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Chapter 126 Liu Pants

How could Li Ze lower himself?

He said lightly: "Okay, then I will also write an ancient poem, let's compete with you."

"Ha ha!"

Liu Nishang laughed: "You write ancient poems? Let's forget it. Just write modern poems honestly. Ancient poems are not something you can understand. Don't talk about seven unique poems. You can write a five unique poems and come out. You win."

Li Ze sighed, this guy is really annoying. He always talks about winning if you win, which makes people unable to talk to him happily.

That's right, it's like A is better than B in martial arts, but B doesn't know and doesn't believe it, and always says: As long as you can stick to three moves under my hands, you will win.May I ask, what is A's mood?

Needless to say, any talk about winning the battle is a hooligan, and Li Ze didn't bother to say anything to him, so he waved his hand helplessly:
"Liu Pants, you'd better kneel down, I'm not interested in talking to you right now."

'Puff haha. '

As soon as Li Ze spoke, Zhang Bingling was the first one who couldn't hold back, and spewed out a sip of mineral water.Then seeing Liu Nishang's fire-breathing eyes, he hurriedly held back his laughter.Standing up trembling all over, he walked to a corner where no one was there, turned his back and shoulders trembled uncontrollably.

Hai Ming and Xu Jing didn't understand what it meant, they could only look at each other in puzzlement.

Liu Nishang gritted his teeth and said, "Don't make fun of my name, don't call me a nickname. Is my name understandable by ordinary people like you? Nishang, Qingyunyi and Bai Nishang, shoot with long arrows Sirius' neon clothes."

Shi Qing said Liu Nichang, he just felt very embarrassed.However, Li Ze, who was quite a bit of a womanizer, also called him Liu Pants, and Liu Nichang simply couldn't bear it.

Li Ze said with innocent eyes: "Yes, Qingyun is dressed in white neon clothes, and he raises a long arrow to shoot at the wolf. Nishang means the pants and skirts of the gods. So the poem you are talking about does not mean: The gods step on them. Above the blue clouds, his trousers are white. He wore white trousers, raised his bow and arrow, and shot into the sky."

Ordinary people really don't know what neon clothes mean, they just think these two words are very hanging, especially with a dusty charm and a very compelling style.Haiming also said before that this Liu Nishang is really pretending to be a fake, and the name is like a fairy.

But now, hearing Li Ze explain the meaning of Nishang, and listening to Li Ze explain the meaning of that particularly compelling poem, I just feel like my stomach is going to burst from laughing.

The two of Haiming hugged each other, rolling all over the ground laughing, unable to speak a word.

That's why Zhang Bingling laughed first, and Haiming and the others realized it later.Because these two rare characters, Nishang, have a special force every time they appear, people who don’t know classical literature generally don’t know what Nishang really means.But Zhang Bingling knew.

So as soon as Li Ze called him Liu Pants, Zhang Bingling couldn't help laughing.

Liu Nishang angrily jumped up and cursed: "Li Ze, you ignorant person, do you understand it this way?"

Li Zetian looked at Liu Nishang innocently: "Then tell me what Nishang is? You don't understand it that way, how do you understand it?"

"This... this... Anyway, this is your misinterpretation."

Li Ze sighed: "Your lord father is really very handsome, and I don't know what to think. I named you Liu Trousers. Why do I think it has the same effect as the medicine box? In order to cover up the vulgar name of trousers, I also deliberately used ancient words to cover up the past, and changed the name. It’s really embarrassing for him.”

"Ah, Li Ze, I'll kill you!"

Liu Nishang blushed with anger and had a thick neck, and was about to jump up and bite Li Ze twice. Fortunately, he was stopped by the writers' association staff and staff who arrived in time, otherwise he would have to lie in the hospital for a long time, and Li Ze would still Explain to everyone: I am self-defense.

Li Ze's mouth is very poisonous, arguing with Li Ze is definitely a shame out of his wits.Well, no typo, not self-inflicted humiliation.It is the same as the one that outwitted Tiger Mountain...

Under normal circumstances, Li Ze wouldn't use other people's names to talk about things, but just because he didn't like this guy, who asked him to be a teacher?Anyway, although I don't like Shiqing, I just don't allow others to think of her, she's so domineering, so selfish, what's wrong?Don't accept it and bite me.Well... I just don't like it... It seems that I just like it a little...

(Students who also have the word Nishang in their names, I'm sorry for you, I didn't target you, and I didn't molest you... The plot needs it, the plot needs it!)

"Xiao Liu, don't argue with that kind of person."

"It's not the uncle talking about you, why are you so angry with a villain like Li Ze?"

"That kid's mouth is so poisonous, Xiao Liu, let's endure the calm for a while."

"Xiao Liu, calm down. When Li Ze takes the stage, there will be opportunities for him to embarrass himself."

"That's right, Xiao Liu. I think he's just a scumbag with no pomp and appearance. He won't be able to recite poems on stage later. Without you doing it, the scorn of so many people will make him unable to hold his head up again."

"I heard that the kid still wants to recite ancient poems, it's just asking for humiliation."

"..."

Liu Nishang sat on the chair, looked fiercely at Li Ze opposite, accepted the comfort of the people around him, and patted his back to calm him down.That scene was like a boxer who had lost the match.

Hearing the uncles of the Writers Association yelling Xiaoliu Xiaoliu one after another, Liu Nishang felt ashamed and angry: They obviously called themselves Nishang Nishang a moment ago, but now they have changed their name to Xiaoliu, ahhh, Li Ze , You are a thousand-killer!
Can't bear it, absolutely can't bear it.Liu Nishang also wanted to use Li Ze's name to talk about things, but he couldn't think of good words after thinking about it. There is no way, this name is too common...

After thinking about it, Liu Nishang still took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to his father: "Dad, I want to change my name!"
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The penultimate one was Zhang Bingling, this girl had a sweet mouth, she said as soon as she got up:

"Nouns are not important to me, the most important thing is participation. Today, I can write poems on the same stage with the seniors of the Writers Association. I feel more excited than I won the first place. The seniors let me understand what Mid-Autumn Festival poetry is. Let me have a deeper understanding of literature, I just read a poem, I don’t want to be promoted, I voluntarily give up the competition. But I just want to read this poem and let the seniors of the Writers Association comment That’s good, I feel that being able to stand up to the seniors is far more important than participating in the competition.”

In one sentence, Zhang Bingling became invincible, not really invincible, but completely avoided the embarrassment of being eliminated.

However, compared with those from the Writers Association, the poems she recited were indeed somewhat ordinary, with no bright spots to speak of.But because the horses were photographed in place before, Xu Changhong still made a representative speech:

"Haha, your poem still needs a little bit of fire, just a little bit. Alas, it's a pity, if we repair a little bit, we will definitely bring you back. Because we can't allow such a talented person to abstain like this Yes, hahaha."

Both parties gave each other face, Zhang Bingling left the stage satisfactorily, but she did not walk out of the stage...

Because, the next one is Li Ze!

(End of this chapter)