Konoha: I Can't Ninjutsu

Chapter 65: If You Laugh Again, You Still Laugh!
Seeing that Lin Xi was no longer crying, Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief.

How can this child cry so much?But because of the crying just now, Tsunade temporarily let go of his guard against Lin Xi.

But this is also temporary, it is impossible for Tsunade to let go of all guard just because someone is crying in front of him.

This kind of thing that only the mentally retarded can do, there is only one person.

Although Lin Xi was beaten by Tsunade, she still breathed a sigh of relief.

This is a way he thought of, making up a story to fool Tsunade.

After being poisoned by various novels in the previous life, it is not easy to make up a story.

Even if you give Lin Xi time, Lin Xi can tell you wonderful stories about love and hatred for three days and three nights.

However, Lin Xi felt that this story was enough, since Senshou Zhujian was already dead at this time.

If you don't believe me, you can summon Qianshou Zhujian to me and confront him face to face.

Of course, it was mainly because Aunt Snake was not here, which made Lin Xi swear so firmly. If Aunt Snake was here, then Lin Xi had no choice but to change the story.

In this way, the two people who had different thoughts breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

After solving Lin Xi's matter, Tsunade started asking about Hakura again.

You must know that Ye Cang really wanted to kill himself just now.

If it wasn't for Lin Xi's obstruction just now, Tsunade would have really died.

Don't believe it, Tsunade accidentally saw Lin Xi's blood just now, for a person who is phobic.

Seeing blood, but it will cause the most fear in the heart, the last thing you want to see.

And just now Tsunade fell into such a situation, and the tragic appearance of Nakoki's death appeared in her eyes.

In this way, Tsunade fell into despair, sadness, and self-blame. Deep in his heart at this time, Tsunade also thought about suicide.

In such a situation where the mind is out of control, if you want to kill Tsunade, you only need to hit the mute, or add a pet pig.

Tsunade, who has recovered his mood again, does not have the slightest thought of committing suicide now.

If a person really wants to die, it's not too easy, just find a tree with a crooked neck and hang it with a rope, and it will be fine.

Or find a mountain top and jump down directly, uh, in fact, this method may not necessarily lead to death.

In case when the time comes, after getting the inheritance of a big boss, that's a proper protagonist mode, so this method won't work, so change it.

Or just rush into the enemy and shout, I am Tsunade.

It is estimated that Tsunade will not have to do it himself by then. I am afraid that everyone in the village wants to kill her, so just lie there and wait for death.

So having said that, Tsunade should not have the idea of ​​seeking death at ordinary times, otherwise he would not be regarded as the Fifth Hokage in the future.

So here comes the question, what is the purpose of Tsunade going out of the village and hiding in XZ?
But this time is not the time to think about this issue, but how to introduce Ye Cang's identity.

Ye Saori's identity is definitely not suitable. If there is no accident, Tsunade should know her.

One is the hero of Sand Hidden Village, and the other is Konoha's Sannin.

There's no reason not to know her, and just now Tsunade didn't recognize her just because he didn't pay attention carefully.

So at this time, if Lin Xi made up an identity, it would only be a matter of time before she was exposed.

In fact, revealing his identity is a trivial matter. If Tsunade no longer trusts him because of this, and doubts him, this is the biggest trouble.

So Lin Xi had no choice but to tell the truth, but to tell the truth depends on how you say it. If you say it well, it will have a better effect than lying.

Lin Xi changed into a heavy tone, as if she was about to tell a very sad story.

But don't forget, just now Lin Xi's snot and tears came out from crying, and Tsunade hit the ground again, now Lin Xi's face is like a big tabby cat.

Originally, a young man pretended to have a deep look on his face, which gave him an inexplicable sense of joy, but coupled with Lin Xi's intoxicating appearance, the atmosphere suddenly rose.

Lin Xi said: "She"

"Hahahaha, hahahahahaha."

Lin Xi:? ? ? ?

Tsunade:? ? ? ?

Pet pig: hum
Lin Xi looked at Jing Yin, who was laughing out of breath, with a shocked face, and a flock of sheep ran in her heart.

What's happening here?He told sad stories, sad stories.

Why are you laughing now?

The most important thing is that Lin Xi hasn't said anything yet.

Could it be that her nerves are wrong?

The nerves that should have controlled crying were taken over by Xiao.

So silent laughing is crying?The more you laugh, the more you cry.

But the original book doesn't seem to say that the mute nerve is wrong, right?Or did I not watch Hokage carefully in my previous life?

And Tsunade obviously knew something, and gave Shizune a shudder with a black face.

Shizune covered her head in pain, looked at Tsunade for no reason, and opened her watery eyes.

If it was replaced by a strange sorghum, it would definitely be terribly happy, but Tsunade, who is also a woman, would not accept this, and said helplessly, "He hasn't spoken yet, why are you laughing?"

Only then did Jing Yin realize something, blushing, bowed and apologized to Lin Xi: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back just now."

Lin Xi: ...

Forget it, you can't be serious with a child, Lin Xi comforted herself like this.

But he forgot that he seems to be younger than Jing Yin at this time.

Now that Jing Yin stopped laughing, Lin Xi continued the topic just now, picking up a heavy tone again.

"She was a sad and pathetic woman"

"Hahahahahaha" Jing Yin accidentally couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Lin Xi: ╰_╯

Tsunade:_`
Pet pig: ...

That's too much, I didn't say a word just now, you just laughed, it's all as if you remembered something funny before.

And this time I said it all: she was a sad and pitiful woman.

You're still smiling so happily, do you think I'm upset and deliberately trouble me?Lin Xi had a look of anger.

When she accidentally laughed out loud again, Jing Yin knew that she had done something wrong.

So this time without waiting for Tsunade's reminder, Shizune was about to start apologizing, but it turned out that Shizune bent down and bowed to apologize.

Seeing the anger on Lin Xi's face, coupled with the tears, snot, and dirt on his face, is another classic emoticon.

So Jing Yin couldn't hold back, and laughed again: "Hahahahahahaha"

This time Lin Xi couldn't take it anymore, and slapped the ground hard, with so much force that a palm print was printed on the ground.

Lin Xi pointed at Jingyin, with an angry expression on his face: "Hey, little girl, I have tolerated you for a long time, are you looking for trouble for me!"

Jing Yin, on the other hand, was flustered, shaking his head and waving his hands quickly, his tone was a little flustered: "No, no, I'm not looking for trouble for you."

"Then why did you start laughing as soon as I spoke? Are the stories I tell so funny? Do you know how to respect people?"

But Jing Yin was frightened by Lin Xi's rough tone, and there was a bit of crying in his tone: "No, I definitely don't disrespect anyone.

Even before serving Tsunade-sama, I received special training.

In this case, I will not show any emotion.

unless……"

"Unless what?" Lin Xi asked suspiciously.

"Unless you can't help it, don't blame Shizune, just wipe your face first, I want to laugh when I look at your face." Tsunade answered the question for Shizune.

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