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Chapter 3

There is a meddling person on Weibo, who somehow obtained the original text of "Praise of Poplar" and published it on Weibo. At the same time, he also got another champion, that is, from Zhejiang Province who is as famous as Li Ze. The composition of the top scorer in the college entrance examination.

The top scorer in the college entrance examination was Zhang Bingling, a woman and a liberal arts student with a total score of 741.But his language is full marks, composition is also full marks, one point higher than Li Ze.

It's just such a coincidence that this year's college entrance examination essay topic in Zhejiang Province is also about some kind of plant.

Coincidentally, the title of Zhang Bingling's composition was actually called "Jin Sinnan Through the Past and Present".

"Golden Sinnan Through Ancient and Modern Times" is undoubtedly a masterpiece. Zhang Bingling also used prose writing. First, he talked about it from the first time he saw Jinsinanmu, and then remembered that in ancient times, Jinsinanmu was a royal family. Queen Yong, with a very professional and detailed analysis, dissected the various values ​​of golden nanmu, anyway, it is full of treasures.

Then at the end of the article, through the mapping of golden nanmu, I wrote a kind of "the old swallows before Wang Xietang flew into the homes of ordinary people"

meaning.The main central idea of ​​this article is: everyone is aristocratic, there are no classes, there are no poor people in the country, and the world is beautiful.

I have to say that the connotation of this article is still very profound, and it is also linked to current events and politics, no wonder it got full marks.

But...under the deliberate manipulation of that troublemaker, the compositions of these two national champions with the same name appeared in a contrasting way.

You know, the end of the tribute to the poplar has this sentence: Let those who look down on the people, despise the people, and stubbornly regressive people praise the aristocratic nanmu and despise the poplar that is very common and easy to grow. But I want to praise the poplar tree loudly.

This is a slap in the face.Unknowingly, Zhang Bingling became a person who looked down on the people, despised the people, stubbornly regressed in Bai Yang's tribute...

Because at the end of Bai Yang's salute, he used Nanmu to satirize those nobles at that time.Although it wasn't intentional, Zhang Bingling still bumped into the muzzle of the gun.

She used Nanmu to describe and praise the nobility, saying that everyone now belongs to the nobility.

The thing is so small, Zhang Bingling doesn't write about nanmu, but writes about other plants casually, and he will definitely not be slapped in the face by "Praise of Poplar".

But she was just so unlucky that she became the top scorer in the national college entrance examination at the same time for the composition of the same topic, and her composition was full marks.However, he was pressed to the ground by Li Ze and slapped several times.

In front of the computer, Li Ze looked at Wei Bo and laughed, holding his stomach and rolling on the floor:

"Oh, I'm going, can't it be such a coincidence, I really didn't mean it, hahaha!"

And thousands of miles away in Zhejiang province, also in front of the computer, a beautiful girl wearing glasses with a livid face, her slender hands firmly grasping the mouse, pressing the scroll wheel, and slowly scrolling to the top of the "Praise of Poplar" on the ** drop down.

'giggle'

She actually pinched the plastic mouse, which shows how much anger she has in her heart at this moment.

Zhang Bingling took a deep breath, took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, gritted his silver teeth and said:
"Li Ze? Praise Bai Yang? Did I provoke you?"

"..."

In just one hour, that meager article was reposted more than 1 times, and the comments below made people laugh out loud:
"Haha, I laughed so hard."

"What a coincidence, Bai Yang Zan Li was not slapped in the face of modern people, it was during the War of Resistance Against Japan. But now, someone abruptly brought his head over and made someone slap him."

"Pfft haha, this meager article doesn't need any content. Putting these two essays together is an inexplicable sense of joy."

"Two champions in the national college entrance examination? It seems that there is no room for two tigers in one mountain."

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die laughing."

"My mother just saw Bai Yang's praise, and I got goose bumps all over my body. I was so moved. Then I saw "Golden Phoebe Through the Past and Present", and I found that I really want to laugh now. Pfft... I can't laugh!"

"This Li Ze is also a talent. He can strategize and slap his face thousands of miles away."

"Li Ze is definitely good at fortune-telling. He calculated in advance that someone in Zhejiang Province would be as famous as him, so he specially wrote Bai Yang's tribute to slap his face. Believe me, it is absolutely true!"

"..."

The frenzied reprint on Weibo quickly attracted the attention of major media:

What hatred and what resentment?Is it really a coincidence? ——Sunshine News.

This coincidence is also too weird. It is already a coincidence that the national college entrance examination champions are equally famous.But even more coincidental things can happen - Shonan News.

The secret that has to be told between "Praise of Poplar" and "Jin Sinnan Through the Past and Present" - Xiangbei News.

