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Chapter 23 Beat Lin Jianjun
Chapter 23 Beat Lin Jianjun
"Lin Xiaole, is this vegetable field yours?"
Lin Jianjun looked at Lin Xiaole's new vegetable variety and was in awe. He had never seen such a big vegetable.
"Yeah, this is my new vegetable variety. I developed it, isn't it good?" Lin Xiaole didn't push the matter on Grandpa Lin this time, and took it on himself.
After all, the incense burner is in his body, no one can take it away, and the celestial water is covered with water, as long as you are careful, you will not be discovered, even if someone is envious, you can't do anything to him.
"The new variety you developed? It's like a toad yawning... It's such a loud tone, and it's not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue!" Lin Jianjun sneered, glanced at Lin Xiaole with disdain, walked to the vegetable garden with his hands behind his back, and kicked a piece of Looking at a big vegetable, he curled his lips and said, "Just this thing, it's big and stupid... Which idiot do you think would buy it?"
Lin Xiaole's face became gloomy. He could ask Lin Guang to take away a few trees and go back to honor his parents, but Lin Jianjun dared to kick one, and Lin Xiaole didn't intend to let it go.
"Lin Jianjun, grow the vegetables back for me!" Lin Xiaole looked at Lin Jianjun gloomyly and said in a deep voice.
"What?" Lin Jianjun thought there was something wrong with his ears, how dare Lin Xiaole talk to him like that?
"I said you will grow the vegetables back for me immediately!" Lin Xiaole repeated again.
"Damn it, Lin Xiaole, how dare you talk to me like this? How dare you let me grow the vegetables back?" Lin Jianjun was furious, blushing and staring aggressively at Lin Xiaole, his saliva almost sprayed on Lin Xiaole's face.
Although Lin Xiaole was a little apprehensive, he was not afraid of Lin Jianjun anymore, "Lin Jianjun, you kicked my food, which is equivalent to destroying my property. If you don't grow it back for me, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Damn, what do you want? Bite me?" Lin Jianjun stared at Lin Xiaole with a smirk, and glanced contemptuously.
"I'll kill you!" Lin Xiaole's eyes turned red immediately, new hatred and old hatred erupted together, grabbed Lin Jianjun's neck and pulled him up from the ground, as if pulling out a carrot, and fell to the ground fiercely, Lin Jianjun, who fell directly, let out a muffled snort, his face turned pale immediately, his whole body was numb, his hands and feet couldn't be controlled, and he could hardly breathe out of his chest. His chest was so hot that he felt as if he was going to explode...
"Ahhhhhh..."
Lin Jianjun was paralyzed on the ground like a toad with his belly turned over, but he kept trembling, but he couldn't get up. Looking at Lin Xiaole, his eyes were full of horror, astonishment, resentment, and it was very complicated.
"What? You want to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead to blackmail me? Don't dream, there are no outsiders here, just the two of us, and no one can testify. You just go to the county to sue me, what the hell?"
Lin Xiaole squatted down, looked at Lin Jianjun coldly and said.
Oh...
Lin Jianjun finally came along in one breath, and opened his mouth to curse: "I'm a bitch, Lin Xiaole, if you dare to touch me, I'll kill you..."
Lin Jianjun stood up and grabbed Lin Xiaole's neck with both hands.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, Lin Xiaole grabbed it and twisted it hard. Lin Jianjun was like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. Lin Xiaole twisted his arms and lay on the ground. There was a lot of dirt in his mouth, which made Lin Jianjun vomit non-stop, but he couldn't vomit cleanly.
"Lin Jianjun, you have the guts to kill me now!" Lin Xiaole said with a sneer, twisting Lin Jianjun's arm.
"You let me go, you dare to touch me, you are fucking looking for death, you know?"
Snapped!
Lin Xiaole couldn't help but slap again.
"Lin Xiaole, what on earth do you want to do?" At this time, Lin Jianjun didn't dare to pretend anymore, and felt that Lin Xiaole was really not afraid of him, didn't give him face, and he was not Lin Xiaole's opponent, so he decided to go first Let's talk about it after passing this level.
"I asked you to lose money, don't you understand people's language?" Lin Xiaole sneered, looking at the vegetables lying on the side, feeling very unhappy.
"Okay, I'll accompany you, how much is it!" Lin Jianjun gritted his teeth, a hero doesn't want to suffer the immediate loss, let's go through this level first, there are countless ways to play Lin Xiaole to death later.
"I won't cheat you, 100 yuan!" Lin Xiaole offered a very reasonable price.
