infinite factory system
Chapter 202 Ten Thousand Bats Selling KTV
Chapter 202 Ten Thousand Bats Selling KTV
When Li Xun stepped deeply into the bat feces, he knew he had been cheated.However, in order to maintain his stalwart image when he first entered the cave, he suppressed screaming and tried to walk inside while turning his head backwards, preparing to remind everyone to be careful.
Then he saw the picture, almost made his nose crooked.
Xie Kai and the other four were all floating three inches above the ground. Looking carefully, they found a thin black disc under their feet.
It was an iron plate temporarily condensed by Xie Kai.
Faxiang and Fashan should have been secretly reminded by Xie Kai, so they shrank to the back of the line and did not step in.As for Yan Hong, Xie Kai, who had always had no resistance to beauties, hugged her directly in his arms.
Lu Xueqi snorted unkindly, and Zeng Shushu and Lin Jingyu immediately distanced themselves from her, fearing that they would encounter unwarranted disasters.Yan Hong was hugged by Xie Kai suddenly, but she didn't get angry at all, instead she smiled sweetly: "Thank you, brother."
"Sister, you're being polite. We are all in the same line of righteousness and help each other, as it should be."
Xie Kai hugged Yan Hong shamelessly, didn't even look at Li Xun whose face was already livid, bypassed him and quickly flew into the cave.
Lu Xueqi still had a frosty face, the appearance of an iceberg beauty, and flew up after her.
Zeng Shushu nodded apologetically at Li Xun, signaling Lin Jingyu to leave with him.
Faxiang held up the "Turning Back Bead", enveloped himself and Fashan in it, and stepped forward, a layer of faint golden light emerged from under his feet, firmly supporting the two of them on the layer of dirt.
"Senior brother Li, it really happened suddenly, and the little monk didn't know the danger ahead, so he didn't speak up to remind me. I hope senior brother Li is not to blame."
Although Fa Xiang said so, Li Xun always felt that he seemed to be gloating when he saw his expression.
Li Xun forced a smile: "Senior Brother Faxiang, you are being polite. It's all because of my low morals, and I fell into the villain's tricks."
As for who the villain Li Xun is talking about is self-evident.
Although Faxiang and Fashan were supported by the golden glow, they would not step into the filth, but their speed was not fast, and Li Xun even gritted his teeth and struggled to move forward.
After the three of them walked out of this filth that they would never forget for a lifetime, they found that Xie Kai and the others had long since disappeared.After tidying up a bit, Li Xun hurriedly followed Fa Xiang into the cave.
I don't know how long I walked like this, passing through the long cave, and suddenly found a white glow in front of me.Taking a closer look, I found that it was Xie Kai and the others.
At this moment, Yan Hong and Lu Xueqi stood on both sides of Xie Kai, neither of them spoke.And Zeng Shushu and Lin Jingyu were surrounding a big rock, looking at something carefully.
It was a huge stone tablet with four golden characters written on it: "The way of heaven is with me"!
Li Xun snorted coldly, and said angrily, "Evil cult monsters dare to pretend to be heaven."
Xie Kai, who had been closing his eyes in deep thought, opened his eyes and said impatiently: "I wrote this word, so what? Does Senior Brother Li have any opinions?"
"you?"
Li Xun and Fa Xiang were all taken aback, Fa Xiang frowned and said: "When I came here, I heard that in this cave, such a stone tablet was indeed set up by the Demon Sect 800 years ago, and was later struck by my righteous immortal with great supernatural powers." Cut it open. Why today, this stele was written by Junior Brother Xie?"
Xie Kai stepped forward, patted the stele and said, "That's right, there is such a stele, I think it's a pity that it just fell down like this, so I reshaped it. By the way, the four steles on the stele Not only was the writing ugly, but the color was red, which was too unlucky, so I changed it to gold. What do you think, does it look better this way?"
Looking at the four golden characters, um, I took a quick look at the flamboyant and flying phoenix dancing, and looked carefully, only to find that these four characters were extremely ugly.
Combined with the dim cave, the golden light is shining, which is quite... an indescribable feeling.
It's like when you pass by a barber shop on the street, a small pink lamp is on in the shop, and a waitress in simple clothes is stretching out her hand to call you in.After you go in, she locks the door and turns off the lights, then turns on the desk lamp to teach you advanced mathematics...
