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Chapter 95 The Unlucky Deadpool (Modified)
Chapter 95 The Unlucky Deadpool (Modified)
As Abner walked quickly, the three-story building of the martial arts school soon appeared in front of him.
The crimson beams and columns, and the paint that had fallen off in sevens and eights, have been repainted, looking extremely solemn, and the potholed road in front of the small building was also refilled and replaced after Abner moved in. A layer of cement was laid.
Only the black walnut plaque was hung on the door as usual.
The peeling plaque tells passers-by that it has passed through many years.
Huafeng Martial Arts Hall!
……
He took out the key and opened the door, stepped on the solid wood floor, and a woody fragrance came into his nose.
Abner stretched out his hand to touch the floor, and a little dust appeared on his fingers.
"Oh...who is so unconscious? I haven't been back for just one night, and the floor has not been mopped, and the house has not been cleaned!"
"Who was it that told me so confidently before that I had to work part-time to support myself? Who was it?"
Abner deliberately raised his head and raised his voice, muttering to the upstairs, pricking up his ears while speaking.
According to the usual practice, in less than three seconds, the guy upstairs will definitely stick his head out and have a few words with himself.
But this time, until about ten minutes later, Abner dragged the entire martial arts arena again, and there was still no movement upstairs.
"Semla~Semla~"
Abner called as he climbed the stairs and walked to the door.
"Samla, I'm coming in Luo..."
As soon as the door opened, a strong low pressure and resentment suddenly hit his face.
Looking into the room, the walls covered with warm yellow wallpaper are covered with colorful children's stickers, and all kinds of Barbie dolls and giant dolls almost fill the entire room.
A short small bed is placed against the wall, and directly opposite the small bed, TV sets and video recorders are neatly placed, and around the small bed, there are peanut shells, melon seed shells, plastic bags, nuts, etc. The shells were piled up all over the floor, and the TV was turned on and snowflakes were flashing.
Looking at Semla again, she was sitting in the corner with her back to Abner, her hands were holding her knees and her head was hanging low, her shoulders were shaking slightly from time to time.
And the demon sword, Muramasa, was still hanging tightly on Semla's back as it was five years ago.
Looking at the snack garbage on the ground, Abner suddenly felt a rush of blood!
"The world is so wonderful, but I am so irritable. This is not good... This is not good..."
It took a long time to suppress the blood again, and Abner forced a smile on his face.
"What's wrong? Semula?"
"Woooo... Jack... Jack is dead, I don't want him to die..."
Semla turned her head slowly, and suddenly a pale face full of snot and tears appeared in front of Abner, and said while twitching and choking.
"Jack? What Jack? Who's dead?"
Abner couldn't help but be surprised for a moment. Could it be that he was a friend that Semula met secretly?
"That's the handsome, handsome Jack~ I don't want him to die, I want him to be with Ruth~"
"Jack? Ruth!"
Abner's puzzled expression suddenly turned dull, and he stretched out his hand to cover the door without saying a word. For a moment, Abner only felt that the top of his head was covered with dark clouds, and countless black lines emerged from his forehead.
"Jack...Jack is so pitiful, he and Ruth are so good~"
"Thur! M! La!"
Abner couldn't bear it any longer, and turned himself into a tyrant, the two-finger Zen grabbed Semla's ear as quickly as lightning, and then twisted it up vigorously.
"Ah...it hurts...it hurts..."
"You rice bug! You cost me tens of thousands of dollars a year, and you still come to talk to me about Lucy and Jack!"
"Look at your room, what it's like! A dump! A dump!"
"I'm telling you very seriously now, your snacks for this month are confiscated!"
"Ah...it hurts...Abner, I want to break up with you~"
"Okay, is it right to break up the relationship! Semla, you won't have any snacks for next month!"
"Woooooo... Abner, you bully..."
Semula fell directly on the bed, rolled around with his head in his hands. Seeing Abner's eyes angrily kicking at him, he quickly pulled the quilt and covered his head.
"Woooooooo..."
After closing the door heavily, Abner stood at the door and yelled towards the inside through the door: "Samla, before I come back tomorrow, clean up your room, or you won't have any snacks for this year!"
"I won't clean it up! Hmph..."
……
Abner was called away from Carissa's house by a phone call in the morning, and he didn't even pack up some things that he was going to take to the Middle East, so naturally he wouldn't stay in the martial arts gym for a long time.
