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Chapter 8 Kneeling Electronic Scales
Chapter 8 Kneeling Electronic Scales
Okay, why is there another mental damage fee?
Lin Xinghe was both happy and puzzled, turned his head to look at Liao Yu, and found that her face was indeed a bit dark.
It's strange, he didn't say anything just now, why did he stimulate this girl's heart?
Is it because the girl doesn't like tulips?
Even if you don't like tulips, you won't be so stimulated that you need 588 yuan to heal your soul, right?
Lin Xinghe was confused. What kind of weird brain circuits did these women have?
"Did I say something wrong just now?" Lin Xinghe couldn't help asking.
Liao Yu glanced at him expressionlessly: "What do you think?"
"Should... you said something right, right? Tulips are quite beautiful..." Lin Xinghe was a little uncertain, after all, even the system paid him mental damage fees.
"Yes, you're right, tulips are the most beautiful." Liao Yu nodded calmly, you're right, it's all because of your aunt who thinks you, a straight steel man, are praising me?
"It's very beautiful..." Lin Xinghe was a little puzzled, is this an irony?
Then--
System handwriting: [You get 188 yuan, which can be used for Liao Yu's mental damage fee]
Well, it seems to be ironic.
It's just that Liao Yu is too easily provoked, right?
However, since Liao Yu is so glass-hearted, Lin Xinghe decided not to speak, so as not to irritate her again. Although making money is very happy, but it is based on other people's pain, which is a bit bad.
Seeing that Lin Xinghe just nodded slightly and stopped talking, Liao Yu couldn't help but turn darker—I said you were right, but you really believed it?
System handwriting: [You get 88 yuan, which can be used for Liao Yu's mental damage fee]
Lin Xinghe:? ? ?
Is the system sick? I haven't said anything. Why did I provoke Liao Yu again?
Liao Yu became more and more depressed and doubted whether he was really unattractive. He couldn't help but melancholy picked up the beer bottle next to him and poured a glass of wine into the glass, intending to get drunk and relieve his worries.
She drank it all down, the alcohol stimulated her cheeks a little red.
However, he seemed to feel a little better.
Liao Yu continued to pour the wine, and she only poured half of the glass, and grabbed the beer bottle in her hand with one hand, preventing her from pouring the wine any more.
She turned her head to look, and the person who stopped her was naturally Lin Xinghe.
"Why are you drinking alone?" Lin Xinghe frowned and glanced at Liao Yu. This girl must have been irritated so stupid, right?
This guy still knows how to care about her?
Liao Yu felt helpless, and shook his head nonchalantly on the surface: "It's nothing, I'm just a little thirsty."
"Are you OK?"
Lin Xinghe asked cautiously, while paying attention to the system prompts. If Liao Yu was really in a bad mood, he should be charged for mental damage if he asked him this question and provoked him.
'Nonsense, of course something has happened, have you ever seen a girl who drank beer as water when she was thirsty? '
Liao Yu secretly slandered, but she was too embarrassed to say that she poured it herself because she was feeling sentimental and melancholy, so she could only shake her head and say, "It's okay, I'm just thirsty."
Lin Xinghe waited for a few more seconds, and found that there was no mental damage fee in the account, so he was relieved. It seemed that Liao Yu was really fine.
"Phew, it's fine." Lin Xinghe breathed a sigh of relief, and put his own beer bottle in front of Liao Yu, and said proudly: "It's just right, I can't finish drinking, since you're thirsty, I'll give it to you drink."
"..." Liao Yu was dumbfounded.
What script is this?
Shouldn't boys be stopped when they see girls drinking alone?Or let the girl drink less, how come you, you don't want to drink and push it to the girl?A little bit of humanity, okay?
Liao Yu's face darkened, and he doubted life again.
then--
System handwriting: [You get 588 yuan, which can be used for Liao Yu's mental damage fee]
what happened?
Lin Xinghe was stunned, and before he had time to think about it, he quickly took back his beer bottle, coughed and said, "I was just joking."
"Hehe..." Liao Yu twitched the corners of his mouth, not wanting to talk to him anymore, so he took out his phone to see how much his novels had increased in his collection.
Although Lin Xinghe didn't understand why Liao Yu was provoked, he also knew that talking too much would lead to mistakes. Seeing her lowering her head to play with her mobile phone, she simply took out her mobile phone and pretended that nothing happened just now.
