my wife is a showman
Chapter 245 Are You Blind
Chapter 245 Are You Blind
Xu Lang didn't notice the slight commotion behind him because he was having a headache.
In the scene of picking red bayberries, the three sisters don't know how to climb trees, and they don't like to climb trees.
Because the eldest sister stubbornly believed that her father's departure and the breakdown of her parents' marriage were because her mother did not give birth to a son.
When she was a child, she once heard her father say that when she had a younger brother, she would take him to climb trees and pick red bayberries every day.
Therefore, climbing trees has become a thing that the three sisters hate. Every year, they refuse each other for this, and decide who will climb the tree by drawing lots.
This bayberry tree is the tallest one in Hai'ao Village. In the movie, the father planted it 30 years ago when his eldest daughter was born. He said that when his daughter gets married, she will be able to drink aged bayberry wine.
In the end, he broke his promise and left only this old bayberry tree to watch his three daughters grow up.
The fourth half-sister brings his father's ashes, which he wishes to scatter under the tree.
You cannot pick bayberries by knocking them with bamboo poles, and you must choose those with good texture and ripeness to make wine.
So at this time, the fourth sister bravely stood up and said that she could climb trees, and then the third sister, who had longed for her father's love since she was a child, asked her who taught her.
"Dad taught me." Lao Si replied.
The reason why Xu Lang is upset is that Zhou Qiong, who plays the fourth sister, can't climb trees. In the past few days, she was called to Cannes by Tian Dong, and she didn't practice at all.
After trying to climb a few times, not only could I not see the proficiency, but I almost fell off, and I frowned, looking very disgusted.
Alas, they are all children who grew up in the city, with delicate skin and tender flesh.
"Ka Ka Ka, let's take a shot of brewing wine. Zhou Qiong has to practice climbing trees when there is no show in the afternoon. Find a villager to teach you. You have to be as agile as a monkey and look like a boy."
Mr. Xing stood at the back, very serious, and got into the act very quickly.
He didn't know the specific plot of the play yet, so he wondered why he had to be like a boy, in contrast to the three sisters.
Xu Lang's requirements for details are so high that he can compete with himself. The first impression is good.
"Brother Xu, can't I use a substitute? I really can't climb trees, woo woo..."
Zhou Qiong looked at her red hands and asked. It really hurt and she had no strength.
She hates climbing trees. She always feels that bugs have fallen into her collar, and her whole body is itchy.
"Come, come, come here." Xu Lang waved to her.
Zhou Qiong hurried over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Give me your clothes, can I be your substitute?" Xu Lang roared.
It caused everyone to laugh.
Zhou Qiong pursed her lips, but she didn't dare to talk back. She had to pick a red bayberry from a tree and stuff it into her mouth to taste. If there was a close-up shot, how could she use a substitute.
Xu Lang wasn't prepared for the stand-in at all.
When she looked up, she saw Master Xing hiding behind the crowd, but she was not sure, after all, she was wearing a mask and hat.
"Brother, behind you, behind you..."
"What are you doing, go back and take another shot, the weather is so good, it will be very hot later." Xu Lang said.
Except for Mr. Gui, don't worry, these young actresses sometimes don't look like people who have acted at all.
The understanding of roles and life seems to be blank, and the performances are exaggerated and rough, including Tang Wei, all have to be explained and explained by Xu Lang, who teaches them hand in hand.
"Look at it."
Zhou Qiong turned Xu Lang over.
Xu Lang was not in the mood to talk nonsense with her. Originally, he wanted to shoot the scenes in order so that the actors could easily get into the scene, but now he had no choice but to shoot the subsequent brewing scene first.
He glanced impatiently, hit Xia Qiong on the head with the script, and shouted: "What do you want me to watch? Go back to filming."
"Brother, are you blind?"
"You're blind... Huh..."
Xu Lang felt something was wrong, the guy with the gray hair seemed familiar.
After all, he grew up watching Master Xing's plays, and he made no mistakes.
Master Xing knew that he had been discovered, so he quickly pulled off his mask and walked over, stretched out his hand and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Xu, I secretly watched you filming, forgive me."
Xu Lang was stunned in place, looked at the sky, and said, "Master Xing, did you descend from the sky?"
"Yes, yes, the palm of the Tathagata descended from the sky."
Master Xing is a master of comedy. He loves to tell bad jokes. It may be related to language. It is not very funny, and he is easy to stand cold, but it can reflect his innocent character.
Xu Lang laughed nervously:
"I don't even know what to say. Lin Yun said last night that someone was interested in me. I thought she was a beauty."
"Are you disappointed?" Mr. Xing continued to joke.
"Absolutely not, I'm so happy, why don't you take a rest first, and I'll chat with Master Xing." Xu Lang said.
"No, it's very interesting to watch filming, Mr. Xu, can I continue to watch your filming?" Master Xing asked seriously.
"Then I'll be nervous."
"Don't be nervous, I think it's very good, I want to learn how to shoot this kind of life scenes, I'm not very good at this."
Lin Yun came over at this time and said, "Director, when have you ever been nervous? Cannes speeches are very slippery."