Looking at the expressions of Fa Xiang and others, Xie Kai shrugged: "Okay, I know gold is a bit vulgar, but fortunately I was prepared."
As he spoke, he snapped his fingers, and the four big characters "Heaven is with me" immediately changed into... silver!
The silver light flashes, not because the laser beam shoots out to the surroundings, forming dots of stars.
Xie Kai spread his hands: "How is it, is there a fairy family atmosphere this time?"
Everyone: "..."
"Not yet?" Xie Kai snapped his fingers again, this time turning purple, "What about this?"
The crowd was silent.
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple... After changing the colors, Xie Kai sighed helplessly when he saw everyone's constipated expressions: "It seems that you are not satisfied? Well, I must admit that your taste is indeed a bit It's tricky. But I can't help it, I still have a big killer..."
Come on, this time Xie Kai didn't snap his fingers, but clapped his hands twice.
Hearing the sound of a series of metal gears turning "click, click", I saw several huge black square-shaped objects popping up on the left and right sides of the huge stone tablet.
Above everyone's heads, the rock wall separated to the left and right, and a ball that seemed to be composed of countless mirrors fell. Rows of round objects also protruded from the corners around the cave.
There was a small hole in the ground in front of the stele, a black stick like a bamboo stick sticking out, and a thing like a mallet hung on it.
Xie Kai stepped forward, picked up the "stick", tapped the ground with his toes, and trembled all over his body: "One, two, three, come and die..."
The deafening music made everyone shiver, and the dazzling neon lights flashed along with the beat, making everyone unable to open their eyes.
"...Dear little sister, please don't cry, I will take you home where is your home..."
No matter what other people's expressions are, Xie Kai is already excited.
Looking at Xie Kai, who looked like a living maggot, twisting and twisting with the microphone in his arms, everyone felt pain in their eggs, stomach, and then extended to prostate pain, endocrine pain...
In the end, Dharma Xiang, who had the most powerful magic power among them, was the first to break Xie Kai's "spiritual pollution". He walked forward with difficulty and said with a forced smile: "Junior brother Xie..."
"Senior Brother Faxiang also wants to sing a song? No problem, go over there and request a song first!"
"No, Junior Brother Xie, what I mean is..."
"Oh, you don't know how to order songs, right? Look at my brain, what brother wants to sing, say, I'll order it for you."
Fa Xiang grabbed Xie Kai and said quickly, "I think the first golden light is the best."
Xie Kai frowned and said, "Really? Where are the other brothers?"
Faxiang glared fiercely, and everyone nodded at the same time: "That's right, for comparison, it's still the most high-end and high-end gold!"
"That's right, that's right, once you're in that golden light, your whole body feels a lot warmer!"
"In such a dark cave, such a golden light is needed to dispel the darkness!"
Seeing everyone's sincere expressions, clear eyes, and heartfelt confession, Xie Kai finally understood everyone's intentions, put away this dazzling equipment, and made the stele glow golden again.
"call……"
Everyone exhaled at the same time. For some reason, they felt that the golden light was so beautiful, so charming, so beautiful!
After finally coming back to his senses, Dharma Prime Minister said seriously: "Junior brother Xie Kai, could it be that you have been to Kongsang Mountain before?"
"I came here two years ago, and after that, I would find time to come here twice a month. Otherwise, how could I convert this place into a KTV."
"What?" Everyone looked at each other, Lin Jingyu weakly raised his hand and said, "Didn't we, Qingyun, not allow our disciples to go down the mountain without permission?"
Xie Kai spread his hands: "If you don't let the old men know, it's not considered as going down the mountain privately."
"Okay!" The innocent Lin Jingyu smacked his lips and stopped talking.
Li Xun frowned and said, "Since Junior Brother Xie comes here often, what's the matter with the Demon Cult monsters gathering again?"
"I don't know," Xie Kai said with an innocent face, "In the past two years, I have slaughtered all the outsiders who approached here and fed them to bats. God knows who spread the news of the Demon Cult gathering here."
Zeng Shushu's eyes widened: "Junior brother, you clearly know that there are no demon cultists here, why did you agree to take us down the mountain?"
Xie Kai stared: "Nonsense, travel at public expense, killing demons and demons, what a good excuse, it's not for nothing."
Zeng Shushu and Lin Jingyu almost fainted when the smell of blood hit them.
