my wife is a showman

Chapter 5 Crazy Collection of Materials
"Did, drop, drop, drop..."

At five o'clock, the system began to drip non-stop. Fortunately, only Xu Lang could hear it, otherwise his daughter would be woken up.

After washing, I woke up my mother. The elderly have poor sleep quality.

"Son, you have insomnia again, don't take sleeping pills anymore."

"I slept well last night, I have to cheer up again, I can't admit defeat, Yaya is still so young."

"I'm relieved if you think so."

"A friend introduced me to a good job in Jingzhou. I have to go to the interview in a few days. I have to get up early to exercise."

"I'll make you a glass of milk and boil an egg."

Xu Lang looked at his mother's old and stooped back, and went back to the room to kiss his sleeping daughter.

For his family, he must work hard.

It was still dark, and there was no one on the road, only the lonely and determined figure of Xu Lang.

When the phone message arrived, he immediately took it out, this is the vibration specially set for Tang Sinuo.

"Husband, I can't sleep, how about you?"

"You haven't recovered yet, you should rest well."

"Are you insomnia again?"

"No, I'm running."

"Run?"

"One of the training items, to improve the spirit."

"Pfft, you used to go to bed late and get up late every day, why did you change your gender now?"

"When you were 30, I was already 46. How can I do without good health."

"What about Yaya?"

"My mother is with me."

"There is a question that I always can't figure out."

"what?"

"When I proposed divorce, why did you agree without hesitation?"

"At that time, I began to suspect that I had chosen the wrong path, but I couldn't start over. The more noisy I became, the less I could write. The more I couldn't write, the more irritated I became. I didn't dare to face you without income. I thought about moving out and waiting for my results. Alright, I'll come back and chase you."

"sorry."

"it's me……"

"oops……"

Xu Lang covered his face and stared at this scumbag system, bewildered by the slippers.

"You missed a person who greeted you just now, and you need to catch up. The content of the greeting is, Auntie, hello, you are running."

This is just a training system, there is no chat function, only random tasks will be released.

Xu Lang had no choice but to turn around and speed up to catch up, and shouted all the way: "Auntie, hello, I'm running."

The woman in front stopped suddenly, supported the old man's waist, panting, furious, pointed at him and cursed:
"Blind, who is your aunt? Who is your aunt?"

"Sorry, it's too dark."

"If you can't talk, talk less."

"The material has been collected successfully and has been stored in the comedy category, which can be extracted, analyzed and imitated at any time."

The other party is only [-] years old. If she comes out for a run at this point, she must be a woman who loves beauty. She suddenly calls her an aunt. Can you not be angry?
"Go for a run, I'm a little sleepy, come to Jingzhou for an interview and tell me, I'm a sophomore in Jingying, but I rarely go to class, I can find a chance to meet, if I can bring Yaya here .”

"You are in the spotlight now, and your family and company must be paying close attention to you. You must quickly adapt to your current status."

"Ah."

Xu Lang had to run towards the park, where the air is good, and there should be more people doing morning exercises, otherwise the system would slap the slippers on his body, and although it wouldn't cause actual harm, the pain would be too real.

The system always issues some tricky commands, such as:

"Master, your sword speed is a bit slow."

"Uncle Zhang, there is an aunt over there asking if you like her."

"Aunt Wang, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you look young again."

"Auntie, your old man is playing push hands with Aunt Wang over there."

If Xu Lang hadn't run so fast, he would have been stabbed to death by the sword long ago.

If it weren't for the dim light, he wouldn't even think of coming here tomorrow.

The system is constantly collecting materials and categorizing them. I thought it was meaningless, the words are not good, and the reactions of others can be imagined. Collecting farts.

But when he opened it, Xu Lang was shocked.

The system uses close-range high-definition scanning, showing various micro-expressions, even the pupils.

The categories are also very detailed. For example, the same anger, different age, gender, vocational education, physical condition, and different effects are actually manifested.

This kind of texture is really not something ordinary actors can perform.

With the rapid development of film technology, even the hairs of actors can be clearly counted in 120 frames. Maybe in a few years, home theaters will also become popular.

Even if it is an extra actor, awkward acting is not acceptable.

For example, Uncle Zhang, who is in great shape, heard Xu Lang's nonsense, and before he had time to analyze the truth and falsehood, he looked around for the aunt who liked him with bright eyes, very young.

"where?"

When he reacted, he revealed his loss and helplessness, and quickly danced his sword to cover up his embarrassment. In fact, no one paid attention to him except the system.

The whole process only takes five seconds, but you can imagine a life drama.

Back home, my mother sent her daughter to kindergarten.

Xu Lang ate something and re-enrolled in the acting major. The fee is much cheaper, 6.5 a year, but there are only 30 admission places.

The number of the application form is 3806, which means that the acceptance rate is less than 1%.

Among them, there must be a lot of ensemble performers with acting experience, as well as failed art candidates. The competition is quite fierce.

Xu Lang searched online art test videos and posts.

Usually, the performance departments of the three major film and television academies have about forty or fifty undergraduate enrollment places each year, and one-third of the places have to be reserved for those young stars who became famous, and the rest are for other candidates to compete.

Line recitation, live performance, vocal music, and physical form are the four assessment contents. The first two are compulsory items, and the last two are bonus items. There are three rounds in total.

There are tens of thousands of candidates in the first round, and many of them will be eliminated as soon as they open their mouths.

Because there are too many candidates, the teacher doesn't care about wrong killings, but only cares about whether the selected ones are high-quality products or related households.

Candidates who fail the selection do not give up. They usually choose to repeat the exam. If their family conditions are good, they will enroll in a specialized class at the same time and take the exam again next year.

It is not a lie to say that celebrities are made with money.

"Line training begins."

"I have selected an excerpt from "Kangxi Dynasty" for you, more than 500 characters."

"Please memorize it verbatim within half an hour."

"The host needs to imitate the recitation with both voice and emotion. This training includes two abilities of situational simulation and line skills."

Xu Lang looked at the screen, a little dumbfounded, the difficulty was too great.

This scene is very classic, and it is dug out and reposted tens of thousands of times by various big Vs every year on the Internet.

This system has high expectations for itself, Mr. Chen is an old drama player.

But if you want to stand out in this interview, you must work hard to impress the interviewer.

Now Si Nuo is young, beautiful and outstanding, admired by thousands of people, willing to give herself a chance, and she has no face to be called a wife if she doesn't work hard.

Xu Lang followed the Kangxi Emperor played by Mr. Chen to recite silently.

"There are five academicians in the current dynasty, and I have to dismiss four; six ministers, I have to dismiss three. Look at these seven people, which one is not white..."

Half an hour later, the system started the simulation test. Xu Lang looked at the screen on his phone and began his first performance in his life.

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