But Lin Jianjun yelled angrily: "What? Lin Xiaole, are you fucking poor and crazy? 100 yuan for a green vegetable? Why don't you grab it? How dare you say that you are not cheating me?"
Snapped!
"Will you pay?"
"You... little bastard, if you count on you, one hundred is one hundred!" Lin Jianjun gritted his teeth, but had to give in, angrily took out 100 yuan from his pocket, slapped it on the ground and said; "Now you can let me go!" gone?"
Lin Xiaole did not continue to embarrass him, threw him away, picked up the money and said with a sneer, "Remember, don't bully young people and poor people. I, Lin Xiaole, are not something you can bully. In the future, you, Lin Jianjun, should be more honest with me! "
Lin Jianjun got up, wiped off the dirt from the corner of his mouth, stared at Lin Xiaole resentfully, and said ruthlessly as he walked: "Boy, you wait for me, I'll let you know how powerful I am..."
"I'm fucking waiting for you!" Lin Xiaole grabbed a rock and threw it at Lin Jianjun. Lin Jianjun turned to avoid it, but he didn't guard against a pit under his feet. He sprained his foot and fell a rolling gourd. , nose and mouth bleeding...
"Oh, it hurts me to death..." Lin Jianjun screamed and got up, wiping the blood on his face, screaming in pain.
"Why didn't you fall to your death!" Lin Xiaole not only did not sympathize, but laughed gloatingly.
Lin Jianjun touched the blood on his face, and turned his head to stare at Lin Xiaole resentfully: "Little bastard, you wait for me, and sooner or later I will let you know how powerful I am..."
"Amazing your sister!" Lin Xiaole smiled contemptuously, walked back, saw the remaining half bucket of fairy water under the peach tree, Lin Xiaole felt worried.
The vegetables don't need to be watered, and the flat peaches have been watered, so where do we get the rest of the water?
You can't throw it away, can you?
Never spill it.
As soon as Lin Xiaole looked down and saw her hands, she suddenly remembered that she had completely abused Lin Jianjun just now, which was something she never dared to think about.
After all, although my previous self had a bit of strength and good health, compared with Lin Guang, he was much worse.
Now even Lin Guang, who is as strong as a bull, is willing to bow down, this is all thanks to the incense burner.
Since the incense burner can make you stronger, and the fairy water can ripen plants, what effect will drinking some of this fairy water have?
Lin Xiaole became excited when he thought about it, but he didn't dare to use himself as an experiment.
At this moment, Rhubarb suddenly ran over, sticking out his tongue, wheezing, and wandering around Lin Xiaole.
Hey, can you try an experiment with rhubarb?
Just as Lin Xiaole thought of this idea, she hastily denied it. What if the rhubarb drank to death?
clap clap clap...
However, at this moment, Rhubarb stuck his head into the bucket and drank it.
"Damn it, do you want to die?" Lin Xiao exclaimed, and hurriedly pushed Rhubarb away, but Rhubarb had already drank several sips.
Rhubarb just turned around and ran away, but suddenly he groaned, squatted on the ground and began to have loose stools crackling, and the excrement he pulled out was black and smelly...
"It's broken, it's broken... Didn't you drink too much?" Lin Xiaole was terrified. He had lived with Grandpa Lin and Rhubarb for the past few years. Now that Grandpa Lin is gone, if Rhubarb is gone again, Lin Xiaole would be very nervous just thinking about it , rushed to Rhubarb to see if something happened to it...
But after seeing Rhubarb having loose stools, not only was he fine, but he seemed to be on a stimulant, and he suddenly became much more energetic. His eyes, which were a little tired, now glowed with the radiance of his youth...
Lin Xiaole was dumbfounded. Damn, there is such a miraculous effect?Not only does it have an effect on plants, but it also has this effect on dogs?Don't there be pairs of people?
Lin Xiaole was excited.
Damn, this celestial water has such magical effects, can it be sold as divine water?
Great……
"Rhubarb, come here, drink..." This time Lin Xiaole no longer blocked Dahuang, but called Dahuang to come and drink the fairy water.
Rhubarb was probably tired from running before, and after drinking a few sips of water, he was chased away by Lin Xiaole. At this time, hearing Lin Xiaole's call, he ran back immediately, wagging his tail and patting in the bucket.
clap clap clap...
After pattering for several minutes, Rhubarb stopped just now, but ran to the side with a groan, and then crackling and diarrhea again, much worse than before...
After rhubarb's diarrhea, the whole dog seemed to be rejuvenated all of a sudden, and the hair was glowing, from the original earthy yellow to golden yellow.
The earth dog suddenly sublimated into a handsome big wolf dog!
