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Chapter 169 On water, I have never been afraid of anyone

Chapter 169 On water, I have never been afraid of anyone

It was beyond the expectations of some reincarnators and within the expectations of most reincarnators.Without any resistance or fighting, these giant water swords hit Xie Kai hard.

The energy contained in the water sword erupted, and the explosion soared into the sky, gradually spreading in all directions in a circular shape.The splashes of water did not fall in the air, but gradually condensed into beautiful water polo.

Under the sunlight projected by the rising sun in the east, the water polo floating in the sky reflects colorful and charming light.

"Is that the end?"

"It seems that we overestimated that young man. After all, no matter how strong a team is, there are still shortcomings."

"What do the people in Team 6 want to do now?"

"Probably to celebrate? Or to show us your strength through live broadcast?"

"Haha, although his 'Moon Spirit Listening Sword Technique' is good, he is not the strongest among our teams."

Just now when water splashed all over the sky because of the explosion, Fei Yepiao's expression was slightly startled, but soon he returned to his expressionless state.

It's a pity that the live broadcast screen processed the appearance of the two of them, and no one could see the abnormal change in his expression.

After that, Fei Yepiao kept the same posture, motionless in the air.

"Thank you, all the members of the Monster Council and all the high-level officials in the United States have agreed to cooperate with us."

Xie Kai manipulated the water escape and used the principle of refraction to completely cover up his figure.Hearing the voice in his mind, he smiled silently: "Xiao Ai, your speed is very fast."

In the spacious oval hall, Eske looked at the politicians sitting at the conference table who were smiling flatteringly at him and said with a smile: "Of course, these big shots are very aware of current affairs."

"Oh? Really? How do you do it?"

"It's very simple. In front of them, I restored a female congresswoman who is over 80 years old to her 20-year-old appearance."

"that's it?"

"Oh, in order to prevent some important people from having inappropriate thoughts, I turned the beautiful girl into an old lady in front of them."

Xie Kai shrugged: "It sounds complicated."

"Yeah," Eske turned to look at this group of politicians who were all much younger. "I'm starting to miss other gods. Otherwise, you could just stare. Why bother?"

Xie Kai just wanted to curse the Lord God a few words, but he seemed to feel a bit of coolness flashing between his legs in a trance, he clicked his mouth, and immediately changed the subject: "Did Smith upload it?"

Wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, Ren Qingling, who is full of intellectual beauty, is at the highest military command center of the US government.Looking at the correspondent in front of him, after uploading the program, he reached out and patted the other person's shoulder, pursed his lips and smiled: "Report to the boss, everything is OK!"

The correspondent suddenly turned red.

Well, she's a lesbian.

"Agent Smith", still a level II intelligence.There is no way, considering the daily work, the white queen and the black queen are handy, so Xie Kai has no motivation to upgrade the intelligent AI level.

The production of "Agent Smith" was prepared for this reincarnation brawl, but I didn't expect it to be actually used.

"Boss, Agent Smith is reporting to you!"

Listening to the magnetic voice in his mind, Xie Kai couldn't help but see King Elrond's face before his eyes.Shaking his head, Xie Kai said in a deep voice, "Hello, agent, have you invaded all the satellite systems of this earth?"

"The technological level of this world is at least ten generations lower than mine, so it only took me 1.7 seconds to hack all the satellites, and the Internet of this earth is now in your hands, boss!"

"Very good, send a communication satellite with the fastest broadband network speed, and broadcast everything that happens here to the whole world."

"Report to the boss, there are fifteen satellites from different countries in the sky above your head, including three communication satellites, are they all activated?"

"Enable." Xie Kai pursed his lips, "Love, can you guarantee that the network will not be cut off manually during the live broadcast?"

"Of course, no problem, dear." Esk casually snapped his fingers, and immediately the politicians took out their mobile phones and frantically dialed the number. "From now on, the scene you want to play will appear on all Internet screens around the world. .”

"Very good!" Xie laughed, "Then let the fun begin!"

In the live broadcast interface, some people are already feeling bored. After all, no matter how big the scene is, no matter how good the special effects are, and no matter how handsome the appearance is, if you keep this posture motionless for several minutes, no one can stand it.

"I said this battle is not over yet?"

"Is it possible that the young man is still resisting?"

"It's possible. After all, there has been no reminder that the battle is over."

"Damn, Lord God, you took the camera to shoot the bottom of the sea, what do you mean by just shooting at a person, he has an affair with you?"

[Member No. 5 of the "Devil Is Smiling" reincarnation team was banned for fifty hours because his speech was vulgar or inappropriate.]

The live broadcast interface is full of "..."

Immediately afterwards: "The Lord God is mighty!" "The Lord God is great!" "The Lord God is huge, I love you!" "The Lord God, daddy, I want to have a monkey with you..."

The live broadcast interface has once again returned to a warm and positive atmosphere.

Just when everyone flattered the Lord God, the calm sea began to change.The windless sea began to set off monstrous waves, the turbulent waves converged towards the center, and gradually a giant water column rose from the sea.