Even if I go back to the martial arts school now, I just don't feel at ease.
After reading it, I naturally have to rush back home. As for Semla...
As a resentful spirit, you can neither die of hunger nor thirst, so there is nothing to worry about!
……
Night began to fall, and the night slowly enveloped this remote small martial arts hall.
At this time, in Semla's room, the fruit shell paper bags all over the place have been cleaned up.
Semula held a huge pug doll in his hand, his eyes fixed on the picture on the TV, his mouth bulging while he squeezed the doll in his hand, and murmured in a low voice.
"Damn Abner, you actually took away all my snacks!"
"Curse you to fall into the stinky ditch when you go out!"
"Eat bread without ketchup!"
"Curse you going to the bathroom without toilet paper!"
Just when Semula was cursing and watching TV attentively, a loud voice rang in the martial arts hall.
"Hello, is this Abner's home?"
"Is Abner at home? I'm here to find you Luo~"
"Abner, where are you~ In the kitchen?"
"In the bathroom?"
"Wow, this target is really cool..."
The loud voice was getting closer and closer, until Semla's door was pushed open, and Deadpool in a tight red uniform appeared in the room.
"Wow~ there is such a limited edition Donald Duck CD here!"
"This is simply amazing!"
Watching Donald Duck walking crookedly on TV, Deadpool couldn't help crying out in surprise, and quickly sat beside Semla.
"This guy... is a bit annoying..."
Seeing Deadpool sitting directly on his clean little bed, two black palm prints appeared on the bed as soon as he stretched his hands.
"Donald Duck! See what I look like!"
Deadpool jumped directly in front of Semula, arched his waist, stretched out his neck, and put his hands in front of his neck, arching and walking like a duck.
Semla tilted her body to the side, stretched her neck, and looked at the blocked TV screen.
"look at me……"
Deadpool arched his body in front of the TV again, Semla's face darkened suddenly, and the anger and resentment accumulated all day could no longer be concealed, and it sprayed out directly.
"Go away!"
A bright silver knife flashed directly behind Semla, and with a scream from Deadpool, he disappeared into the room...
The second update will be later. Please give me some recommendation votes. I haven’t asked for them for a long time. All heroes, please vote.
(End of this chapter)
As Abner walked quickly, the three-story building of the martial arts school soon appeared in front of him.
The crimson beams and columns, and the paint that had fallen off in sevens and eights, have been repainted, looking extremely solemn, and the potholed road in front of the small building was also refilled and replaced after Abner moved in. A layer of cement was laid.
Only the black walnut plaque was hung on the door as usual.
The peeling plaque tells passers-by that it has passed through many years.
Huafeng Martial Arts Hall!
……
He took out the key and opened the door, stepped on the solid wood floor, and a woody fragrance came into his nose.
Abner stretched out his hand to touch the floor, and a little dust appeared on his fingers.
"Oh...who is so unconscious? I haven't been back for just one night, and the floor has not been mopped, and the house has not been cleaned!"
"Who was it that told me so confidently before that I had to work part-time to support myself? Who was it?"
Abner deliberately raised his head and raised his voice, muttering to the upstairs, pricking up his ears while speaking.
According to the usual practice, in less than three seconds, the guy upstairs will definitely stick his head out and have a few words with himself.
But this time, until about ten minutes later, Abner dragged the entire martial arts arena again, and there was still no movement upstairs.
"Semla~Semla~"
Abner called as he climbed the stairs and walked to the door.
"Samla, I'm coming in Luo..."
As soon as the door opened, a strong low pressure and resentment suddenly hit his face.
Looking into the room, the walls covered with warm yellow wallpaper are covered with colorful children's stickers, and all kinds of Barbie dolls and giant dolls almost fill the entire room.
A short small bed is placed against the wall, and directly opposite the small bed, TV sets and video recorders are neatly placed, and around the small bed, there are peanut shells, melon seed shells, plastic bags, nuts, etc. The shells were piled up all over the floor, and the TV was turned on and snowflakes were flashing.
Looking at Semla again, she was sitting in the corner with her back to Abner, her hands were holding her knees and her head was hanging low, her shoulders were shaking slightly from time to time.
And the demon sword, Muramasa, was still hanging tightly on Semla's back as it was five years ago.
Looking at the snack garbage on the ground, Abner suddenly felt a rush of blood!