Xie Kai slapped his head: "By the way, before you go back to the mountain, you all signed the invoice to prove that we did spend so much money this time, so that I can go back to the old men for reimbursement."
Zeng Shushu suppressed the turbid air in his chest and forced a smile: "I wonder how much junior brother is going to reimburse you this time?"
"No more, no more," Xie Kai took out a large handful of notes from nowhere, read them one by one, and nodded, "That's 3508 million taels..."
Before he finished speaking, Zeng Shushu fainted.
Faxiang looked at Xie Kai dumbfounded, while Li Xun said with a gloomy face, "Junior Brother Xie, this matter is of great importance, so don't joke about it."
"I never joke about big things. If you don't believe me, you can search freely in this cave..."
Before Xie Kai could finish speaking, a middle-aged man with a wretched face poked his head out from a hole next to the stele, and said cautiously: "Boss, did I bother you? I just came to ask, do you need a fruit plate drink?" "
Looking at this middle-aged man who didn't look like a good person at first glance, everyone blinked and looked at Xie Kai in unison.Xie Kai's expression was very calm: "Don't get me wrong, this is the general manager of KTV KTV in Kongsang Mountain."
The middle-aged man who was originally called "Nian Lao Da" clasped his hands and said with a smile: "It's fine for all distinguished guests to call me old. If there is anything you need to mention as soon as possible, we guarantee to meet all your needs."
He paused for a moment and said with a smile: "Of course, it's all legitimate needs. We are a regular club, and we don't have those vulgar, vulgar and kitsch bad services."
Before Manager Nian finished speaking, a beautiful woman who still had charm walked past him with her waist twisted, saluted Xie Kai and said: "Boss, would you like to order Miss Mimi today?"
"Mimi?"
Everyone looked at Xie Kai again, Lu Xueqi's beautiful eyes contained fatal murderous intent, and her hand was already touching the "Tianya" divine sword behind her.
Xie Kai hurriedly explained: "Manager Wang is really good at joking. Let me introduce him. This is General Manager Wang of the Necromancer Foot Spa Club next door. Its main purpose is to provide guests with formal services such as massage and foot therapy. It is definitely not what you imagined." !"
(End of this chapter)
When Li Xun stepped deeply into the bat feces, he knew he had been cheated.However, in order to maintain his stalwart image when he first entered the cave, he suppressed screaming and tried to walk inside while turning his head backwards, preparing to remind everyone to be careful.
Then he saw the picture, almost made his nose crooked.
Xie Kai and the other four were all floating three inches above the ground. Looking carefully, they found a thin black disc under their feet.
It was an iron plate temporarily condensed by Xie Kai.
Faxiang and Fashan should have been secretly reminded by Xie Kai, so they shrank to the back of the line and did not step in.As for Yan Hong, Xie Kai, who had always had no resistance to beauties, hugged her directly in his arms.
Lu Xueqi snorted unkindly, and Zeng Shushu and Lin Jingyu immediately distanced themselves from her, fearing that they would encounter unwarranted disasters.Yan Hong was hugged by Xie Kai suddenly, but she didn't get angry at all, instead she smiled sweetly: "Thank you, brother."
"Sister, you're being polite. We are all in the same line of righteousness and help each other, as it should be."
Xie Kai hugged Yan Hong shamelessly, didn't even look at Li Xun whose face was already livid, bypassed him and quickly flew into the cave.
Lu Xueqi still had a frosty face, the appearance of an iceberg beauty, and flew up after her.
Zeng Shushu nodded apologetically at Li Xun, signaling Lin Jingyu to leave with him.
Faxiang held up the "Turning Back Bead", enveloped himself and Fashan in it, and stepped forward, a layer of faint golden light emerged from under his feet, firmly supporting the two of them on the layer of dirt.
"Senior brother Li, it really happened suddenly, and the little monk didn't know the danger ahead, so he didn't speak up to remind me. I hope senior brother Li is not to blame."
Although Fa Xiang said so, Li Xun always felt that he seemed to be gloating when he saw his expression.
Li Xun forced a smile: "Senior Brother Faxiang, you are being polite. It's all because of my low morals, and I fell into the villain's tricks."
As for who the villain Li Xun is talking about is self-evident.