Just now, several consecutive mental damage expenses were entered into the account, and there were also a few more information about changes in bank balances.
【您尾号3184卡4月18日12:52 收入588元,余额10137.33元】
"1 yuan?"
Lin Xinghe couldn't help but his eyes lit up. It seemed that he could compensate the creditor now.
Unexpectedly, in the morning, I was so poor that I only had more than 200 yuan left. Not long after that, I managed to make up 1 yuan, thanks to Liao Yu.
"By the way, didn't the young lady say that she added me as a friend after buying a mobile phone?"
Lin Xinghe clicked on WeChat and found that the friend application had not been approved. It is estimated that the other party has not bought a mobile phone or installed WeChat.
Let's wait until she approves the friend request.
However, Lin Xinghe didn't want to pay it off all at once. He always felt that if he lost this debt, his only connection with that young lady would be broken.
And he couldn't explain where the 1 yuan came from, so it's better to pay it back slowly and wait until later.
"Lin Xinghe, thank you."
While Lin Xinghe was thinking, Liao Yu suddenly thanked him.
"What's wrong?" Lin Xinghe asked puzzled.
"I just checked the increase in the collection, and the effect is very good." Liao Yu showed a smile, "Maybe it's because my book has never had any good recommendations, and it lacks exposure. You are the site-wide push of the Silver League. It actually gave me a lot of favorites."
"Oh, this shows that your book is good, and it is your own credit." Lin Xinghe praised, which can be regarded as making up for the spiritual loss he had done to her before.
"I can still be on the best-seller list tomorrow, thank you so much." Liao Yu thanked again, paused, hesitated, and asked, "That...Lin Xinghe, are you free?"
'Lin Xinghe, are you free? '
Hearing the beginning of this familiar sentence pattern, Lin Xinghe was shocked.
In the previous company, the boss's daughter called him around like this. She put on shoes for him all day long, and found him something to do when he had nothing to do. She just said, "Lin Xinghe, are you free?"It doesn't work if you don't have time, go and give me xxxx' and other orders.
At this moment, when Liao Yu asked a similar opening sentence, Lin Xinghe immediately recalled the fear of being dominated at the beginning, and subconsciously blurted out:
"No time!"
So, the consequence is——
System handwriting: [You get 688 yuan, which can be used for Liao Yu's mental damage fee]
"..." The corner of Liao Yu's mouth twitched slightly, is it necessary to be so straightforward?
"Cough, no, I'm just joking." When Lin Xinghe saw the mental damage fee, he immediately realized that he felt guilty for a while, and then asked, "What's the matter? Of course I'm free."
"It's all right..." Liao Yu was expressionless. He wanted to invite this guy to dinner, but now he just thinks about it.
"No, I'm really joking." Lin Xinghe said helplessly: "If you have anything to ask me for help, just tell me directly, as long as it is a small matter, I will help according to the situation."
Liao Yu became even more depressed. What are you talking about? It depends on the situation to help?
"It's really fine." Liao Yu didn't want to mention it, since you are single by virtue of your ability, then I won't bother you, Zhu Gusheng.
Half an hour later, after having had enough wine and food, it was time to leave.
"Hey, let's go first." Wu Jianwu gave Lin Xinghe and the others a look.
At the wine table just now, Deng Yulin had already started talking to him, which showed that her heart had softened, and then as long as they gave him the space to be alone, they would be able to reunite logically.
"You don't want to..." Zhang Zhi was slightly taken aback, glanced at Wu Jianwu, then at Deng Yulin, suddenly understood something, let out a long oh, and said with a hey smile: "You boy..."
"Mentally handicapped brother, you go first, don't talk, please." Wu Jianwu quickly covered Zhang Zhi's mouth, and he was sure of getting back together, but if this guy was allowed to talk nonsense, it might not be so.
"Yulin, then I'll go first." Liao Yu nodded to Deng Yulin, and left the box with his bag.
"Then let's go." Lin Xinghe said hello and took Zhang Zhi out.
The three of them left the main entrance of the restaurant. Liao Yu called Didi and stood quietly waiting at the entrance.
"I live not far from here, so I'll go first." Zhang Zhi said something, and then said to Liao Yu: "Liao Yu, I'm settling in Suzhou City, if you have anything to do, contact me in the group. One sound will do."
"Then just add me on WeChat." Liao Yu said and took out his phone.
