Live broadcast: Master, please quickly accept your supernatural powers

Chapter 1 Don't Touch Me Miss

"What do you want to see today?"

"Broken boulders in your chest?"

"Eat the suckling pig in three bites?"

"Maid pretending to be a loli squatting?"

"Ahem, my mother's chest hurts today, and I can't do the above."

Luoluo is a relatively well-known singing and dancing anchor on the Huabao platform.

Its hot, straightforward, and frequent golden sentences are sought after by blockbuster fans on the Huabao platform.

"Let's go to other live broadcast rooms to see what fun there is."

He randomly clicked on a row of rooms, and a unique room name caught Luoluo's attention.

[Live fortune-telling, if you can count a rocket, if you can't count, you will lose a coffin]

Good guy!
Now fortune-tellers can broadcast live online!
Luo Luo casually took a screenshot and sent it out.

"Which water friend wants a coffin? Let's get him a whole one?"

For a while, there was a wave of barrage.

"The old woman is really messed up, you obviously want the coffin! Why don't you tell us!"

"Leave things like coffins to old women!"

"This old woman really has a special hobby. She's fine. She doesn't want anything, but she just likes her coffin!"

Luo Luo chuckled, and casually clicked into the live broadcast room.

A large group of fans followed suit.

In the live broadcast room, there was smoke curling from the incense burner in front of him, and besides there were some gossip mirrors, money swords and other equipment.

A handsome young man with his hair tied in a bun sat on the grand teacher's chair in a Taoist robe.

Finally a customer came to the door.

Looking at Luoluo, Henry Zhang seemed to see two white-faced buns!
Half a year ago, Henry Zhang took over the coffin shop from his master Zhang Yishan. Before his death, the master warned Zhang Xuan to keep the coffin shop well, and wealth will come naturally.

At that time, Zhang Xuanxin believed it was true and had always hoped to make a fortune by raising the coffin.

But later I realized that I was still too young.

Cremation is popular now, who the hell still buys coffins!

After half a year, none of the dozen or so coffins in the backyard could be sold.

In order to make a living, Henry Zhang has tried a variety of part-time jobs.

Part-time fortune-telling, part-time ghost hunting.

As long as he has two dollars in hand, Henry Zhang plans to install a small eDonkey and try part-time takeaway!
Being so hungry that he couldn't stand it anymore, Henry Zhang had no choice but to put his mind to a live broadcast.

"How does little brother calculate fortune-telling?"

Seeing that the little brother in front of him looks very good, Luoluo also wants to play.

"Measurement of characters, touch of bone, and face-to-face are all acceptable. You only need to use a rocket if you are accurate. If you are not accurate, I can give you a fine dragon coffin."

While talking, Henry Zhang also picked up his mobile phone and pointed it at several coffins placed in the backyard.

"God damn it, send the coffin if you don't know!"

"See the coffin and get rich, good luck!"

"666, it turns out that the anchor sells coffins."

As soon as he heard that the coffin was really going to be delivered, Luo Luo's small face was suddenly puffed up, and a pair of beautiful eyes glared at Henry Zhang.

"Who wants you to send the coffin, crazy."

The rocket is equivalent to [-] yuan on the Huabao platform, but Luo Luo, as a popular anchor, naturally has a discount for the company to purchase props, and it is equivalent to [-] yuan to use a rocket.

Then a rocket rose on the screen, exuding brilliant brilliance.

"Hmph, how dare you make fun of me, but I want to test your depth!"

Luo Luo directly initiates a video connection.

The video opened, and a beauty with delicate makeup appeared sitting on a gaming chair, with two cute dolls and some other pink decorations on the bedside.

Judging from the background, Lolo should be at home.

"How does the little brother count? Do you touch the bones? How do you touch them? Is it from top to bottom?"

Luoluo was funny. He touched his shoulder with his uvula slightly and cast a wink at the screen.

Looking at this charming action, Henry Zhang only felt his heart beating violently.

This goblin is messing with humanity!

Henry Zhang almost spit out his tea.

Following Luo Luo's actions, the live broadcast room was filled with bullet screens.

