Chapter 49 Kissing the Pig
The lean rich woman squatted down on her back, and took off her socks for the sake of making money.

After all, the skinny rich woman overestimated her ability to bear, and all of a sudden she felt tears and snot flowing down her nose at the same time!

The taste is simply too good!

Not only pungent, but also hot on the eyes!

I just want to make money. My feet are full of dirt and black!
The rich woman couldn't bear it in the end, she turned her head and retched!

At this time, the live broadcast room was already bursting with laughter!

"Haha, this liar has already made me laugh out loud, how delicious it is!"

"If you meet these feet, I'm afraid the rich woman will leave her shadow for the rest of her life!"

"My god, I can smell that through the screen!"

I just want to make money, looking at the rich woman's expression, I feel inexplicably happy.

Just when the rich woman was about to lick.

The door of the room that only wanted to make money was kicked open!

A group of uniformed policemen rushed in.

The two people in the room were all dumbfounded, and they both thought that the police would rush in at this time!

"My darling, comrades in the police, please wait a little longer!" He just wanted to make money and was very angry.

"Master, please, let them wait a little longer! Wait a moment and I will take revenge!" Just want to make money and watch Henry Zhang complaining.

Seeing that the aggrieved one just wanted to make money, Henry Zhang also hung up Lianmai with a smile!
Does this guy really think that liars are so easy to deceive?
If the police didn't call the police in time and the police arrived in time, it would be hard to say what the consequences would be if they only wanted to make money.

Soon another secret came to me, and this was the secret that changed my fate of just making money.

In the live broadcast room, there was also laughter.

I just want to make money and lick my feet. I don't think I can avenge it for the rest of my life!
Since I just wanted to make money and cooperated with the investigation, I had no choice but to go offline.

Henry Zhang then hung up Lianmai who only wanted to make money.

Although the line was disconnected, the live broadcast room still did not stop.

"Okay, the second water friend has finished counting, now invite the third water friend to play cool Shakai!"

As soon as Henry Zhang finished speaking, a rocket rose from the ground in the live broadcast room!

Henry Zhang operated the system and invited this cool Shakai into the live broadcast room.

As soon as the screen opened, a man in his thirties was sitting at his desk. He was wearing a gray professional suit and gold-rimmed glasses. He was slightly fat and looked like a small boss of a small company.

"Shuiyou's screen name doesn't match the reality, does it?"

Henry Zhang frowned. In his mind, Wanku Shakai should be a young man’s online name.

But the man in front of him is in his 30s, so he doesn't have much to do with being cool.

"Ahem, I also dreamed of walking the world with a sword, but then I was too fat to walk. Although I am thirty now, I still look like a fiery young man in my heart." Wanku Shakai replied with a look of reminiscence.

"Oh, this is Mensao!"

Henry Zhang nodded, and said to himself.

One sentence almost made the water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

And Sha Kai, who plays cool, has a black line on his face.

"What does this water friend want to count? Or you can talk about your past first." Henry Zhang asked.

Because of the meeting just now, Sha Kai, who was playing cool, did not see the fortune-telling process of the first two.

Sha Kai, who plays cool, rarely plays live broadcasts, and he doesn’t know who Zhang Xuan is. Just because he was not going well during this period, several friends recommended Zhang Xuan.

For this kind of online fortune-telling, Sha Kai, who is playing cool, naturally does not believe it.

It is estimated that my friends see that I am under too much pressure and let myself have fun.

The cool-playing Sha Kai participated in Henry Zhang’s live broadcast lottery with the mentality of having fun, but he didn’t expect to win the lottery.

"Okay, then tell me about my past first, and I'll see if it's right." Said the cool Shakai.

Henry Zhang nodded.

Immediately, the divine fortune-telling was activated, and soon the life of Sha Kai, who was playing cool, appeared in front of Henry Zhang.

The more you look, Henry Zhang’s complexion becomes more exciting.

After a while, Henry Zhang opened his eyes.

"Friend Shui, your life experience is really interesting!" Henry Zhang sighed.

Sha Kai, who was playing cool, frowned.

"Hurry up and tell me what you figured out."

Henry Zhang nodded, but the next sentence made Sha Kai, who was playing cool, tremble all over.

"You had surgery on your mouth!"

"When you were five years old, because you watched the kissing scene in a TV series, you wanted to imitate it out of curiosity, so you picked a white sow in your pigpen to kiss the pig, but the sow bit her Bite your lip!"

As soon as Henry Zhang finished speaking, the live broadcast room was flooded with barrages.

"Good guy, the boss's imitation ability is really strong! If you can't find someone, you'll look for pigs."

"Sure enough, the boss still has something to pursue, and he even chose a white sow. I just want to ask the boss how it feels to kiss a pig!"

"When I think about kissing a pig, I can't stop laughing. The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it!"

Sha Kai, who was playing cool, also widened his eyes.

Only your own family members know about this, right?
How would he know?

Then Henry Zhang said the next thing.

"When you were ten years old, you fell in love with a girl. The girl's family lived on the second floor. You climbed a tree in the middle of the night to send the girl a love letter, but you didn't expect that the girl's mother was taking a shower. With a scream, you He fell from the tree, his penis was scratched by a tree branch, and he was sent to the hospital."

The cool Shakai broke into a cold sweat.

"Stop, stop, master, I trust you! Let's not forget about it."

Henry Zhang shook his head.

"Don't mind me, there are so many more, I haven't even mentioned them yet!"

"Master, it wasn't Ding Ding who scratched." Wanku Shakai corrected helplessly.

Henry Zhang picked up the tea cup and took a long sip.

"I know, it's Eggy. The reason why I didn't say it is because I think you will find a girlfriend in the future."

The black line on the face of the cool Shakai.

The live room laughed again.

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced, the master is really thoughtful!"

"Ah, Master is so considerate, I almost spit out my mouthful of food!"

"Hahaha, I don't obey anyone, but I obey the master."

At this moment, Sha Kai, who is playing cool, has no love in his life, and regrets why he was so cheap at that time, so he went to order the lottery.

Now he directly died in front of millions of water friends.

"Master, let's change the subject."

"Okay, let's talk about it now, when you were a junior, you wore underwear outside to be a Superman!" Henry Zhang nodded.

Sha Kai, who was playing cool, could not wait to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

When I was in my junior year, playing cool Shakai got drunk with a group of friends, and a friend insisted on saying that he was Iron Man, and then painted his whole body with armor.

At that time, playing Kushakai was still a teenager's spirit, drunk, and immediately said that he was the reincarnation of Superman, and he was about to save the earth.

When everyone was discussing that Superman couldn't beat the Man of Steel, Sha Kai, who was playing cool, immediately expressed his dissatisfaction.

He took out a pair of underwear with Pikachu printed on it directly from the box and ran in the playground.

Still shouting.

"I am Superman, I want to save the world!"

(End of this chapter)

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