"That's unnecessary." Zhang Zhi hurriedly took two steps back to keep a distance, "My wife doesn't allow me to add other friends of the opposite sex, uh...except relatives."
"Haha, maybe your wife thinks you are mentally retarded, afraid that you will be tricked by other women into online dating again?" Lin Xinghe laughed, and deliberately imitated the loli voice with a high-pitched voice: "Little brother, do you want to date online? My loli voice, Please choose me for online dating. I don’t have any exes on the whole network. I won’t admit it if I have one. I have 365 fake photos. I have all the looks you like. If you cheated me out of money, I will delete you as a stinker~"
System handwriting: [You get 88 yuan, which can be used for Zhang Zhi's mental damage fee]
Pfft!
Zhang Zhi felt like a knife was stabbed in his heart, and the scars from the past were bloodyly uncovered. He couldn't help but glared at Lin Xinghe with a dark face: "You single guy knows nothing about me. I am willing to delete other girls, which means that I am a good person to my wife." True love, true love, do you understand?"
Lin Xinghe didn't bother to talk to him, he was just a little puzzled, is this also compensation for mental damage?
But this knife stabbed so hard, how come so little money?
Is it because Zhang Zhi is too poor?
"Okay." Liao Yu glanced at Zhang Zhi angrily, "If you don't add it, don't add it, you won't be three meters away from me, right?"
Zhang Zhi coughed and said awkwardly: "Well...you smell of perfume, what if you smell it? If my wife smells it, I will have to kneel on the electronic scale again tonight."
As he said that, he couldn't help showing a look of fear on his face.
"What's so scary about kneeling on electronic scales? It's not kneeling on keyboards and washboards." Lin Xinghe gave Zhang Zhi a strange look.
Zhang Zhi rolled his eyes: "You can only kneel with a weight of 600 grams, you try it?"
And this kind of operation?
Lin Xinghe was startled, and thankfully heaved a sigh of relief: "Sure enough, it's better to be single."
"Cut, I'm leaving." Zhang Zhi gave him a disdainful look, then turned and left quickly.
After Zhang Zhi walked away, Liao Yu glanced at Lin Xinghe and suddenly asked, "Do you think it's good to be single?"
(End of this chapter)
Okay, why is there another mental damage fee?
Lin Xinghe was both happy and puzzled, turned his head to look at Liao Yu, and found that her face was indeed a bit dark.
It's strange, he didn't say anything just now, why did he stimulate this girl's heart?
Is it because the girl doesn't like tulips?
Even if you don't like tulips, you won't be so stimulated that you need 588 yuan to heal your soul, right?
Lin Xinghe was confused. What kind of weird brain circuits did these women have?
"Did I say something wrong just now?" Lin Xinghe couldn't help asking.
Liao Yu glanced at him expressionlessly: "What do you think?"
"Should... you said something right, right? Tulips are quite beautiful..." Lin Xinghe was a little uncertain, after all, even the system paid him mental damage fees.
"Yes, you're right, tulips are the most beautiful." Liao Yu nodded calmly, you're right, it's all because of your aunt who thinks you, a straight steel man, are praising me?
"It's very beautiful..." Lin Xinghe was a little puzzled, is this an irony?
Then--
System handwriting: [You get 188 yuan, which can be used for Liao Yu's mental damage fee]
Well, it seems to be ironic.
It's just that Liao Yu is too easily provoked, right?
However, since Liao Yu is so glass-hearted, Lin Xinghe decided not to speak, so as not to irritate her again. Although making money is very happy, but it is based on other people's pain, which is a bit bad.
Seeing that Lin Xinghe just nodded slightly and stopped talking, Liao Yu couldn't help but turn darker—I said you were right, but you really believed it?
System handwriting: [You get 88 yuan, which can be used for Liao Yu's mental damage fee]
Lin Xinghe:? ? ?
Is the system sick? I haven't said anything. Why did I provoke Liao Yu again?
Liao Yu became more and more depressed and doubted whether he was really unattractive. He couldn't help but melancholy picked up the beer bottle next to him and poured a glass of wine into the glass, intending to get drunk and relieve his worries.
She drank it all down, the alcohol stimulated her cheeks a little red.
However, he seemed to feel a little better.
Liao Yu continued to pour the wine, and she only poured half of the glass, and grabbed the beer bottle in her hand with one hand, preventing her from pouring the wine any more.
