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Chapter 63 Chapter 63, I really laughed to death... (2 in 1)

Chapter 63 Chapter 63, I really laughed to death... (two in one)

Qiu Yuebai didn't want to go, after all, she was not familiar with the group of people in the Jiangnan store, but after hearing what Ding Linglong said, she changed her mind. Women's intuition is extremely sensitive, especially when potential enemies appear At that time, even though Qiu Yuebai still didn't like Jiangnan to the extent that he couldn't help it, the two old comrades at home kept whispering in their ears. Therefore, in Qiu Yuebai's heart, Jiangnan was a special existence, similar to a spare tire, But the problem was that Qiu Yuebai didn't have a "principal palace", so Jiang Nan became the man closest to becoming a "principal palace".

Qiu Yuebai didn't know the importance of such a person to her, but what was certain was that Ding Linglong's words made her feel a little uncomfortable, and she subconsciously regarded him as an opponent, so Qiu Yuebai looked at Jiangnan He opened his mouth and responded: "I just didn't have lunch, if it's not troublesome, then let's go together."

"No trouble, it's lively when there are many people!" Without waiting for Jiang Nan's response, Wu Banxian answered with a smile. This guy naturally saw that Ding Linglong and Qiu Yuebai were confronting each other. However, as soon as he said those words, Ding Linglong immediately drew murderous gazes. He shrank his neck in fright, and quickly turned his gaze away.

Jiang Nan just asked politely, but he didn't expect Qiu Yuebai to actually agree, at this moment, he naturally couldn't have any other excuses, and said with a smile: "Old Wu is right, there are so many people~! "

When the group left the shop, Wang Dahai also temporarily closed the pancake stand.

There are several large-scale barbecue restaurants on Qibao Street. Ding Dingding picked a new restaurant called "Sanmai Zhenhuo". This restaurant just opened a few days ago, and it seems that it is just in time for the start of school.

"Several, please, please, there are boxes upstairs."

Seven people and one dog entered the store, and the waiter quickly greeted him with a smile on his face. However, when he saw the billionaire who was following Jiangnan, he frowned: "Sir, you are not allowed to bring pets to eat in the store." Yes, especially with such a big dog, it's not good to hurt people."

"Isn't there a box, we can't come out in the box." Jiang Nan leaned down and gently touched the head of Yi Yiyi: "Besides, my dog ​​is very docile and doesn't bite people."

"Sir, there are indeed regulations in the store. Otherwise, you can tie the dog at the door first, and we will watch for you..." the waiter said with a embarrassed face, but as soon as he finished speaking, Billion yelled at him dissatisfied With a cry, the waiter took a step back in fright.

"It's so fierce...you don't even bite~!" the waiter muttered in a low voice.

"That's because you don't let us go in with a billion dollars." Ding Ding Ding said with a small mouth.

"Liu, what's wrong?"

Just as the two sides were at a stalemate, a middle-aged man wearing brown glasses walked over.

"Brother Peng, they want to bring a dog upstairs." The waiter pointed at Shi Yiyi.

The man named Brother Peng glanced at everyone in Jiangnan. When he saw Qiu Yuebai, Ding Linglong, and Yang Yunyu in the crowd, a smile appeared on his tense square face, and he waved his hand: "It's okay, everyone Go upstairs, just don't let this big guy out of the box."

"Then thank you boss, don't worry, my dog ​​doesn't bite people." Jiang Nan thanked, and then, seven people and a dog followed the waiter upstairs.

The private room is a room for eight people, seven people and one dog are just right. However, there were some small episodes when they were seated. Jiang Nan and Qiu Yuebai entered the private room at the front and rear, and naturally sat in the adjacent seats. Ding Dingding and Billion were originally on the other side, but Ding Linglong, who couldn't get used to Jiangnan and Qiu Yuebai sitting together, forcibly changed seats with Ding Dingding. As a result, Qiuyuebai and Ding Linglong sandwiched Jiangnan in the middle.

Seeing this, Wu Banxian, who was sitting across from Jiangnan, was overjoyed, and shouted to the waiter who was waiting to order: "First, a platter of watermelon, papaya, and cantaloupe!"

