my wife is a showman
Chapter 7
Chapter 7
"Xiao Xu, you are gentle and gentle, what do you do for work?" Sister Ma asked.
"Write fiction for a living."
"Yo, so you're a writer, so you don't play mahjong, do you?"
"Well, I seldom play and have no interest in it."
"I just like how reliable you are. These stinky men in the mahjong room are all smokers, alcoholics and gamblers. If it wasn't for making money, they would have been driven away."
Sister Ma has been a widow for two years. Her husband was addicted to smoking, drinking and gambling. He stayed up too late and died of cerebral hemorrhage.
She doesn't like any of the men in the mahjong room. After all, for a woman in her 40s, it's better to be safe in her second spring, and she doesn't want to score three goals.
"Sister Ma, you are too much." Xu Lang said with an awkward smile.
"As expected of a man of culture, he speaks in a gentle manner and sounds very pleasant. I ran into a fool yesterday morning and ran after him and called me auntie. It was so inexplicable that I was so angry that I almost had high blood pressure."
Xu Lang: ...
He didn't dare to say much for fear of being discovered.
Sister Ma turned on the stereo, pulled Xu Lang to her, and said, "Xiao Xu, you're actually a quick learner. You have to get excited about dancing and activate every cell in your body to find the feeling."
"I hope Sister Ma will give you more guidance."
"Practice the eight steps of bouncing first, come, let's go..."
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, hey!"
"Two two three four five six seven eight, hey!"
"Get up, get up, bounce up..."
"Don't be shy, O'Brien Hart."
"That's right, that's right, that's the style."
The 42-year-old Sister Ma is wearing sportswear, showing off her charm to Xu Lang, radiant.
Xu Lang was indeed infected, he learned quickly, and his sense of rhythm was much better than last night.
"The material has been collected successfully, and it has been collected into the category of urban life dramas. You can search for the keyword #中老民侦婚# to extract."
Xu Lang was powerless to complain about the middle-aged and elderly courtship, and he didn't dare to click on the 120-frame micro-expression of Sister Ma, who was staring at him with a smile.
When chatting with Tang Sinuo, he felt that he was still young. It wasn't until he was watched by Sister Ma last night that he realized that he had entered the second half of his life.
During the break, Xu Lang found Tang Sinuo's latest interview video, which should have been recorded last night.
There are five or six people taking care of Tang Sinuo, and her agent is building momentum for her comeback. The last scenes of the previously interrupted movie are being reshot, and they are racing against time to catch up with the Spring Festival schedule.
"When I woke up, it felt like I had experienced the baptism of life and became a brand new me. I hope I can be qualified for more roles in the future, and I also hope more good scripts will come to me."
"I heard that you never used a stand-in, which led to this serious injury. Nowadays, many celebrities are called P-picture babies. In terms of traffic, you are no worse than them." The reporter asked.
"Actually, my athletic cells are pretty good. This time it was an accident. I hope I can keep breaking through and let everyone see that I am improving in every movie. Otherwise, I am sorry for the fans' expectations. Of course, it is not good to be injured and delay the movie."
"Now is the best age in your life, why do you have to work so hard?"
"For the family." Tang Sinuo replied without thinking.
"Does this family include your best friend Ma Ke's younger brother Ma Kai?" The reporter asked gossip.
"He has his family."
Tang Sinuo smiled and solved this problem very cleverly. Ma Kai is her rumored boyfriend, a popular little fresh meat.
Before and after the injury, the brainless fans have been hyping the two CPs, often appearing at the top of the hot search list.
Over the past year, Tang Sinuo's traffic has been maintained by relying on this brain supplement, and the brokerage company has naturally put in effort to fuel the flames.
If Tang Sinuo did not wake up from a long sleep, Huatian Film and Television's investment in her over the years would be in vain. Her current net worth has risen, and it is time to make money.
Xu Lang was in a daze. On the screen, he couldn't see a trace of his wife in this little girl.
Tang Sinuo exuded an aura of confidence all over his body, his dual quotient was super high, and he perfectly avoided the pit dug by the reporter.
The unwillingness and anxiety of my wife in the past are all gone.
"Is she really my wife?"
Xu Lang had to ask himself this.
Sister Ma crossed her legs and knocked on the sunflower seeds.
