang~!Kunai was cut off directly by the sharp double knives, as if the two knives hit a leaf without any pause, they chopped off Kakuzu's left hand and left a long scar on Kakuzu's chest.

But as soon as the hand landed, a black thread shot out from the incision, and the hand was reconnected, and the scar on the chest was the same.

"Hey! In this way, we should be able to fight more!" Tilting his head, Deadpool spoke with a hint of teasing and disdain.

A gleam of anger appeared on Kakuto's normally paralyzed face, and Akatsuki's black robe was dragged, revealing a ferocious and terrifying body that had been stitched up countless times inside.

Ordinary people may be afraid when they see this kind of body, and their behavior will also be fearful.

But Deadpool is different, "Tch, I have it too!"

Deadpool also tore off the tights on his body, revealing the terrifying body inside.

But unlike Kakudo, Kakudo still has a pair of pants, and Deadpool tore them all at once
The corners of Deidara's eyes twitched and he turned his head away, while stepping back.

These two together are really eye-catching!
The corners of his eyes twitched, it was the first time for Kakudu to see such an enemy, and the vigilance in his heart became more and more intense.

He was able to live for such a long time not simply by relying on secret techniques!It's the instinct to survive!

For example, in the fight with Hashirama, he relied on his survival instinct to escape the attack of the invincible Hashirama at that time.
Not to mention the glorious past, but now he wants to give a good fight to the person in front of him who looks three points more disgusting than himself.

Kakudo made seals with both hands, and the mask on his back broke free from his body, becoming an 'evil ghost' and came to the Deadpool with a wave of escape and oppression!
Deadpool dodged the Fafeng Dun and let it hit the wall of the restaurant.

Although it didn't cause any damage to the wall, it still made quite a noise.

"Wuhu! You are finished!

I'll cut you into eight pieces at most, put them in the hands of those ruthless people inside, and probably throw your soul into the elf ball for you! "Deadpool said maliciously.

In his heart, that ruthless person is Xiaozhi, the Xiaozhi who can torture him with the back of a knife!
"That's a lot of nonsense!" Jiaodu roared, and another one appeared, bombarding Deadpool one after another, and at the same time made noises again and again.

Suddenly, Jiaodu stopped attacking, because he found that there was another person on the top of the wall!

"Deadpool, are you such a waste? Can you still make this kind of noise by beating this kind of thing?

I don't know you Uncle Tony, I spent a lot of energy riding the horse last night?Is it so difficult to get a good night's sleep? "Under the steel suit revealed Tony's somewhat gloomy face.

Giving a big middle finger to Tony, "I've been stuck in your big iron skin all day long, but I don't have much strength to gallop my horse!"

"Oh? Makes it look like you've been galloping! I'm a cowboy with seven horses, get it?"

This talks about Deadpool's sore spots, and there is one thing to say.

Although he won't die after being transformed, he also becomes stronger, and he even came to the restaurant to eat excellent food.Deadpool still has a very big regret in his heart.

That means he can't date a girl!
Although there is a beautiful and gentle wife in the family, how can the house flowers smell like wild flowers!But he is the only one who doesn't dislike him like this.
"I'm too lazy to tease you! One day, I will sneak into Stark Tower and pull a pile of shit on your bed, so that you can fuck all of a sudden when you are fucking, hahahaha! "Although he's a bit embarrassed, his Deadpool's mouth isn't made of mud either!
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