(End of this chapter)
"Lin Xiaole, is this vegetable field yours?"
Lin Jianjun looked at Lin Xiaole's new vegetable variety and was in awe. He had never seen such a big vegetable.
"Yeah, this is my new vegetable variety. I developed it, isn't it good?" Lin Xiaole didn't push the matter on Grandpa Lin this time, and took it on himself.
After all, the incense burner is in his body, no one can take it away, and the celestial water is covered with water, as long as you are careful, you will not be discovered, even if someone is envious, you can't do anything to him.
"The new variety you developed? It's like a toad yawning... It's such a loud tone, and it's not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue!" Lin Jianjun sneered, glanced at Lin Xiaole with disdain, walked to the vegetable garden with his hands behind his back, and kicked a piece of Looking at a big vegetable, he curled his lips and said, "Just this thing, it's big and stupid... Which idiot do you think would buy it?"
Lin Xiaole's face became gloomy. He could ask Lin Guang to take away a few trees and go back to honor his parents, but Lin Jianjun dared to kick one, and Lin Xiaole didn't intend to let it go.
"Lin Jianjun, grow the vegetables back for me!" Lin Xiaole looked at Lin Jianjun gloomyly and said in a deep voice.
"What?" Lin Jianjun thought there was something wrong with his ears, how dare Lin Xiaole talk to him like that?
"I said you will grow the vegetables back for me immediately!" Lin Xiaole repeated again.
"Damn it, Lin Xiaole, how dare you talk to me like this? How dare you let me grow the vegetables back?" Lin Jianjun was furious, blushing and staring aggressively at Lin Xiaole, his saliva almost sprayed on Lin Xiaole's face.
Although Lin Xiaole was a little apprehensive, he was not afraid of Lin Jianjun anymore, "Lin Jianjun, you kicked my food, which is equivalent to destroying my property. If you don't grow it back for me, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Damn, what do you want? Bite me?" Lin Jianjun stared at Lin Xiaole with a smirk, and glanced contemptuously.
"I'll kill you!" Lin Xiaole's eyes turned red immediately, new hatred and old hatred erupted together, grabbed Lin Jianjun's neck and pulled him up from the ground, as if pulling out a carrot, and fell to the ground fiercely, Lin Jianjun, who fell directly, let out a muffled snort, his face turned pale immediately, his whole body was numb, his hands and feet couldn't be controlled, and he could hardly breathe out of his chest. His chest was so hot that he felt as if he was going to explode...
"Ahhhhhh..."
Lin Jianjun was paralyzed on the ground like a toad with his belly turned over, but he kept trembling, but he couldn't get up. Looking at Lin Xiaole, his eyes were full of horror, astonishment, resentment, and it was very complicated.
"What? You want to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead to blackmail me? Don't dream, there are no outsiders here, just the two of us, and no one can testify. You just go to the county to sue me, what the hell?"
Lin Xiaole squatted down, looked at Lin Jianjun coldly and said.
Oh...
Lin Jianjun finally came along in one breath, and opened his mouth to curse: "I'm a bitch, Lin Xiaole, if you dare to touch me, I'll kill you..."
Lin Jianjun stood up and grabbed Lin Xiaole's neck with both hands.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, Lin Xiaole grabbed it and twisted it hard. Lin Jianjun was like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. Lin Xiaole twisted his arms and lay on the ground. There was a lot of dirt in his mouth, which made Lin Jianjun vomit non-stop, but he couldn't vomit cleanly.
"Lin Jianjun, you have the guts to kill me now!" Lin Xiaole said with a sneer, twisting Lin Jianjun's arm.
"You let me go, you dare to touch me, you are fucking looking for death, you know?"
Snapped!
Lin Xiaole couldn't help but slap again.
"Lin Xiaole, what on earth do you want to do?" At this time, Lin Jianjun didn't dare to pretend anymore, and felt that Lin Xiaole was really not afraid of him, didn't give him face, and he was not Lin Xiaole's opponent, so he decided to go first Let's talk about it after passing this level.
"I asked you to lose money, don't you understand people's language?" Lin Xiaole sneered, looking at the vegetables lying on the side, feeling very unhappy.
"Okay, I'll accompany you, how much is it!" Lin Jianjun gritted his teeth, a hero doesn't want to suffer the immediate loss, let's go through this level first, there are countless ways to play Lin Xiaole to death later.
"I won't cheat you, 100 yuan!" Lin Xiaole offered a very reasonable price.
