When the programmer opens the plug-in

Chapter 58 Bug potion is so terrifying

Cheng Wen remembered his bug potion, so he checked the description in the system space.

What the system says is that the bug potion can be used not only for programmers, but also for programs or other people. After using it, the user will do a series of unpredictable things within a few hours.

"This thing is tailor-made just for you." Cheng Wen felt that this potion was very suitable for punishing bad guys.

After taking it out, Cheng Wen used it on the fortune teller.

Cheng Wen didn't feel any difference, but his bug potion was really gone.

"There's one more thing. I'll give you money as long as you get the other one right." Cheng Wen didn't know how powerful this thing was.

However, the other party is a liar, and he cheats money by tricks, so Cheng Wen doesn't have any burden on his heart.

After a while, Cheng Wen found a target. This target was a woman, who should be young, about 24-25 years old.

"Fortune teller, have you seen that girl? If she comes over later, you can tell her fortune."

"Just look at it, I, Li Banxian, are very accurate in my calculations."

The girl passed by here after a while.

"This girl, let's calculate the marriage, no money is not allowed." The fortune teller said.

Cheng Wen felt uncomfortable when he heard that no money was allowed, and he also discovered a phenomenon, as long as women pass here, the fortune teller basically shows them marriage, and I don’t know if it’s because of marriage. flicker.

The girl who passed in front of them was very surprised, what age is this, and there are fortune tellers?

"Are you a fortune teller?"

"Don't say that, you can also say that I am a love counselor." The fortune teller gave himself a nickname.

"Okay then, let me ask about my marriage."

"Yes." Then the fortune teller took the girl's hand and looked at it.

"Your life is very good, better than what I have calculated today. You will have a boyfriend at the age of 26. This person will be your life partner. You should get married at the age of 28 and have a son and a daughter. I will live in peace and prosperity for the rest of my life.”

"Master, is what you said true?" the girl asked back.

The fortune teller looked at the girl's palmistry again, "No problem, I'm very sure." The fortune teller has this confidence, after all, he believes that he has some real skills.

"But do you know how old I am?"

"Should be less than 25 years old!" The fortune teller was not too sure.

Cheng Wen nodded and agreed. It is impossible for her to be over 25 years old, and her age looks quite young.

"I'm 29 this year, but let alone have children, I don't even have a boyfriend, and I haven't even been in a relationship."

Cheng Wen: ...Miss, you are taking good care of yourself.Also, fortune-teller, you have miscalculated now!

The fortune teller was surprised, this is impossible!I looked at the girl's palmistry for a while, "Your palmistry shows that you will indeed have a boyfriend at the age of 26, girl, don't joke about it."

"Who is joking with you, I think you are joking with me!"

The girl is about to lose her temper. I'm already 29 and I don't have a boyfriend yet. The fortune teller is still saying that I'm joking with him. No matter how much I like to joke, I won't make a joke about it!
"The girl, before you were 26 or 25, did you do anything special in those two years?"

"There was nothing special in those two years. By the way, I am a Ph.D., does that count?"

The fortune teller glanced at the girl in front of him and sighed, "Knowledge can change your destiny!"

Cheng Wen: God, what knowledge can change destiny.

When the girl heard this, she felt quite philosophical, but her face changed later, and she immediately went up to find him desperately, but was stopped by Cheng Wen, and she persuaded him away, after all, Cheng Wen felt that the fortune-teller This catastrophe may have something to do with his bug potion.

"Master, you're not working anymore, can I go?"

"Wait a little longer, the next one, the one I saw his palmistry just now is indeed what I said, and you heard it, she changed her own destiny by herself."

Cheng Wen: ... I believe in your evil!
"Then your calculations are not accurate, you see how my fate has changed?"

"What is your degree?"

"Undergraduate."

"Then you don't know how to change your destiny, your knowledge is not big enough."

"You can pull it down quickly. You obviously can't calculate correctly, but you push everything to change your destiny."

After a while, another couple passed in front of them, this time they didn't look like people from their company.

After the fortune teller pulled them over, they also wanted to calculate their love.

After the master performed his exercises, he got an unbelievable result. The master said, "You are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years."

The faces of the couple were more exciting than the other, and they had already committed some deviant behaviors.

Besides, one of them is at the northernmost point and the other is at the southernmost point. It's impossible for them to be brothers and sisters!

From the looks of the two people, there is no similarity at all.

Hearing what the fortune teller said, the two of them were not happy at the time, and they scolded the fortune teller, regardless of what the fortune teller explained, and finally left indignantly.

"Master, have you been deceived all the time, so if you see that they are not a couple, you say that they are a couple, and if you see that they are a couple, you say that they are not a couple. Is this your routine?"

Fortune teller: I will trick you, you ghost!

"They are really brothers and sisters. Although they are lovers now, they will know the fact that they are brothers and sisters sooner or later.

You said that people nowadays don’t like to hear the truth anymore, they just like to hear some good things. "

"Yes, I don't like to listen to your 'truth'." Cheng Wen said a fact.

"I can always go this time, right?"

"Wait a minute, the last one. If I make a mistake, you can leave, otherwise you will give me money." The fortune teller felt that he had already made two mistakes, and he should be right once. In terms of probability, the next A high probability can give him money.

Then the fortune teller brought a man who was nearly 40 years old.

This time, the fortune teller didn't let him talk, but showed him his palm and facial reading when he came up, and finally asked him to report his birth date, and the final result was that.

Now the man is married, but has no children.

"Haha, you are such a funny fortune teller, I already have two sons." The man laughed loudly at the fortune teller.

"Wait a minute, I'll take another look." After a while, the fortune teller still felt that he was right.

"Are you sure you have two kids?"

"Can this be fake?"

"No, you don't have any children now. You think you have children." The fortune teller finally felt that he had not made a mistake.

"You fortune-teller, you're just looking for trouble. Who are you scolding?" The man rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, and it seemed that he was about to fight the fortune-teller.

Cheng Wen hurriedly stepped forward to apologize, and said all kinds of good things, and then coaxed him away.

"Master, if it weren't for me, you would have been beaten today, why are you talking about everything?"

"His horoscope, palmistry, and face are very obvious. He has no children at this age, but he just wants to say that he has a child. The child must not be his own."

Cheng Wen: I think you are not your own.

He thought about it, and it was probably the result of his use of the bug potion.

"The bug potion is really terrifying."

Ps:

Originally, this potion was intended to be used on a colleague, but some people said that this pretender was a little too deliberate, so he changed someone else, and this fortune teller suffered an indiscriminate disaster. We really sometimes have fortune tellers downstairs Sir, but I have not been to fortune-telling.

Don't bother with the calculations, the current market is basically deceitful, and the fake ones will damage your money.

If it’s true, then there’s another saying—the more life is counted, the thinner it is, so self-improvement is the kingly way, which is countless times better than counting any fate. My fate is up to me.

(End of this chapter)