my wife is a showman

Chapter 251 I'm Really a Kung Fu Master

No matter what Xu Lang asked, Ma Ke just didn't reply to the message. Although he had doubts in his heart, there were only ten days before the audition for "Kung Fu 2", so he was not in the mood to worry about it.

If he can really get this role, this year will be a bumper harvest. It is not a dream to earn over [-] million a year. The company's valuation will go up no matter what, and then we will meet Tang Sinuo's parents at that time.

The four girls became Xu Lang's physical training teachers, helping him train early and late.

In fact, for action scenes, physical training is always more important than martial arts foundation. Anyone can perform those hard moves in martial arts, but the most important thing is whether they look good or not flow smoothly.

In particular, the difference between male and female action actors is even greater.

For example, in "Watching Pioneer", Wang Baobao practiced martial arts since he was a child, and Tang Sinuo only trained for half a year, but the impression he made was completely different.

He flipped his head to play with the monkey, and the lines Tang Sinuo turned out were beautiful everywhere.

Not all action scenes need to be punched to the flesh to be exciting. Movies are visual art. The current level of special effects can amplify the sense of power infinitely, and I don’t care what kind of kung fu can be used in actual combat.

Ten days later, Xu Lang's crotch has almost recovered, the horizontal split has taken shape, and the vertical split has also improved.

He has learned and absorbed all the martial arts moves of Master Xing and Bruce Lee from the film and television space.

"Tower of Death", "The Way of the Dragon", "Shaolin Soccer" and "Kung Fu" are the focus.

The more he studied, the more Xu Lang had a higher respect for these two seniors, certainly not because of his increased kung fu.

Instead, I found that Master Xing and Bruce Lee are extraordinarily hardworking and self-disciplined actors. It can be seen from their body shapes that they have never been obese.

Unlike male stars in mainland China, most of them gain weight in middle age and look very greasy.

Xu Lang realized that body management is very important for both men and women, whether they are idol stars or powerful actors.

The reason why Master Xing wears a coat like a master is because he has been exercising for a long time, he is in good shape, elegant and handsome. You must know that Master Xing was 42 years old when he filmed "Kung Fu".

If you let the bald-headed Zheng and Xiao Feiteng wear coats, they are either fortune-tellers or quack doctors.

All actors are meant to be shown to the audience. Image is always important, and acting skills are not just expressions.

It is said that it is difficult to produce an actor like Master Xing now. He is full of skills, which are obtained through hard work and hard work. Even the best actor now works less than one-tenth of his effort.

Back then, Xiangjiang was known as the Hollywood of the East. There were so many talents in such a big place, and the competition was fierce. One can imagine that it took one's life to reach the top.

"In the whole world, I'm the only one who can become a master Xing who lacks in body, acting skills, and looks."

Xu Lang felt that he had improved a lot in martial arts, so he wore a white coat and cloth shoes, and put on the long gray hair prepared by the make-up team, ready to accept the review of his colleagues on the set.

It’s not enough for him to think it’s good, it’s really good only if the audience thinks it’s good.

"Old Xu, you look a bit like Hua Yingying." Gao Daqiang said.

"That's right, that's right, I never thought of it, the one played by He Jiajin." Tang Wei said.

"You guys are showing your age, that's where the inspiration for this look should come from." Xu Lang nodded.

"No wonder it's so cartoonish."

The awesomeness of "Kung Fu" lies in the various tributes. Even the design of the pig cage wall and the image of the chartered woman are all derived from "72 Tenants", a black and white life film decades ago.

"Okay, don't talk, the Kung Fu master is about to perform."

Xu Lang closed his eyes, and the sea breeze blew his long gray hair. He slowly opened his eyes and did a starting position, front kick, side kick, spin kick, and chain kick, imitating the final showdown of "Kung Fu" The action caused the crew to applaud.

"so similar."

"Xu Lang, come and kick my hand."

Gao Daqiang stretched out his big palm.

Xu Lang came up with a kick as shown on the "Kung Fu" promotional poster, but unfortunately he missed it.

Gao Daqiang patted his head and said, "Young man, you still need to work hard."

