God level black shop

Chapter 4 4, okay, I’ll buy a pair

[Hahaha, I can’t do it anymore, I’ll forget about laughing to death]

[Hangcao, is this really JJ’s song Jiangnan?]

[It's amazing to be able to sing a single word in a song without being in tune]

【The name can still be introduced like this, 666】

[I was watching the live broadcast on the subway, and there were all empty seats next to me. They all thought I was crazy]

【Haha, one name is in the poem, one name is in the song, the family is right, this marriage is okay】

[I also feel that Bai Bai has met true love, so I’ll buy my little brother’s insoles and take him home]

【…】

The live broadcast room was still very lively, with barrages and gifts popping up all the time.

"Beauty, I was just joking with you just now, and I didn't intend to offend you. If I offend you, I apologize first." Jiang Nan's attitude took a 180-degree turn, and he nodded slightly at Qiu Yuebai to express his apology .

Qiu Yuebai was slightly taken aback, obviously not used to Jiangnan's tone of voice.

"If you don't have anything to show courteousness, you can either rape or steal!" Qiu Yuebai subconsciously raised her vigilance, raising her eyebrows: "Is there something wrong?"

"It's about the insoles." Jiang Nan smiled, and pointed at Qiu Yuebai's mobile phone: "I just saw a lot of rockets go into the sky, at least a dozen or so, and made a lot of money, hehe, since this is the case , just buy a pair of insoles."

"Sure enough, I'm making a bad idea..."

Qiu Yuebai rolled her eyes at Jiang Nan in disgust. It turned out that this guy had seen the situation in his live broadcast room and was thinking about letting her take advantage of her and buy insoles.

"Not buying!"

Qiu Yuebai decisively refused.

"Didn't you say you want everything before? We have to be honest." Jiang Jiang said.

"Integrity?" Qiu Yuebai was exasperated: "You dare to sell a pair of insoles for two thousand, and you still tell me your integrity!"

"2000 yuan for a pair of insoles is a little expensive..."

"Wait." Qiu Yuebai interrupted Jiangnan, rolled his eyes and said, "It's not a little more expensive, it's robbery! Do you know about robbery!!"

"How can it be? In broad daylight, the sky is bright, who dares to rob." Jiang Nan smiled and continued: "My insoles are expensive for a reason. Look, it is also a bag. Some places sell it for 20, and some places sell it for 20 It sells for [-], or even [-], but people still consume it. Why, because the quality is different and the brand effect is different..."

"Stop." Qiu Yuebai interrupted Jiang Nan again: "I spent 2 yuan to buy a bag at the LV flagship store. Of course it is worth it, but I spent [-] yuan to buy a bag at a roadside stall. Do you think it is worth it?"

Jiang Nan waved his hand: "That's not the problem, it's like this. LV bags can sell for [-] yuan in a flagship store, so wouldn't the same bag be worth [-] yuan at a roadside stall?"

"Do you think authentic LV bags will be sold at roadside stalls?" Qiu Yuebai rolled her eyes.

But Jiang Nan slapped his thigh: "This kind of good thing will happen to you today. My insole is definitely the LV in the bag, the Rolex in the watch, and the Rolls Royce in the car! Look at the workmanship, you Look at the material, and then look at the comfort, it's neither soft nor hard, and it doesn't scratch or grind your feet when it's in the shoes. With it in the shoes, it's like Nezha stepping on Hot Wheels, and Monkey King riding on it. Somersault cloud! What’s more, our insoles are purely handmade, and the sewers are all masters with more than 20 years of experience. If you look at its shape, it is fashionable, atmospheric and stable. Its designer is Carl Xi, the twin brother of the famous Italian designer Carl La, how did the advertisement come from, the insoles are forever, and one pair will last forever. There are as many pairs of insoles as there are touching stories. If you don’t buy insoles today, tomorrow It will increase in price. If you don’t buy it tomorrow, you can’t afford it the day after tomorrow. It’s not that fate doesn’t give you a chance, but that you don’t know how to cherish it. Today, at this moment, it is in front of you. Brand insoles, you deserve it! Use Tianxiang Yunwai brand insoles, he is good, and you are also good~!"

Jiang Nan's spitballs were flying all over the place as he spoke, and as soon as he finished speaking, he took the insole and made a pose that said, "I'm taking salt for myself!"

