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Chapter 64
Chapter 64
The first class at [-]:[-] this morning is a compulsory course in the Department of Literature, majoring in Modern Literature.
When Li Ze and Huang Haiming entered the lecture theater, the students naturally screamed again. To be honest, there are a lot of girls in the Department of Literature this year. They should be obsessed.
"Wow, Li Ze."
"Great God Li, you dared to go all day yesterday. I admire you. Sign it for me."
"Li Ze, I saw a security guy show your signature, your calligraphy is very good, can you help me with a word."
"Li Ze, give me your autograph."
"Let's take a photo together."
"..."
Li Ze's scalp was a little numb, my God, why are there so many people in this class, at least a thousand or so.It's not that there is no place, and the class is standing up.
While looking for his seat, Li Ze signed the notebook, T-shirt, and pants handed over.
As soon as a bold female school girl wrote the sentence "Tolerance is great" in calligraphy on the chest, a gay man handed over a pair of new underwear and said shamelessly: "Classmate Li Ze, please help me." I write in block letters that a golden gun will not fall."
Li Ze looked at the big underpants and pencil he handed over, and acted helplessly, but thought to himself, written in pencil?By the way, your golden gun is only three seconds faster, and the pencil mark will disappear in a few minutes...
Huang Haiming seemed to have been planning to follow Li Ze. He would go wherever Li Ze went, with the air of a secretary: "Hey, don't push, don't push. I'm telling you, I won't sign for you if I keep pushing."
"Hey, everyone, give me Huang Haiming a face, I can pay for two seats for me and Brother Li to discuss and study."
Huang Haiming shouted, and Li Ze was embarrassed for him and quickly stayed away from him, fearing that other students would misunderstand that he and he were in the same group and were bullying others.
As soon as the voice fell, a beautiful girl sitting in the first row grabbed Li Ze's sleeve: "Li Ze, come and sit, this is to take up a seat for my best friend, I called her to stop coming, Come and sit."
Li Zeqian smiled and said: "How embarrassing is this."
After saying that, he put the books and other things on the seat and sat down carelessly.
The pretty girl's eyes lit up, and she sat down next to Li Ze, and began to ask questions: "Li Ze, I found that you have read a lot of poetry and books, do you often read extracurricular books? Recommend it to me." Two copies."
"Haha, no prizes, no prizes, for example, the night outside Moscow...oh no, this is a song. Well, the stories of my cousin and me, and my uncle Wang next door, these are all good literary masterpieces."
"Haha, you are so funny."
"Just kidding, I read more complicated books, and I can dabble in everything. You know, in fact, the Department of Literature requires knowledge broadcasting. You should read more books at ordinary times. There is nothing better for you to recommend. It is best to read everything. "
"What you said is awesome, that is, tell me to read more?"
"..."
The two of them were chatting together again and again, at this moment, Huang Haiming, who was everywhere, appeared out of nowhere, leaned towards Li Ze in a decent manner, and said with a smile: "Brother Li, we meet again. "
Li Ze was surprised, he clearly remembered that this position should be a gay man wearing glasses, why did he become Huang Haiming now?
Huang Haiming saw Li Ze's doubts, and sighed, "Brother Li, this seat is worth 500 yuan."
"Are you really buying it?"
"If you are rich and ashamed, there is no way. I actually hope that I am a poor person, so that I can... Oh, brother Li, don't ignore me, don't keep talking to my sister."
"..."
Li Ze is now a real star. He became popular on the Internet overnight, so that as long as he shows up at Yenching University, everyone nearby will be attracted.So he can't wait to call out his avatar to help him deal with it, because there are people from all over the front, back, left, and right to strike up a conversation.
The beautiful girl sitting next to Li Ze was named Xu Jing. Seeing Li Ze being besieged by so many people, Xu Jing and Huang Haiming couldn't help but act as the guards on the left and right, as if they were security guards, and actually began to direct order:
"Don't squeeze, okay?"
"If you have something to say after class, okay?"
"Don't squeeze, if you squeeze, I won't give you an autograph."
"..."
Looking at the grand occasion in the classroom, Wan Cheng, an associate professor of the Department of Literature, pushed his thick glasses and said with a smile: "When did the Department of Literature become the same as the Department of Art? We don't have any celebrity artists here. Such a sensation is rare."
