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Chapter 393 Deadpool's New Partner
Chapter 393 Deadpool's New Partner
Sometimes, you have to admit that some guys really can't stand talking.
Even in the ancient Eastern countries, a saying was specially invented for this purpose: Talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!
Naturally, there is no Cao Cao in Manhattan at this moment, and there is only a chatterbox named Wade Winston Wilson.
"Abner, you know? Sometimes I look in the mirror and I'm obsessed. Every morning my Vanessa has to pull me out of the mirror and hand me a pie. , there are mushroom fillings, there are pies, and there is my most hated durian pie!"
"I hate this thing, it reminds me of the last time, vomit... vomit... my ass is pressed against my head, and the smell is exactly the same, vomit..."
"Fcuk! My mask!"
Almost on foot with Connors, just as Connors stepped out of Abner's door, Wade had already stepped into Abner's office with a few guys with weird looks.
Immediately, the rambling voices came to Abner's ears continuously, even with Abner's resistance at the moment, his head still inevitably swelled.
"Actually, I think the durian tart tastes pretty good."
Before Abner could speak, a tall, plump woman with a fluffy afro and panda eyes standing behind Wade spoke first.
"Why! There are people in the world who like this shit-like food..."
"Wade! Please calm down for me!"
Abner had no choice but to interrupt Wade's next speech with a helpless expression, otherwise this guy would definitely stage a debate about durian for himself.
"Abner? Why are you here?"
"..."
"Oh! I remembered, come and see these new partners I found, they are all great guys, you will definitely like them! Of course you are not Domino, you are a sexy and enchanting beauty ,Hahaha!"
"This is Bydram, isn't his name super queer? Compared with his name, his superpower is even cooler. It can actually distort electric fields, even the brain waves in your head, which makes people feel anxious and pain!"
Following Wade's exaggerated tone, the tall and strong bald black man slid his fingers a few times, and suddenly the lights in the entire office flickered.
Being able to distort brain waves is considered a good mutant ability, a good second-level mutant, Abner couldn't help but nodded.
"And him! Zagst! Abner, can you guess what his superpower is? That's it... vomit! vomit! Just spit out like this!"
"NO! My ability is not to spit, but to spit out acidic vomit!"
"Isn't that just spitting, my God! There is such a superpower, and I actually chose him?"
"Fuck! You're a chatty bug who can't even see your mouth. Do you want me to show you my super power? It's on your head!"
After the word "tuberculosis" was cursed out of the thin young man's mouth, Abner immediately had a good impression of this guy.
Let's not talk about abilities, at least the eyes and ears are fine.
"Spray acid! What a nice mutant ability!"
After pacifying the second-level mutant who sprayed acid, Abner looked at the few people behind Wade again.
"And him! Resty, who claims to be Broken Star, an alien from Canada! God! A guy from Canada becomes an alien. If I were in Canada, wouldn't I become Superman? Hahaha! "
Pointing to a middle-aged man with long red braids, Wade couldn't help laughing while introducing him.
"It's not Canada, it's the magic world planet!"
He didn't mean to be angry at Wade's ridicule of Broken Star, but explained it seriously.
"Ahahaha! Listen, Abner, the magic world planet? Why isn't it a magic bullet ring? Hahaha!"
"Shut up Wade!"
Seeing Broken Star's gradually darkening expression, Abner had no choice but to scold again.
Abner didn't know whether this Broken Star was an alien, but during Abner's investigation, it was definitely not weak in strength, even compared to Wade on the side.
"Welcome to join us, Broken Star—Riste!"
"Okay, okay, I welcome you too! Hahaha!"
"Cough cough cough... Next up is the incredible one, the Stealth Walker with the ability to become invisible!"
After straightening his expression again, Wade waved his hands and pointed to the air beside him to introduce to Abner.
"Wade, I think you pointed to the wrong side! This Mr. Stealth is sitting here watching you perform!"
In Abner's eyes, the handsome white guy with dark blond short hair on the sofa was looking at him in surprise, obviously surprised that Abner could see through his invisibility at a glance.
"Stealth! Good ability! You are also welcome to join!"
"Damn it! Hidden Walker, you were invited by me. You should cooperate with my actions. You should stand here! This will make me lose face!"
"OK! I remember you, and I will put on small shoes for you in the future."
"Okay, there's the last one, Domino! Her... uh... her ability is good luck? Damn, luck is not a superpower!"
"good luck?"
This time, Abner was really surprised.
Super lucky?
Superpowers involving causality and probability?Or a superpower similar to Scarlet Witch's Chaos Magic?
No matter which aspect it is, this is an incredible superpower!
"Domino, where do you think the bullet will point when the bullet in my hand stops spinning?"
While thinking silently in his heart, Abner took out a bullet and asked Domino.
"Who knows, maybe it will point to some guy with a broken mouth."
Domino spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, and said indifferently to Abner.
Following Domino's words, the bullet in Abner's hand fell directly on the table and spun rapidly.
A few seconds later, the stopped bullet head pointed at the guy Domino had mentioned—Wade.
"Wow! What luck!"
Taking a closer look at the bullets on the table, and then at Domino in front of him, Abner didn't notice any supernatural power, as if... as if the moment the bullet started spinning, it was already doomed its orientation.
I have to say that although this guy Wade has a bit of a tongue and a bit of a poisonous word, he is really quick at his work. At least the members in this photo are not bad.
"Then...Bedram, Zagst, Broken Star, Stealth, and Domino, no matter what your purpose is, welcome to join my Manhattan Special Incident Investigation Bureau!"
"I am the director of the Manhattan Special Incident Investigation Bureau, the guardian of the Manhattan city—Abner Perez!"
