Lvyin Fengmo
Chapter 174 The Coffee Incident
Chapter 174 The Coffee Incident
"Sir, we can go to the bathroom, and I'll help you wash your body."
A flight attendant with blond hair and blue eyes and 1.8-meter-long legs enthusiastically stretched out her right hand and pressed it between Lu Feng's legs.
Although it was separated by a layer of gauze-like silk scarf, Lu Feng seemed to have felt her delicate and smooth skin.
He couldn't help but shudder, jumped up from his seat, and rushed into the bathroom.
Who can bear this!
The young and beautiful stewardess chased after her with a smile.
"Yo……"
The instigator, Mendez, looked at the stewardess's enchanting back, and blew a whistle with a little envy.
Then he heard a rapid knock on the door:
"Sir, open the door! Open the door!"
-
Lu Feng, who was as clean as ice, changed back to the beach shorts he wore when receiving the award. The previous pair of pants were covered with hot and viscous liquid, no matter how much they cleaned them, they couldn't return to their original appearance.
The stewardess gave him a resentful look and repassed Mendez a cup of coffee.
"This is a good opportunity to relax, and you may regret it."
Mendez took it carefully, and made fun of it by the way.
Lu Feng shrugged his shoulders indifferently:
"I'm not interested in white girls."
Mendes laughed, and before he had time to speak, he heard the stewardess say something faintly:
"I'm going to sue you for... racism!"
Lu Feng was dumbfounded.
God tmd racism!
Do I have to accept your cleaning service, is this called freedom, equality and respect?
-
Lu Feng, who had just landed, just turned on his phone when he received more than a dozen missed calls and messages, all without exception being his parents and sister.
He couldn't help feeling tense, these three people seldom call him at the same time?
Before he had time to look through the message, he immediately dialed back Lin Lan - most of the sons are closer to their mothers.
"Hey?"
Hearing that the voice on the phone was normal, Lu Feng was slightly relieved.
"What are you doing? Why haven't you answered the phone for so long? Do you know that we are all mad?"
Hearing Lin Lan's voice, Lu Feng was a little puzzled:
"I just got off the plane, what's wrong?"
The phone switched to Lu Tianlin's voice:
"Zaizai, you have only been playing professional football for a few days, how did you become so inflated like this? I have always hated Chinese players for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, but I didn't expect my son to be like them so soon!"
Then it switched to Lu Jin's voice:
"Lu Feng, you've disappointed me so much! Dududu..."
Hearing the short busy tone on the phone, Lu Feng was stunned.
Which play is this sung in the end?
After he regained his strength, he remembered to open the family information.
Lin Lan sent him several news in a row, and the black headlines that caught his eyes made Lu Feng's eyes go dark!
"Breaking news! Lu Feng and the stewardess rushed to the bathroom at the same time!"
"Thousands of miles! The new European Golden Boot double happiness!"
"Rush to No.1 in the world! At this moment, he is the pride of Chinese football!"
"Blonde Paradise! Fair-skinned and beautiful stewardess の special service!"
I have to say that the self-media in this era is too developed, and the time of sending out these news is only 10 minutes later than the actual time!
In these reports, there are also clear photos of Lu Feng, Mendes, and the beautiful stewardesses!
And in one photo, there was even a photo of the stewardess rubbing coffee for Lu Feng!
It's just... the scarf in the hands of the stewardess has been changed into a mosaic by high-tech means!
In the thin mosaic, one can vaguely see the slender and soft fingers of the stewardess, and a mass of black stuff, which is coffee or something.
"Lu Feng, you beast! Don't say it's my brother!"
Lu Jin posted a series of "sad, angry, sad, disappointed" emoticons.
Only Lu Tianlin quietly sent a sentence:
"Your kid is already a celebrity now, if you do this kind of thing... you have to be careful!"
Lu Feng was annoyed by his unscrupulous father.
Hidden a ghost!
You bad old man, have you had any experience? ! -
"What are you thinking! I'm still a virgin in this life!"
He yelled in the WeChat group of "Happy Lu family, Lin has the final say", and then the three relatives who were criticizing him just now were all silent.
Only Lu Jin sent a little blushing emoji:
"Really, brother?"
Lu Feng patted his chest and swore:
"It was the stewardess who insisted on having something happen to me because she saw that I was handsome, unrestrained and extraordinary, but how could I, Lu Feng, be so casual? Of course it was a righteous criticism, which almost moved her to jump off the plane on the spot!"
The three relatives sent messages almost at the same time:
"roll!"
"Less stinky beauty!"
"Shameless Ni Zukai!"
-
A small turmoil subsided like this, but half of the European football world knew the story between Lu Feng and a beautiful flight attendant.