Although Faxiang and Fashan were supported by the golden glow, they would not step into the filth, but their speed was not fast, and Li Xun even gritted his teeth and struggled to move forward.
After the three of them walked out of this filth that they would never forget for a lifetime, they found that Xie Kai and the others had long since disappeared.After tidying up a bit, Li Xun hurriedly followed Fa Xiang into the cave.
I don't know how long I walked like this, passing through the long cave, and suddenly found a white glow in front of me.Taking a closer look, I found that it was Xie Kai and the others.
At this moment, Yan Hong and Lu Xueqi stood on both sides of Xie Kai, neither of them spoke.And Zeng Shushu and Lin Jingyu were surrounding a big rock, looking at something carefully.
It was a huge stone tablet with four golden characters written on it: "The way of heaven is with me"!
Li Xun snorted coldly, and said angrily, "Evil cult monsters dare to pretend to be heaven."
Xie Kai, who had been closing his eyes in deep thought, opened his eyes and said impatiently: "I wrote this word, so what? Does Senior Brother Li have any opinions?"
"you?"
Li Xun and Fa Xiang were all taken aback, Fa Xiang frowned and said: "When I came here, I heard that in this cave, such a stone tablet was indeed set up by the Demon Sect 800 years ago, and was later struck by my righteous immortal with great supernatural powers." Cut it open. Why today, this stele was written by Junior Brother Xie?"
Xie Kai stepped forward, patted the stele and said, "That's right, there is such a stele, I think it's a pity that it just fell down like this, so I reshaped it. By the way, the four steles on the stele Not only was the writing ugly, but the color was red, which was too unlucky, so I changed it to gold. What do you think, does it look better this way?"
Looking at the four golden characters, um, I took a quick look at the flamboyant and flying phoenix dancing, and looked carefully, only to find that these four characters were extremely ugly.
Combined with the dim cave, the golden light is shining, which is quite... an indescribable feeling.
It's like when you pass by a barber shop on the street, a small pink lamp is on in the shop, and a waitress in simple clothes is stretching out her hand to call you in.After you go in, she locks the door and turns off the lights, then turns on the desk lamp to teach you advanced mathematics...
Looking at the expressions of Fa Xiang and others, Xie Kai shrugged: "Okay, I know gold is a bit vulgar, but fortunately I was prepared."
As he spoke, he snapped his fingers, and the four big characters "Heaven is with me" immediately changed into... silver!
The silver light flashes, not because the laser beam shoots out to the surroundings, forming dots of stars.
Xie Kai spread his hands: "How is it, is there a fairy family atmosphere this time?"
Everyone: "..."
"Not yet?" Xie Kai snapped his fingers again, this time turning purple, "What about this?"
The crowd was silent.
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple... After changing the colors, Xie Kai sighed helplessly when he saw everyone's constipated expressions: "It seems that you are not satisfied? Well, I must admit that your taste is indeed a bit It's tricky. But I can't help it, I still have a big killer..."
Come on, this time Xie Kai didn't snap his fingers, but clapped his hands twice.
Hearing the sound of a series of metal gears turning "click, click", I saw several huge black square-shaped objects popping up on the left and right sides of the huge stone tablet.
Above everyone's heads, the rock wall separated to the left and right, and a ball that seemed to be composed of countless mirrors fell. Rows of round objects also protruded from the corners around the cave.
There was a small hole in the ground in front of the stele, a black stick like a bamboo stick sticking out, and a thing like a mallet hung on it.
Xie Kai stepped forward, picked up the "stick", tapped the ground with his toes, and trembled all over his body: "One, two, three, come and die..."
The deafening music made everyone shiver, and the dazzling neon lights flashed along with the beat, making everyone unable to open their eyes.
"...Dear little sister, please don't cry, I will take you home where is your home..."
No matter what other people's expressions are, Xie Kai is already excited.
Looking at Xie Kai, who looked like a living maggot, twisting and twisting with the microphone in his arms, everyone felt pain in their eggs, stomach, and then extended to prostate pain, endocrine pain...
In the end, Dharma Xiang, who had the most powerful magic power among them, was the first to break Xie Kai's "spiritual pollution". He walked forward with difficulty and said with a forced smile: "Junior brother Xie..."
"Senior Brother Faxiang also wants to sing a song? No problem, go over there and request a song first!"
"No, Junior Brother Xie, what I mean is..."
