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Chapter 36 The Most Embarrassing Thing I Can Think of
Li Ze thought that he, the host, should take the initiative, and entered the queen's bathing center, pretending to come here often.

But I didn't expect Ye Tianlong to be the old driver. This guy is clear, looking at various services like looking at the menu, pushing his glasses very wretchedly but with a kind of high personality:
"Is Binghuo and Nankeyimeng here counted as a set?"

The waiter's eyes lit up, regular customer?

Jiazhen reported: "Hello, sir, you look like you have a unique jawbone, and you are not like ordinary people, so I will tell you quietly. Here, the combination of wing-to-wing and heart-to-heart bond is exciting. This is not I am talking nonsense, but we have summed it up after several years of market research."

Li Ze looked like an idiot in embarrassment, he had never been in this kind of place, he knew all these words, but he didn't understand the meaning of the nouns when combined together, he felt that he was really Otto.

Ye Tianlong nodded: "Is it safe?"

"You can rest assured that the ladies here have all gone through strict auditions, promotions, and venereal disease experts to check them. They have gone through ninety-nine and 81 levels of hardships before they are qualified for this job. But I am afraid that you will not be safe, so I still Some defensive measures are needed."

Ye Tianlong listened for a long time, and said carelessly: "Not much to say, we just take a bath and have a meal here."

The waiter's face darkened. I have introduced my relationship for so long, are you kidding me?
Ye Tianlong went on to say: "Then pack it up and take it away. I'm not a local, so I don't know if you have any backstage here. If you encounter a prostitution cracker, you will be killed. The hotel is safe."

The waiter's face was like a brilliant chrysanthemum in full bloom, and he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll arrange it right away."

Li Ze breathed a sigh of relief, take it away, take it away, or it would be embarrassing to be alone.This place is not what I should come to!

He originally thought that inviting Ye Tianlong to this kind of place would surely deeply shock his heart, so that he could do things for him more obediently, but he didn't expect that Ye Tianlong, who appeared to be hanging on the surface, was actually a hidden BOSS .

The two comfortably soaked in the bathhouse, chatting while drinking drinks, Ye Tianlong began to ask at this moment: "Li Ze, what do you want me to do? Although my ability is limited, I can help you Definitely helped."

Li Ze thought to himself that Ye Tianlong is a sensible person, he knew that food should not be free, and said: "I don't really have any requirements for the interview questions."

"Oh, so you want a bigger slot?"

"Well, this can be there, but it's not the most important thing."

Ye Tianlong pushed his glasses: "What the hell is it?"

"I wanted to advertise in the interview."

'puff'

Ye Tianlong took a sip of his drink and said, "Advertisement? This is a news column. Advertise in the news? What kind of advertisement? Soft advertisements are fine, but hard advertisements are not acceptable."

"Hehe, I just want to advertise for my Weibo, and only record a dozen seconds in the news. I'll just mention my Weibo account, and then just say 'Thank you for your attention'."

Ye Tianlong widened his eyes, looked at Li Ze as if he was looking at an alien, and then quickly wiped the water on his body with a bath towel while putting on his pants: "No, no, no, this won't work, I can't do it at all. We Stop soaking, and I don’t want ice and fire, let’s go back to the hotel for normal interviews, I’ll pay you for the bath, I won’t take advantage of anything, I can’t do it!”

How can this happen?You've taken off your pants, are you telling me this?
If it's easy, why is I trying so hard to please you?
Li Ze grabbed Ye Tianlong's arm and said, "Do me a favor, brother, what do you ask for?"

"No, no, no, this is not a question of requirements, but simply impossible. After we finish the interview, the director will review it, not to mention whether he will criticize us when he sees you advertising, he will definitely not let this happen anyway. Advertisements are on TV.”

"Then find a way to prevent him from seeing it, it's a small problem!"

"This is impossible. It's not that I won't help. I can't help at all."

"Is 5 yuan enough?"

"This……"

"Think about it, you may face wage deductions after doing this favor, and you may be fired at most. This is 5 yuan."

Ye Tianlong was anxious: "Don't be like this, this is not a matter of money."

"One hundred thousand, the most. I can't buy more than ten seconds for 10 yuan? Eh? Really? I won't increase the price, it's only worth this money, you think about it. At worst, you lose this job, but I What I gave you was a hard ticket."

Like the old witch who induced Snow White to eat apples, Li Ze said with a grin.

Ye Tianlong couldn't refuse at all. After three seconds of ideological struggle, he sighed: "Okay. Don't advertise when interviewing you. You can open a new room for me at night, and I will record it for you alone. Go back Then I put them together!"

Li Ze asked: "Isn't it necessary for the director to review? How to deal with it?"

"Don't worry about it, anyway, I've collected your money, and I'll definitely take care of things for you. Whether to stun the director or kill him is not within your concern, and of course, I won't do that either. It's just a metaphor."

Li Ze was so happy that he quickly dried himself, put on his clothes and left.

Seeing that the two of them were about to leave, the waiter hurried over and said, "Gentlemen, the binghuo you ordered will be here soon."

Li Ze said boldly: "Pack it up for him and take it away. I will open a room for your little sister at the Jinkun Hotel and ask her to wait in the room first. This Boss Ye will come over when he is done with work."

The waiter saw that Li Ze was the patron, so he kept flattering and smiling at Li Ze, and had to smile, ordering two chickens at a time, and so many services, his commission is very high.

While they were talking here, the door of a massage room was pushed open, and a middle-aged man walked out with a smile on his arms around a voluptuous girl.

"Hehe, Boss Li will come here often in the future. By the way, you can save my phone call."

"No, I can't save women's numbers in my phone."

"Oh, I understand, hee hee."

He was talking here, but Li Ze's face was pale, and he froze on the spot, not knowing what to do.

The middle-aged man felt that something was wrong in front of him, and when he raised his head, his whole body felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and he froze on the spot, not knowing what to do.

The waiter, Ye Tianlong, and the massage girl quietly looked at Li Ze, then at the middle-aged man, and watched the two men stare at each other, not knowing what happened.

After a long silence, the two spoke at the same time:
"dad!"

"Ozawa!"

"..."

This middle-aged man is Li Daqiang.It's such a coincidence that I can meet my father every time I enter the health care.The thing is so strange, the first time I entered the health care, I met my father!

After another long silence, the father and son said at the same time:

"It's not what you think."

"Dad, listen to my explanation."

PS: Let's ask for opinions. Everyone comment on the top post in the book review area. Xiaobao thinks that the avatars shouldn't be too monotonous, and they can't all be normal humans.So I want to solicit everyone's opinions, whether to separate out some 'high-energy' things?

Such as the female/male hero in LOL?A character in the game?some kind of animal?Or some kind of XXX.Ladies and gentlemen, please feel free to express your opinions.But be careful not to have that kind of sci-fi monsters, monsters are not allowed in the normal world, that's science fiction.

To be more reliable, because the scope is too wide, and I don't know everything.So when expressing an opinion, please explain in detail where this character or animal, or virtual character comes from, and what skills it has, the more detailed the better.Be more reliable.

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