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Chapter 108 This is Slapping Your Face
Chapter 108 This is Slapping Your Face
"The monstrous monkey has already been punished, so you should quickly disarm the demon."
Li Jing, the king of Tota, was wearing a battle armor to reveal his figure, with a threatening look on his majestic face.
All of a sudden, the little monsters of the miscellaneous army were terrified, wishing they could kneel down and beg for mercy.
Yang Zi's eyes moved, he stood up, and shouted: "There are monster clans who died in battle, and there are monster clans who have not disarmed. If you want to flatten Huaguo Mountain, you have to step over the corpse of the young master."
silence
The corner of Li Jing's mouth twitched, are you a monster?
"Who are you? Why are you with the rebels?"
Li Jing's eyes flickered, this kid is confident, does he have any background?
"Hum."
Yang Zi sneered, and said, "I am a general of the Huaguoshan miscellaneous army. My surname is old and my name is father."
"Dad?"
"Hmm~"
Yang Zi nodded and said, "Son, don't be too polite."
"???"
Li Jing was furious, Huangkou Xiaoer dare to insult me?
"kill!!!"
With an order, heavenly soldiers and generals descended from the sky and charged towards Huaguo Mountain.
Yang Zi squinted his eyes, fearless in the face of danger.
Rely on!
Monkey come out when you've had enough fun! ! !
Peng~
The pagoda exploded suddenly, and a monkey popped out. Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Your boy suits my grandson's appetite."
"Hey, then Li Jing, for disturbing the tranquility of Huaguo Mountain several times, give me a blow!"
Monkey King stepped on the somersault cloud and rushed towards Li Jing.
Li Jing was shocked, his treasure pagoda was broken?
Die, die, die!
"My son save me!"
Nezha hurried to the rescue,
Yang Zi yelled: "Sun Zai, don't go, don't go, listen to what Grandpa has to say!"
Nezha staggered, turned around and gave Yang Zi a hard look,
Yang Zi's face froze, the pressure was so terrifying, he couldn't wave anymore.
So scared~
Yang Zima slipped into Ning Xi's arms, trembling.
Ning Xi's delicate body shook, she opened her mouth, but did not speak.
"Ah~"
Because of Yang Zi's interruption, Nezha moved a little slower, and Li Jing was hit on the buttock when he ran away.
"Withdraw! Quickly withdraw!"
Nezha fought with Sun Wukong several times, and when the heavenly soldiers and generals retreated, he also fled with a feint.
"Cut~"
Monkey King stretched his waist, suddenly feeling bored.
but,
He looked at Huaguo Mountain, a human youth lying in a woman's arms.
"Boy."
The voice of Sun Wukong made Yang Zi a little dissatisfied, didn't he see that the young master was feeling comfortable?
So he turned his head and said with a bright smile: "Hello, Brother Monkey, I am Yang Zi, and the one I admire the most in my life is Brother Monkey, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"
hiss~
As soon as Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he liked to hear such words, "Come on, talk more."
"?"
Yang Zi was stunned for a second, and then continued: "The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King, the Monkey King, is so powerful that he surpasses the world, overwhelming the three worlds, his stature is majestic, he is a hero, so terrifying, he is a great emperor, like a god like a Buddha!" , Amitabha Buddha, looking through the autumn water, his brows are like waves, his body is fragrant, his beauty is beautiful, his country is full of beauty, he is a gentleman, he is full of big men, he is full of vigor."
Sun Wukong was said to be taken aback for a while, although he didn't understand a lot of things, but it didn't feel right.
Ning Xi took a breath, little Yangzi, do you really not like living?
"An old monkey pushes a cart, a traveler sits on a lotus."
"stop!"
Sun Wukong waved his hand and pondered: "Your boy is a man of culture. Yang Zi, right? Just be my military advisor."
Yang Zi blinked, with me as a clever military adviser, the Heavenly Court has not been emptied?
Ning Xi put her hand on her forehead, if she didn't know the truth, she would have suspected that this guy was an undercover agent of Tianting.