Next to him, a young man with a gloomy face spoke angrily:
"Professor Wan, you can't get used to him. He dared to skip a day of class on the first day of school yesterday. The school really didn't take it seriously. I know, you all think that he is rare. Talent. But because he is a talent, we fired him so that we can serve as a warning to other students."
Professor Wan is also 60 years old this year. He has gray hair and looks old-fashioned, but in fact, he has a keen eye that belongs to young people.Looking at the young man beside him, he laughed and said:
"I heard that Li Ze has become popular on the Internet?"
The young man sneered disdainfully: "Professor Wan, what kind of fire is that? It's just to hype myself. In fact, I always wanted to say that the so-called 'loose as soot' is actually not shit, let him Speaking of learning experience, he pulled out an essay. Who can write essays, but he can? I just can’t figure out why so many people admire him when he reads an essay? Sigh.”
Old Professor Wan had an inexplicable look on his face. He patted the young man on the shoulder and said with a laugh: "Okay Xiao Xu, I'm going in for class. You can start roll call, haha."
"Oh, Professor Wan..."
Xiao Xu called out, but Lao Wanjia ignored him at all and walked up to the podium of the lecture theater.He sighed helplessly, looked at Li Ze with some resentment in his eyes, and murmured:
"How dare you disrespect me on the first day of school? Hehe, it's going to be a long time. Don't think that a little fan can be domineering. In the Department of Literature, I still have the final say!"
This person is the instructor of the Department of Literature, named Xu Gui.
This Xu Gui is not an external instructor, he is actually a senior student in the Department of Literature, and by the way, a part-time instructor.This year was his first time serving as a trainer, but last night, he had already fallen in love with a freshman.
At the same time, last night, the freshmen had secretly nicknamed him "Old Scumbag Xu".
When Xu Laoza saw that Li Ze was surrounded by beauties, and that Professor Wan had already started preparing lesson plans on the podium, he felt aggrieved, and walked over with a gloomy face holding the roster.
(End of this chapter)
The first class at [-]:[-] this morning is a compulsory course in the Department of Literature, majoring in Modern Literature.
When Li Ze and Huang Haiming entered the lecture theater, the students naturally screamed again. To be honest, there are a lot of girls in the Department of Literature this year. They should be obsessed.
"Wow, Li Ze."
"Great God Li, you dared to go all day yesterday. I admire you. Sign it for me."
"Li Ze, I saw a security guy show your signature, your calligraphy is very good, can you help me with a word."
"Li Ze, give me your autograph."
"Let's take a photo together."
"..."
Li Ze's scalp was a little numb, my God, why are there so many people in this class, at least a thousand or so.It's not that there is no place, and the class is standing up.
While looking for his seat, Li Ze signed the notebook, T-shirt, and pants handed over.
As soon as a bold female school girl wrote the sentence "Tolerance is great" in calligraphy on the chest, a gay man handed over a pair of new underwear and said shamelessly: "Classmate Li Ze, please help me." I write in block letters that a golden gun will not fall."
Li Ze looked at the big underpants and pencil he handed over, and acted helplessly, but thought to himself, written in pencil?By the way, your golden gun is only three seconds faster, and the pencil mark will disappear in a few minutes...
Huang Haiming seemed to have been planning to follow Li Ze. He would go wherever Li Ze went, with the air of a secretary: "Hey, don't push, don't push. I'm telling you, I won't sign for you if I keep pushing."
"Hey, everyone, give me Huang Haiming a face, I can pay for two seats for me and Brother Li to discuss and study."
Huang Haiming shouted, and Li Ze was embarrassed for him and quickly stayed away from him, fearing that other students would misunderstand that he and he were in the same group and were bullying others.
As soon as the voice fell, a beautiful girl sitting in the first row grabbed Li Ze's sleeve: "Li Ze, come and sit, this is to take up a seat for my best friend, I called her to stop coming, Come and sit."
Li Zeqian smiled and said: "How embarrassing is this."
After saying that, he put the books and other things on the seat and sat down carelessly.
