Live broadcast: Master, please quickly accept your supernatural powers

Chapter 92 The life that is not rich is even worse!

As soon as Henry Zhang finished speaking, all the fans fell to the ground laughing, and the live broadcast room was filled with barrages.

"This motherfucker is really talented! Is this a confession or a worship? Sending a wreath for a confession is enough to keep me laughing for a year."

"Damn it, this buddy is simply the best. It's really conceivable to confess and send a wreath."

"I can imagine the girl's expression when she saw the wreath! If it were me, I would definitely kick her over!"

Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, I just want to find a girlfriend, which is a little embarrassing.

He coughed twice.

"Ahem, master, don't talk about this, I have other more stalwart deeds, you can change it!"

Henry Zhang took a long sip from the teacup, and nodded as he saw that I just wanted to find a girlfriend.

"Okay, then let's change it!"

"When you were 22 years old, you finally had your first girlfriend. At that time, you cherished it very much. You held it in your palm for fear of falling, and held it in your mouth for fear of melting."

"One day you wanted to ask your girlfriend to go to the movies, but your girlfriend said that she has something to do and it's not convenient to go to the movies with you."

"Although you are sorry, there is nothing you can do."

"I didn't expect that when you were shopping with your friends, you suddenly saw a man hugging your girlfriend's shoulders, and his behavior was very intimate! This is obviously more than a normal relationship."

"Looking at each other in their 50s, you think your girlfriend is being adopted."

"At that time, you were so angry and furious that you ran forward at a sprint speed of [-] meters and kicked down the man who was hugging your girlfriend! You also called your friends to join you and almost beat the man to death!"

"The more your girlfriend obstructs you, the harder you fight!"

"You only found out later that that man is your girlfriend's father!"

"As a result, you were not only broken up on the spot, but also compensated 5000 yuan for medical expenses, which made the life that was not rich even worse!"

As soon as Henry Zhang finished speaking, the water friends in the live broadcast room sprayed rice again.

"The imagery is super strong, and I can't help rubbing my stomach as soon as I recall the scene together."

"This guy is really a tiger! He kicked my father-in-law to the ground! A good relationship was kicked away!"

"Master, it's too bad, I'm going to die laughing, I don't have a child yet, and no one will inherit my money!"

After listening to Henry Zhang, I just want to find a girlfriend, my face is green.

I wanted to take this opportunity to let Henry Zhang talk about his past, and let the majority of young women pay attention to him.

Unexpectedly, this master always picks which pot he does not open and which pot he lifts!
What's wrong with this!
"Master, don't talk about things like this again, master. I have done some other sensational things, so you can tell them again."

Henry Zhang looked at I just wanted to find a girlfriend and nodded again.

Since water friends have requirements, Henry Zhang will try his best to satisfy them within his ability.

"Well, you should have sued a well-known national brand when you were the most sensational, and you also set off a wave of online followers."

"At that time, when you saw wife cakes, you thought you would have a wife if you ate wife cakes. You ate them for more than a month, but you still didn't find a wife. You thought it was advertising fraud, so you went directly to the court to have this brand Sue."

"There are many others following suit, so there are many cases."

"For example: Why didn't it become more prosperous after eating Wangwang Snow Cake!"

"For example: Why can't I walk sideways after drinking Pulse!"

"For another example: Why can't I feel Coke after drinking Pepsi?"

As soon as Henry Zhang finished speaking, the barrage filled the sky again in the live broadcast room.

But at this time, I just want to find a girlfriend whose face can't stop twitching!
"Master, it's not this one, there are others!"

Henry Zhang frowned.

This water friend has so many demands!
Well, since he paid the money, I will satisfy him again!

Henry Zhang picked up the teacup again, and took a sip leisurely.

"Well, just half a year ago, when you were surfing the Internet, you saw a post saying that as long as you are a youth over the age of 28, you can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with your ID card and household registration book, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will issue them uniformly. Wife."

"At that time, when you believed it, you couldn't help sighing that you have lived in this land for decades, and you didn't expect such a kind of welfare!"

"The next day you deliberately woke up early, and excitedly came to the Civil Affairs Bureau with the relevant documents."

"I didn't expect the comrades from the Civil Affairs Bureau to kick you out directly and tell you that those are all rumors. Now they advocate free love and do not advocate arranged marriages!"

"Later, you saw the news that the brother who spread the rumor was caught and sentenced to three years in prison."

As soon as Henry Zhang finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room filled the sky again.

"I can't do it anymore, this buddy really wants to kill me laughing!"

"Master, stop talking, my intestines are about to burst from laughing!"

"I was in a meeting just now, and I couldn't help laughing out loud when I saw this scene, but because I couldn't stop laughing too loudly, my boss kicked me out and told me that I wouldn't come tomorrow!"

Looking at the screen full of barrage, I just want to find a girlfriend and I am about to cry.

He has completely given up, and let the master talk about his thoughts about the heroic past.

After these few cases, in the minds of millions of water friends, I probably have become the most wonderful existence.

"Master, I beg you, stop talking, really!"

"My purpose of Lianmai is very simple. I want Master to figure out when I can find a girlfriend! It's just such a small request, and I hope Master can help me!"

Henry Zhang looked at me and just wanted to find a girlfriend and shook his head.

If this guy does this, even if he finds a girlfriend, he will kill him.

But Henry Zhang still helped him do the math.

Seeing that I just wanted to find a girlfriend, Henry Zhang launched the magic trick again.

After half a sound, Henry Zhang opened his eyes, and a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes!
I didn't expect that I just wanted to find a girlfriend, and I actually found a girlfriend.

And this girlfriend is not far away, just in the same shopping mall.

"Master, how is it? Do you have any clues? My life's event is on you!" I just wanted to find a girlfriend and asked Henry Zhang nervously.

Henry Zhang looked at me and just wanted to find a girlfriend and nodded.

“Shuiyou, is there a jewelry store in front of you, and is there a tall girl with a ponytail in front of you on your left?” Henry Zhang asked.

Hearing Henry Zhang’s words, I just want to find a girlfriend and look forward immediately.

Sure enough, just ten meters away from him, there was really a female shop assistant.

The female shop assistants are all in good shape and temperament, with a pair of big round eyes, eyebrows as thin as willow leaves, and ears that are still pierced by the two rubies. Although they are wearing masks, they can't hide the girl's beauty at all!

(End of this chapter)