According to rumors on the Internet, the top scorers in the national college entrance examination with equal fame were once a pair of lovers who hated each other because of love and killed each other.That's why such a weird coincidence was born——Starlight News

enemy?Right?The total score of the champions of the same name is 741 points, as if they are secretly mocking each other.Because the homonym of 741 is to piss you off, why should they piss each other off?The love-hate entanglement between champions will be analyzed by Lao Hu at [-] o'clock tonight...

……

Unbelievable, just like this, most netizens across the country were sensationalized.And the news media also seized this opportunity and kept speculating, so this coincidence turned into a big event.

Li Ze's smile hasn't faded all day today, it's too pleasant, isn't it?

What's even more exciting is that this time, I have gained both fame and fortune.

After compressing the space, the ability value actually reached [-] again, which was completely beyond Li Ze's expectation.He didn't expect that the rise would be so fast.

I still want it to continue to rise, but the popularity of this news seems to have reached its limit, and almost all the people who should pay attention have already paid attention.As a result, the increase in ability value has also become relatively slow.

That can't be saved at all, Li Ze is not a person who likes to save money.

"I want a clone!"

"Please tell me the request."

Li Ze heard the sound in the space, turned his head and looked at the three-male group who were studying music, and then looked at the two-female group who were studying and reaching the state of selflessness. He was a little confused.Want a man?Or do you want a woman?
As soon as I thought about it, the five clones in the space who were doing their own things said in unison: "Mother body, try to choose as many male clones as possible in the early stage."

The five avatars are actually Li Ze, who share Li Ze's memory, that's why they speak in unison.

Li Ze asked, "Tell me why?"

***Closed the book and showed a very intellectual expression: "Although everyone is advocating equality between men and women, in fact men and women cannot be equal. In the primitive period, men were the masters of the world, because men's physical strength, mental strength, and physical fitness , and scores in all aspects are on average higher than those of women. And this world is actually equivalent to a primitive society."

"There is nothing, nothingness, waiting to be reclaimed. In this period, a large number of men are actually required to complete physical labor. Women's innate physical conditions limit creativity. Therefore, I suggest that as much as possible in the early stage of the mother's womb. Male!"

The corners of Li Ze's mouth twitched, she couldn't believe that such words came from a woman's mouth, especially from a woman like ***...

Weakly said: "Didn't you say that women hold up half the sky?"

*** smiled: "That's something later, at least you have to go through the original period of compressed space first. Equality between men and women is equality in human rights. This is mainly because of the different division of labor. Men sweep the world, women sweep men, One is outside, one is inside, this is the root of the world.

Men are like soldiers in war, and women are like logistics troops. Without logistics, soldiers cannot survive on the battlefield, and logistics will collapse without the protection of soldiers.But now, it is the primitive period, a period that requires a large number of men to sweep the world.Mother do you understand? "

Li Zeqian smiled and said, "Give me four strong men!"

With a flash of white light, the space expanded again by more than 400 square meters, and four strong men appeared beside Li Ze.Today's compressed space is finally a bit alive, 90 square meters, nine people!
As soon as the four strong men came out, they said in unison: "Matrix, please arrange tasks for us."

Li Ze groped his chin and pondered, but at this moment, Yui Hatano said, "Mother, you will encounter various difficulties in the outside world in the future, and you actually need self-defense skills."

Li Ze didn't hear Bo Duo's words behind him, he only heard one day later...

Hatano Yui smiled: "Evil mother, your thoughts are very unclean. Do you have a thief's heart but no courage? I'm right here, come on~"

As she said that, she actually made a standard opening posture in the hospital, leaning forward, slightly bent at the waist... This was almost fatal.Li Ze's eyes straightened with a swipe, I wiped, I wiped, little white rabbit, little white rabbit, I see, little white rabbit!
But the other eight clones in the space all turned their heads, looking at Li Ze with a look of contempt and looking at shit.

Li Ze's face turned red, and he moved his gaze away from the white part of Hatano Yui's V-neck with difficulty, and silently recited the mantra of pure heart with a little regret: Why can they share my memory, how cheap!
He quickly changed the subject and said: "Self-defense? It's martial arts. Then practice. But practicing martial arts requires basic skills. The one who wears bodybuilding pants, you should do push-ups, day and night. You, just do horse stances. You, do sit-ups. That bald head... how about I get some small stones in from the outside, so you can practice hidden weapons?"

"..."

The entire compressed space became lively again, and the three avatars were learning music theory and practicing musical instruments.

Two sexy girls are sitting on the ground reading a book, they are so serious.

Four strong men are practicing basic skills;
One is doing push-ups day and night, one is doing zama steps day and night, and the other is doing sit-ups day and night.The other one had a sack of stones piled up next to him, and he kept throwing them at the target in the distance, and then picked them up again...

The whole world seems to be looping, and it seems that someone pressed a 'repeat play'!
(End of this chapter)