my wife is a showman

Chapter 53 The Dumb Eats Coptis

Xu Lang was stunned by Tang Sinuo's vigor, and was actually targeted by the paparazzi in order to supervise him.

Those people are just bullshit.

"It's very dangerous for you to do this. If we are photographed, how will you explain it then?" Xu Lang asked nervously.

"If I don't come, can you hold on tonight?"

"Sure."

Tang Sinuo twisted Xu Lang's ear, and asked: "I'll believe it, I'm so mad, you are my man, why should she kiss you, why?"

"No kiss at all, you didn't see her spit on me."

Only then did Tang Sinuo notice, pinching his nose in disgust.

She checked Xu Lang's mouth, and only when there was a mark of lipstick on his chin, she was sure that he hadn't been kissed.

"Tang Sinuo, are you too impulsive? Don't you have any trust in me? When have I done anything that I'm sorry for?"

Xu Lang was a little angry, women's jealousy is really terrible, and it is easy to make mistakes.

Tang Sinuo is now a female star with an annual income of over [-] million, and a new movie will be released soon, so why not for such a shitty thing.

"It's not good for people to care about you?" Tang Sinuo muttered, feeling that he had overreacted.

"Xu Lang, don't be angry, what should we do now?"

Outside, Zhao Xiaoyang started vomiting again.

Xu Lang had a plan, took off his coat and rushed out, endured the nausea, caught it abruptly, even wrapped up all the vomit on the ground, and winked at Tang Sinuo.

"Find a chance to go back to the room."

"Be careful."

Xu Lang gently opened the door and looked at the corridor.

The reporter walked up and down the corridor, sneaking around, and would stick to the door to listen to the movement from time to time.

When this guy was about to reach the fire door, Xu Lang closed the door forcefully.

There was a loud bang, and the reporter felt guilty and rushed to the stairwell to hide.

He hid behind the fire door, slowly opened the door, and stretched out his head to look at Zhao Xiaoyang's room.

"There's no one."

He sniffled, and there seemed to be a strong smell of alcohol behind him.

Before he had time to look back, his head was covered by an unknown object.

"Damn it...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

The reporter quickly retreated into the stairwell, desperately tearing off the stinky clothes covering his face.

"Who, throwing clothes around, so wicked, vomit... so fucking disgusting."

He wiped his face clean and touched his wet hair, feeling sick and angry.

He rushed to the fire door, ready to go out to find someone to settle accounts.

Xu Lang, who was standing in the corridor, was already in the sprint posture, and kicked the door open.

boom……

The fire door popped out and hit the reporter hard in the face.

"what……"

He couldn't stand upright, staggered and fell to the ground, his nose was deformed by the impact, and his face was bleeding.

Xu Lang waved to Tang Sinuo.

She hurried to the elevator and returned to her room.

When the reporter finally got up from the ground and prepared to take revenge, he didn't even see a ghost in the corridor.

"Damn it, who is it? Get it out for me."

Of course he can call the police and check the monitoring, but the problem is that what he did is also shady.

It is estimated that the security guards in the monitoring room have been watching for a long time. It is illegal to follow and secretly take pictures of others.

Being a paparazzi has been walking in a gray area for a long time, and I can only endure the loss of being dumb.

He clutched his broken nose, tears streaming down from the pain, and prepared to go to the hospital.

Two guards came out of the elevator, holding batons in their hands, pointing at him and shouting, "What are you doing?"

"What didn't I do?"

"Just now a tenant complained about your being sneaky. We watched the surveillance. You touched the 18th floor from the 12th floor. Are you a thief?"

The reporter had a bitter look on his face. He was being plotted against, and he still wanted to sue me?

"You two, I was beaten just now. Why didn't you tell me? Whoever complained must be the one who beat me."

"You're stalking someone. It would be weird if I didn't beat you up. Come with me to the guard room."

The reporter quickly took out 200 yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into the security guard's pocket like lightning.

"Brother Security, I am a customer of the upstairs suite. This is my room card. I came to catch my wife and steal someone. Can you forgive me?"

"Your wife steals people and manages the hotel. If you want to arrest people, you can't search like this."

The security guard looked at the room card, put his hand into his pocket and rubbed it, and after confirming that it was two, he said, "Go back to the room immediately, or we will send you to the police station."

"I hurt my nose and I have to go to the hospital."

"Then let's go, my wife was not caught, and she was injured like this, it's really your fault."

The reporter was about to cry.

Behind the door, Xu Lang looked through the peephole and finally felt relieved.

"During the system scan, it has been classified into the category of urban comedy, and can be searched for #paparazzi#差巴负#追接#反杀# and other keywords to extract."

"The host beat the paparazzi violently, enough ruthless, +50 points, bad enough, +80 points."

"The paparazzi are vampires who live on celebrities. They are called night crawlers. They have no bottom line and only care about money. Once caught by them, your career will be ruined."

"To deal with them, the methods must be both ruthless and insidious. They can be used, but don't leave evidence, let alone make enemies."

"Or, let them tremble when they see you, and never dare to provoke you again."

Xu Lang nodded, fully understanding.

In this industry, you worked hard and finally climbed up, but let a paparazzi ruin it, how disgusting people are.

"No one should try to mess with me and my family, otherwise don't blame me for being cruel."

Tang Sinuo sent a video.

"Xu Lang, Xu Lang, have you dealt with him yet?"

"Of course, the nose will be bruised and the face will be swollen, and the mute will eat coptis."

"You are amazing, but you should calm down in the future. When you become well-known, it is not worth fussing with them."

"Well, don't worry, I know in my heart that no one is allowed to ruin our future." Xu Lang said.

"Husband is the best. Go to bed early and don't think about going next door. If you're lonely, I'll send you some photos."

Xu Lang: "..."

How could my wife do this? She kept people from sleeping in the middle of the night.

"Don't forget it, go to bed early, I have a nine o'clock flight to Shanghai tomorrow, and I have to go on a variety show, I'm really tired, I'm still a sick person, huh..."

"Oh, that's it, hurry up and send more photos."

Tang Sinuo was dumbfounded.

Sure enough, men are all sauced pig's hooves, and the whining sounds are just for you to coax.

She was very glad that she had followed Xu Lang tonight, otherwise Zhao Xiaoyang was so proactive that several men could have resisted it.

After posting the photos, Tang Sinuo solemnly warned:

"Xu Lang, whenever you are distracted and tempted, you have to think of our lovely daughter and your lovely wife."

"The husband drove recklessly, and the wife and daughter cried."

"You must be careful around women, especially women in the entertainment industry. Look at how determined I am. I fell out with Ma Kai because of you. Don't let me down. You are my husband. No other woman can touch me." .”

"Don't worry, I know, I won't drink alone with women in the future, and I won't send her back to the room." Xu Lang replied obediently.

"That's pretty much the same, but don't offend others, you can refuse it casually when you have a high status, MUA...have a sweet dream."

Xu Lang lay on the bed, looking at the photos, tossing and turning.

"Attention the host, your energy is too strong now, please enter the film and television space for training."

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