"You are also chasing stars. I used to like chasing old men, but later I liked young men. I have chased Lu Lu Feng Feng and Kai Kai. Now I think it's not interesting. We are not in the same world, so we should pay more attention to the people around us."
"Sister Ma, let's do it a few more times."
"Okay, when you go to the square to dance, don't pay attention to that Lao Wang. He used to be a second-rate guy with a bad temper. Stay away."
With Sister Ma's guidance and continuous whipping and correction by the system, Xu Lang learned the dance steps of this song after only four or five days of practice.
Move from the last row to the first row, no longer cowering and hiding.
The system has relatively high requirements for him, and the purpose is not fitness, let alone funny, but a very serious stage performance.
Therefore, his temperament is completely different from that of grandpas and aunts. Some onlookers mistakenly think that he is a dance teacher.
Enthusiasm is contagious. Yaya looked at her lively father and learned quickly from behind. Her daughter's talent is also very good.
She temporarily forgot the pain of losing her mother, and she rarely smiled.
The last time Xu Lang saw his daughter smile like this was two years ago when she was only four years old.
He regretted a little, he shouldn't have been so depressed before, he didn't look like a father.
Thinking of this, he jumped even more vigorously, and added some movements learned online.
He also took Sister Ma to rehearse "Selling Abductees" together. He played two roles, and Sister Ma played the role of Teacher Gao. There were people playing against each other, and the progress was much faster.
Sister Ma also said that she would work with Xu Lang in the future to promote the square sketches nationwide and to the world.
Maybe one day she becomes popular, and she can have a show with the little hotties she chases.
"Sister Ma, if I become a director in the future, I will ask you to be a special actor. I think you are quite talented." Xu Lang said jokingly.
"If you are filming a movie, I will definitely be the leading female lead. It will not be a problem for me to sell a house to support you."
No wonder there are so many emotional cheaters in society.
Sister Ma kowtowed melon seeds, and liked Xu Lang more and more.
I feel that with him, my taste has improved a lot. In the past, her life was [-] million, but now it is drama and dance. Who has not pursued advanced pursuits.
On the fifth day, the system had already rewarded Xu Lang with 50 points, and the number of times he was exposed to slippers was also reduced. What he lacked now was the ultimate breakthrough, to perform in public.
As long as the confidence and momentum come up, the lines of "Kangxi Dynasty" should be able to pass the test, and Mr. Zhao's deception can also be raised to a higher level.
These days, I only sleep six hours a day, practice day and night, and gain a lot, but I can't collapse due to nervousness during the interview.
On Saturday night, Xu Lang took his mother and daughter together and took the initiative to tell the dance teacher that he would lead the dance tonight. He would have to take a bus to Jingzhou to prepare for the interview the day after tomorrow, so there was not much time.
"Mom, you can record a whole video for me later."
He had to report the progress to his wife to give her confidence.
Recently, Tang Sinuo has been interviewed every day. The mother on the left and the aunt on the right rarely have time to chat.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu, I'll give you back the 200 yuan, and you don't come to my place in the future." The dance teacher said.
"What do you mean?" Xu Lang asked.
"That Mr. Wang found my dance studio yesterday and almost caused an accident. He said that you were an emotional liar and kidnapped his girlfriend. You also know what he did before."
When the mother heard this, she immediately pulled Xu Lang aside and scolded him.
"What kind of girlfriend? No matter how stressed you are, you can't find someone so old. Noonuo's ashes haven't been buried yet. Why are you so anxious? Have you considered Yaya's feelings?"
"Mom, you misunderstood, she is just my dance partner."
After Xu Lang finished speaking, he walked up to Old Wang and said, "I don't care what you used to do. If you want me to leave the dance team, there is only one way."
"What method, is it harder than a fist?" Old Wang patted the green dragon tattoo on his arm.
"It's getting old, and I want to go in for the elderly, what age is it, let's wash this snake quickly."
Old Wang: ...
"Then...then what do you want?"
"How many years have you been learning dance?" Xu Lang asked.
"Three years."
"I've only been studying for six days, let's dance, losers get out."
Xu Lang was full of momentum, and his mother was shocked by his son's recent state.
In the past, he couldn't beat a boring fart with a stick, but now he dares to dance with the old hooligan in public.