"Uh……"

The waiter froze for a moment: "Sir, do you want a fruit platter?"

"It's a platter of watermelon, papaya, and cantaloupe." Wu Banxian waved his fat Taoist robe sleeves, and said with a smile, "Master Dao is thirsty and wants to eat melon~!"

"No melon! Thirsty!!"

Before the waiter could respond, Ding Linglong's eyes flew over like a knife. Wu Banxian really deserves a beating. If you say you eat melons, you can eat melons. You have to tell the person in a loud voice that I am eating your melons. It's like someone fighting, and the people watching the excitement shouted at the fighting people, you fight better, don't affect me watching the excitement...

Such people are really not killed many times.

"Brother, ignore him, I want this, this, and this, this..."

Ding Dingding, who was holding the menu, called out to the waiter, and then started the "sweeping" ordering mode...

"Um, okay, right..."

The waiter was overwhelmed with recording.

Ten minutes later, Ding Dingding put down the menu contentedly.

"Miss, let's check your order." The waiter gently wiped the sweat from his forehead and said.

"Well, tell me." Ding Dingding nodded.

The waiter thought for a while and said politely: "Miss, except for the staple food and drinks, you ordered all the dishes on the menu, right?"

"Yes!" Ding Dingding replied loudly, and said with a smile: "Your home is a new restaurant, I want to try the dishes~!"

"Try dishes...?"

Jiang Nan's face suddenly darkened. This meal was a treat for him. Under the temptation of delicious food, the little girl Ding Dingding completely abandoned the "alliance friendship".

"Hey, Jiang Nan, you are bleeding heavily today~!" Ding Linglong smiled happily.

"Sir, can I place an order?" The waiter looked at Jiang Nan and asked, obviously, this is the one who treats the guests.

Ow~!

Before Jiang Nan could speak, Shi Yiyi, who was squatting on the stool, called out to him.

"An extra ten catties of meat and bones should be boiled in clear soup." Jiang Nan added knowingly that Ding Ding Ding just ordered all barbecued meat, and he didn't have a ration of one billion.

"Okay, is there anything else you need?" The waiter glanced at Bai Yi, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this guy's food is really good.

"Let's have another six bottles of beer." Wu Banxian looked at Jiangnan and Wang Dahai who was sitting next to him: "Is it okay to have two bottles for each person?"

"I can do it." Wang Dahai smiled foolishly, he can drink quite well.

"No problem~!"

Jiang Nan shrugged indifferently. For him who drank liquor with his father since he was a child, two bottles of beer were just a trivial matter.

The waiter placed the order, and soon barbecued dishes were placed on the table. Because Ding Dingding ordered too many dishes, the table was soon filled with cups and plates. In order to make more space, Everyone started "Operation CD" and started eating like crazy...

Before the meal started, Ding Linglong still had the intention of competing with Qiu Yuebai, but after eating the meat, Ding Linglong completely forgot about the matter. She and Ding Dingding were indeed sisters. Foodie, he eats meat even more fiercely than Wu Banxian, and once he eats meat, there is nothing else in his eyes. He is all staring at the meat on the charcoal fire, which piece is cooked and which piece is cooked. Whether the baby has been overcooked or which piece is still raw is what they are most concerned about...

About an hour and a half later, two-thirds of the dishes on the table were eaten. However, at this moment, everyone couldn't eat any more. Both sisters Ding Linglong and Ding Dingding leaned on the seats with their bellies out Going up, gasping for breath, Wu Banxian had a piece of meat between his chopsticks, and after gesticulating for a long time, he still didn’t have the courage to stuff it into his mouth. Beside him, Wang Dahai hiccupped several times in a row, shook his head, and said, “I can’t eat it.” I can't eat anymore..."

Compared with these few people, Yang Yunyu and Qiu Yuebai are better. Both of them are people with relatively strong self-control. In order to maintain their figure, they usually don't overeat, and eat at most until they are [-]% full.

And Jiang Nan's belly is also round, like a big-bellied grasshopper. After all, this meal is his treat. If he doesn't eat more, he feels too bad...