I'm really afraid that a few mentally retarded schemes will kill all the monster races!
"That's good! Don't worry Brother Monkey, I dare not say anything else, my intelligence is invincible!"
Yang Zi patted his chest and promised.
Monkey King yawned, nodded and went back to Shuiliandong.
Lord Lingxiao,
Li Jing cried aggrievedly: "That monstrous monkey is so picky, how dare you hit the bottom of the last general? The Jade Emperor wants to make the decision for the last general! This is not hitting the bottom of the last general, it is simply hitting the Jade Emperor in the face! Or use it?" Hit with his stick~”
The face of the Jade Emperor, who was sitting high on the throne, turned black. What kind of metaphor is this damn?
"Cough, Li Jing. Get up and talk first."
The Jade Emperor exhaled and spoke slowly.
Li Jing said aggrievedly: "Your face hurts too much, no, the general's butt hurts too much and he can't stand up!"
The Jade Emperor has no expression on his face, and his heart is greasy. If you want to kneel, you can kneel, idiot!
"There are thousands of soldiers in my heavenly court, can't there be any one who can subdue this monstrous monkey?"
The Jade Emperor has a gloomy face, how can a mere monstrous monkey have such great abilities?
They're all shoddy goods that don't work hard!
"I report to the Jade Emperor that I have a plan."
Taibai Jinxing stood up.
"Say."
"Jade Emperor, that monster monkey has a pure mind, is not an evil monster, and is powerful. If we hadn't neglected him before, he would have already become a great general in the heavenly court."
The old god Taibai Jinxing was there, and sighed leisurely: "If this kind of strength can be used by the heavenly court, it is better than losing troops and smashing the monster monkey Monkey King. Jade Emperor think twice."
The Jade Emperor frowned, the reason was so, but what Li Jing said was right, spanking Li Jing's ass was indeed hitting the Jade Emperor in the face.
Why is this Li Jing so useless, he can't even protect my face.
It's time to spank him with dozens of boards. Huh?What doesn't feel right?
However, the powerful gods in heaven are disobedient, and the obedient gods are too bad
I need an obedient pony who can fight
"call"
The Jade Emperor sighed, "What's your plan?"
Taibai Jinxing was overjoyed when he heard the words, and said: "Why don't you give Sun Wukong the empty title of Monkey King, and then give him an idle official position, and recruit him. Doesn't he think that Bi Ma Wen is a small official? The title of Monkey King enough."
"I'm sure that Heavenly Court will definitely come to recruit Brother Monkey again."
Yang Zi said to Monkey King mysteriously.
Sun Wukong was furious when he heard the words, and snorted coldly: "Heaven doesn't know how to praise, let my grandson raise horses! If you don't want to go, you have to go by yourself."
"cough"
Yang Zi smiled wretchedly, and said: "Brother Monkey doesn't know that there is a peach garden in Heaven and there are others."
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, this military master Yang Zi is really smart, he even knows this.
"Brother Monkey, when you go to Heaven, take me and my wife with you."
Yang Zi scratched his head, and saw Ning Xi sitting in the distance thinking about something, sitting quietly like an orchid in an empty valley, admiring himself alone, I really like it!
Sun Wukong waved his hand and lay on his side on the throne, "It's easy to talk about. Tell me about the story of Journey to the West."
Ning Xi glanced at Yang Zi who was courting the throne from time to time, the corners of her mouth slightly raised.
This little fool.
Taibai Jinxing received the order and came to Huaguo Mountain again,
He was ready to be beaten and scolded, he was the one who called for security last time, and it turned out to be like this
It's not easy~
"Great Sage~ I'm coming!"
Taibai Jinxing yelled outside the Water Curtain Cave, not paying attention to the strange eyes of the other monkey monsters.
After a while, a big horse monkey jumped out and led Taibai Jinxing in.
Huh?so smooth?
Taibai Jinxing smiled slightly, it seemed that the task was not as difficult as imagined.
