God please let me go

Chapter 25 Pig teammate and god opponent

Chapter 25 Pig teammate and god opponent

"Why are you so unlucky?"

Yin Yinyin couldn't help but chuckle, "I only have a 2% chance of a critical strike, why do you have at least half of them critically struck? Is it my luck, or is your luck too bad?"

"I'm unlucky." Lin Xinghe rolled his eyes, "If I knew it, I wouldn't be playing with monkeys, 41% chance of a critical strike, and I didn't get a critical strike..."

He used to play monkeys in the same way, unless the critical strike probability reached 100%, otherwise there was almost no critical strike.

Therefore, he seldom plays this kind of hero who relies on crit strikes for food. This time, he thought that there is a system to help and it will not affect the game experience, so he chose to try it out. Unexpectedly, the result was the same.

"It's amazing, your luck is amazing." Yin Yinyin sighed.

"Let's rank directly, I'll play Jing Ke." Lin Xinghe said helplessly.

You can only play a hero like Jing Ke who doesn't rely on critical strikes. Anyway, this hero will never crit in the front, and will crit as long as he stabs in the back. It has nothing to do with luck.

"Okay, I'm only platinum four, and you're only platinum three, I'll take you to Xingyao first." Yin Yinyin nodded.

After more than ten seconds, the ranking was successful.

At the same time, a line of dark golden system handwriting also appeared in front of Lin Xinghe's eyes:

[Sorry for your misfortune, bad luck points +3! 】

"Ok?"

Lin Xinghe was slightly taken aback, feeling a little baffled, why did he suddenly get bad luck points?And only 3 credits?
Could it be that……

Lin Xinghe suddenly guessed a possibility, and couldn't help feeling a bad premonition in his heart.

Enter the hero selection interface.

Yin Yinyin directly chose Zhuge Liang, and said: "I play mid laner, you play jungler, we two will lead the rhythm, we can win faster, kill the opponent as soon as possible, and let them surrender in 6 minutes."

"Don't worry, I am Jing Ke invincible."

Lin Xinghe nodded and chose Jing Ke without wasting time.

Soon, heroes were selected on the third, fourth and fifth floors, and the game interface began to load. Apart from Lin Xinghe's V8, there seemed to be no RMB players.

After entering the game, before the spring water came out, Huang Zhong on the third floor suddenly sent a message: "I'll hang up for a while, my girlfriend asked me to wash the dishes, please don't report me."

"..."

Lin Xinghe was a little speechless. He was actually matched with a man with tracheitis. What is more important, a girlfriend or a game?
Cough, I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing, these two are not comparable at all, well, how can you give up four lovely teammates just because of your girlfriend?
Miyamoto Musashi on the fourth floor immediately scolded: "X you XXX's XX, there are so many things to do in ranking, I am annoyed you XXXX the most, if you don't play, get out!"

The fifth floor also sent a message: "Hehe, hang up at the beginning of the game, play XX, okay, then hang up, wait 6 minutes and surrender."

"..."

Yin Yinyin was dumbfounded, what kind of teammates are they matched with?
A guy with tracheitis hangs up at the start, a troll greets his teammates and their families at the start, a guy with a glass heart is flammable and explosive, what kind of pig teammates are these?

"This... shall we still fight?" Lin Xinghe asked with some embarrassment.

He didn't need to think about it, but it was definitely because of his bad luck that he was matched with three excellent teammates all at once.

Now he understands why the system will give him bad luck points after the match is successful, which is considered unlucky.

Lin Xinghe has seen too many teammates like this.

In terms of skills, he is pretty good. After all, with such bad luck, he can reach the diamond rank in Lol. The level can be imagined, and it is not an exaggeration to claim to be a master.

Of course, it's just hovering in diamonds and platinum.

The reason why I am stuck here is because Lin Xinghe often matches with some excellent teammates. To sum it up in a poem: Wen Neng hangs up to spray his teammates, Wu Neng jumps the tower to give away the head, if he is quiet, he will not see anyone for a hundred years, and if he moves, he will send him a super god.

This kind of bad luck does not happen every time, half and half.