She turned her head to look, and the person who stopped her was naturally Lin Xinghe.
"Why are you drinking alone?" Lin Xinghe frowned and glanced at Liao Yu. This girl must have been irritated so stupid, right?
This guy still knows how to care about her?
Liao Yu felt helpless, and shook his head nonchalantly on the surface: "It's nothing, I'm just a little thirsty."
"Are you OK?"
Lin Xinghe asked cautiously, while paying attention to the system prompts. If Liao Yu was really in a bad mood, he should be charged for mental damage if he asked him this question and provoked him.
'Nonsense, of course something has happened, have you ever seen a girl who drank beer as water when she was thirsty? '
Liao Yu secretly slandered, but she was too embarrassed to say that she poured it herself because she was feeling sentimental and melancholy, so she could only shake her head and say, "It's okay, I'm just thirsty."
Lin Xinghe waited for a few more seconds, and found that there was no mental damage fee in the account, so he was relieved. It seemed that Liao Yu was really fine.
"Phew, it's fine." Lin Xinghe breathed a sigh of relief, and put his own beer bottle in front of Liao Yu, and said proudly: "It's just right, I can't finish drinking, since you're thirsty, I'll give it to you drink."
"..." Liao Yu was dumbfounded.
What script is this?
Shouldn't boys be stopped when they see girls drinking alone?Or let the girl drink less, how come you, you don't want to drink and push it to the girl?A little bit of humanity, okay?
Liao Yu's face darkened, and he doubted life again.
then--
System handwriting: [You get 588 yuan, which can be used for Liao Yu's mental damage fee]
what happened?
Lin Xinghe was stunned, and before he had time to think about it, he quickly took back his beer bottle, coughed and said, "I was just joking."
"Hehe..." Liao Yu twitched the corners of his mouth, not wanting to talk to him anymore, so he took out his phone to see how much his novels had increased in his collection.
Although Lin Xinghe didn't understand why Liao Yu was provoked, he also knew that talking too much would lead to mistakes. Seeing her lowering her head to play with her mobile phone, she simply took out her mobile phone and pretended that nothing happened just now.
Just now, several consecutive mental damage expenses were entered into the account, and there were also a few more information about changes in bank balances.
【您尾号3184卡4月18日12:52 收入588元,余额10137.33元】
"1 yuan?"
Lin Xinghe couldn't help but his eyes lit up. It seemed that he could compensate the creditor now.
Unexpectedly, in the morning, I was so poor that I only had more than 200 yuan left. Not long after that, I managed to make up 1 yuan, thanks to Liao Yu.
"By the way, didn't the young lady say that she added me as a friend after buying a mobile phone?"
Lin Xinghe clicked on WeChat and found that the friend application had not been approved. It is estimated that the other party has not bought a mobile phone or installed WeChat.
Let's wait until she approves the friend request.
However, Lin Xinghe didn't want to pay it off all at once. He always felt that if he lost this debt, his only connection with that young lady would be broken.
And he couldn't explain where the 1 yuan came from, so it's better to pay it back slowly and wait until later.
"Lin Xinghe, thank you."
While Lin Xinghe was thinking, Liao Yu suddenly thanked him.
"What's wrong?" Lin Xinghe asked puzzled.
"I just checked the increase in the collection, and the effect is very good." Liao Yu showed a smile, "Maybe it's because my book has never had any good recommendations, and it lacks exposure. You are the site-wide push of the Silver League. It actually gave me a lot of favorites."
"Oh, this shows that your book is good, and it is your own credit." Lin Xinghe praised, which can be regarded as making up for the spiritual loss he had done to her before.
"I can still be on the best-seller list tomorrow, thank you so much." Liao Yu thanked again, paused, hesitated, and asked, "That...Lin Xinghe, are you free?"
'Lin Xinghe, are you free? '
Hearing the beginning of this familiar sentence pattern, Lin Xinghe was shocked.
In the previous company, the boss's daughter called him around like this. She put on shoes for him all day long, and found him something to do when he had nothing to do. She just said, "Lin Xinghe, are you free?"It doesn't work if you don't have time, go and give me xxxx' and other orders.
At this moment, when Liao Yu asked a similar opening sentence, Lin Xinghe immediately recalled the fear of being dominated at the beginning, and subconsciously blurted out:
"No time!"
