stay in the wasteland

Chapter 69 All the way monkey cheap, all the way fried!

Captured by a drone.

Chen Ya, who was driving the van, left the pier quickly, turned a corner suddenly, and drove down a ramp.

"Let's go by sea."

Chen Ya said that he planned to take a detour to the ruins of Cailu Town.

And the so-called sea route...

Naturally, it is a dry road, or saline-alkali land, formed after the sea level drops.

On that wasteland map.

The dock warehouse leads to Cailu Town, which needs to pass through a small foggy forest.

Misty Forest
As the name suggests, it is a forest filled with radioactive dust, which is usually formed by forest parks or forest areas in previous lives.

Whether it was in the previous life or the current radiation era.

Don't enter the forest, don't chase the poor.

Definitely a wise saying.

That's why Chen Ya chose to take a detour to his destination.

The bosses in the live broadcast room also scrolled the barrage to express their support.

"Half-wolf dog: The enemy should take the sea route."

"Yifengsilian: But in that case, you will have to run more than 20 kilometers to Cailu Town."

"Vice President Taishang: Now that you have a car, what are you afraid of?"

"Bie Kang River again: at most half an hour, you can reach the place."

……

At this moment.

The Honor S drove down the ramp and entered a flat white saline-alkali land.

Seeing the barrage, Chen Ya couldn't help laughing and said:
"That's right, it's convenient to do anything now that you have a car."

Originally, the container terminal was not far from Cailu Town.

Now it's no problem for vehicles to run an extra [-] kilometers by sea.

woohoo…

On the flat saline-alkali ground, Chen Ya drove the van at high speed while pressing the next song on the car DVD.

[Shakaraka...jumping]
[jump jump jump]
[Bengshakaraka]
……

Soon, the exciting DJ music started playing.

"Hi, that's it!"

Chen Ya smiled and turned the steering wheel left and right, controlling the Rongguang S to move in an 'S' shape on the flat salt-alkali land.

Really don't say it.

In line with the rhythm of the music, this Wuling sacred car does have a taste of a bouncing car.

Such a scene also made the bosses of the live broadcast room happy!
【Current popularity: 7240】

After unpacking and repairing the car, Chen Ya finally drove the van and ventured out of the container terminal.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has risen to more than 7000.

It shouldn't be difficult to break [-] today.

Chen Ya finally breathed a sigh of relief, but when he was so excited, he suddenly realized...

On the saline-alkali ground ahead, a group of small black spots appeared.

"what?"

Chen Ya was a little curious. As Rongguang S quickly approached, he could see clearly what kind of creatures they were.

However, it turned out to be more than a dozen strange fishes the size of a washbasin, all black and white, with double fins resembling feet.

On the dry road in the saline-alkali land, those strange fish flapped their fins and fought with each other.

rumble…

The appearance of Wuling van naturally attracted these little guys.

Chi! ~
In the next second, those strange fish opened their mouths to show their sharp teeth, jumped up one after another, and began to chase after Rongguang S.

"Hehe, is it fierce?"

Chen Ya became interested, and immediately slammed the steering wheel, quickly turned the front of the car, and then put the reverse gear.

woohoo…

While reversing the car at high speed, Chen Ya in the cab was facing those strange fish head-on.

"It should be a mutated black cross fish."

Chen Ya made a judgment, and then introduced a few words.

crossfish

In fact, it is a kind of ornamental fish, but it has a fierce personality, some are similar to assassins, and often attack other fish.

And the mutated crossfish.

Not only can it land on land, it is also an ordinary-level mutant creature.

"Watch me blow them up with a scraper!"

As Chen Ya said, he controlled the steering wheel with one hand.

Then he lit a cigarette and took out a box of 'Pirate' brand scraping cannons sideways from the compartment.

Scrapping cannons, also known as scraping whips.

As for the pirate brand scraper, each box contains about thirty black firecrackers the thickness of a finger.

This kind of firecracker is a separate individual, not only powerful, but also has a fuse on each scraper.

However, Chen Ya took out a scraper.

The cigarette in his mouth immediately touched the red fuse on the end of the scraper.

