Start with a nuclear powered heart
Chapter 4 The Kind Demon
Chapter 4 The Kind Demon
"As a member of the time-traveling army, and with a nuclear-powered heart to start the game, I will not hold back the seniors."
Yang Zi grinned and came to the bathroom.
Since getting a nuclear powered heart, he feels that his metabolism seems to have sped up. He just finished his meal and now he wants to shit.
But the feeling that the body is constantly getting stronger under the trace radiation is really wonderful.
"Hey push hard!"
Yang Zi sat on the toilet, cheering himself up.
"Ok?"
Why put a mirror opposite the toilet?
Yang Zi looked suspiciously at the floor-to-ceiling mirror in front of him, it seemed that there was no such thing in Yuan's memory?
Could it be that Yang Anning got it?
"Seeing myself sitting on the toilet is really a wonderful experience, but this face is pretty handsome"
Yang Zi rubbed his chin with an obsessive look on his face.
Suddenly, the self in the mirror stood up and showed a weird smile!
So scary!
Yang Zi was shocked all over.
This actually cured his constipation!
"Oh~ so comfortable"
Yang Zi couldn't help but let out a long roar.
A trace of doubt flashed in Yang Zi's eyes in the mirror, what does this human being mean?
Afterwards, Yang Zi felt empty for a while, and entered the sage mode, and he wiped his butt calmly.
Then take a fresh ollie from the toilet and smear it on the mirror.
Yang Zi in the mirror is startled, aren't you afraid? I'm a strange monster?It's still a special strange monster recognized by you humans!
"For a gifted sealer, using local materials is an instinct rooted in his genes."
Yang Zi shook his head, and muttered to himself: "It's a pity that there are not enough materials, otherwise the back also needs to be sealed."
The mirror seemed to be insulted, trembling constantly.
There was a malicious roar.
"Hey, hey, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? You have been sealed!"
Yang Zi shouted angrily, swung his fist the size of a sandbag, and hit that face.
Perpetual motion punch!
dong dong dong.
The first few punches seemed to have a miraculous effect, and they actually hit the face back.
But Yang Zi didn't stop, the enemy retreats and we advance!
With the support of a nuclear powered heart, his physical strength is infinite!
Fists like raindrops hit the mirror surface sealed by Oli.
One hundred punches?
A thousand punches?
Ten thousand punches?
Yang Zi fell to the ground, not because he lost his energy, but because he was hungry.
But the stench in the air made him a little sick.
Oli on the mirror was painted, and Yang Zi beat it to pieces, but the mirror was intact.
It can be seen that in the bathroom in the mirror, a black figure is huddled in the corner in horror, trembling.
"very hungry"
Yang Zi let out a sigh.
The black shadow in the mirror trembled, did he want to eat me?
Do not.
right!Sealing technique!
I can also seal!
black ollie
Yang Zi was shocked immediately.
Look, what is this strange monster doing?
It turned out to be a sealer too!
A talented person is so terrifying!
"In that case."
Yang Zi was silent for a moment, then take a bath.
He took off his clothes, turned on the nozzle of the water heater, splashed hot water, and washed away the stench on his body.
A little shower gel and a little soap.
He even took a bath for the mirror, but unfortunately the mirror was sealed by the black Ollie from the inside, so it couldn't be washed at all.
After taking a shower, he went back to the house and changed into bear pajamas, and then took out the cleaned mirror.
"what can we do about it?"
On the sofa, Yang Zi silently looked at the mirror while eating snacks.
The strange demon in the mirror was successfully frightened by his weird behavior.
It shouldn't be too late for a while.
After dialing the number of the Bureau of Survival and Affairs, and explaining the address and the appearance of the strange monster to the customer service, Yang Zi leaned on the sofa and ate and drank.
The Bureau of Survival and Matters acted extremely fast, and someone came within 5 minutes.
Yang Zi opened the door, and Wuyang Wuyang rushed in with a lot of people.
"Where is the strange demon?"
The leader, a middle-aged uncle, asked, "The consequences of reporting a false police report are particularly serious!"
Yang Zi shrank his neck, pointed to the mirror and said, "It's inside."
"Mirror?"
The middle-aged uncle looked at the dark mirror suspiciously, his expression serious.
"alert."
With an order, the others picked up their weapons vigilantly and slowly surrounded the mirror.
"Captain, the machine is responding! There are indeed strange monsters inside!"
A man in a blue uniform said excitedly, a small instrument in his hand was beeping.
"But I don't know why, the strange demon inside has not moved."