The stewardess took the opportunity to become popular, and the attention on her personal social platform skyrocketed by 10,000+ within a day, and two media even invited her to shoot a set of uniform photos.
In European society, there are indeed not a few female stars who have become popular because of some ambiguous stories with football players. There are even a few women who blackmail football stars for a long time by relying on a relationship between you and me...
"You let me down, Feng."
After returning to the community, Lu Feng met his neighbor Klose again.
The German striker, who was nearly recovered from his injury, looked at him with a sad face, as if he saw countless talented teenagers in football who became famous at a young age but quickly fell.
After saying this sentence, Klose walked past Lu Feng, as if he didn't want to say another word to the self-defeating him.
Lu Feng wished he could punch Mendes in the head:
"It's all your damn shaking hands!"
Mendes couldn't straighten up with a smile:
"You can't blame me for this! Who told you to talk about the World Cup champion!"
Lu Feng spat bitterly:
"I'm going to lead the Chinese team to win the World Cup. If you refuse to accept it, let Portugal stop me!"
Mendes patted his chest and stood up from the ground:
"Okay, okay, I was wrong about the coffee. But you can simply explain it through your personal social platform, so that part of the influence can be eliminated."
He was right, but Lu Feng hesitated for a moment and didn't agree immediately.
Mendes patted him on the shoulder with some doubts:
"how?"
Lu Feng spread out his hands:
"I don't have any social accounts!"
With all his heart on football, how can he have the time to do such messy things? !
Mendes was stunned, his face full of astonishment:
"Then... the whole one! Do you know how much money Cristiano can earn from an advertisement?!"
-
Under Mendez's instigation, Lu Feng registered accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram in one go. At the same time, he finally officially opened his domestic Weibo account and applied for identity verification.
But when he completed the registration, he gave up the idea of explaining the "coffee incident".
This matter...is too insignificant!
For a football player, isn't the game more important?
He smiled, took a photo of the Golden Boot trophy, and posted it on these four accounts:
"Hello, friends, I am Lu Feng, a Chinese player. Welcome to the greatest player in football history."
After sending the message, Lu Feng looked at the ever-increasing number of followers on his phone, and was suddenly a little puzzled.
why?
I'm usually very low-key.
Why are you so arrogant in front of the keyboard?
What's so magical about this tiny phone keypad...?
(End of this chapter)
"Sir, we can go to the bathroom, and I'll help you wash your body."
A flight attendant with blond hair and blue eyes and 1.8-meter-long legs enthusiastically stretched out her right hand and pressed it between Lu Feng's legs.
Although it was separated by a layer of gauze-like silk scarf, Lu Feng seemed to have felt her delicate and smooth skin.
He couldn't help but shudder, jumped up from his seat, and rushed into the bathroom.
Who can bear this!
The young and beautiful stewardess chased after her with a smile.
"Yo……"
The instigator, Mendez, looked at the stewardess's enchanting back, and blew a whistle with a little envy.
Then he heard a rapid knock on the door:
"Sir, open the door! Open the door!"
-
Lu Feng, who was as clean as ice, changed back to the beach shorts he wore when receiving the award. The previous pair of pants were covered with hot and viscous liquid, no matter how much they cleaned them, they couldn't return to their original appearance.
The stewardess gave him a resentful look and repassed Mendez a cup of coffee.
"This is a good opportunity to relax, and you may regret it."
Mendez took it carefully, and made fun of it by the way.
Lu Feng shrugged his shoulders indifferently:
"I'm not interested in white girls."
Mendes laughed, and before he had time to speak, he heard the stewardess say something faintly:
"I'm going to sue you for... racism!"
Lu Feng was dumbfounded.
God tmd racism!
Do I have to accept your cleaning service, is this called freedom, equality and respect?
-
Lu Feng, who had just landed, just turned on his phone when he received more than a dozen missed calls and messages, all without exception being his parents and sister.
He couldn't help feeling tense, these three people seldom call him at the same time?
Before he had time to look through the message, he immediately dialed back Lin Lan - most of the sons are closer to their mothers.
"Hey?"
Hearing that the voice on the phone was normal, Lu Feng was slightly relieved.
"What are you doing? Why haven't you answered the phone for so long? Do you know that we are all mad?"
Hearing Lin Lan's voice, Lu Feng was a little puzzled:
"I just got off the plane, what's wrong?"
The phone switched to Lu Tianlin's voice:
"Zaizai, you have only been playing professional football for a few days, how did you become so inflated like this? I have always hated Chinese players for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, but I didn't expect my son to be like them so soon!"