If there is only one such excellent teammate, it is still possible to win. If there are two such teammates, the hope of winning is too small. Even if he is a master, he will not be able to rush to the diamond.

And even if this game is very unlucky, I met three top teammates all at once, so I'm afraid the odds are against me.

"Why not play? It's just a platinum game."

On the contrary, Yin Yinyin was eager to try, "This kind of rookie game, even if I can't fight five-on-one, plus you and that troll, three-on-five is more than enough, just watch me perform."

I don't care about the two hang-ups. The troll is just spraying, but he is still willing to go out, and he is considered to have combat effectiveness.

Three 10 minutes later.

Victory!

As soon as the picture of victory came out, Yin Yinyin let out a long sigh of relief, fell softly on the sofa, put the phone on her chest and rolled her eyes to rest.

Lin Xinghe looked at the two big words 'victory' on the screen and finally breathed a sigh of relief, "I almost lost."

"Oh my God."

Yin Yinyin couldn't help but support her forehead, "It took half an hour for a platinum round, how could it be more tiring than a king's round? It's fine for three-on-five, it doesn't feel like the opponent is a novice."

She couldn't imagine that even if she was a great god at the level of a King of Glory, even if her inscriptions were rubbish, her operation, consciousness, positioning, overall situation, etc., would completely blow up these rookie ten streets.
Even if you played so hard, you almost lost?
Lin Xinghe's mentality is very good. Anyway, he has 3 bad luck points, and these three 10 minutes of hard work are not in vain. If you match more teammates like this, you will be able to draw a lottery soon.

"Do you want to continue?" Lin Xinghe asked.

"Go on, I'm going to make these rookies tremble in the next game!"

Yin Yinyin stretched fiercely, picked up the juice on the coffee table and took a sip, then picked up the phone with renewed vigor, and continued to match.

At the same time as the match was successful, a line of dark golden system handwriting also appeared in front of Lin Xinghe's eyes:

[Sorry for your misfortune, bad luck points +1! 】

Lin Xinghe breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that this round is not as unlucky as the last round. There is probably only one top-quality teammate. Yin Yinyin should be able to hold it, right?

The round really went smoothly, and nothing went wrong.

At 4 minutes, Yin Yinyin's Zhuge Liang went up the road, ready to help the top laner. In order to avoid cooperation mistakes, he did not forget to send a message: "Arthur, get ready, you face, kill Houyi first."

However, Arthur didn't respond and hung up under the tower.

"Arthur? Come on."

"What about people?"

Yin Yinyin hid in the grass and shouted for a long time, she was speechless, why did she meet someone who hung up again?
When she returned to the middle lane, Arthur on the top lane said, "I'm sorry, the baby is crying. I was breastfeeding just now. You play first. I peed on me just now. I'll take a bath."

"..."

The corner of Yin Yinyin's mouth twitched slightly, what the hell is breastfeeding?

So what if you get peed?Can't you finish the game with the smell of urine?Can you still have a little e-sports spirit?
However, fortunately, there was only this cheating teammate in this round. With Yin Yinyin as a master, it was easy to play four against five. After twelve minutes, the opponent surrendered.

Victory!

"This round is much simpler."

Yin Yinyin looked at the record and found that she was the MVP again, so she continued to match with satisfaction.

When the match was successful, the system writing appeared in front of Lin Xinghe's eyes:
[Sorry for your misfortune, bad luck points +8! 】

???

Lin Xinghe was dumbfounded, what the hell is this?

There are only three teammates in total, even if all three teammates are mentally handicapped, that's three bad luck points, right?How come there are 3 points?
Soon, enter the hero selection interface.

Lin Xinghe and Yin Yinyin were on the fourth and fifth floors, and they were passers-by on the first, second and third floors.

First floor: "Everyone pushes together, the speed is fast."

Then Huang Zhong was chosen.

The second floor: "Choose the hero who pushes the tower remotely."

I chose Baili to keep the promise.

The third floor: "Quick selection on the fourth and fifth floors, flattening all the way, it will be over in 10 minutes."

Houyi was chosen.

Yin Yinyin:? ? ?

"Is there such a way of playing?" Lin Xinghe was a little suspicious of life, and couldn't help turning his head to look at Yin Yinyin.