The middle-aged captain was stunned for a moment, glanced at the innocent Yang Zi, and said slowly: "Seal him first, and bring him back to the bureau to deal with."
The subordinates received the order, and one of them took out a brush, dipped it in red dye, and wrote and drew on the mirror. Weird symbols filled the entire mirror.
Then the mirror was resisted, and the middle-aged captain looked at Yang Zi again.
I saw Yang Zi holding potato chips, smacking his lips while eating.
I have encountered strange monsters, and I still want to eat?Why not kill you?If it were my son, I would beat you up.
The middle-aged captain walked over with a gloomy expression.
"It's solved, middle-aged uncle."
Seeing that his expression was wrong, Yang Zi pushed the potato chips over and said, "Baked meat-flavored potato chips, try it, I don't know why these potato chips can be made more like barbecue than barbecue. Is it yummy"
The sermons that the middle-aged captain just got together were all interrupted and forgotten.
And it's a bit painful, if you call him uncle, you can call him uncle, why add a middle-aged man in front?
"I will not eat"
"Oh."
Yang Zi seemed to be very happy to put the potato chips into his arms, as if he was afraid that he would snatch them.
mmp, I said I don't eat it!
"Ahem. I am Wang Chu, the captain of the Third Team, Liuyun City Survival Bureau."
Wang Chu said seriously: "Tell me all the details of your encounter with the strange demon."
Yang Zi stuffed another handful of potato chips, and said inarticulately while chewing: "I was shitting in the toilet, I seemed to be constipated, and I couldn't poop. I kept cheering myself on, but I still couldn't poop. "
"Wait. You can just say the key points."
Wang Chu always felt a gloomy air lingering in his heart.
"Oh"
Yang Zi glanced at him in surprise, and didn't want details, "Then I found that there was a mirror opposite me, and I was also shitting in the mirror."
Are you finished?
Wang Chu hissed and took a deep breath, suppressing his restless heart.
"Suddenly, I stood up in the mirror. I was startled at the time. I just felt a cold air spread from my head to the chrysanthemum, and then my constipation was cured! Oh my god, I pulled it out! The strange monster actually Helped me cure my constipation! I suspect that the strange monster is not all bad, this strange monster is very kind, and I even want to send it a pennant of a medical master"
(End of this chapter)
"As a member of the time-traveling army, and with a nuclear-powered heart to start the game, I will not hold back the seniors."
Yang Zi grinned and came to the bathroom.
Since getting a nuclear powered heart, he feels that his metabolism seems to have sped up. He just finished his meal and now he wants to shit.
But the feeling that the body is constantly getting stronger under the trace radiation is really wonderful.
"Hey push hard!"
Yang Zi sat on the toilet, cheering himself up.
"Ok?"
Why put a mirror opposite the toilet?
Yang Zi looked suspiciously at the floor-to-ceiling mirror in front of him, it seemed that there was no such thing in Yuan's memory?
Could it be that Yang Anning got it?
"Seeing myself sitting on the toilet is really a wonderful experience, but this face is pretty handsome"
Yang Zi rubbed his chin with an obsessive look on his face.
Suddenly, the self in the mirror stood up and showed a weird smile!
So scary!
Yang Zi was shocked all over.
This actually cured his constipation!
"Oh~ so comfortable"
Yang Zi couldn't help but let out a long roar.
A trace of doubt flashed in Yang Zi's eyes in the mirror, what does this human being mean?
Afterwards, Yang Zi felt empty for a while, and entered the sage mode, and he wiped his butt calmly.
Then take a fresh ollie from the toilet and smear it on the mirror.
Yang Zi in the mirror is startled, aren't you afraid? I'm a strange monster?It's still a special strange monster recognized by you humans!
"For a gifted sealer, using local materials is an instinct rooted in his genes."
Yang Zi shook his head, and muttered to himself: "It's a pity that there are not enough materials, otherwise the back also needs to be sealed."
The mirror seemed to be insulted, trembling constantly.
There was a malicious roar.
"Hey, hey, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? You have been sealed!"
Yang Zi shouted angrily, swung his fist the size of a sandbag, and hit that face.
Perpetual motion punch!
dong dong dong.
The first few punches seemed to have a miraculous effect, and they actually hit the face back.
But Yang Zi didn't stop, the enemy retreats and we advance!
With the support of a nuclear powered heart, his physical strength is infinite!
Fists like raindrops hit the mirror surface sealed by Oli.
One hundred punches?
A thousand punches?
