Chapter 144 The Worst Huang Immortal in History

"What's going on, can you tell me?"

Henry Zhang looked at the unlucky little king and asked.

Unlucky little Wang, he nodded to Henry Zhang with a painful look on his face.

"Master, the thing is like this."

"Some time ago, I kept dreaming."

"In my dream, there was always a yellow-skinned boy who was very old, whose skin was about to fall off, and who couldn't walk very well. It kept pestering me, pulling me and wanting to say something to me. It was like this for several days in a row. !"

"As a result, I couldn't sleep well during that period of time, and I didn't have the energy to go to work. I almost had a nervous breakdown due to it!"

"One night, it came into my dream again. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I stopped and asked what it wanted to do!"

"I didn't expect that guy to speak. It said that it is a yellow fairy who has practiced in the mountains for hundreds of years. Now he is going to practice to become a great fairy, but before he can become a great fairy, he still needs to ask for a seal from someone. "

"Only after obtaining the imperial seal can one become a real immortal. Since my horoscope matches his, this imperial seal must be done by me!"

"Perhaps he was afraid that I would refuse. After he finished speaking, he told me that as long as he becomes a great immortal, he will be very grateful to me. He can get me whatever gold, silver, and Zhao Benshan I want!"

"After I heard this, I immediately burst into laughter. What age are we now, and we still engage in those feudal and superstitious things! Even if our horoscopes match, we still have gold and silver, go to hell."

"So, I just kicked it away!"

Hearing this, Henry Zhang couldn’t help being stunned.

Tianji Pavilion itself has a lot of secrets, and Henry Zhang has also seen the record of Guan Huangxian begging for title.

That is to say, a weasel with a certain spirituality will practice, and after a certain level of cultivation, he will find someone to ask for his title.

The most important sentence when asking for a seal is to ask the other person whether I look like a human or a god!
If the other party answers that you are a weasel, it means that the request for sealing has failed.

But if the other party answers like a god, it means that the conquest is successful, and after the conquest is successful, you can become a real Huangxian.

Therefore, generally some clever Huang Xian will find their suitors in advance, and then talk about the matter.

After the other party is prepared, on the day of asking for the seal, as long as they say something like a god, they will basically pass the test smoothly.

Although there are many legends about failed attempts to seek seals.

But this is the first time I have kicked Huang Xian away!
This guy looks like a real tiger!

The water friends looked at this unlucky little Wang with dull faces.

Didn't expect it to work like this.

For a time, various barrages appeared on the screen in the live broadcast room.

The unlucky Xiao Wangba glanced at the barrage and continued talking.

"I thought that after kicking this guy away, this guy should be able to live in peace for a while, but I didn't expect that the next night, this guy came back again with his hands on his waist!"

"What else can I say? It doesn't care about my disrespect for it, but I must help it complete the matter of asking for a seal!"

"It had kept me awake for nearly half a month. In order to get a good night's sleep, I asked it what it was going to do!"

"It was very happy after hearing my promise, and then it told me a lot."

“The key point is that it must, must, must be said to be like God!”

"I was in order to get a good night's sleep, so I agreed!"

"I thought it was over like this, but I didn't expect that this guy is really shameless, and even proposed to rehearse several times!"

"I rehearsed it a few times, I'm afraid I won't have to sleep at all. When I heard it, I immediately became angry, and immediately slapped it aside!"

When Henry Zhang heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but feel pity for this Huang Xian.

Two days ago, he was kicked away by this guy, and now he was slapped and slapped away!

This should be the worst yellow fairy in history.

But no matter how badly he messed up, there was nothing he could do about it, after all, Huang Xian was asking for help from others now!
Moreover, it is not easy to find a person to be granted the title. They must be compatible with your own horoscope, and there are also a series of strict requirements.

Henry Zhang also knew that if Huang Xian hadn't seen this unfortunate little king as the one who granted the title, he would have probably started to take revenge!

However, Henry Zhang did not interrupt, but continued to let him speak.

The unlucky Xiao Wang drank his saliva, moistened his throat, and then started talking again!

"After the weasel was slapped away, I had a good sleep that night."

"Just when I thought it would never come again, I didn't expect it to appear in my dream again the next night."

"It looked at me pitifully, and said that there are still two days until the day to be granted a seal. If it fails this time, it will have to practice a new Jiazi, and then I don't know if it will survive to be challenged for the second time. When it's sealed."

"I thought it was pitiful for a while, so I agreed to it again and performed two rehearsals as it requested."

"When it was time to leave, it specially told me that there is a time limit for asking for a seal. I must answer it within the time. It is like a god! When it's time to ask for a seal, it will be waiting for me on the road!"

"It didn't show up for two nights in a row, so I thought it was over."

"I didn't expect it to actually appear on the third night! And this time it wasn't in a dream!"

The water friends listened with gusto, but at this time the unlucky Xiao Wang seemed to be thirsty again.

He opened the cup and took a deep drink.

After resting for a while, he started talking again.

"I happened to be drinking with some of my buddies that day, and I was walking home alone at night. When I got to a relatively quiet section of the road, I heard someone calling me!"

"I looked back, and it turned out to be the yellow-skinned animal that appeared in my dream, standing in a shadowy place and waving at me."

"Brother, little brother, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

"That yellow man winked at me while talking!"

"I drank too much that night. Maybe it was because the wine was strong and cowardly. At that time, I didn't think about why this guy could talk suddenly, whether he would bite me or something like that."

"Instead, he went directly to it and sat down, deciding to reason with it."

"As soon as it saw me sitting down, it immediately became anxious! It kept asking me questions and winking at me."

"Brother, brother, answer quickly, you see, do I look like a human or a god!"

"I didn't think too much about it at the time, I grabbed his paw and told it."

"It's the 21st century now, stop engaging in feudal superstitions! There is no scientific basis for asking for that stuff!"

"In order to make it fully understandable, I have been talking about the history of civilization in modern society!"

"As a result, when it heard what I said, it became even more anxious, and kept asking me whether it looked like a human or a god!"

"Seeing how stubborn it was, I sighed, pulled its two paws, and told it again!"

(End of this chapter)

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