"The world is so wonderful, but I am so irritable. This is not good... This is not good..."
It took a long time to suppress the blood again, and Abner forced a smile on his face.
"What's wrong? Semula?"
"Woooo... Jack... Jack is dead, I don't want him to die..."
Semla turned her head slowly, and suddenly a pale face full of snot and tears appeared in front of Abner, and said while twitching and choking.
"Jack? What Jack? Who's dead?"
Abner couldn't help but be surprised for a moment. Could it be that he was a friend that Semula met secretly?
"That's the handsome, handsome Jack~ I don't want him to die, I want him to be with Ruth~"
"Jack? Ruth!"
Abner's puzzled expression suddenly turned dull, and he stretched out his hand to cover the door without saying a word. For a moment, Abner only felt that the top of his head was covered with dark clouds, and countless black lines emerged from his forehead.
"Jack...Jack is so pitiful, he and Ruth are so good~"
"Thur! M! La!"
Abner couldn't bear it any longer, and turned himself into a tyrant, the two-finger Zen grabbed Semla's ear as quickly as lightning, and then twisted it up vigorously.
"Ah...it hurts...it hurts..."
"You rice bug! You cost me tens of thousands of dollars a year, and you still come to talk to me about Lucy and Jack!"
"Look at your room, what it's like! A dump! A dump!"
"I'm telling you very seriously now, your snacks for this month are confiscated!"
"Ah...it hurts...Abner, I want to break up with you~"
"Okay, is it right to break up the relationship! Semla, you won't have any snacks for next month!"
"Woooooo... Abner, you bully..."
Semula fell directly on the bed, rolled around with his head in his hands. Seeing Abner's eyes angrily kicking at him, he quickly pulled the quilt and covered his head.
"Woooooooo..."
After closing the door heavily, Abner stood at the door and yelled towards the inside through the door: "Samla, before I come back tomorrow, clean up your room, or you won't have any snacks for this year!"
"I won't clean it up! Hmph..."
……
Abner was called away from Carissa's house by a phone call in the morning, and he didn't even pack up some things that he was going to take to the Middle East, so naturally he wouldn't stay in the martial arts gym for a long time.
Even if I go back to the martial arts school now, I just don't feel at ease.
After reading it, I naturally have to rush back home. As for Semla...
As a resentful spirit, you can neither die of hunger nor thirst, so there is nothing to worry about!
……
Night began to fall, and the night slowly enveloped this remote small martial arts hall.
At this time, in Semla's room, the fruit shell paper bags all over the place have been cleaned up.
Semula held a huge pug doll in his hand, his eyes fixed on the picture on the TV, his mouth bulging while he squeezed the doll in his hand, and murmured in a low voice.
"Damn Abner, you actually took away all my snacks!"
"Curse you to fall into the stinky ditch when you go out!"
"Eat bread without ketchup!"
"Curse you going to the bathroom without toilet paper!"
Just when Semula was cursing and watching TV attentively, a loud voice rang in the martial arts hall.
"Hello, is this Abner's home?"
"Is Abner at home? I'm here to find you Luo~"
"Abner, where are you~ In the kitchen?"
"In the bathroom?"
"Wow, this target is really cool..."
The loud voice was getting closer and closer, until Semla's door was pushed open, and Deadpool in a tight red uniform appeared in the room.
"Wow~ there is such a limited edition Donald Duck CD here!"
"This is simply amazing!"
Watching Donald Duck walking crookedly on TV, Deadpool couldn't help crying out in surprise, and quickly sat beside Semla.
"This guy... is a bit annoying..."
Seeing Deadpool sitting directly on his clean little bed, two black palm prints appeared on the bed as soon as he stretched his hands.
"Donald Duck! See what I look like!"
Deadpool jumped directly in front of Semula, arched his waist, stretched out his neck, and put his hands in front of his neck, arching and walking like a duck.
Semla tilted her body to the side, stretched her neck, and looked at the blocked TV screen.
"look at me……"
Deadpool arched his body in front of the TV again, Semla's face darkened suddenly, and the anger and resentment accumulated all day could no longer be concealed, and it sprayed out directly.
"Go away!"
A bright silver knife flashed directly behind Semla, and with a scream from Deadpool, he disappeared into the room...
The second update will be later. Please give me some recommendation votes. I haven’t asked for them for a long time. All heroes, please vote.
(End of this chapter)
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