Ten thousand punches?
Yang Zi fell to the ground, not because he lost his energy, but because he was hungry.
But the stench in the air made him a little sick.
Oli on the mirror was painted, and Yang Zi beat it to pieces, but the mirror was intact.
It can be seen that in the bathroom in the mirror, a black figure is huddled in the corner in horror, trembling.
"very hungry"
Yang Zi let out a sigh.
The black shadow in the mirror trembled, did he want to eat me?
Do not.
right!Sealing technique!
I can also seal!
black ollie
Yang Zi was shocked immediately.
Look, what is this strange monster doing?
It turned out to be a sealer too!
A talented person is so terrifying!
"In that case."
Yang Zi was silent for a moment, then take a bath.
He took off his clothes, turned on the nozzle of the water heater, splashed hot water, and washed away the stench on his body.
A little shower gel and a little soap.
He even took a bath for the mirror, but unfortunately the mirror was sealed by the black Ollie from the inside, so it couldn't be washed at all.
After taking a shower, he went back to the house and changed into bear pajamas, and then took out the cleaned mirror.
"what can we do about it?"
On the sofa, Yang Zi silently looked at the mirror while eating snacks.
The strange demon in the mirror was successfully frightened by his weird behavior.
It shouldn't be too late for a while.
After dialing the number of the Bureau of Survival and Affairs, and explaining the address and the appearance of the strange monster to the customer service, Yang Zi leaned on the sofa and ate and drank.
The Bureau of Survival and Matters acted extremely fast, and someone came within 5 minutes.
Yang Zi opened the door, and Wuyang Wuyang rushed in with a lot of people.
"Where is the strange demon?"
The leader, a middle-aged uncle, asked, "The consequences of reporting a false police report are particularly serious!"
Yang Zi shrank his neck, pointed to the mirror and said, "It's inside."
"Mirror?"
The middle-aged uncle looked at the dark mirror suspiciously, his expression serious.
"alert."
With an order, the others picked up their weapons vigilantly and slowly surrounded the mirror.
"Captain, the machine is responding! There are indeed strange monsters inside!"
A man in a blue uniform said excitedly, a small instrument in his hand was beeping.
"But I don't know why, the strange demon inside has not moved."
The middle-aged captain was stunned for a moment, glanced at the innocent Yang Zi, and said slowly: "Seal him first, and bring him back to the bureau to deal with."
The subordinates received the order, and one of them took out a brush, dipped it in red dye, and wrote and drew on the mirror. Weird symbols filled the entire mirror.
Then the mirror was resisted, and the middle-aged captain looked at Yang Zi again.
I saw Yang Zi holding potato chips, smacking his lips while eating.
I have encountered strange monsters, and I still want to eat?Why not kill you?If it were my son, I would beat you up.
The middle-aged captain walked over with a gloomy expression.
"It's solved, middle-aged uncle."
Seeing that his expression was wrong, Yang Zi pushed the potato chips over and said, "Baked meat-flavored potato chips, try it, I don't know why these potato chips can be made more like barbecue than barbecue. Is it yummy"
The sermons that the middle-aged captain just got together were all interrupted and forgotten.
And it's a bit painful, if you call him uncle, you can call him uncle, why add a middle-aged man in front?
"I will not eat"
"Oh."
Yang Zi seemed to be very happy to put the potato chips into his arms, as if he was afraid that he would snatch them.
mmp, I said I don't eat it!
"Ahem. I am Wang Chu, the captain of the Third Team, Liuyun City Survival Bureau."
Wang Chu said seriously: "Tell me all the details of your encounter with the strange demon."
Yang Zi stuffed another handful of potato chips, and said inarticulately while chewing: "I was shitting in the toilet, I seemed to be constipated, and I couldn't poop. I kept cheering myself on, but I still couldn't poop. "
"Wait. You can just say the key points."
Wang Chu always felt a gloomy air lingering in his heart.
"Oh"
Yang Zi glanced at him in surprise, and didn't want details, "Then I found that there was a mirror opposite me, and I was also shitting in the mirror."
Are you finished?
Wang Chu hissed and took a deep breath, suppressing his restless heart.
"Suddenly, I stood up in the mirror. I was startled at the time. I just felt a cold air spread from my head to the chrysanthemum, and then my constipation was cured! Oh my god, I pulled it out! The strange monster actually Helped me cure my constipation! I suspect that the strange monster is not all bad, this strange monster is very kind, and I even want to send it a pennant of a medical master"
(End of this chapter)
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