my wife is a showman

Chapter 31 Maybe Her Mother Is More Suitable For Me

"Whether it is the performance or the soundtrack, this clip is a classic, and it has been reshot 342 times. The satirical comedy should not become the creator's personal tool to vent his anger, it will disgust the audience."

"A more advanced technique is to let the audience see a ray of light and warmth in the darkness, which is the motivation for everyone to live."

Xu Lang has watched a lot of romance movies, both good and bad, and the scene of City Lights is especially touching.

Even the elderly can feel the palpitation and embarrassment.

That's how he felt when he saw his wife for the first time in the school cafeteria.

This is the charm of the master. You must know that Chaplin was already 50 years old when this film was made. How to maintain this sensitivity that does not forget the original intention?

"Extract the inspiration notes of "Giant", and add the connection "City Lights" to the reference film."

The system immediately did what he said. No matter how inferior or humble you are, you must have truly loved a girl once. Love and family ties will make the character of Gao Daqiang more plump and believable.

"Please host to start imitating this clip, Action..."

Xu Lang instantly turned into a homeless man, not to mention the small and tight clothes, and the leather soles were so rotten that he didn't even have an insole, it was too real.

"Crack...the car is going to hit you."

Xu Lang's ass was slammed by a classic black Ford car. The driver honked his horn, but there was no sound. All he could hear was the soundtrack. He had to get into the scene as soon as possible.

The bald white driver in the car began to dance and curse at him, and the nostalgic imagery was particularly strong.

This is really the best opportunity to practice physical acting, because the only way you can interpret the character is the body and the expression.

Xu Lang began to imitate Chaplin's steps, stepped on the broken leather shoes, got into the car, and did not forget to glance at his own image in the mirror, this mustache is really funny.

He came out from the door on the other side, and after walking a few steps, he looked back at the beautiful flower girl. She was greeting him. Although she couldn't hear the voice, she could probably guess the lines.

"Zizi...the expression and limbs are unnatural, too stiff."

"This is the first encounter, so don't be exaggerated. Please be serious, the host. Comedy is not just about being funny and funny, it will only backfire and appear LOW."

"Papa...Host, you don't know that she is a blind woman at this time, please don't look pity, don't stare into her eyes, but in an instant, look like a gentleman from a tramp to a rich man, to cover you inferiority complex."

"Stop, stop the electricity, I know this."

It's the same as seeing a pretty girl start bragging.

I think back then, when my wife first met him.

Tang Sinuo: "I heard you're writing a book."

Xu Lang: "Yes, I want to be a suspense writer like Redmond Chandler, Agatha Christie, Stephen King, Keigo Higashino, and Kotaro Isaka, with a good reputation and bestsellers."

Tang Sinuo: "Wow, you are amazing."

At that time, I was young, pretending to be aggressive, and they were all so small and fresh.

Xu Lang didn't fall asleep until 12 o'clock after training. He was physically exhausted and sweated under the covers for three hours.

It’s just a clip of less than 3 minutes, and it still doesn’t meet the system requirements, so only 15 points were awarded.

And the system also requires that after imitating the scene of the tramp, she has to play the role of a blind girl and play directly against Master Chaplin, which is very exciting to think about.

In order to ensure his sleep time, the system woke him up at 06:30 in the morning. Xu Lang got up and continued running, training his breath, greeting various passers-by, and collecting various materials.

"You are in a different place, please don't issue an order to find a taxi." Xu Lang reminded the system.

It was already 08:30 when he returned to the hotel. He took a hot bath and went to have breakfast with his daughter.

While waiting for the two children to fetch food, Gao Daqiang looked at the energetic Xu Lang.

"Xu Lang, why do you look like a young man?"

"According to the standards of the United Nations, people before the age of 44 are called young people, so they need to exercise more. My waist and shoulders were not good before, but recently my whole body feels comfortable."

"Then I'm only 44 in two months, and I feel like my chin is almost touching the coffin lid."

Xu Lang came over with two glasses of milk and asked, "Brother Qiang, what would you do if you had a 19-year-old wife who was beautiful and temperamental?"

Gao Daqiang scratched his head, imagined for a while, and said, "I might see if my father-in-law is still alive, maybe her mother is more suitable for me."

Xu Lang:? ? ?
Gao Daqiang's words awakened the dreamer, and he suddenly thought of something.

Quickly opened Du Niang and checked the age of the big star Tang Sinuo's mother.

When he saw the photo, he could only sigh.

She is only 44 years old, about the same as Sister Ma, a professor at Jingzhou Academy of Fine Arts.

Sister Bi Ma is well maintained and has a good temperament. The photo with Tang Sinuo is dubbed sister flower by netizens.

What the heck, what should I do.

Thinking of Sister Ma's bright smile like a flower when she stared at him, Xu Lang trembled and almost dropped his phone on the ground.

I'm afraid Tang Sinuo's family will be very sad.

He doesn't have much thought about his family. A comfortable and stable life is the most important thing. If his wife could go back to her previous age, that would be just fine. She doesn't need to be as good as she is now.

He just wants to get his wife back, but it is very helpless to have him challenge the hell difficulty.

……

The two took their children and took the subway to the Forbidden City to play.

Xu Lang held Yaya's little hand, her daughter was very much like his wife.

If he didn't look at his wife's original photo, all he could think of was the current Tang Sinuo, which felt weird.

He also remembered that he seldom took his wife out on a trip before. First, it was to save money for the down payment. Second, his code words were pinned in front of the computer every day, and there was no time for ten hours a day.

Nono has no complaints about this. Her biggest hope is to have a stable home that can give her children the best environment to grow.

"Dad, do you miss your mother?" Xu Yaya asked in a low voice.

Xu Lang knelt down and stroked his daughter's hair behind her ears. He was clumsy and couldn't tie it well.

"Well, I don't want to do that anymore. Let's have fun today and send you back tomorrow morning."

"I want to follow Dad."

"But Dad wants to make money, you can understand, Yaya?"

"Okay, then I'll go back and find grandma." Xu Yaya nodded reluctantly.

Because it was a free trip, there was no one to explain it. Just looking at the old house was not interesting, especially with two children.

So Xu Lang acted as an explanation. Without systematic research, he could only talk nonsense seriously.

"The host can redeem 100 credits for the film and television projection function. The system can project "The Last Emperor" live, and the best soundtrack of the 60th Oscar will be included."

The dregs system tried to trick him into scoring points again.

"Why is your system the same as Papa Ma? Can you delete the Huabei function?"

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PS: There were a lot of big guys who tried to test the waters, but Xiao Mengxin was beaten to death and continued to beg for help in collecting tickets.

The first update of the new book issue is at 00:01, and the second update is at 12 am.

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