And Qiu Yuebai, who was opposite him, was already dumbfounded. Jiang Nan's style changed too quickly. At first, he was aloof, but now he looks like an MLM lecturer.

At this moment, the live broadcast room was completely boiling.

【I buy it, can I still buy it】

【Hahaha, pee from laughing, little brother 666】

[It's so lively, those who know are selling insoles, those who don't know think that the little brother is selling airplanes]

[Holding the grass, I was tempted by what I said, if I was on the scene, I would have paid for it directly]

[Overthinking, can you afford a pair of 2000 yuan insoles?]

【Baibai, buy a pair for me, just out of my sincerity, I bought it】

[I really want to buy a pair, let’s see how awesome this insole is]

[Tsk tsk tsk, I see a new star rising in the MLM world]

【…】

"What about the beauties, why don't you get a pair?" Jiang Nan took a breath and asked with a smile.

"Not buying!"

Qiu Yuebai shook her head obstinately: "You're talking too much, but in the end it's just a pair of broken insoles!"

"The insoles are right, but they are not broken ones. My insoles are very powerful. They are specially designed to treat foot odor, athlete's foot, onychomycosis, and dozens of foot diseases, such as hammertoes, cross toes, nail polish, heel pain, etc. Posterior tibial tendon insufficiency can be treated, and the effect is remarkable." Jiangnan said nonsense in a serious manner. He had nothing to do. If the insoles cannot be sold, the penis will be soaked in wine for the sake of a happy sex life in the future. , Jiangnan can only act against his conscience first.

"Hey! How dare you brag!"

Qiu Yuebai gave Jiang Nan a speechless look. This guy was quite reserved before, but now he is "forcibly deceived" by Chi Guoguo. A pair of insoles can cure dozens of foot diseases. Even a three-year-old child may not believe this.

"This is not my bragging. If you don't believe me, you can buy it back and try it. If it doesn't have the effects I said, you will get double the money!" Jiang Nan patted his chest with a serious expression on his face. His idea was to sell the insoles first. Let’s talk about the future later. Anyway, the most important thing right now is to keep little Ding Ding.

"Refund? Do you think I'm a three-year-old child?" Qiu Yuebai curled her lips with disdain: "I bought your insole today, and I can find you tomorrow?"

"Look at what you said, as if I'm a liar." Jiang Nan spread his hands.

"Isn't it?" Qiu Yuebai glared at him.

"Of course not! How could I be a liar!" Jiang Nan quickly shook his head: "I am the most honest person in selling things, and I am absolutely innocent."

Qiu Yuebai curled her lips: "If you say you are honest, you are honest. If you say you are innocent, you are innocent. Who can prove it?"

"God can testify for me!" Jiang Jiang said and stretched out three fingers: "I, Jiang Nan, swear to God, if I deceive this kind and beautiful Miss Qiuyuebai, I will never die!!"

"you……"

Qiuyue blushed slightly, she didn't expect Jiangnan to make such a poisonous oath, but, thinking about it, this should be the most vicious oath for a man.

"How about it, is it sincere enough?"

Jiang Nan is also going all out. Anyway, the insoles can't be sold, and Xiao Dingding is going to use them to make wine.

[Baibai, buy a pair]

【Baibai, buy it, I will pay for it】

[If you dare to swear such a poisonous oath, it’s probably not fake.]

【Haha, this little brother is working hard to sell insoles】

[Baibai, help me buy a pair and collect money]

【…】

The audience in the live broadcast room were all "moved" by Jiangnan's poisonous oath, and they tried to persuade him one after another. Some local tyrants even swiped ten rockets in one go.

Qiu Yuebai glanced at the live broadcast room, and then at the sincere Jiangnan: "If it doesn't have the effect you said, double the money?"

"Three times is fine!" Seeing that there is something to be done, Jiangnan increased the price directly, and then patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, I set up a stall here every day, if it doesn't work, you can just come to me directly, and, There is still a live broadcast on your side, tens of thousands of people are watching, if I am really a liar, they will not let me go!"

Qiu Yuebai hesitated for a while, and then looked at the live broadcast room. At this moment, the barrage was full of messages asking her to buy it. Then she thought about it, her income from this live broadcast had far exceeded the price of a pair of insoles, even if the other party was really If you are a liar, you will not suffer any loss.

"Okay, I'll buy a pair!" After weighing, Qiu Yuebai made a decision.

……

(End of this chapter)