(End of this chapter)
"Xiao Xu, you are gentle and gentle, what do you do for work?" Sister Ma asked.
"Write fiction for a living."
"Yo, so you're a writer, so you don't play mahjong, do you?"
"Well, I seldom play and have no interest in it."
"I just like how reliable you are. These stinky men in the mahjong room are all smokers, alcoholics and gamblers. If it wasn't for making money, they would have been driven away."
Sister Ma has been a widow for two years. Her husband was addicted to smoking, drinking and gambling. He stayed up too late and died of cerebral hemorrhage.
She doesn't like any of the men in the mahjong room. After all, for a woman in her 40s, it's better to be safe in her second spring, and she doesn't want to score three goals.
"Sister Ma, you are too much." Xu Lang said with an awkward smile.
"As expected of a man of culture, he speaks in a gentle manner and sounds very pleasant. I ran into a fool yesterday morning and ran after him and called me auntie. It was so inexplicable that I was so angry that I almost had high blood pressure."
Xu Lang: ...
He didn't dare to say much for fear of being discovered.
Sister Ma turned on the stereo, pulled Xu Lang to her, and said, "Xiao Xu, you're actually a quick learner. You have to get excited about dancing and activate every cell in your body to find the feeling."
"I hope Sister Ma will give you more guidance."
"Practice the eight steps of bouncing first, come, let's go..."
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, hey!"
"Two two three four five six seven eight, hey!"
"Get up, get up, bounce up..."
"Don't be shy, O'Brien Hart."
"That's right, that's right, that's the style."
The 42-year-old Sister Ma is wearing sportswear, showing off her charm to Xu Lang, radiant.
Xu Lang was indeed infected, he learned quickly, and his sense of rhythm was much better than last night.
"The material has been collected successfully, and it has been collected into the category of urban life dramas. You can search for the keyword #中老民侦婚# to extract."
Xu Lang was powerless to complain about the middle-aged and elderly courtship, and he didn't dare to click on the 120-frame micro-expression of Sister Ma, who was staring at him with a smile.
When chatting with Tang Sinuo, he felt that he was still young. It wasn't until he was watched by Sister Ma last night that he realized that he had entered the second half of his life.
During the break, Xu Lang found Tang Sinuo's latest interview video, which should have been recorded last night.
There are five or six people taking care of Tang Sinuo, and her agent is building momentum for her comeback. The last scenes of the previously interrupted movie are being reshot, and they are racing against time to catch up with the Spring Festival schedule.
"When I woke up, it felt like I had experienced the baptism of life and became a brand new me. I hope I can be qualified for more roles in the future, and I also hope more good scripts will come to me."
"I heard that you never used a stand-in, which led to this serious injury. Nowadays, many celebrities are called P-picture babies. In terms of traffic, you are no worse than them." The reporter asked.
"Actually, my athletic cells are pretty good. This time it was an accident. I hope I can keep breaking through and let everyone see that I am improving in every movie. Otherwise, I am sorry for the fans' expectations. Of course, it is not good to be injured and delay the movie."
"Now is the best age in your life, why do you have to work so hard?"
"For the family." Tang Sinuo replied without thinking.
"Does this family include your best friend Ma Ke's younger brother Ma Kai?" The reporter asked gossip.
"He has his family."
Tang Sinuo smiled and solved this problem very cleverly. Ma Kai is her rumored boyfriend, a popular little fresh meat.
Before and after the injury, the brainless fans have been hyping the two CPs, often appearing at the top of the hot search list.
Over the past year, Tang Sinuo's traffic has been maintained by relying on this brain supplement, and the brokerage company has naturally put in effort to fuel the flames.
If Tang Sinuo did not wake up from a long sleep, Huatian Film and Television's investment in her over the years would be in vain. Her current net worth has risen, and it is time to make money.
Xu Lang was in a daze. On the screen, he couldn't see a trace of his wife in this little girl.
Tang Sinuo exuded an aura of confidence all over his body, his dual quotient was super high, and he perfectly avoided the pit dug by the reporter.
The unwillingness and anxiety of my wife in the past are all gone.
"Is she really my wife?"
Xu Lang had to ask himself this.
Sister Ma crossed her legs and knocked on the sunflower seeds.