The pretty girl's eyes lit up, and she sat down next to Li Ze, and began to ask questions: "Li Ze, I found that you have read a lot of poetry and books, do you often read extracurricular books? Recommend it to me." Two copies."
"Haha, no prizes, no prizes, for example, the night outside Moscow...oh no, this is a song. Well, the stories of my cousin and me, and my uncle Wang next door, these are all good literary masterpieces."
"Haha, you are so funny."
"Just kidding, I read more complicated books, and I can dabble in everything. You know, in fact, the Department of Literature requires knowledge broadcasting. You should read more books at ordinary times. There is nothing better for you to recommend. It is best to read everything. "
"What you said is awesome, that is, tell me to read more?"
"..."
The two of them were chatting together again and again, at this moment, Huang Haiming, who was everywhere, appeared out of nowhere, leaned towards Li Ze in a decent manner, and said with a smile: "Brother Li, we meet again. "
Li Ze was surprised, he clearly remembered that this position should be a gay man wearing glasses, why did he become Huang Haiming now?
Huang Haiming saw Li Ze's doubts, and sighed, "Brother Li, this seat is worth 500 yuan."
"Are you really buying it?"
"If you are rich and ashamed, there is no way. I actually hope that I am a poor person, so that I can... Oh, brother Li, don't ignore me, don't keep talking to my sister."
"..."
Li Ze is now a real star. He became popular on the Internet overnight, so that as long as he shows up at Yenching University, everyone nearby will be attracted.So he can't wait to call out his avatar to help him deal with it, because there are people from all over the front, back, left, and right to strike up a conversation.
The beautiful girl sitting next to Li Ze was named Xu Jing. Seeing Li Ze being besieged by so many people, Xu Jing and Huang Haiming couldn't help but act as the guards on the left and right, as if they were security guards, and actually began to direct order:
"Don't squeeze, okay?"
"If you have something to say after class, okay?"
"Don't squeeze, if you squeeze, I won't give you an autograph."
"..."
Looking at the grand occasion in the classroom, Wan Cheng, an associate professor of the Department of Literature, pushed his thick glasses and said with a smile: "When did the Department of Literature become the same as the Department of Art? We don't have any celebrity artists here. Such a sensation is rare."
Next to him, a young man with a gloomy face spoke angrily:
"Professor Wan, you can't get used to him. He dared to skip a day of class on the first day of school yesterday. The school really didn't take it seriously. I know, you all think that he is rare. Talent. But because he is a talent, we fired him so that we can serve as a warning to other students."
Professor Wan is also 60 years old this year. He has gray hair and looks old-fashioned, but in fact, he has a keen eye that belongs to young people.Looking at the young man beside him, he laughed and said:
"I heard that Li Ze has become popular on the Internet?"
The young man sneered disdainfully: "Professor Wan, what kind of fire is that? It's just to hype myself. In fact, I always wanted to say that the so-called 'loose as soot' is actually not shit, let him Speaking of learning experience, he pulled out an essay. Who can write essays, but he can? I just can’t figure out why so many people admire him when he reads an essay? Sigh.”
Old Professor Wan had an inexplicable look on his face. He patted the young man on the shoulder and said with a laugh: "Okay Xiao Xu, I'm going in for class. You can start roll call, haha."
"Oh, Professor Wan..."
Xiao Xu called out, but Lao Wanjia ignored him at all and walked up to the podium of the lecture theater.He sighed helplessly, looked at Li Ze with some resentment in his eyes, and murmured:
"How dare you disrespect me on the first day of school? Hehe, it's going to be a long time. Don't think that a little fan can be domineering. In the Department of Literature, I still have the final say!"
This person is the instructor of the Department of Literature, named Xu Gui.
This Xu Gui is not an external instructor, he is actually a senior student in the Department of Literature, and by the way, a part-time instructor.This year was his first time serving as a trainer, but last night, he had already fallen in love with a freshman.
At the same time, last night, the freshmen had secretly nicknamed him "Old Scumbag Xu".
When Xu Laoza saw that Li Ze was surrounded by beauties, and that Professor Wan had already started preparing lesson plans on the podium, he felt aggrieved, and walked over with a gloomy face holding the roster.
(End of this chapter)
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