So, the consequence is——
System handwriting: [You get 688 yuan, which can be used for Liao Yu's mental damage fee]
"..." The corner of Liao Yu's mouth twitched slightly, is it necessary to be so straightforward?
"Cough, no, I'm just joking." When Lin Xinghe saw the mental damage fee, he immediately realized that he felt guilty for a while, and then asked, "What's the matter? Of course I'm free."
"It's all right..." Liao Yu was expressionless. He wanted to invite this guy to dinner, but now he just thinks about it.
"No, I'm really joking." Lin Xinghe said helplessly: "If you have anything to ask me for help, just tell me directly, as long as it is a small matter, I will help according to the situation."
Liao Yu became even more depressed. What are you talking about? It depends on the situation to help?
"It's really fine." Liao Yu didn't want to mention it, since you are single by virtue of your ability, then I won't bother you, Zhu Gusheng.
Half an hour later, after having had enough wine and food, it was time to leave.
"Hey, let's go first." Wu Jianwu gave Lin Xinghe and the others a look.
At the wine table just now, Deng Yulin had already started talking to him, which showed that her heart had softened, and then as long as they gave him the space to be alone, they would be able to reunite logically.
"You don't want to..." Zhang Zhi was slightly taken aback, glanced at Wu Jianwu, then at Deng Yulin, suddenly understood something, let out a long oh, and said with a hey smile: "You boy..."
"Mentally handicapped brother, you go first, don't talk, please." Wu Jianwu quickly covered Zhang Zhi's mouth, and he was sure of getting back together, but if this guy was allowed to talk nonsense, it might not be so.
"Yulin, then I'll go first." Liao Yu nodded to Deng Yulin, and left the box with his bag.
"Then let's go." Lin Xinghe said hello and took Zhang Zhi out.
The three of them left the main entrance of the restaurant. Liao Yu called Didi and stood quietly waiting at the entrance.
"I live not far from here, so I'll go first." Zhang Zhi said something, and then said to Liao Yu: "Liao Yu, I'm settling in Suzhou City, if you have anything to do, contact me in the group. One sound will do."
"Then just add me on WeChat." Liao Yu said and took out his phone.
"That's unnecessary." Zhang Zhi hurriedly took two steps back to keep a distance, "My wife doesn't allow me to add other friends of the opposite sex, uh...except relatives."
"Haha, maybe your wife thinks you are mentally retarded, afraid that you will be tricked by other women into online dating again?" Lin Xinghe laughed, and deliberately imitated the loli voice with a high-pitched voice: "Little brother, do you want to date online? My loli voice, Please choose me for online dating. I don’t have any exes on the whole network. I won’t admit it if I have one. I have 365 fake photos. I have all the looks you like. If you cheated me out of money, I will delete you as a stinker~"
System handwriting: [You get 88 yuan, which can be used for Zhang Zhi's mental damage fee]
Pfft!
Zhang Zhi felt like a knife was stabbed in his heart, and the scars from the past were bloodyly uncovered. He couldn't help but glared at Lin Xinghe with a dark face: "You single guy knows nothing about me. I am willing to delete other girls, which means that I am a good person to my wife." True love, true love, do you understand?"
Lin Xinghe didn't bother to talk to him, he was just a little puzzled, is this also compensation for mental damage?
But this knife stabbed so hard, how come so little money?
Is it because Zhang Zhi is too poor?
"Okay." Liao Yu glanced at Zhang Zhi angrily, "If you don't add it, don't add it, you won't be three meters away from me, right?"
Zhang Zhi coughed and said awkwardly: "Well...you smell of perfume, what if you smell it? If my wife smells it, I will have to kneel on the electronic scale again tonight."
As he said that, he couldn't help showing a look of fear on his face.
"What's so scary about kneeling on electronic scales? It's not kneeling on keyboards and washboards." Lin Xinghe gave Zhang Zhi a strange look.
Zhang Zhi rolled his eyes: "You can only kneel with a weight of 600 grams, you try it?"
And this kind of operation?
Lin Xinghe was startled, and thankfully heaved a sigh of relief: "Sure enough, it's better to be single."
"Cut, I'm leaving." Zhang Zhi gave him a disdainful look, then turned and left quickly.
After Zhang Zhi walked away, Liao Yu glanced at Lin Xinghe and suddenly asked, "Do you think it's good to be single?"
(End of this chapter)
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