"Oh, you don't know how to order songs, right? Look at my brain, what brother wants to sing, say, I'll order it for you."
Fa Xiang grabbed Xie Kai and said quickly, "I think the first golden light is the best."
Xie Kai frowned and said, "Really? Where are the other brothers?"
Faxiang glared fiercely, and everyone nodded at the same time: "That's right, for comparison, it's still the most high-end and high-end gold!"
"That's right, that's right, once you're in that golden light, your whole body feels a lot warmer!"
"In such a dark cave, such a golden light is needed to dispel the darkness!"
Seeing everyone's sincere expressions, clear eyes, and heartfelt confession, Xie Kai finally understood everyone's intentions, put away this dazzling equipment, and made the stele glow golden again.
"call……"
Everyone exhaled at the same time. For some reason, they felt that the golden light was so beautiful, so charming, so beautiful!
After finally coming back to his senses, Dharma Prime Minister said seriously: "Junior brother Xie Kai, could it be that you have been to Kongsang Mountain before?"
"I came here two years ago, and after that, I would find time to come here twice a month. Otherwise, how could I convert this place into a KTV."
"What?" Everyone looked at each other, Lin Jingyu weakly raised his hand and said, "Didn't we, Qingyun, not allow our disciples to go down the mountain without permission?"
Xie Kai spread his hands: "If you don't let the old men know, it's not considered as going down the mountain privately."
"Okay!" The innocent Lin Jingyu smacked his lips and stopped talking.
Li Xun frowned and said, "Since Junior Brother Xie comes here often, what's the matter with the Demon Cult monsters gathering again?"
"I don't know," Xie Kai said with an innocent face, "In the past two years, I have slaughtered all the outsiders who approached here and fed them to bats. God knows who spread the news of the Demon Cult gathering here."
Zeng Shushu's eyes widened: "Junior brother, you clearly know that there are no demon cultists here, why did you agree to take us down the mountain?"
Xie Kai stared: "Nonsense, travel at public expense, killing demons and demons, what a good excuse, it's not for nothing."
Zeng Shushu and Lin Jingyu almost fainted when the smell of blood hit them.
Xie Kai slapped his head: "By the way, before you go back to the mountain, you all signed the invoice to prove that we did spend so much money this time, so that I can go back to the old men for reimbursement."
Zeng Shushu suppressed the turbid air in his chest and forced a smile: "I wonder how much junior brother is going to reimburse you this time?"
"No more, no more," Xie Kai took out a large handful of notes from nowhere, read them one by one, and nodded, "That's 3508 million taels..."
Before he finished speaking, Zeng Shushu fainted.
Faxiang looked at Xie Kai dumbfounded, while Li Xun said with a gloomy face, "Junior Brother Xie, this matter is of great importance, so don't joke about it."
"I never joke about big things. If you don't believe me, you can search freely in this cave..."
Before Xie Kai could finish speaking, a middle-aged man with a wretched face poked his head out from a hole next to the stele, and said cautiously: "Boss, did I bother you? I just came to ask, do you need a fruit plate drink?" "
Looking at this middle-aged man who didn't look like a good person at first glance, everyone blinked and looked at Xie Kai in unison.Xie Kai's expression was very calm: "Don't get me wrong, this is the general manager of KTV KTV in Kongsang Mountain."
The middle-aged man who was originally called "Nian Lao Da" clasped his hands and said with a smile: "It's fine for all distinguished guests to call me old. If there is anything you need to mention as soon as possible, we guarantee to meet all your needs."
He paused for a moment and said with a smile: "Of course, it's all legitimate needs. We are a regular club, and we don't have those vulgar, vulgar and kitsch bad services."
Before Manager Nian finished speaking, a beautiful woman who still had charm walked past him with her waist twisted, saluted Xie Kai and said: "Boss, would you like to order Miss Mimi today?"
"Mimi?"
Everyone looked at Xie Kai again, Lu Xueqi's beautiful eyes contained fatal murderous intent, and her hand was already touching the "Tianya" divine sword behind her.
Xie Kai hurriedly explained: "Manager Wang is really good at joking. Let me introduce him. This is General Manager Wang of the Necromancer Foot Spa Club next door. Its main purpose is to provide guests with formal services such as massage and foot therapy. It is definitely not what you imagined." !"
(End of this chapter)
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