The system invites me to be the boss

Chapter 20 How did you survive?

Brother Butt took a shower very quickly and walked out of the bathroom in 3 minutes.

Not to mention that after cleaning it, it looks much more pleasing to the eye.

In fact, if you look carefully, the appearance of the hip brother is very stylish.

If he could shave his beard, tidy his hair, and grow some flesh, coupled with his melancholy eyes that have experienced many vicissitudes, he would probably look very manly.

At this time, his instant noodles were almost ready, so he asked, "Do you want some instant noodles?"

Brother Hip glanced indifferently, and there was an imperceptible trace of...dislike in his eyes?
I'm hungry like a skeleton, but I still hate instant noodles?
Forget it, Jian Rui didn't bother with him, and took out two packs of cigarettes.

"Take it and smoke it."

Brother Hip's eyes lit up, and he regained his energy immediately.

chap——

He cut off the top paper of the cigarette box with a sword, took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth. Then, without using a lighter, he snapped his fingers at the cigarette butt.

Snapped--

Jian Rui didn't see any flames at all, but the cigarette was lit!
Let me go, this is good enough!
Brother Hip didn't care about his surprised gaze at all, and couldn't wait to take a deep breath.

Seeing that the cigarette burned at least two centimeters in the blink of an eye, Jian Rui's eyes almost fell out.

This lung capacity must be at least [-] milliliters!

call--

Brother Butt let out a long breath, and suddenly the smoke billowed, but he didn't stop, and took two more sharp breaths.

In an instant, the whole room was filled with smoke, and Jian Rui was so smoked that tears flowed down his face.

At this time, Brother Butt flicked his finger, and a cigarette butt that had been burned into the filter landed accurately on the cup on the table.

呲——

It took only three puffs, and that's how I finished smoking a cigarette!

Is there ten seconds?

The butt brother who got a little satisfaction smacked his lips and said: "The taste is a little weak."

Jian Rui: ...

The butt brother who smoked a cigarette, swept away his previous decadent temperament, and felt that his energy and spirit had recovered a lot, and he showed a wrinkled smile: "But thank you."

Is this considered to be recognized by the hip brother?

"You're welcome, but from now on, you can't smoke in my room, nor in the living room," Jian Rui thought for a while, "You can do it on the balcony."

Brother Hip nodded, walked outside and sat down on the balcony, staring at the deep black night sky with his eyes full of endless melancholy.

Snapped--

Snap your fingers and tap one.

Snapped--

Another one.

clap clap clap...

In the time it took Jian Rui to eat a bowl of instant noodles, he had already opened the second pack!

Jian Rui felt that there was a reason why he was so thin. According to this smoking method, a cow would have to be smoked into beef jerky!

It seems that you can't buy him cigars, you can only buy raw tobacco leaves.

If cigars are also smoked in this way, wouldn't he be bankrupt?

……

After taking a shower, Jian Rui came out of the bathroom and found that Brother Hip had already put away two packs of cigarettes and was sitting on the balcony, looking at the dark night sky with his melancholy eyes.

Compared with just now, although he was still so thin and his face was still so vicissitudes of life, Jian Rui found that his energy level had reached a new level, and the silver in his eyes was more obvious.

Is this cigarette more powerful than Extremis Energy?
Seeing him come out, Brother Hip said: "Boss, I want to go out for a walk."

"where to?"

"Understand the environment, in order to live better."

Jian Rui felt that this made sense, but he definitely wouldn't rest assured that Brother Hip would go out alone, so he hurriedly changed his clothes and led Brother Hip out.

As a result, he had just walked up a few steps of stairs, but Brother Hip suddenly stopped, and pressed Jian Rui's shoulder: "Don't move!"

"what happened?"

Brother Hip said softly, "I feel that there are many things lurking around."

Jian Rui: ...you think too much, are there mosquitoes?

"Don't worry, we're actually pretty safe here."

"really?"

"It must be true."

Brother Hip did not speak, and inserted the half-drawn sword back.

When I went down the stairs, there was no one walking around outside.

There is no real estate in Jian Rui's community, so the street is just around the corner from the stairs.

After walking a few steps on the street, Brother Hip whispered again: "Don't look back, we are being watched."

Jian Rui was used to his surprises, and asked calmly, "Is it a mouse?"

"No, it's a one-eyed dragon hiding in a high place!"

What Cyclops?

Before he could react, Brother Hip suddenly took a few steps back and walked under a telephone pole.

I saw a bright knife flash in the dimness, and the camera on the telephone pole was split in half with a click, and fell to the ground with a thud.

Jian Rui: ...

Looking at the half of the camera that fell to the ground, Jian Rui didn't know what to say.

This butt guy is too aggressive, even if the camera glances at you, you're going to chop him up?
If he walked out on the street in his current appearance, there would be rivers of blood!

"This... is called a camera," Jian Rui said, "Under normal circumstances, we don't hack it."

Hip brother: "It, it has bad intentions!"

Jian Rui: ...Brother, it should be because you have bad intentions, right?
"It's okay, here in our place, this kind of thing is everywhere, just get used to it."

Brother Hip was a little confused, as if he had heard something incredible.

"Also, Brother Hip," Jian Rui was still worried, "You must remember that we don't usually stab people with swords."

He felt that this had to be settled first, otherwise when he got down on the street, if he ran into some gangsters or the like, it would be a big trouble if Brother Hip got hacked with a sword.

Brother Hip showed a slightly surprised expression: "Then what kind of duel do you use?"

"...We won't duel."

Brother Hip looked at Jian Rui and said, "Unbelievable!"

Jian Rui: ...

It would be incredible to duel every day, okay?
Why do you feel that when you go out with your butt brother, not only is your heart not at ease, but it is also a little bit more comfortable?

"Also, it's not just humans. Cats and dogs can't be chopped," Jian Rui continued. "It shouldn't be anything. You'd better leave your sword at home."

Brother Butt felt that his outlook on life had been refreshed again, and he said after a long time: "I'm very surprised, how did you survive?"

"...In this way," Jian Rui said, "Whatever happens in the future, don't rush to do it, just ask me first!"

"it is good."

"Of course, there are special circumstances," Jian Rui said again, "In case of sudden danger, you don't have to ask, but saving me is the priority, and you can't attack people casually, understand?"

Brother Hip looked at the sky a little disappointed: "Then what use do I need this sword for?"

"Don't worry," Jian Rui smiled, "I believe you will use it one day."

Brother Hip stared at the night sky, let out a long breath, and didn't know what was going on in his mind.

Fortunately, he kept Jian Rui's words in his heart, and when he got to the place where there were people on the street, he didn't want to hack anything anymore, and he also showed a strong interest in some things.

Such as battery cars, cars, neon lights and the like.

And Brother Hip is worthy of being a smart person, the entry "sharp and eager to learn" is still true, Jian Rui only needs to explain it once, and he can remember it all, and sometimes he can draw inferences from one instance.

"How about Brother Hip?" After walking two streets, Jian Rui asked, "Is our place not bad?"

"It's okay," said Hip Brother, "but there is no weapons shop."

Jian Rui: ...

"How about we open one later?"

Jian Rui: ...Brother Hip, are you trying to kill your boss?
(End of this chapter)