"Old woman, be reserved!"

"Old woman, pay attention to your image, don't act like you haven't met a man in ten years!"

"Old woman, don't tell me you're so hungry and thirsty that you don't even want to let the little Taoist priest go?"

With the deepening of Lolo's interaction, the number of online people in the live broadcast room has also increased, and soon broke through the 500 mark.

Luoluo looked at the little Taoist priest opposite with an unnatural expression, and wanted to continue to be funny.

"Ahem, miss, please stop touching me. This is serious business. Let's do a face-to-face this time. For a face-to-face, your beauty and body care is a bit too much. Can you turn off the beauty and remove your makeup?" Henry Zhang said.

Faces are born from the heart, and face-to-face is naturally to see one's own appearance.

There is no distinction between male and female in the current live broadcast room, and all kinds of monsters and ghosts may exist.

Some anchors have a sexy figure, a silky voice, and a cute brother, but after turning off the beauty, they may be a big guy who picks their feet.

Some people look very enchanting and sexy under the camera, but when the beauty is turned off, it turns out that it is His Royal Highness Qiaobi Lolita.

Luo Luo frowned when he heard that Henry Zhang wanted to turn off the beauty by himself.

For a singing and dancing anchor like Luo Luo, a little carelessness can be fatal.

Once an Internet celebrity accidentally revealed his true face, and the big brother was so frightened that he ran away with a bucket overnight.

When a group of friends in the live broadcast room heard that Henry Zhang actually asked Luoluo to turn off the beauty, barrages suddenly flooded the sky, and they howled like huskies in excitement.

Luo Luo hesitated for a while, since his foundation was not bad, he did not refuse.

After some operations, Luoluo's true image was revealed.

Even though he had taken off his makeup, he still looked like an above-average person when walking among the crowd, and there was a sudden burst of admiration in the live broadcast room.

Luo Luo was taking off her makeup, and Henry Zhang was not idle either.

The master said that before fortune-telling, you must burn incense and worship in front of the portrait of the patriarch.

Although Henry Zhang didn’t really believe in this set, after all, this was the first live broadcast, so there was still a sense of ceremony.

But the portrait of the patriarch had been replaced by two buns yesterday, and there was no substitute for it.

Looking around, the Ultraman of the bear boy next door happened to be thrown at the door, Henry Zhang immediately took it over, put it on the table and bowed in a serious manner.

"Master, don't blame me. After all, I'm so hungry. I have no choice but to exchange the statue of the patriarch for buns. Ultraman is nothing important. Sincerity leads to success. Patriarch will always be in my heart!"

The fans in the live broadcast room were all eyes broken when they saw Henry Zhang paying homage to Ultraman in a serious manner.

"Hahaha, Ultraman, my eternal god!"

"Is this anchor really serious? He asked Ultraman before telling fortunes?"

"Ultraman is a serious Ultraman, I don't know if the anchor is serious or not."

"I've seen people bathe, change clothes, and worship the ancestor before fortune-telling, but what does this anchor mean by worshiping Ultraman?"

"Is this anchor going to ask Ultraman to take over and transform into a monster?"

Henry Zhang didn't pay attention to the water friend's speech. The sense of ritual was just a psychological effect. After all, fortune telling still depends on one's true ability.

Luo Luo, who was wiping his eyebrows with a cotton pad, also laughed when he watched Henry Zhang pay homage to Ultraman.

This anchor seems to be too much fun!

Seeing that Luo Luo was ready, Henry Zhang began to ask questions.

"What do water friends want? Career or love? Or something else?"

For this fortune-telling, Luo Luo also had a playful mentality, and didn't expect Henry Zhang to really calculate anything.

At this moment, Luo Luo's cell phone vibrated, and it was a series of strange numbers, Luo Luo never answered such strange numbers.

But just as Luo Luo hung up, the call came in after a while. Luo Luo was annoyed, so in order not to affect her live broadcast, she turned off her phone directly.

"I don't want to count on love, my little brother, just let me become the first sister of Huabao Platform sometime!" Luo Luo returned to being eccentric.

(End of this chapter)