After resting for a while, everyone went downstairs with their stomachs straightened, and Jiang Nan went to the bar to pay the bill.

"Sir, your total consumption is 3021." The cashier typed out a list.

Jiang Nan glanced at it casually, took out his bank card, and was about to swipe the card to pay the bill, but just at this moment, the middle-aged man wearing brown glasses came over with a smile: "Several, there are activities during the opening of this store. Do you see the timer on the wall? Tap it once and it will start, and tap it again and it will stop. If it stops at 10.0000 seconds, this meal can be free. However, if all the challenges fail, you will be with A small punishment, are you willing to try it?"

The middle-aged man is Zhao Dapeng, the owner of this store. The activities he said are true, but the so-called small punishments are imposed by himself, for his own psychological calculation.

"What punishment?" Wu Banxian asked with pouted lips.

"It's not really a punishment, it's just a small interaction. If all of you fail the challenge, then some of the beauties will send one of them to give me a kiss." Zhao Dapeng said with a smile, his glasses met his face. But he couldn't stop switching between Qiu Yuebai, Yang Yunyu, and Ding Linglong. Just now, when the three of them entered the store, Zhao Dapeng had his eyes on him. No matter which one of these three beauties kissed him, it was enough for him to reminisce. years.

"Can I kiss you?" Wu Banxian asked as he wiped the grease from the corner of his mouth.

"you……?"

Zhao Dapeng's face turned dark immediately. If there were not so many beauties in front of him, he would have started to curse.

"That can't be done, it has to be a lady to be interesting." Zhao Dapeng rolled his eyes at Wu Banxian, then glanced at Qiu Yuebai, Ding Linglong and the others, and said with a smile: "I didn't intend to find a bargain, but there is such an event, I Let me tell you, after all, it's a chance to get free, how about...do you want to play...play??"

"let me try."

Before Zhao Dapeng finished speaking, Qiu Yuebai walked over directly.

"Baibai..." Jiangnan frowned slightly, 10-second shots are more common now, and they are all business gimmicks, the chances of being shot are very, very low, isn't Qiu Yuebai doing this in vain to find bargains for others? ?
"Hey, this beauty is still refreshing, but do you understand the rules?" Seeing Qiu Yuebai standing up, Zhao Dapeng's face was filled with a smile.

"Ah."

Qiu Yuebai nodded: "Can we start?"

"You can start at any time." Zhao Dapeng made a gesture of invitation.

Qiu Yuebai didn't say any more, walked up to the button and reached out to press it, and the stopwatch started beating quickly...

Snapped!
With the right timing, Qiu Yuebai made another move.

Then, the scene was quiet.

10.0000!

On the screen, no more, no less, exactly ten seconds.

"Yeah~!"

"Amazing!"

"incredible!"

"Haha, it's free!!"

After being stunned for a moment, Ding Dingding, Jiang Nan and others cheered excitedly.

Zhao Dapeng remained silent for a long time. Whether he or the staff in the store had tried this thing countless times, no one had succeeded. However, the beauty in front of him today succeeded all at once, which is unbelievable.

"This way you can waive the bill." Qiu Yuebai glanced at Zhao Dapeng and said lightly.

"Uh, this..."

Zhao Dapeng hesitated, with an ugly expression on his face. He originally wanted to take advantage of the event, but he didn't expect it to be "stealing the chicken and losing the rice." A meal of more than 3000 yuan is really free? ?

He was a little sore.

"Ahem, that's it. I didn't make it clear just now. It's true that if you press it for 10 seconds, the bill will be free. However, the consumption amount should be around 1000. Your meal consumption is more than 3000. It's impossible to get free bills all at once. , but it can be reduced by 1000 yuan." Zhao Dapeng held back for a long time, and found an excuse.

"Aren't you cheating!" Wu Banxian pouted.

"Sorry, I didn't make it clear just now." Zhao Dapeng put on a very kind attitude, and bowed to everyone with a smile on his face: "However, the rules are like this, how many? Do you want to try? If you don't play Yes, you can pay directly."