"You are also chasing stars. I used to like chasing old men, but later I liked young men. I have chased Lu Lu Feng Feng and Kai Kai. Now I think it's not interesting. We are not in the same world, so we should pay more attention to the people around us."
"Sister Ma, let's do it a few more times."
"Okay, when you go to the square to dance, don't pay attention to that Lao Wang. He used to be a second-rate guy with a bad temper. Stay away."
With Sister Ma's guidance and continuous whipping and correction by the system, Xu Lang learned the dance steps of this song after only four or five days of practice.
Move from the last row to the first row, no longer cowering and hiding.
The system has relatively high requirements for him, and the purpose is not fitness, let alone funny, but a very serious stage performance.
Therefore, his temperament is completely different from that of grandpas and aunts. Some onlookers mistakenly think that he is a dance teacher.
Enthusiasm is contagious. Yaya looked at her lively father and learned quickly from behind. Her daughter's talent is also very good.
She temporarily forgot the pain of losing her mother, and she rarely smiled.
The last time Xu Lang saw his daughter smile like this was two years ago when she was only four years old.
He regretted a little, he shouldn't have been so depressed before, he didn't look like a father.
Thinking of this, he jumped even more vigorously, and added some movements learned online.
He also took Sister Ma to rehearse "Selling Abductees" together. He played two roles, and Sister Ma played the role of Teacher Gao. There were people playing against each other, and the progress was much faster.
Sister Ma also said that she would work with Xu Lang in the future to promote the square sketches nationwide and to the world.
Maybe one day she becomes popular, and she can have a show with the little hotties she chases.
"Sister Ma, if I become a director in the future, I will ask you to be a special actor. I think you are quite talented." Xu Lang said jokingly.
"If you are filming a movie, I will definitely be the leading female lead. It will not be a problem for me to sell a house to support you."
No wonder there are so many emotional cheaters in society.
Sister Ma kowtowed melon seeds, and liked Xu Lang more and more.
I feel that with him, my taste has improved a lot. In the past, her life was [-] million, but now it is drama and dance. Who has not pursued advanced pursuits.
On the fifth day, the system had already rewarded Xu Lang with 50 points, and the number of times he was exposed to slippers was also reduced. What he lacked now was the ultimate breakthrough, to perform in public.
As long as the confidence and momentum come up, the lines of "Kangxi Dynasty" should be able to pass the test, and Mr. Zhao's deception can also be raised to a higher level.
These days, I only sleep six hours a day, practice day and night, and gain a lot, but I can't collapse due to nervousness during the interview.
On Saturday night, Xu Lang took his mother and daughter together and took the initiative to tell the dance teacher that he would lead the dance tonight. He would have to take a bus to Jingzhou to prepare for the interview the day after tomorrow, so there was not much time.
"Mom, you can record a whole video for me later."
He had to report the progress to his wife to give her confidence.
Recently, Tang Sinuo has been interviewed every day. The mother on the left and the aunt on the right rarely have time to chat.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu, I'll give you back the 200 yuan, and you don't come to my place in the future." The dance teacher said.
"What do you mean?" Xu Lang asked.
"That Mr. Wang found my dance studio yesterday and almost caused an accident. He said that you were an emotional liar and kidnapped his girlfriend. You also know what he did before."
When the mother heard this, she immediately pulled Xu Lang aside and scolded him.
"What kind of girlfriend? No matter how stressed you are, you can't find someone so old. Noonuo's ashes haven't been buried yet. Why are you so anxious? Have you considered Yaya's feelings?"
"Mom, you misunderstood, she is just my dance partner."
After Xu Lang finished speaking, he walked up to Old Wang and said, "I don't care what you used to do. If you want me to leave the dance team, there is only one way."
"What method, is it harder than a fist?" Old Wang patted the green dragon tattoo on his arm.
"It's getting old, and I want to go in for the elderly, what age is it, let's wash this snake quickly."
Old Wang: ...
"Then...then what do you want?"
"How many years have you been learning dance?" Xu Lang asked.
"Three years."
"I've only been studying for six days, let's dance, losers get out."
Xu Lang was full of momentum, and his mother was shocked by his son's recent state.
In the past, he couldn't beat a boring fart with a stick, but now he dares to dance with the old hooligan in public.
(End of this chapter)
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