Then it switched to Lu Jin's voice:
"Lu Feng, you've disappointed me so much! Dududu..."
Hearing the short busy tone on the phone, Lu Feng was stunned.
Which play is this sung in the end?
After he regained his strength, he remembered to open the family information.
Lin Lan sent him several news in a row, and the black headlines that caught his eyes made Lu Feng's eyes go dark!
"Breaking news! Lu Feng and the stewardess rushed to the bathroom at the same time!"
"Thousands of miles! The new European Golden Boot double happiness!"
"Rush to No.1 in the world! At this moment, he is the pride of Chinese football!"
"Blonde Paradise! Fair-skinned and beautiful stewardess の special service!"
I have to say that the self-media in this era is too developed, and the time of sending out these news is only 10 minutes later than the actual time!
In these reports, there are also clear photos of Lu Feng, Mendes, and the beautiful stewardesses!
And in one photo, there was even a photo of the stewardess rubbing coffee for Lu Feng!
It's just... the scarf in the hands of the stewardess has been changed into a mosaic by high-tech means!
In the thin mosaic, one can vaguely see the slender and soft fingers of the stewardess, and a mass of black stuff, which is coffee or something.
"Lu Feng, you beast! Don't say it's my brother!"
Lu Jin posted a series of "sad, angry, sad, disappointed" emoticons.
Only Lu Tianlin quietly sent a sentence:
"Your kid is already a celebrity now, if you do this kind of thing... you have to be careful!"
Lu Feng was annoyed by his unscrupulous father.
Hidden a ghost!
You bad old man, have you had any experience? ! -
"What are you thinking! I'm still a virgin in this life!"
He yelled in the WeChat group of "Happy Lu family, Lin has the final say", and then the three relatives who were criticizing him just now were all silent.
Only Lu Jin sent a little blushing emoji:
"Really, brother?"
Lu Feng patted his chest and swore:
"It was the stewardess who insisted on having something happen to me because she saw that I was handsome, unrestrained and extraordinary, but how could I, Lu Feng, be so casual? Of course it was a righteous criticism, which almost moved her to jump off the plane on the spot!"
The three relatives sent messages almost at the same time:
"roll!"
"Less stinky beauty!"
"Shameless Ni Zukai!"
-
A small turmoil subsided like this, but half of the European football world knew the story between Lu Feng and a beautiful flight attendant.
The stewardess took the opportunity to become popular, and the attention on her personal social platform skyrocketed by 10,000+ within a day, and two media even invited her to shoot a set of uniform photos.
In European society, there are indeed not a few female stars who have become popular because of some ambiguous stories with football players. There are even a few women who blackmail football stars for a long time by relying on a relationship between you and me...
"You let me down, Feng."
After returning to the community, Lu Feng met his neighbor Klose again.
The German striker, who was nearly recovered from his injury, looked at him with a sad face, as if he saw countless talented teenagers in football who became famous at a young age but quickly fell.
After saying this sentence, Klose walked past Lu Feng, as if he didn't want to say another word to the self-defeating him.
Lu Feng wished he could punch Mendes in the head:
"It's all your damn shaking hands!"
Mendes couldn't straighten up with a smile:
"You can't blame me for this! Who told you to talk about the World Cup champion!"
Lu Feng spat bitterly:
"I'm going to lead the Chinese team to win the World Cup. If you refuse to accept it, let Portugal stop me!"
Mendes patted his chest and stood up from the ground:
"Okay, okay, I was wrong about the coffee. But you can simply explain it through your personal social platform, so that part of the influence can be eliminated."
He was right, but Lu Feng hesitated for a moment and didn't agree immediately.
Mendes patted him on the shoulder with some doubts:
"how?"
Lu Feng spread out his hands:
"I don't have any social accounts!"
With all his heart on football, how can he have the time to do such messy things? !
Mendes was stunned, his face full of astonishment:
"Then... the whole one! Do you know how much money Cristiano can earn from an advertisement?!"
-
Under Mendez's instigation, Lu Feng registered accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram in one go. At the same time, he finally officially opened his domestic Weibo account and applied for identity verification.
But when he completed the registration, he gave up the idea of explaining the "coffee incident".
This matter...is too insignificant!
For a football player, isn't the game more important?
He smiled, took a photo of the Golden Boot trophy, and posted it on these four accounts:
"Hello, friends, I am Lu Feng, a Chinese player. Welcome to the greatest player in football history."
After sending the message, Lu Feng looked at the ever-increasing number of followers on his phone, and was suddenly a little puzzled.
why?
I'm usually very low-key.
Why are you so arrogant in front of the keyboard?
What's so magical about this tiny phone keypad...?
(End of this chapter)
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