(End of this chapter)
"The monstrous monkey has already been punished, so you should quickly disarm the demon."
Li Jing, the king of Tota, was wearing a battle armor to reveal his figure, with a threatening look on his majestic face.
All of a sudden, the little monsters of the miscellaneous army were terrified, wishing they could kneel down and beg for mercy.
Yang Zi's eyes moved, he stood up, and shouted: "There are monster clans who died in battle, and there are monster clans who have not disarmed. If you want to flatten Huaguo Mountain, you have to step over the corpse of the young master."
silence
The corner of Li Jing's mouth twitched, are you a monster?
"Who are you? Why are you with the rebels?"
Li Jing's eyes flickered, this kid is confident, does he have any background?
"Hum."
Yang Zi sneered, and said, "I am a general of the Huaguoshan miscellaneous army. My surname is old and my name is father."
"Dad?"
"Hmm~"
Yang Zi nodded and said, "Son, don't be too polite."
"???"
Li Jing was furious, Huangkou Xiaoer dare to insult me?
"kill!!!"
With an order, heavenly soldiers and generals descended from the sky and charged towards Huaguo Mountain.
Yang Zi squinted his eyes, fearless in the face of danger.
Rely on!
Monkey come out when you've had enough fun! ! !
Peng~
The pagoda exploded suddenly, and a monkey popped out. Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Your boy suits my grandson's appetite."
"Hey, then Li Jing, for disturbing the tranquility of Huaguo Mountain several times, give me a blow!"
Monkey King stepped on the somersault cloud and rushed towards Li Jing.
Li Jing was shocked, his treasure pagoda was broken?
Die, die, die!
"My son save me!"
Nezha hurried to the rescue,
Yang Zi yelled: "Sun Zai, don't go, don't go, listen to what Grandpa has to say!"
Nezha staggered, turned around and gave Yang Zi a hard look,
Yang Zi's face froze, the pressure was so terrifying, he couldn't wave anymore.
So scared~
Yang Zima slipped into Ning Xi's arms, trembling.
Ning Xi's delicate body shook, she opened her mouth, but did not speak.
"Ah~"
Because of Yang Zi's interruption, Nezha moved a little slower, and Li Jing was hit on the buttock when he ran away.
"Withdraw! Quickly withdraw!"
Nezha fought with Sun Wukong several times, and when the heavenly soldiers and generals retreated, he also fled with a feint.
"Cut~"
Monkey King stretched his waist, suddenly feeling bored.
but,
He looked at Huaguo Mountain, a human youth lying in a woman's arms.
"Boy."
The voice of Sun Wukong made Yang Zi a little dissatisfied, didn't he see that the young master was feeling comfortable?
So he turned his head and said with a bright smile: "Hello, Brother Monkey, I am Yang Zi, and the one I admire the most in my life is Brother Monkey, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"
hiss~
As soon as Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he liked to hear such words, "Come on, talk more."
"?"
Yang Zi was stunned for a second, and then continued: "The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King, the Monkey King, is so powerful that he surpasses the world, overwhelming the three worlds, his stature is majestic, he is a hero, so terrifying, he is a great emperor, like a god like a Buddha!" , Amitabha Buddha, looking through the autumn water, his brows are like waves, his body is fragrant, his beauty is beautiful, his country is full of beauty, he is a gentleman, he is full of big men, he is full of vigor."
Sun Wukong was said to be taken aback for a while, although he didn't understand a lot of things, but it didn't feel right.
Ning Xi took a breath, little Yangzi, do you really not like living?
"An old monkey pushes a cart, a traveler sits on a lotus."
"stop!"
Sun Wukong waved his hand and pondered: "Your boy is a man of culture. Yang Zi, right? Just be my military advisor."
Yang Zi blinked, with me as a clever military adviser, the Heavenly Court has not been emptied?
Ning Xi put her hand on her forehead, if she didn't know the truth, she would have suspected that this guy was an undercover agent of Tianting.