"You won't change your mind this time, will you?" Wu Banxian gave Zhao Dapeng a blank look.

"Absolutely not, because that's the rule." Zhao Dapeng nodded affirmatively.

"Okay, I'll try." Wu Banxian said, walked to the button and took a picture imitating Qiu Yuebai. Then, silently counting in his heart, he took a second time when it was about the same time.

Snapped!
The stopwatch stops.

9.4321.

Obviously, Wu Banxian's challenge failed.

Seeing this, Zhao Dapeng smiled: "Brother, you failed."

"Damn, what the hell!" Wu Banxian cursed and backed away depressed.

Zhao Dapeng clapped his hands together, smiled and asked everyone in Jiangnan: "Several people, do you still want to challenge? Speaking of which, although the beauty just succeeded, you still need to succeed twice before being exempted from the bill. If you can't challenge successfully, the punishment will still be valid." of."

"Old pervert, wolf!!"

How could Ding Linglong not understand what Zhao Dapeng meant? She cursed silently in her heart, then walked over and said angrily: "I'll try!"

"Okay, beauty, please." Seeing another beautiful woman came out, Zhao Dapeng smiled all over his face.

The reason why Ding Linglong came out was because she hated Zhao Dapeng's face, and because she didn't want Qiu Yuebai to steal the limelight. She stood in front of the button, pondered for a while, and then stretched out her hand to take the first pat.

"1, 2, 3..."

Ding Linglong closed her eyes, counting silently in her heart, and finally took action again.

Snapped!
The stopwatch stops.

Ding Linglong opened her eyes, then frowned.

9.2331.

Failed, and by a lot.

"No, I want to do it again!" Ding Linglong was very unwilling to lose.

"Beauty, everyone only has one chance." Zhao Dapeng said with a smile.

"I come!"

Wang Dahai walked over, rubbed his hands, and then took a deep breath. He had done a lot of preparatory work, but in the end it still failed, only a little bit short.

"Haha, what a pity, it was just a little bit close." Zhao Dapeng smiled gloatingly, and glanced at Jiangnan, Yang Yunyu, and Ding Dingding. Now there are only three of them left. They need to succeed twice to win. Free of charge, this difficulty One can imagine.

"Hmph, let me try!" Ding Dingding walked over.

At the same time, Qiu Yuebai, who had succeeded in the challenge, walked up to Jiangnan and whispered in his ear, "Do you have any insoles?"

"Yes." Jiang Nan nodded.

"When you go to challenge later, try to let the air flow out of the insole converge to your brain, so that your senses will become very sensitive, and you can even clearly feel the passage of time with your fingertips when you stretch out your hand , the chances of winning will be very high." Qiu Yuebai whispered.

"Huh? Does it still have this effect?"

Jiang Nan thought a little bit about it, he had indeed been wearing the pair of insoles he sold, but with the passage of time, the effect has become less and less effective now. Of course, he has felt the airflow that Qiu Yuebai said, but he doesn't know it. have this effect.

"So angry! Just a little bit!!"

At this time, the result of Ding Dingding's challenge also came out, 9.9621, just a little short, and the little girl was very annoyed by this.

"There are two left." The smile on Zhao Dapeng's face became wider.

"I'll go."

Yang Yunyu had already taken a step, Jiang Nan stretched out his hand to stop her, and then stood in front of the button.

"Little brother, if you fail the challenge, you will fail completely." Zhao Dapeng reminded.

"know."

Jiang Nan nodded, took a deep breath, and then mobilized the airflow in his body according to the method in "Cultivation is a Skill", so that they all converged to his brain. Sure enough, just as Qiu Yuebai said, Jiang Nan felt his own induction Li became very sensitive, he could even sense the flapping of the wings of the fly passing by him a few times, with this kind of almost abnormal sensing ability, isn't this 10-second game not a child's play? !
No wonder Qiu Yuebai succeeded in such an easy challenge!
With the bottom line in his heart, Jiangnan stretched out his hand to pat casually, and everyone's eyes immediately focused on the beating stopwatch.

Snapped!
Jiang Nan patted hard.

The stopwatch freezes.

