My success is all about dog food

Chapter 293 Average Level
Chapter 2 Average Level
"Hahahaha." Seeing Lu An's deflated look, Zhao Yunqing finally couldn't help laughing heartily.

"What the hell is that stuff in your head?" Lu An twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Guess?" Zhao Yun tilted his head lightly, his fine hair brushed the side of his face, showing a different kind of charm.

[Reminder: Zhao Yunqing is happy, the storyboarding progress of the movie "Kung Fu" script has increased by 5.00% (current progress: 20%). 】

"I can't guess it." Lu An shook his head and said very honestly.

"Hee hee." Zhao Yunqing became more and more proud:
"Uncle, what question do you want to ask?"

Because playing tricks on Lu An had achieved good results, Zhao Yun took the initiative to ask.

"That's right. I hope you can tell me your truth about my question." Lu An said seriously:

"Because this has really bothered me for a long time."

"Tell me what the problem is first." Zhao Yunqing would not just agree to Lu An's request like this.

"Oh." Lu An nodded, then asked:
"Yun Qing, you were angry this morning. I asked you why, and then you gave me a reminder that a beast is inferior to a beast. I want to ask, do you really want me to be a beast or inferior to a beast?"

"..."

When Zhao Yunqing heard this question, his face suddenly turned slightly red.

It's just that it's not so obvious in the dark night.

Uncle, how can you ask this question directly?
How does this make me answer?

Said that I hope that uncle is not as good as a beast, which obviously violates my heart, and even uncle can guess that I have lied.

After all, I just got angry because of this in the morning.

But to say that the uncle is a beast, why is this like rushing to send it up?

Am I being embarrassed?
Suddenly, Zhao Yunqing didn't know how to answer.

"Yun Qing." Seeing that Zhao Yunqing was unwilling to speak for a long time, Lu An couldn't help urging him softly.

Zhao Yun gave Lu An a sideways glance, and said angrily:

"Uncle, can't you be a human being? Do you have to choose between beasts and beasts?"

"Eh..." Lu An scratched his head in embarrassment.

Zhao Yunqing's answer has nothing to do with his own question.

Moreover, Lu An assured that Zhao Yunqing would definitely understand his question.

Definitely an interruption on purpose.

"Then give me an answer." Lu An asked persistently.

Zhao Yunqing's mind turned sharply, and he really didn't want to answer this question directly.

But the uncle kept asking him.

what can we do about it?

Ok?
Got it!

The best defense is the offense.

That being the case, let me ask the uncle a question.

"Uncle, do you really want to know the answer?"

"Yes." Lu An nodded.

On the one hand, Lu An wanted to know Zhao Yunqing's thoughts, on the other hand, he might not have the intention to play tricks on her.

In the morning, I was angry with myself because of this incident.

Then I leave this question to you.

I will use your answer as a guideline in the future.

"I can tell you the answer." Zhao Yunqing rolled his eyes and said.

When Lu An heard these words, his heart was shocked. Before he could recover from his joy, he heard what Zhao Yunqing said next:

"But, uncle, you have to answer me a question. Answer me honestly, don't lie to me. You answer my question, and I will answer your question. "

Facing the conditions proposed by Zhao Yunqing, Lu An agreed after a little hesitation.

Thinking about it, Zhao Yunqing couldn't ask any decent questions.

"Ask." Lu An looked at Zhao Yun and said softly.

"En." Zhao Yun nodded lightly.

It's just that Zhao Yunqing now has a little hesitation in his heart.

It's really my own problem...it's hard to express it.

However, in order to deal with Lu An's difficulties, this is the only way to go.

At worst, just ask with a cheeky face.

Anyway, he's an uncle, he's his boyfriend, so there's nothing he can't say.

With such encouragement in his heart, Zhao Yun gritted his teeth, first scanned the circle to make sure that no one around could hear his voice, then stood on tiptoes, leaned close to Lu An's ear, and asked:
"Uncle, it is said on the Internet that the average length of a man is [-] centimeters, do you have one?"

"Huh?" When Lu An first heard this question, he was still confused.

When he was about to ask, he reacted instantly.

Zhao Yunqing... unexpectedly asked such a question!
"Uncle, you can't lie." Zhao Yunqing was desperate at the moment, with an intoxicating blush on his face:
"I can verify this thing in the future."

"No, how can you ask this question?" Lu An still couldn't believe it.

"Hmph." Zhao Yun hummed dissatisfiedly:
"Uncle, you've already asked me such a question, why don't you allow me to ask this?"

After finishing speaking, Zhao Yunqing actually urged Lu An to answer quickly:
"Uncle, tell me quickly. After you finish speaking, I can give you the answer."

Lu An opened his mouth, was stunned for a while, and then said helplessly:
"I haven't measured it, I don't know."

"Really?" Zhao Yunqing obviously didn't believe it, and stared at Lu An several times.

"Who doesn't care about it." Lu An also blushed slightly.

"But don't you guys all care about this stuff?" Zhao Yunqing can be regarded as letting go now, and he speaks without any scruples.

"It's okay." Lu An suddenly found that he was a little bit hard to resist Zhao Yunqing, so he continued:

"I answered your question, should you answer my question?"

"What?" Zhao Yun wrinkled his nose lightly:
"Uncle, what kind of answer is this? It doesn't count at all."

"It doesn't count."

"Then do you think there is?" Zhao Yunqing suddenly raised his head:
"Choose one of these two options, and don't be ambiguous and fool me."

"..."

"So, you didn't answer at all." Zhao Yunqing was in a happy mood:

"Uncle, I can't answer your question."

"..."

Zhao Yunqing was very happy to finally get Lu An's question out of the way.

The two asked each other a question that was overwhelming for the other, and in the end, no one knew the answer.

This is fifty-fifty!

There was no answer, and the two of them had a tacit understanding and did not discuss this issue again.

At about the same time, Lu Anbian sent Zhao Yunqing back to the dormitory.

After wandering back to the house, when Lu An went into the bathroom to take a shower, he looked down, unexpectedly also had the urge to measure it?
When some thoughts pop up, it is difficult to suppress them.

(End of this chapter)