"I don't know which rookie created a new style of play by himself. Mentally retarded, five people have no money and experience all the way, and they were killed in a few minutes." Yin Yinyin rolled her eyes weakly.

Well, it seems that it is up to her to turn the tide again.

"Then should we both choose to advance?" Lin Xinghe asked.

"Do you dare to believe the tactics of this mentally handicapped trio?" Yin Yinyin said helplessly: "Continue, I am a mage and you play wild."

Lin Xinghe continued to choose Jing Ke.

Yin Yinyin chose Diao Chan. If the trio is unreliable, as long as she has the leading equipment, it is not impossible to fight five.

"Are you two sick on the fourth and fifth floors?"

"I told you to choose the promotion lineup. If you push all five together, you will win. What XX thing did you choose?"

"Hehe, you don't want to win, do you? Then play slowly on your own."

The mentally handicapped trio immediately became enraged, and the images of the three keyboard warriors jumped out vividly, with a force of nine stages!

Lin Xinghe didn't bother to spray it back, he typed out the word 'mentally retarded' at random, and was about to send it out, when he suddenly remembered that Zhang Zhi seemed to be lying on the ground, so he changed it to 'idiot' before sending it out.

Yin Yinyin was not interested in paying attention to these three mentally handicapped, turned her head and said to Lin Xinghe: "It seems that the three of them are going to hang up, block them later, the two of us can do 2v5, and we can deal with some platinum small chickens, two people are enough gone."

"Um... I hope so." Lin Xinghe felt a little unsure when he thought of the 8 bad luck points.

After entering the game, Lin Xinghe and Yin Yinyin directly blocked the text and voice of the three mentally handicapped, so as not to affect their mood.

Before the spring water came out, a full-screen message was sent from the opposite side:
"On the other side, surrender in 6 minutes. We are practicing trumpets. Don't waste time and start the next round as soon as possible."

"...So that's how it is." Lin Xinghe was slightly taken aback, and instantly understood where the 8 bad luck points came from. 3 points were provided by the mentally handicapped trio, and the other 5 points were due to being matched with the five masters on the opposite side. .

Yin Yinyin is also a little lost, "Isn't it? Psychological tactics?"

Soon, she understood——

"Huh? Why are there still people in the Platinum Bureau turning against the wild and the red?"

"Damn, this Li Bai's reaction is so fast? Is this the level of a king?"

"This mage doesn't even have a blood-sucking book, and the blood-sucking spell is so high. Is it a full-level inscription?"

"Hey, hey, why are there still people squatting in reverse?"

"Isn't it? How can we fight so early? Lin Xinghe, I'll go up and absorb the damage. You can go around and try to harvest."

"Drunk, I just want to play a game normally, why do I still meet five masters who play trumpets?"

Defeat!

In less than 10 minutes, the game was over.

Under the attack of the five inscriptions with high levels and all of them being masters, there were only two of them, Lin Xinghe and Yin Yinyin. Even if Yin Yinyin was at the level of King of Glory, she couldn't stop her at all, and was defeated in an instant.

Yin Yinyin lay on the sofa with a dark face and Ge You was paralyzed, speechless: "Is today my disaster day? Why is my luck so bad? Teammates like pigs and opponents like gods survived together?"

System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for Yin Yinyin's mental damage fee]

Lin Xinghe's eyes lit up, and he was not unhappy at all. Not only did he get bad luck points, but he also got money. If he loses, he loses!
"Why are you so happy?" Yin Yinyin glanced at Lin Xinghe depressedly.

"Cough, it's nothing." Lin Xinghe coughed and lied casually: "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as I play with you, I'll be happy."

"..."

Yin Yinyin looked at Lin Xinghe as if she had seen a ghost, her eyes were full of disbelief, did she hallucinate?

This dead straight man can actually speak sweet words?
She couldn't help asking: "Really?"

Lin Xinghe nodded, "Yes, isn't it interesting to see a master like you being abused by a rookie?"

"..."

System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for Yin Yinyin's mental damage fee]

"Get out!" Yin Yinyin gave Lin Xinghe a hard look.

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