10.0000.

Challenge succeeded!

"Oh yeah!!"

"My God, it worked!"

"I'm going, I actually hit the shot!!"

"..."

Seeing this, Ding Dingding and Ding Linglong cheered excitedly.

And Zhao Dapeng, who was standing next to Jiangnan, was completely dumbfounded. Two of the six people succeeded in the challenge. The odds are simply insane! !
"Boss, it's been reduced by another thousand!" Jiang Nan nuzzled at Zhao Dapeng, with a proud smile on his face.

At this moment, the waiters in the store were also blown up, and they all stretched their necks to look this way.

"These people are too awesome."

"Two challenges have already been successful, Brother Peng is going to lose money this time!"

"I can't believe my eyes, this thing can really succeed in the challenge!"

"..."

Everyone was discussing in low voices.

Zhao Dapeng was sullen. If Qiu Yuebai's success can be attributed to luck, then is Jiangnan's success also luck?But after much deliberation, Zhao Dapeng couldn't figure out what else to rely on besides luck? ?

"Damn! The luck of these boys is really against the sky!!" Zhao Dapeng cursed silently in his heart, but a smile appeared on his face again: "Haha, little brother, your luck is really good, but, count This time, you have to succeed in the challenge twice, and only one more time can you be completely free and win! Otherwise, I can give you 2000 yuan off, but the punishment is still necessary~!"

After saying this, Zhao Dapeng glanced at Ding Linglong intentionally or unintentionally. She failed the challenge. If she had to accept the punishment, it might be her.

"Death, wolf!"

Ding Linglong frowned and cursed silently in her heart.

At this moment, Zhao Dapeng turned his head and his eyes fell on Yang Yunyu: "Beauty, it's up to you whether you win or lose."

"Xiaoyu, come on!"

"Yuyu, you can do it!"

"Yuyu, hold on tight, we can win!"

"..."

Yang Yunyu stood in front of the button, and everyone cheered for her.

"Beauty, don't be too nervous, it's just a game." Zhao Dapeng said with a smile, trying to distract Yang Yunyu's attention.

Snapped!
Before Zhao Dapeng finished speaking, Yang Yunyu slapped him.

The stopwatch jumped rapidly, and the hearts of everyone present also beat rapidly. After all, winning or losing depends on this one.

Snapped!
Yang Yunyu took action for the second time, and the stopwatch stopped.

9.9999! !!
"This……"

"Hold the grass!"

"I go!"

"Just a little bit..."

When the result came out, everyone in Jiangnan looked sorry, Yang Yunyu glanced at the number and shook her head lightly, she had tried her best.

Seeing the result, Zhao Dapeng laughed loudly: "It's a risk, it's a risk, it's just a little short, hahaha, but you still lost!"

"what a pity."

"I'm really not reconciled..."

Ding Linglong frowned, and Ding Dingding also pursed her lips and sighed.

"Several, you are willing to bet and admit defeat. Who will punish this?"

Zhao Dapeng smiled expectantly, his eyes flicked back and forth between Ding Linglong and Yang Yunyu, no matter which of the two accepted the punishment, he would have no regrets if he could be kissed.

Ow~!

At this moment, Yi Yiyi who was following Jiangnan suddenly called out.

As soon as Jiang Nan lowered his head, Shi Yiyi's round dog eyes were looking straight at him, and then he glanced at the button on the wall.

"Yes!!"

Seeing this, Jiang Nan was overjoyed, and hurriedly shouted at Zhao Dapeng: "Boss, the game is not over yet, there are still people here who haven't participated..."

"Is there anyone else?" Zhao Dapeng looked suspicious, glanced at several people one by one, and then smiled: "Are you kidding, you have already challenged, little brother, you are not trying to blame it!"

"Sorry, I made a mistake. It's not a human, it's a dog. My big dog hasn't challenged it yet!" Jiang Nan bent down and touched Billion's head.

"dog??"

Zhao Dapeng was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't help but burst out laughing: "I said, little brother, are you dumbfounded by losing? It's hard for people to succeed, and you let a dog challenge you? You really, really make me laugh... ..."

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