Anecdotes about the novice system

Chapter 202 Die for Grandpa!
The wandering ninja who came to attack the caravan was knocked to the ground, with the Zanpakuto in Shiki's hand on his neck.

"Although it's a waste of effort, let's ask for now." Shiki looked at the wandering ninja who didn't say a word, and said casually, "Did you come here by accident or on purpose?"

The wandering ninja lying on the ground raised his head: "Is it possible to survive?"

Shi nodded: "Just tell the truth."

"Understood." The wandering ninja sat cross-legged on the ground: "If I said that I met you by chance... then it must be false."

Although Shiki didn't speak, and the expression on her face didn't change, but the wandering ninja understood that she must have her own judgment.

Therefore, to make use of my experience of wandering for many years and successfully escaping from countless crises, bet right this time!
So the wandering ninja thought seriously.

(If I told her directly that I got the information about her and the caravan from the underground gold exchange, she would probably kill me for Konoha's reputation. After all, Konoha must have leaked such detailed information, so why am I obsessed with it? Trouble with her?

You can't blame me, it's because he gave too much. )
"Are you making up a lie?" Shiki asked suddenly, looking at the wandering ninja who had been silent for a long time.

"No, no, how dare I do that!" The wandering ninja woke up instantly, and quickly opened his mouth to defend: "I was just thinking about how to make it clear to you, my lord."

Shiki pressed the Zanpakuto: "Say it quickly!"

The wandering ninja's expression became serious in an instant, and he said: "My lord, what I'm going to say next may be outrageous, but it's absolutely true, there is no falsehood!"

"It was a dark and windy night with lightning and thunder. I was in a hot spring hotel in the country of Yu. When I was about to discuss the cycle of life with the girl in the hot spring hotel, Hana Qianyuexia, there was a man in black. A person appeared in front of me out of thin air." The expression of the wandering ninja became frightened at the right time: "He captured the lady next to me, and then threw me a scroll, which recorded your mission and the progress of this caravan. route."

"He asked me to attack you, my lord, or I will kill that lady and me." The wandering ninja became filled with righteous indignation: "He underestimated me, how could I, a man of indomitable spirit, succumb to his threat? So , I originally planned to reject him directly!"

"Originally?" Shinjiro Dohashi, the fat boss of the caravan, listened with great interest, and answered the conversation as a suitable fan.

The wandering ninja gave the short and fat businessman a thumbs up in his heart, but his face was full of grief and indignation: "However, that hateful mysterious man threatened me with the life of the hotel lady!"

"I was originally a prodigal son, but I hit it off with the lady at the hotel that day. After we had a frank conversation, I have made a private decision with her for life!" Three points of joy, three points of nostalgia and four points appeared on the face of the vagabond ninja. Distraction hurts: "So, for the sake of my lover, I have to come and attack you!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" the caravan owner Shinjiro Dohashi wiped his tears, as if he was moved by the story of this ninja who came to the trap for his lover, and he said softly while wiping his tears: "Master Ninja, He is so pitiful, we just"

When the wandering ninja heard this, he couldn't help but smile, and praised the caravan boss crazily in his heart.

(Although you are short and fat, you are also a soft-hearted person! Let alone, I will let you go when I meet you in the future!)
".Let's leave him a whole body! I will be responsible for sending his body to that hot spring hotel then!"

The joy on the wandering ninja's face only lasted for a short moment. After hearing Shinjiro Dohashi's follow-up words, the joy on his face froze for a moment, and he looked up at Shinjiro Dohashi blankly.

Shinjiro Dohashi also noticed the look in the eyes of this wandering ninja. He stepped forward and said with concern: "Don't worry! A man like you, I will definitely send your body back! This is a relationship between us men." Promise!"

(The wdnmd man promised, labor and management said so much to keep the whole body?)
Although the wandering ninja cursed in his heart, he still squeezed out a forced smile on his face, and squeezed out a few words with difficulty: "That's really troublesome for you!"

"Damn, they are all my brothers, what's the matter!" Dohashi Shinjiro patted his chest boldly, and said loudly: "Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of my siblings and won't let her suffer any grievances!"

"???"

(What do you mean by nmd, you co-author want to kill me and sleep with my wife? Can you bear it? Of course.)

The wandering ninja was about to get up and translate for Shinjiro Dohashi what it means to have a peach blossom on a human face, but when he saw the two rituals with expressionless faces, he sat down again.

(Wait a minute, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Wait until I escape this catastrophe, and let this short and fat ugly man know what cruelty is!)

Shinjiro Dohashi still had a sighing expression at this time, deeply moved by the experience of this wandering ninja and the agreement between himself and his man.

The muscles on the wandering ninja's face were trembling unnaturally, but Shinjiro Dohashi still didn't notice it at all.

He gave the wandering ninja a thumbs up with a smile, and praised without hesitation: "You are a real man! From today on, we are best friends! You can go at ease!"

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(I can't take it anymore! I'm bullying too much, I'm really bullying too much! Even if I risk my life, I will kill this bastard!)
The wandering ninja's hands turned white from being clenched too hard.

Just when he was about to stand up and kill Dohashi Shinjiro regardless, the Zanpakuto's cold light reflected on his face, making him calm down instantly.

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(I'm so angry with a hammer! The stories are all made up, why are you so angry, calm down and find a chance to survive, and deal with this cerebral palsy later! Calm down, I want to calm down!)
"By the way, dear friend!" Shinjiro Dohashi knelt down and whispered to the wandering ninja.

The wandering ninja struggled to squeeze out a smile, and asked inarticulately, "What, what's wrong?"

"What, is the hotel lady you fell in love with at first sight pretty?" Shinjiro Dohashi asked seriously.

"???"

The wandering ninja felt that he couldn't hold back his anger.

But Shinjiro Dohashi didn't notice it, and said with a righteous face: "My dear friend, don't get me wrong, even if your lover is not beautiful, I will take good care of her!"

"Then I really want to thank you very much!" The wandering ninja gritted his teeth and squeezed out the words word by word.

"Oh, you're being polite again, aren't you!" Shinjiro Dohashi looked at you with a look of surprise, and said with awe-inspiring righteousness: "Brother, tell me your name, and her first child will be called your name in the future! I will let you They remember your efforts!"

"MD, I can't bear it anymore!" The wandering ninja jumped up and slapped Shinjiro Dohashi on the head with his palm: "Damn fat man! Die!"

(End of this chapter)