Zhou Qiong quickly brought over a bowl of wine and said, "Brother, you are too good, this role belongs to you."

"Well, let me borrow your auspicious words."

"When are you going?"

"Go the day after tomorrow."

"Then drink this bowl of wine, I wish you success soon."

Xu Lang was very proud. After ten days of diligent study and practice, it finally had some effect. Fortunately, he had been exercising for a long time, otherwise the effect would not have been so good.

Wang Baobao's action scenes are very good, but he has no temperament.

Zheng Chao has a good image, but his acting skills in action scenes are average.

Xu Bo's acting skills are good, but he has shortcomings in other aspects. He has never filmed an action scene, and his body is not good.

Not to mention Huang Zheng and Kidney Pain, these two fat guys, they can't make Kung Fu movies at all.

Who else is there?
He drank the wine in one gulp, and the iced bayberry wine was particularly thirst-quenching.

"Brother, is this wine delicious?"

"Much better than last time."

"Really, then drink more." Zhou Qiong poured him another bowl.

"When was this brewed? Why did it taste different twice?"

Xu Lang was halfway through the drink, and with the red bayberry in his mouth, he felt something was wrong.

"It was brewed that day. We stepped on the juicer with beautiful feet. Isn't it very fragrant?" Zhou Qiong asked proudly.

When Xu Lang heard it, all the wine in his mouth splashed on Zhou Qiong's face.

"Brother, what are you doing? It's not enough to grab. The villagers are willing to pay 100 yuan a catty."

"That's right, they were already snatched up by the crew." Lin Yun said.

"Does anyone snatch the footwashing water?" Xu Lang was surprised.

A total of [-] catties were brewed that day. Except for some filming, the others were snapped up by the men of the crew.

At 100 yuan a catty, even Gao Daqiang bought three catties, Shi Jin bought ten catties, and drank it all in a few days.

What is certain is that this is the most delicious bayberry wine they have ever drunk, with the fragrance of a beautiful girl.

Tang Sinuo was persuaded by her parents to go home again. Her parents no longer intend to be tough. The daughter has grown up and has her own opinions. Pushing her too far has the opposite effect.

So they spent 100 million to hire a private detective, planning to follow Xu Lang for a long time to prove that he is a scumbag.

After all, there are a few clean actors in the film and television industry. Now that Xu Lang is filming with the four beauties, it is absolutely impossible for him to resist stealing.

A few days ago, the private detective took advantage of Xu Lang and the others to go out to film a movie, and installed a bug and a pinhole camera in the room, facing the bed, directly connected to Tang Sinuo's mother's cell phone.

As long as the evidence is obtained, no matter whether it is Tang Sinuo or Ma Ke, they should all give up.

Zhao Lihong's main job now is to monitor Xu Lang.

And after Xu Lang took a shower, he never put on his clothes, which made the future mother-in-law's eyes burnt out, so he could only turn off the screen and listen to the sound.

This Xu Lang seems to have a good figure, but he has a little muscle.

"Brother Xu, I'm coming in." Zhou Qiong's voice.

"What are you doing?"

"I'll do your laundry for you."

"Okay, the clothes are in the bathroom, thank you."

"what I should do."

"Zhou Qiong, please help me first."

After a while, Zhao Lihong heard something was wrong.

Xu Lang: "Move further."

She misunderstood moving and broke up, and quickly clicked on the surveillance screen, but she was in a blind corner of the balcony and couldn't hear the sound clearly.

Zhou Qiong: "Isn't that enough?"

Xu Lang: "It's almost there, hold on, hold on..."

Zhou Qiong: "Brother, slow down, is it really okay?"

Zhao Lihong rushed to Tang Sinuo's room immediately, and said, "Daughter, hurry up, video call Xu Lang, immediately."

Tang Sinuo was practicing yoga. Before he could react, his mother grabbed her phone and sent a video to Xu Lang.

"Mom, what are you doing? How do you know my password?"

"He's unspoken rules for actresses."

"impossible."

"While it's in progress...if you don't believe me, see if he dares to pick it up..."

But Xu Lang had already picked up the video, and looked at his future mother-in-law in dismay.

(End of this chapter)