I'm really afraid that a few mentally retarded schemes will kill all the monster races!
"That's good! Don't worry Brother Monkey, I dare not say anything else, my intelligence is invincible!"
Yang Zi patted his chest and promised.
Monkey King yawned, nodded and went back to Shuiliandong.
Lord Lingxiao,
Li Jing cried aggrievedly: "That monstrous monkey is so picky, how dare you hit the bottom of the last general? The Jade Emperor wants to make the decision for the last general! This is not hitting the bottom of the last general, it is simply hitting the Jade Emperor in the face! Or use it?" Hit with his stick~”
The face of the Jade Emperor, who was sitting high on the throne, turned black. What kind of metaphor is this damn?
"Cough, Li Jing. Get up and talk first."
The Jade Emperor exhaled and spoke slowly.
Li Jing said aggrievedly: "Your face hurts too much, no, the general's butt hurts too much and he can't stand up!"
The Jade Emperor has no expression on his face, and his heart is greasy. If you want to kneel, you can kneel, idiot!
"There are thousands of soldiers in my heavenly court, can't there be any one who can subdue this monstrous monkey?"
The Jade Emperor has a gloomy face, how can a mere monstrous monkey have such great abilities?
They're all shoddy goods that don't work hard!
"I report to the Jade Emperor that I have a plan."
Taibai Jinxing stood up.
"Say."
"Jade Emperor, that monster monkey has a pure mind, is not an evil monster, and is powerful. If we hadn't neglected him before, he would have already become a great general in the heavenly court."
The old god Taibai Jinxing was there, and sighed leisurely: "If this kind of strength can be used by the heavenly court, it is better than losing troops and smashing the monster monkey Monkey King. Jade Emperor think twice."
The Jade Emperor frowned, the reason was so, but what Li Jing said was right, spanking Li Jing's ass was indeed hitting the Jade Emperor in the face.
Why is this Li Jing so useless, he can't even protect my face.
It's time to spank him with dozens of boards. Huh?What doesn't feel right?
However, the powerful gods in heaven are disobedient, and the obedient gods are too bad
I need an obedient pony who can fight
"call"
The Jade Emperor sighed, "What's your plan?"
Taibai Jinxing was overjoyed when he heard the words, and said: "Why don't you give Sun Wukong the empty title of Monkey King, and then give him an idle official position, and recruit him. Doesn't he think that Bi Ma Wen is a small official? The title of Monkey King enough."
"I'm sure that Heavenly Court will definitely come to recruit Brother Monkey again."
Yang Zi said to Monkey King mysteriously.
Sun Wukong was furious when he heard the words, and snorted coldly: "Heaven doesn't know how to praise, let my grandson raise horses! If you don't want to go, you have to go by yourself."
"cough"
Yang Zi smiled wretchedly, and said: "Brother Monkey doesn't know that there is a peach garden in Heaven and there are others."
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, this military master Yang Zi is really smart, he even knows this.
"Brother Monkey, when you go to Heaven, take me and my wife with you."
Yang Zi scratched his head, and saw Ning Xi sitting in the distance thinking about something, sitting quietly like an orchid in an empty valley, admiring himself alone, I really like it!
Sun Wukong waved his hand and lay on his side on the throne, "It's easy to talk about. Tell me about the story of Journey to the West."
Ning Xi glanced at Yang Zi who was courting the throne from time to time, the corners of her mouth slightly raised.
This little fool.
Taibai Jinxing received the order and came to Huaguo Mountain again,
He was ready to be beaten and scolded, he was the one who called for security last time, and it turned out to be like this
It's not easy~
"Great Sage~ I'm coming!"
Taibai Jinxing yelled outside the Water Curtain Cave, not paying attention to the strange eyes of the other monkey monsters.
After a while, a big horse monkey jumped out and led Taibai Jinxing in.
Huh?so smooth?
Taibai Jinxing smiled slightly, it seemed that the task was not as difficult as imagined.
(End of this chapter)
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