"Welcome to join us!"
(End of this chapter)
Sometimes, you have to admit that some guys really can't stand talking.
Even in the ancient Eastern countries, a saying was specially invented for this purpose: Talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!
Naturally, there is no Cao Cao in Manhattan at this moment, and there is only a chatterbox named Wade Winston Wilson.
"Abner, you know? Sometimes I look in the mirror and I'm obsessed. Every morning my Vanessa has to pull me out of the mirror and hand me a pie. , there are mushroom fillings, there are pies, and there is my most hated durian pie!"
"I hate this thing, it reminds me of the last time, vomit... vomit... my ass is pressed against my head, and the smell is exactly the same, vomit..."
"Fcuk! My mask!"
Almost on foot with Connors, just as Connors stepped out of Abner's door, Wade had already stepped into Abner's office with a few guys with weird looks.
Immediately, the rambling voices came to Abner's ears continuously, even with Abner's resistance at the moment, his head still inevitably swelled.
"Actually, I think the durian tart tastes pretty good."
Before Abner could speak, a tall, plump woman with a fluffy afro and panda eyes standing behind Wade spoke first.
"Why! There are people in the world who like this shit-like food..."
"Wade! Please calm down for me!"
Abner had no choice but to interrupt Wade's next speech with a helpless expression, otherwise this guy would definitely stage a debate about durian for himself.
"Abner? Why are you here?"
"..."
"Oh! I remembered, come and see these new partners I found, they are all great guys, you will definitely like them! Of course you are not Domino, you are a sexy and enchanting beauty ,Hahaha!"
"This is Bydram, isn't his name super queer? Compared with his name, his superpower is even cooler. It can actually distort electric fields, even the brain waves in your head, which makes people feel anxious and pain!"
Following Wade's exaggerated tone, the tall and strong bald black man slid his fingers a few times, and suddenly the lights in the entire office flickered.
Being able to distort brain waves is considered a good mutant ability, a good second-level mutant, Abner couldn't help but nodded.
"And him! Zagst! Abner, can you guess what his superpower is? That's it... vomit! vomit! Just spit out like this!"
"NO! My ability is not to spit, but to spit out acidic vomit!"
"Isn't that just spitting, my God! There is such a superpower, and I actually chose him?"
"Fuck! You're a chatty bug who can't even see your mouth. Do you want me to show you my super power? It's on your head!"
After the word "tuberculosis" was cursed out of the thin young man's mouth, Abner immediately had a good impression of this guy.
Let's not talk about abilities, at least the eyes and ears are fine.
"Spray acid! What a nice mutant ability!"
After pacifying the second-level mutant who sprayed acid, Abner looked at the few people behind Wade again.
"And him! Resty, who claims to be Broken Star, an alien from Canada! God! A guy from Canada becomes an alien. If I were in Canada, wouldn't I become Superman? Hahaha! "
Pointing to a middle-aged man with long red braids, Wade couldn't help laughing while introducing him.
"It's not Canada, it's the magic world planet!"
He didn't mean to be angry at Wade's ridicule of Broken Star, but explained it seriously.
"Ahahaha! Listen, Abner, the magic world planet? Why isn't it a magic bullet ring? Hahaha!"
"Shut up Wade!"
Seeing Broken Star's gradually darkening expression, Abner had no choice but to scold again.
Abner didn't know whether this Broken Star was an alien, but during Abner's investigation, it was definitely not weak in strength, even compared to Wade on the side.
"Welcome to join us, Broken Star—Riste!"
"Okay, okay, I welcome you too! Hahaha!"
"Cough cough cough... Next up is the incredible one, the Stealth Walker with the ability to become invisible!"
After straightening his expression again, Wade waved his hands and pointed to the air beside him to introduce to Abner.
"Wade, I think you pointed to the wrong side! This Mr. Stealth is sitting here watching you perform!"
In Abner's eyes, the handsome white guy with dark blond short hair on the sofa was looking at him in surprise, obviously surprised that Abner could see through his invisibility at a glance.
"Stealth! Good ability! You are also welcome to join!"
"Damn it! Hidden Walker, you were invited by me. You should cooperate with my actions. You should stand here! This will make me lose face!"
"OK! I remember you, and I will put on small shoes for you in the future."
"Okay, there's the last one, Domino! Her... uh... her ability is good luck? Damn, luck is not a superpower!"
"good luck?"
This time, Abner was really surprised.
Super lucky?
Superpowers involving causality and probability?Or a superpower similar to Scarlet Witch's Chaos Magic?
No matter which aspect it is, this is an incredible superpower!
"Domino, where do you think the bullet will point when the bullet in my hand stops spinning?"
While thinking silently in his heart, Abner took out a bullet and asked Domino.
"Who knows, maybe it will point to some guy with a broken mouth."
Domino spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, and said indifferently to Abner.
Following Domino's words, the bullet in Abner's hand fell directly on the table and spun rapidly.
A few seconds later, the stopped bullet head pointed at the guy Domino had mentioned—Wade.
"Wow! What luck!"
Taking a closer look at the bullets on the table, and then at Domino in front of him, Abner didn't notice any supernatural power, as if... as if the moment the bullet started spinning, it was already doomed its orientation.
I have to say that although this guy Wade has a bit of a tongue and a bit of a poisonous word, he is really quick at his work. At least the members in this photo are not bad.
"Then...Bedram, Zagst, Broken Star, Stealth, and Domino, no matter what your purpose is, welcome to join my Manhattan Special Incident Investigation Bureau!"
"I am the director of the Manhattan Special Incident Investigation Bureau, the guardian of the Manhattan city—Abner Perez!"
"Welcome to join us!"
(End of this chapter)
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