But Lin Jianjun yelled angrily: "What? Lin Xiaole, are you fucking poor and crazy? 100 yuan for a green vegetable? Why don't you grab it? How dare you say that you are not cheating me?"
Snapped!
"Will you pay?"
"You... little bastard, if you count on you, one hundred is one hundred!" Lin Jianjun gritted his teeth, but had to give in, angrily took out 100 yuan from his pocket, slapped it on the ground and said; "Now you can let me go!" gone?"
Lin Xiaole did not continue to embarrass him, threw him away, picked up the money and said with a sneer, "Remember, don't bully young people and poor people. I, Lin Xiaole, are not something you can bully. In the future, you, Lin Jianjun, should be more honest with me! "
Lin Jianjun got up, wiped off the dirt from the corner of his mouth, stared at Lin Xiaole resentfully, and said ruthlessly as he walked: "Boy, you wait for me, I'll let you know how powerful I am..."
"I'm fucking waiting for you!" Lin Xiaole grabbed a rock and threw it at Lin Jianjun. Lin Jianjun turned to avoid it, but he didn't guard against a pit under his feet. He sprained his foot and fell a rolling gourd. , nose and mouth bleeding...
"Oh, it hurts me to death..." Lin Jianjun screamed and got up, wiping the blood on his face, screaming in pain.
"Why didn't you fall to your death!" Lin Xiaole not only did not sympathize, but laughed gloatingly.
Lin Jianjun touched the blood on his face, and turned his head to stare at Lin Xiaole resentfully: "Little bastard, you wait for me, and sooner or later I will let you know how powerful I am..."
"Amazing your sister!" Lin Xiaole smiled contemptuously, walked back, saw the remaining half bucket of fairy water under the peach tree, Lin Xiaole felt worried.
The vegetables don't need to be watered, and the flat peaches have been watered, so where do we get the rest of the water?
You can't throw it away, can you?
Never spill it.
As soon as Lin Xiaole looked down and saw her hands, she suddenly remembered that she had completely abused Lin Jianjun just now, which was something she never dared to think about.
After all, although my previous self had a bit of strength and good health, compared with Lin Guang, he was much worse.
Now even Lin Guang, who is as strong as a bull, is willing to bow down, this is all thanks to the incense burner.
Since the incense burner can make you stronger, and the fairy water can ripen plants, what effect will drinking some of this fairy water have?
Lin Xiaole became excited when he thought about it, but he didn't dare to use himself as an experiment.
At this moment, Rhubarb suddenly ran over, sticking out his tongue, wheezing, and wandering around Lin Xiaole.
Hey, can you try an experiment with rhubarb?
Just as Lin Xiaole thought of this idea, she hastily denied it. What if the rhubarb drank to death?
clap clap clap...
However, at this moment, Rhubarb stuck his head into the bucket and drank it.
"Damn it, do you want to die?" Lin Xiao exclaimed, and hurriedly pushed Rhubarb away, but Rhubarb had already drank several sips.
Rhubarb just turned around and ran away, but suddenly he groaned, squatted on the ground and began to have loose stools crackling, and the excrement he pulled out was black and smelly...
"It's broken, it's broken... Didn't you drink too much?" Lin Xiaole was terrified. He had lived with Grandpa Lin and Rhubarb for the past few years. Now that Grandpa Lin is gone, if Rhubarb is gone again, Lin Xiaole would be very nervous just thinking about it , rushed to Rhubarb to see if something happened to it...
But after seeing Rhubarb having loose stools, not only was he fine, but he seemed to be on a stimulant, and he suddenly became much more energetic. His eyes, which were a little tired, now glowed with the radiance of his youth...
Lin Xiaole was dumbfounded. Damn, there is such a miraculous effect?Not only does it have an effect on plants, but it also has this effect on dogs?Don't there be pairs of people?
Lin Xiaole was excited.
Damn, this celestial water has such magical effects, can it be sold as divine water?
Great……
"Rhubarb, come here, drink..." This time Lin Xiaole no longer blocked Dahuang, but called Dahuang to come and drink the fairy water.
Rhubarb was probably tired from running before, and after drinking a few sips of water, he was chased away by Lin Xiaole. At this time, hearing Lin Xiaole's call, he ran back immediately, wagging his tail and patting in the bucket.
clap clap clap...
After pattering for several minutes, Rhubarb stopped just now, but ran to the side with a groan, and then crackling and diarrhea again, much worse than before...
After rhubarb's diarrhea, the whole dog seemed to be rejuvenated all of a sudden, and the hair was glowing, from the original earthy yellow to golden yellow.
The earth dog suddenly sublimated into a handsome big wolf dog!
(End of this chapter)
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