God level black shop

Chapter 54 Chapter 54, the dormitory uncle expressed his surprise...

boom!
Pa~!

Click...!
A cool supersonic flying motorcycle appeared on Jiangnan's bed out of thin air. The volume of this motorcycle is a circle larger than normal motorcycles, and the weight is three or four times heavier. Such a behemoth suddenly appeared on Jiangnan's bed. The consequences One can imagine.

The thin bed board could not bear such a weight. Jiang Nan and the supersonic flying motorcycle fell from the upper bunk together and hit the desk below. However, the desk still could not bear such a weight. The tabletop was broken by the lazy waist, and the bed rest was smashed. The bookshelf standing on the wall also fell down, and just happened to hit Jiangnan who was on the ground first...

"My Nima!!"

Jiang Nan scolded his mother directly in pain, pushed away the bookshelf that fell on him, and got up from the ground grinning.

Looking at the mess, Jiangnan understood what extreme joy begets sorrow, but the only good thing is that he was not hit by a motorcycle, otherwise, his life would be in jeopardy. The system rewards are smashed to death...

How many lifetimes of bad luck must this be? ?

Boom, boom, boom...

There was a hasty knock on the door, apparently attracted by the movement in the house.

"What happened inside??"

"Is anyone in there??"

Outside the door is the voice of the dormitory uncle.

Jiang Nan collected himself and quickly put the supersonic flying motorcycle into the system backpack.

At this moment, the dormitory uncle, who had concluded that something serious happened inside, seemed to lose his patience and kicked open the door of the dormitory room. Then, he saw a naked man standing on the ground, and the scene of the terrible collapse of the bed... …

That's right, the man with the bare butt is Jiangnan. He has the habit of sleeping naked, especially in this hot summer, he really doesn't even bother to wear pants, so standing on the ground, still in shock, he followed the dorm manager who broke into the house. The uncle confirmed his eyes.

"you……"

"This……"

The wrinkled old face of the dormitory manager was full of panic.

Jiang Nan spread his hands in embarrassment, but was also speechless.

"Hey, how did this happen?"

After being stunned for a moment, the housekeeper asked in astonishment.

"I……"

Jiang Nan scratched his head, thought for a while and said, "I suddenly fell from the upper bunk while I was sleeping."

"So you smashed the bed and desk?" the dormitory uncle asked sullenly.

"Yes."

Jiang Nan bit the bullet and nodded.

"Who are you kidding? With just over 100 kilograms, you can smash the bed and desk?" Naturally, the dormitory manager didn't believe it. He couldn't get into the house, so he opened the bathroom door and took a look. No one was there. , I went to the balcony to look around again, but no one was there, and finally opened several wardrobes, still no one was there.

"Did you really do it yourself??"

The dormitory uncle looked like he had seen a ghost. Since it was summer vacation and there were not many people in the dormitory, incidents of boys bringing their girlfriends into the dormitory happened from time to time. This kid brought his girlfriend into the dormitory, and then, maybe because he used too much force while doing business, the two of them fell off the bed...

Jiang Nan with his bare butt is one of the evidences.

It is undeniable that the uncle's reasoning ability and imagination are very rich.

"Master, I think you should report to the school that the bed board is too weak." Jiang Nan said with a serious face.

"Not firm? Why are other people's beds so firm??" The dormitory uncle's face was dark, and he still felt that this matter was too strange and suspicious.

"I didn't know that this bed of mine was made by cutting corners." Jiang Nan shrugged.

The dormitory manager didn't say a word, and walked around the dormitory again, even opened the window to look, but there was no one.

"It's unreasonable, you alone, how could you have such a big impact to smash the bed and desk like this..." The dormitory uncle frowned, puzzled.

"Master, you don't know something. I have been hard-boned since I was a child. It is not uncommon for me to break the bed board." Jiang Nan said.

"Hard bones? How hard can that be?"

The dormitory uncle picked up a severed bed board and broke it with both hands, but the bed board did not respond at all. Now, the dormitory man became even more suspicious, and looked at Jiangnan: "Don't say you smashed this bed board while you were sleeping. It's broken, even if you kick it with your feet, you keep kicking it, tell me, what the hell are you doing in the dormitory, I don't know why, I'm going to report it to the Academic Affairs Office, you're just playing the piano!!"

The uncle in charge of the dormitory picked up Fan Er.

Jiang Nan frowned, and first put the underpants hanging on the bedside on his body to cover his vital parts. Such a frank chat is always uncomfortable.

"Master, it's too arbitrary for you to say that. Are you sure you're going to keep kicking this broken bed?" While speaking, Jiang Nan put on sneakers with Yunwaitianxiang insoles.

"What? You still want to demonstrate?" The dormitory uncle curled his lips, and lifted up a section of the bed board with both hands: "Okay, then kick it, I want to see how the bed board broke."

"Okay, since you don't believe me, sir, then I will demonstrate."

Jiang Nan didn't say much, just raised his leg and kicked it.

click!
There was a crisp sound, and the wooden board in the hands of the dormitory manager broke.

"you……?"

The dormitory uncle shrank his pupils and was very surprised. The bed board he took was relatively short. The shorter it is, the less likely it is to be kicked off. Kicked off by Jiangnan.

"It must be that this board is too thin, try again." The uncle of the dormitory came up stubbornly, took another shorter one, and lifted it up.

"Ready?" Jiang Nan asked with narrowed eyes.

"Hmm." The dormitory uncle nodded solemnly.

"coming!"

Jiang Nan let out a soft drink, and then kicked up.

click!
The wooden board in the hands of the dormitory manager broke again, cleanly.

"This……"

The old housekeeper was completely dumbfounded, the boss opened his mouth, and it took him a long time to say: "Have you practiced kung fu, kid?"

"That's not true. It's just that you have hard bones and plenty of strength since you were a child." Jiang Nan smiled lightly: "Master, do you believe what I said now?"

"But even if you have strong bones, you can't collapse the bed while sleeping..." The dormitory manager showed a troubled look on his face, and then waved his hand gently: "Forget it, forget it, anyway, you are I admire people with real skills. You can go to 507 to get a set of this bed board and desk. There are only two people in that dormitory. As for your damaged set, I will tell the logistics department later and report it for repair. Bar."

"Okay, thank you, sir." Jiang Nan hurriedly thanked.

"You're welcome, just don't cause any more trouble to me." The dormitory manager waved his hand.

"Don't worry, no more."

Jiang Nan smiled. Naturally, he would no longer do the silly act of picking up the motorcycle directly on the bed.

……

(End of this chapter)