"That's right, that's right, Mr. Xu, can we have a good chat after you finish filming?"
Xu Lang guessed that Master Xing wanted to investigate himself, so he said:
"Okay, the next scene is more interesting, please give me some pointers."
Shi Jin brought over the chairs that had been prepared, and asked Master Xing to sit down.
Xu Lang drank a glass of water and prepared to shoot a wine making scene.
Of course, the bayberries are carefully selected by the villagers and the crew, each one is juicy and beautiful in color.
Because the scene lasted 180 minutes, Xu Lang planned to film the entire brewing process.
He called several actresses together and said, "Take off your shoes first, and I'll check."
"Why are you taking off your shoes?" Zhang Yinxue asked.
"Step on bayberry juice."
Tang Wei was drinking boiled water and sprayed Xu Lang's face.
"Stamp on red bayberry with your feet?"
"Of course, the foot juicer."
"Director, are you a pervert? How can you drink with your feet?"
"You don't understand that. Those wineries in Europe all use the stinky feet of big guys to pick grape juice. The feet of you four beautiful girls should be more delicious."
"How is it possible? Wine is stepped on by men? I don't believe it, I don't believe it..."
Zhou Qiong thought Xu Lang was fooling her.
"It's just you talking nonsense, look at your manicures. The makeup team, I will give you 10 minutes to check their nails again, and deal with all the dead skin. I will take a close-up later."
"The script is not written with feet."
"This part was shot according to the new script."
On weekdays, female celebrities take care of their skin all over their bodies. They have the time and interest, so their feet look good, without thick calluses and dead skin.
Not to mention the staff at the scene, even Master Xing was very surprised, and the filming like this is really very coquettish.
Xu Lang wasn't completely nonsense either, stepping on grapes is a real thing, and the local old man also has this tradition of pickling pickles, and said that it tastes good when he steps on it with sweat.
But today he will definitely not be unappetizing, and he will still be lively and fragrant.
Xu Lang handed everyone a script that he rushed to write last night, and began to talk about the play.
"Hurry up and memorize these lines. The first scene is washing your feet, and the second scene is that you four sisters are sitting in a row stretching out your feet, and let the dogs sniff them. The plot is whose feet the dogs lick. Whose feet stink, it's a very interesting part, when the dog smells it, the expression of nervousness and wanting to laugh must be well expressed."
Zhou Qiong looked at Xu Lang with innocent eyes and said, "Director Xu, what kind of movies did you make before."
"It's just you talking nonsense, hurry up and read the script, Master Xing is waiting for me."
It caused everyone to laugh. This kind of filming atmosphere is really interesting.
(End of this chapter)
Xu Lang didn't notice the slight commotion behind him because he was having a headache.
In the scene of picking red bayberries, the three sisters don't know how to climb trees, and they don't like to climb trees.
Because the eldest sister stubbornly believed that her father's departure and the breakdown of her parents' marriage were because her mother did not give birth to a son.
When she was a child, she once heard her father say that when she had a younger brother, she would take him to climb trees and pick red bayberries every day.
Therefore, climbing trees has become a thing that the three sisters hate. Every year, they refuse each other for this, and decide who will climb the tree by drawing lots.
This bayberry tree is the tallest one in Hai'ao Village. In the movie, the father planted it 30 years ago when his eldest daughter was born. He said that when his daughter gets married, she will be able to drink aged bayberry wine.
In the end, he broke his promise and left only this old bayberry tree to watch his three daughters grow up.
The fourth half-sister brings his father's ashes, which he wishes to scatter under the tree.
You cannot pick bayberries by knocking them with bamboo poles, and you must choose those with good texture and ripeness to make wine.
So at this time, the fourth sister bravely stood up and said that she could climb trees, and then the third sister, who had longed for her father's love since she was a child, asked her who taught her.
"Dad taught me." Lao Si replied.
The reason why Xu Lang is upset is that Zhou Qiong, who plays the fourth sister, can't climb trees. In the past few days, she was called to Cannes by Tian Dong, and she didn't practice at all.
After trying to climb a few times, not only could I not see the proficiency, but I almost fell off, and I frowned, looking very disgusted.
Alas, they are all children who grew up in the city, with delicate skin and tender flesh.
"Ka Ka Ka, let's take a shot of brewing wine. Zhou Qiong has to practice climbing trees when there is no show in the afternoon. Find a villager to teach you. You have to be as agile as a monkey and look like a boy."
Mr. Xing stood at the back, very serious, and got into the act very quickly.
He didn't know the specific plot of the play yet, so he wondered why he had to be like a boy, in contrast to the three sisters.
Xu Lang's requirements for details are so high that he can compete with himself. The first impression is good.
"Brother Xu, can't I use a substitute? I really can't climb trees, woo woo..."
Zhou Qiong looked at her red hands and asked. It really hurt and she had no strength.
She hates climbing trees. She always feels that bugs have fallen into her collar, and her whole body is itchy.
"Come, come, come here." Xu Lang waved to her.
Zhou Qiong hurried over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Give me your clothes, can I be your substitute?" Xu Lang roared.
It caused everyone to laugh.