As the highly concentrated [-]-meter-thick water column lifted into the air, the coastline continued to recede, revealing the muddy bottom and innocent fish slapping their tails.

The water column rose higher and higher, and finally surpassed Feiyepiao, and then began to slowly deform.Two thinner water jets protruded from the top, and the water jets themselves began to compress and become smoother.

The water spheres floating in mid-air also shifted accordingly, refracting colorful rays of light onto the water column.

After slowly turning twice with the water column, it finally stopped.Only then did everyone see what it was, holding a microphone in one hand and comparing it to V.

"Uh... is this buddy planning to take advantage of the live broadcast to show off his talent?"

"This seems to be a solution. I suggest the Lord to enable the gift-rewarding function."

[No. 4 members of the reincarnation team "can you not fight", put forward constructive suggestions, and get a 20% increase in rewards for this reincarnation battle BUFF]

There is another "..." on the live broadcast interface

Weixing frowned tightly: "Lengxue, Bei Lengxue!"

"What are you doing?" A clear female voice sounded from the communicator, "I'm rushing to save Guozu and Xiaoye."

"Nothing else, just a question, does Vice Captain Fei Yepiao have a hobby of singing KTV?"

"Huh? Just because he's tone deaf, go to KTV? Oh my God!" Bei Lengxue rolled her eyes, "Captain, don't bother me with such small things in the future, OK?"

Weixing looked at the sign of the pinched microphone on the live broadcast screen, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Beneath that mark, protruded a platform made of solidified water.Fei Ye fluttered over and landed lightly on it, the long sword in her hand flew out in the air, with her back slanted behind her.

Then his hands trembled, and several faint mist appeared, condensing into a crystal clear guitar in his hands.

"Damn, are you serious?"

"I don't know why, but I still have a little expectation."

"Yeah, yeah, although I can't see his face clearly, but his figure is not bad. After all, he is a cultivator, so his voice is probably not too bad."

"Tsk tsk, look at his proficiency, I usually don't know how many girls I have met in the real world with this trick!"

"Isn't it impossible to use abilities in the real world?"

"You're stupid, and you don't force me. What are you afraid of?"

"Sure enough, there is no limit to learning, and today I made another move with the great theologian!"

With a dry cough, Fei Yepiao lightly wiped the water guitar with her fingers, and several crisp sounds spread throughout the world.

That's right, the moment he stood on the platform, the steel puppet "Boss" carried ten cameras on its shoulders, all of which were aimed at Fei Ye Piao.

And all the screens in the world that are powered on, connected to the Internet, and turned on, whether they are mobile phones, computers, tablets, or televisions, all have Fei Yepiao's sultry appearance.

For a moment, the whole earth was quiet. Whether it was shock or expectation, everyone's eyes were on this young man in Taoist robes with a mosaic on his face.

Xie Kai still left a trace of the bottom line and did not reveal Fei Yepiao's face.

Everyone's ears were waiting for the first sound this young man would make.

Living up to everyone's expectations, Fei Yepiao opened her mouth along with the slow music:
"... Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang, on a starry night..."

"puff……"

Everyone sprayed, whether they had something in their mouth or not.

"I bet, this song... sounds a bit familiar?"

"Yeah, I also feel like I've heard it, it seems to be sung in some cartoon..."

"But even if the sound has been processed, why is the tone so weird?"

"Is it rap?"

Before everyone could react from the shock, Fei Yepiao changed another song.

"...the flower in my heart, I want to take you home... come, draw a rainbow with me on the left, and draw a dragon on your right..."

"vomit……"

This time, everyone really had nothing to spray, so they had to vomit.

After the live broadcast interface was quiet for more than ten seconds, a survivor finally sent out a barrage tremblingly: "I think he just sings badly!"

Of course, the reincarnators don’t know that when Fei Ye Piao sang the first sentence, 50% of the people in the world had already dropped their mobile phones, and before the second song was finished, 70% of the TVs and computers The screen has been retired early.

During their lifetime, they encountered vomit, slippers, beer bottles, baseball bats, fists and toilet seats...

After finishing the second song, Fei Yepiao looked a little unfinished, casually throwing the water guitar outward, and then a water column as thick as an arm rose in front of him.

Fei Yepiao stretched out her hand to rest on the compressed water column, shook her waist, and reached out to touch her Taoist robe.

"Bah..."

With the sound of clothes being torn, Weixing grabbed his heart, foamed at the mouth and passed out.

[Warning, due to vulgarity and pornographic violations in the live broadcast, this live broadcast will be suspended urgently]

Looking at the live broadcast in a black screen state, some reincarnated people who had already taken out their tissues wailed.

However, there are still 30% of the TV screens in the world that saw this tumultuous dance.

Xie Kai, who was hiding at the bottom of the sea, was already rolling on the ground laughing, and when he didn't pay attention, a mouthful of seawater poured in, almost choking him to death.

"When it comes to water, I've never been afraid of anyone."

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