Bark! ~
The gunpowder fuze was ignited, and Chen Ya hurriedly threw it from the car window at the chasing Mutant Crossfish, laughing at the same time:

"Accept it, I will reward you!"

shoo...

The smoking cannon spun in mid-air and landed on the fish school.

Really don't say it.

Among them was a crossfish, which suddenly jumped up and bit the scraper.

boom! ! !
flash of fire

The bosses of the live broadcast room all stared wide-eyed.

I saw that the cross fish that bit the scraper was instantly blown to the ground, and its mouth full of fangs was also exploded.

"Ha ha ha ha"

Chen Ya in the car burst into laughter, quickly lit the cannon, and threw it at the fish chasing him again.

call out…

boom! !

call out…

boom! !

Soon, the group of ferocious crossfish was blown away by the cannons, and they all fled.

They are not stupid.

Knowing that he couldn't catch up with Chen Ya, did he get bombed all the time?

At this moment, the bosses of the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy, and all kinds of barrages were flying!

"Love and evil desire: Hahaha, brother monkey is so cheap."

"Station B is full of homosexuals: this is called monkey cheap! The anchor monkey cheap, monkey cheap."

"The Immortal Blood of the Heroic Spirit: The scraping cannon is powerful, but the fish are all scared away."

"Dong Kuizi: Yes, not enough fun!"

"Drunk one: Not having fun +1, means you want to play scratching."

……

Still want to play?
Seeing the barrage, Chen Ya couldn't help but said:

"Alright then, let me see if I can find mutant creatures."

Next up is...

Monkey cheap all the way, bomb all the way!

Soon, Chen Ya found a blue-black mud crab the size of a round table on the road.

Saw the vehicle.

The mud crab raised a pair of strong pincers, and rushed straight up.

Chen Ya quickly backed up the car, and while backing away quickly, he also stared and said:
"Oh, are you ruthless? You come up with the pliers and want to fuck me?"

Without further ado, fry it!
call out…

boom! ! !
The loud sound of firecrackers immediately frightened the mud crab to jump up.

And then...

boom! ! !
boom! !

boom!
Scratching cannons one after another, don't be too happy.

And that mud crab, no matter how nervous he was, couldn't stand Chen Ya's bombardment, so he ran away immediately.

Can't be provoked, can't you hide?
"Don't run."

Chen Ya was a little disappointed, but the bosses in the live broadcast room were all overjoyed.

Firecracker fun.

As early as when he was a child, Chen Ya had already experienced it.

But the humans in Floating Void City saw it for the first time, so they naturally found it very interesting.

And along the way, any mutant creatures encountered...

Basically all bombed!

Variation Abalone
fried!~
Variant Neptune

fried!~
Wild ghoul

fried!~
……

Except for the crazy ghoul who had no sense of pain, all the other creatures were blown away by Chen Ya.

"It's boring."

Chen Ya left the silly ghoul behind, and immediately drove the Glory S towards Cailu Town.

【Current popularity: 9011】

At this moment, the popularity of the live broadcast room also exploded along the way, rising a lot.

It is estimated that it will not be long before the popularity will exceed [-].

At the same time, the bosses in the live broadcast room also became interested, and various bullet screens appeared quickly.

"Vice President Taishang: The anchor is awesome! This firecracker is so good!"

"Manual funny 999: They are all ordinary creatures, have the guts to bomb the elite?"

"Just be yourself in this life: yes, there is a kind of bomb elite, bomb boss!"

"Wind and Luanwu: If you want me to say it, directly blow up the Demon King!"

"R Silent Swordsman: Demon King? Just thinking about it makes me feel exciting."

……

What about the Demon King?

Crazy?
Chen Ya rolled his eyes, then shook his head and said:
"The demon king who blows up wool, is that courting death?"

You now…

Isn't it courting death?

The bosses in the studio also rolled their eyes back, and Chen Ya could only say:

"The devil creature is too scary, it's best not to provoke it."

Although he is a small expert at killing people, he also knows that devil-level creatures are definitely not something he can provoke.

but later...

Not necessarily.

……

[PS: The second update!Let the protagonist pretend to be aggressive first, using perfume as gasoline?You don't explode, I'll take your last name!

Wait, my surname seems to be Chen too?Laugh and cry. 】

(End of this chapter)