Emperor Yi is invincible

Chapter 568 Cousin: The whole world is playing me!

According to statistics, as of now, Cousins ​​has suffered 76 technical fouls and 10 expulsions in his career.

These two statistics are records in today's NBA. In recent years, Cousins ​​has been the king of technical offenses in the league. Among them, in the 2012-13 season, he had 17 technical offenses and 4 technical offenses. be evicted.

Since this guy entered the league, he has taken the title of the king of technical offenders. If he comes to participate in any World Cup or Olympics, he will be called a technical foul, and he will die of joy.

But what makes Yi Jianlian's face hurt is that this guy is his fan and fan
Yi Jianlian really doesn't want this fan, especially this guy actually said that he wants to come to New York to stay and fly with him?
Yi Jianlian's face became even darker.

Can you get the hell out of me?
I'm male, I like women, and I don't like to overcome difficulties, OK?

Besides, it's good now, New York doesn't have many fouls per game, but the guy estimates that the number of fouls will rise slowly.

There are several more interesting things in later generations.

In a game between the Warriors and the Hornets, at 4 minutes and 54 seconds into the fourth quarter, Hornets player Jeremy Lamb dropped his shoe in front of Cousins ​​while going around the screen, and Cousins ​​picked it up. It was thrown out, and then the referee whistled Cousins ​​a technical foul.

Cousins ​​was puzzled and annoyed. Stepping on a shoe could easily lead to a sprained ankle, and throwing it out was considered a protective action, not to mention that he had experienced a torn Achilles tendon.

Also, the first stat he got in the Warriors was actually a technical foul.

In the first quarter, Cousins, who had an excellent seat in the audience, was suddenly expelled by the referee. Even if he did not appear on the court, he was still whistled by the referee.Cousins, in a suit, chatted with Green before walking back to the locker room, escorted by staff.

1 expulsion, which is also Cousins' first data in the Warriors, and the first time he was expelled in the Warriors.

Many people say that Cousins ​​​​is half an angel and half a devil.

From the head up is an angel, from the nose down is a devil.

There was a guy like him, and his name was McKee.

McGee has been called "a man of talent from the neck down."

Of course, the matter of Yi Jianlian's little fan does not affect Cousins' anger on the court now!
Yi Jianlian admired him very much. Cousins, who was still a little boy in clothes just now, turned into an angry beast after the game started, constantly engaging in physical confrontation with Gobert.

Gobert is also strong, but he still retreats in front of Cousins' big man, and he can't carry Cousins' weight.

However, under the guidance of Yi Jianlian, Gobert played very smartly, constantly using small actions to interfere with Cousins.

then
The game is not over yet, and Cousins ​​has been called a sixth foul and left the field!

Poor Cousins.

However, a strange scene appeared on the field.

When Cousins ​​was away, under the leadership of Rudy Gay and Collison, the Kings were able to overtake the Knicks and keep the victory to the end!
Yi Jianlian was dumbfounded!
Damn, something big happened!
This big event is not about the Knicks losing, but about why the Kings are so strong without Cousins?

Did that group of people take aphrodisiacs?When Cousins ​​was on the court, everyone was like a dead pig. Cousins ​​turned into "Yi Jianlian" every moment when he was off the court.

Barkley, who explained the game, was overjoyed: "Shaq, can you guess what is the reason?"

O'Neill shook his head in distress: "I don't know, but I hope God can tell me."

Without the main players, the team actually won the Knicks, who are now ranked number one in the league?

Or a comeback to win?

If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, you would have thought it was a joke!

But you can tell from the loveless look in Cousins' eyes that it's true.
The Knicks lost to the Sacramento Kings, their second loss of the season!

This result is naturally unexpected by many others. Who would have thought that the King, who lacks the team's main players, can reverse the Knicks who are fully fired?

What is this routine?
Did you send it?
Many people who didn't believe the result even went to watch the replay.

It turned out that the Knicks really didn't give it away, and the two sides fought with real knives and guns.

Then the Kings won.

Their good rhythm simply surprised everyone.

The head coach of the Kings said in an interview after the game: The tactics formulated by the team are very good, and the players have all played the effect he wanted.

Many people can't help but wonder, are you sure this is your tactic?
Your tactic is to let Cousins ​​six off?
It's fake, you have to blow it a little bit like it.

The Kings won inexplicably, but it also left a seed in the hearts of other teams.

The Kings can win the Knicks, so why can't we win?

Everyone is the same, even I still hello?
I can't figure out the reason, so I can only let it go.

When the Kings won the Knicks, they naturally went out to drink and celebrate happily, and it didn't matter if the Knicks lost this game. Only Cousins ​​was depressed.

If you say that this comeback is led by him, then he will be absolutely happy, but this comeback has nothing to do with him at all.

Cousins ​​is bitter but he doesn't know how to say it. He now feels that the whole world has abandoned him, and the whole world is playing him.
Yi Jianlian could only go over and pat this young man on the shoulder. After all, he is also his fan. Now that the game is over, it will be okay to comfort him, right?
After playing the Kings, I had no time to rest and rushed to the next away game, the Portland Trail Blazers.

The Knicks' remaining games in December are really tiring. The time is so short and there are so many games. Yi Jianlian has to wonder if the league deliberately messed with them.

Is this what people live?

You look at the Trail Blazers and you have to go back to New York to face the Los Angeles Clippers immediately.

Game after game, without even a break.

Such a game is too tiring for the players.

So on the plane to the Trail Blazers, the entire Knicks team fell asleep.

Normally everyone would make a fuss, but now they lost energy, including Yi Jianlian.

"This group of boys really seem to be tired?" The old Zen master poked his head out from the back and looked at the Knicks in front.

Before he finished speaking, the assistant coach next to him whispered to him: "F Phil, it's not just them, you also need to take a good rest now."

Phil Jackson is 80 or [-] years old, and he is tired of running back and forth all day long.

(End of this chapter)