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Chapter 75 The Lord of the Rings Meeting (9) ([-], the fourth update added for "Dumplings Wrapped with the Sun")

With the arrival of the dwarf representatives, the first and possibly last "Medium-Earth Tripartite Representatives Discussion Conference on the Disposal of the Lord of the Rings" finally... opened in a very low-key manner.

There is no way, the Lord of the Rings is too hot a thing, and no one dares to publicize it in a big way, so as not to be targeted by Mordor and Sauron.

The people attending the meeting were the same as in the movie. In fact, Gandalf and Aragorn wanted to invite Xie Kai to participate, but King Elrond sternly refused.

King Elrond has been feeling very uncomfortable recently. First of all, his favorite good girl Arwen has suddenly changed her temperament recently. She comes to ask for living expenses whenever she has nothing to do.

Secondly, my own soldiers have also been acting strangely recently, especially Ulysses. One day he offered him a bottle of facial cleanser and said that he had too many blackheads on the tip of his nose. He was so angry that he kicked him out on the spot. .

What's even more frightening is that the old guys in the tribe who are about the same generation as him, or even taller, are also acting abnormally. It is said that Xie Kai once visited them, causing them to come and complain about why they didn't pass Alwen's. Exclusive Sales Program.

Finally, there is the troublesome matter of the Lord of the Rings.

In short, King Elrond felt that there were fires everywhere in his home and outside, and he couldn't handle it with his busy schedule.The reason is because of the arrival of Xie Kai and the Black Mountain Chamber of Commerce. Without them, Rivendell would still be able to maintain its original life for thousands of years.

Therefore, King Elrond wanted to expel Xie Kai immediately, how could he agree to let him join this meeting.

Sitting on the seat, King Elrond, who hadn't had a good rest for several days, rubbed his forehead tiredly.Suddenly he found that the meeting was very quiet, and there was no such fierce quarrel as he expected.

Impossible, there is a magic ring on the stone table.And it's not an ordinary Lord of the Rings, but the Supreme Lord of the Rings.

It’s okay if the dwarves are stupid, don’t you humans and wood elves want it?

Come on, don't be polite, expose your greedy heart, and snatch the Lord of the Rings away quickly. Rivendell doesn't want to keep this hot potato in his hands for a moment.

King Elrond opened his eyes suspiciously, and found that all the participants were staring at him to the right in dumbfounded.He followed his line of sight curiously, but was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

I saw that beside his throne, a tall rectangular LCD screen was erected at some point, and a commercial film starring Aragorn was playing on it.

A desolate, gray plain is covered with bones.Countless ugly and disgusting orcs, waving simple weapons, howling and rushing towards the camera accompanied by a burst of intense and intense BGM.

Then the camera pulls back to reveal Aragorn himself.I saw that his face was full of vicissitudes, messy hair, messy beard, and the armor on his body was stained with blood. He looked exhausted.But looking up at the half-orc who rushed up, he still raised the long sword that had a gap, and greeted him without fear.

Immediately after the screen went black, a line of large white characters was printed: "Brave fighters, even in the face of the most dangerous enemy, must go forward bravely!"

Then the screen turned, and a clear stream was flowing.Aragorn's upper body was naked, revealing his strong and well-developed muscles. He walked into the stream exhausted, bent down and picked up a handful of clear water and splashed it on his face.

The BGM also changed to a light and relaxing style, and a line of font appeared at the bottom of the screen: "But no matter how strong a man is, he also needs a moment of rest and maintenance!"

Then the BGM changed again, and a pleasant-sounding whistle variation sounded.Along with this naughty BGM, Aragorn smeared thick foam on his cheeks, took out a razor, and started shaving towards the camera.

The camera moved forward, and a close-up picture of the razor shaving the beard began, with subtitles beside it: "The blade is tempered", "Close to the skin, so that the beard has nowhere to escape"...

Then there is a close-up of hair washing: "Hair care and anti-dandruff, let you get rid of hair loss", "Refreshing, let the women who love you love you more"...

Then there is a close-up of the shower gel washing the upper body: "Wash away your tiredness and make you feel relaxed", "Don't take the dust outside, bring it home"...