Zhou Qiong pursed her lips, but she didn't dare to talk back. She had to pick a red bayberry from a tree and stuff it into her mouth to taste. If there was a close-up shot, how could she use a substitute.
Xu Lang wasn't prepared for the stand-in at all.
When she looked up, she saw Master Xing hiding behind the crowd, but she was not sure, after all, she was wearing a mask and hat.
"Brother, behind you, behind you..."
"What are you doing, go back and take another shot, the weather is so good, it will be very hot later." Xu Lang said.
Except for Mr. Gui, don't worry, these young actresses sometimes don't look like people who have acted at all.
The understanding of roles and life seems to be blank, and the performances are exaggerated and rough, including Tang Wei, all have to be explained and explained by Xu Lang, who teaches them hand in hand.
"Look at it."
Zhou Qiong turned Xu Lang over.
Xu Lang was not in the mood to talk nonsense with her. Originally, he wanted to shoot the scenes in order so that the actors could easily get into the scene, but now he had no choice but to shoot the subsequent brewing scene first.
He glanced impatiently, hit Xia Qiong on the head with the script, and shouted: "What do you want me to watch? Go back to filming."
"Brother, are you blind?"
"You're blind... Huh..."
Xu Lang felt something was wrong, the guy with the gray hair seemed familiar.
After all, he grew up watching Master Xing's plays, and he made no mistakes.
Master Xing knew that he had been discovered, so he quickly pulled off his mask and walked over, stretched out his hand and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Xu, I secretly watched you filming, forgive me."
Xu Lang was stunned in place, looked at the sky, and said, "Master Xing, did you descend from the sky?"
"Yes, yes, the palm of the Tathagata descended from the sky."
Master Xing is a master of comedy. He loves to tell bad jokes. It may be related to language. It is not very funny, and he is easy to stand cold, but it can reflect his innocent character.
Xu Lang laughed nervously:
"I don't even know what to say. Lin Yun said last night that someone was interested in me. I thought she was a beauty."
"Are you disappointed?" Mr. Xing continued to joke.
"Absolutely not, I'm so happy, why don't you take a rest first, and I'll chat with Master Xing." Xu Lang said.
"No, it's very interesting to watch filming, Mr. Xu, can I continue to watch your filming?" Master Xing asked seriously.
"Then I'll be nervous."
"Don't be nervous, I think it's very good, I want to learn how to shoot this kind of life scenes, I'm not very good at this."
Lin Yun came over at this time and said, "Director, when have you ever been nervous? Cannes speeches are very slippery."
"That's right, that's right, Mr. Xu, can we have a good chat after you finish filming?"
Xu Lang guessed that Master Xing wanted to investigate himself, so he said:
"Okay, the next scene is more interesting, please give me some pointers."
Shi Jin brought over the chairs that had been prepared, and asked Master Xing to sit down.
Xu Lang drank a glass of water and prepared to shoot a wine making scene.
Of course, the bayberries are carefully selected by the villagers and the crew, each one is juicy and beautiful in color.
Because the scene lasted 180 minutes, Xu Lang planned to film the entire brewing process.
He called several actresses together and said, "Take off your shoes first, and I'll check."
"Why are you taking off your shoes?" Zhang Yinxue asked.
"Step on bayberry juice."
Tang Wei was drinking boiled water and sprayed Xu Lang's face.
"Stamp on red bayberry with your feet?"
"Of course, the foot juicer."
"Director, are you a pervert? How can you drink with your feet?"
"You don't understand that. Those wineries in Europe all use the stinky feet of big guys to pick grape juice. The feet of you four beautiful girls should be more delicious."
"How is it possible? Wine is stepped on by men? I don't believe it, I don't believe it..."
Zhou Qiong thought Xu Lang was fooling her.
"It's just you talking nonsense, look at your manicures. The makeup team, I will give you 10 minutes to check their nails again, and deal with all the dead skin. I will take a close-up later."
"The script is not written with feet."
"This part was shot according to the new script."
On weekdays, female celebrities take care of their skin all over their bodies. They have the time and interest, so their feet look good, without thick calluses and dead skin.
Not to mention the staff at the scene, even Master Xing was very surprised, and the filming like this is really very coquettish.
Xu Lang wasn't completely nonsense either, stepping on grapes is a real thing, and the local old man also has this tradition of pickling pickles, and said that it tastes good when he steps on it with sweat.
But today he will definitely not be unappetizing, and he will still be lively and fragrant.
Xu Lang handed everyone a script that he rushed to write last night, and began to talk about the play.
"Hurry up and memorize these lines. The first scene is washing your feet, and the second scene is that you four sisters are sitting in a row stretching out your feet, and let the dogs sniff them. The plot is whose feet the dogs lick. Whose feet stink, it's a very interesting part, when the dog smells it, the expression of nervousness and wanting to laugh must be well expressed."
Zhou Qiong looked at Xu Lang with innocent eyes and said, "Director Xu, what kind of movies did you make before."
"It's just you talking nonsense, hurry up and read the script, Master Xing is waiting for me."
It caused everyone to laugh. This kind of filming atmosphere is really interesting.
(End of this chapter)
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