When the camera finally turned around, Aragorn, who had been completely new, had his hair washed clean, his chin was extremely smooth, his skin was refreshed, he was wearing a handsome windbreaker, and he was riding on a tall black horse. He pointed his thumb at the camera: "Man, too. Be nice to yourself!"

After finishing speaking, pulling the rein, the black horse raised its front hooves, neighed in the air, and galloped towards the distant sunset.

As he went away, the camera gradually stretched and turned black, and finally two lines of characters appeared: "Produced by the Black Mountain Chamber of Commerce, only to show the best side of men!"

After the commercial ended, there were photos of Aragon posing with various products. After a few tens of seconds, the commercial began to loop again.

After watching the commercial, everyone looked at Aragorn with weird eyes, and Aragorn's face was flushed, and he didn't dare to pull his head out of his arms. If there was a crack in the ground, he could get in.

He really didn't expect that he just posed a few poses in front of a piece of green cloth according to Xie Kai's instructions, and it turned out like this in the end?
Thank you, is this guy a magician?
King Elrond, who was so angry that he could hardly speak, pointed at the display screen and said angrily: "This... who put this in?"

The guards at the venue looked at each other, and said in a low voice, "His Royal Highness Arwen ordered it to be placed here last night."

That's right, according to Alvin's order, these guards moved here and put them here.There is no way, each of them has a set of the latest cleaning spree, and these loyal elf guards are bought.

Hearing that his daughter had done a good deed, King Elrond's eyes were darkened, and he almost fainted. With trembling hands, he said angrily, "Move away for me, move away quickly!"

Seeing that the boss Longyan was furious, the guilty guards hurriedly resisted the monitors and fled the venue quickly.

Although the display screen is gone, everyone's eyes still haven't moved away from Aragorn.The dwarf, Jin Peng, leaned on the axe, and hummed, "I never thought that you, Aragorn, a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would betray the revolution and become a woman like an elf."

If such words were said before, it would definitely cause a serious diplomatic conflict between the dwarves and the elves.However, everyone who heard Jin Pei's words today nodded in unison.Even the super handsome guy Legolas asked: "Aragorn, what brand of shampoo are you using? It seems to be much better than my homemade shampoo."

After hearing the words, everyone looked at Legolas' long flowing hair, and at Aragorn's shoulder-length hair like a waterfall, and they all said that Aragorn's hair was better, darker and brighter.

Seeing that King Elrond's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, almost on the verge of eruption, Gandalf coughed hard and drew everyone's attention to the Lord of the Rings.

The follow-up development is almost the same as the plot in the movie. For the ownership of the Lord of the Rings, Gondor, the elves, and the dwarves are at odds with each other.

"It's finally arguing!"

King Elrond breathed a sigh of relief. He looked serious on the surface, but he was already in the mode of watching a show in his heart.

After a fierce quarrel, and after Legolas exposed Aragorn's life experience, Frodo, who was tempted by the Lord of the Rings, stood up and took the responsibility of escorting the Lord of the Rings to Mordor.

Inspired by Frodo's spirit of self-sacrifice, Aragorn, Golden Thunder, Legolas, and Boromo, the eldest son of the regent of Gondor, also stepped forward and expressed their intention to escort Frodo to Mount Doom.

If according to the plot of the movie, King Elrond stood up at this time, highly praised Frodo's spirit of self-risk for the majority of the people in Middle-earth, and encouraged other members of the Fellowship of the Ring, then the Lord of the Rings could successfully leave Switzerland. Wendell.

In fact, this is indeed the case in the original plot. In the evening after the meeting, Frodo and his party set off.

It can be seen from this that King Elrond's treacherous and cunning, without Rivendell paying one person, one food and one money, he even easily sent the hot potato of the Lord of the Rings out of Rivendell.

Unfortunately, this time, the plot did not go as King Elrond wanted.Gandalf, who had been smoking his pipe and said nothing, suddenly said after everyone expressed their allegiance to Frodo: "These people are not enough, we still need more support."

King Elrond had an ominous premonition: "Gandalf, who are you talking about supporting?"

Gandalf took a deep look at him, and said in a deep voice, "Black Mountain Chamber of Commerce, thank you!"

(End of this chapter)