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Chapter 116 Fat sheep?

In order to blow off this blind date, Zhai Shenlang Junping was very well prepared this time. First, he checked the blind date online, and recorded dozens of the most taboo words or actions on a blind date, and recorded them one by one in a small notebook.

What's so good about being single, and getting married is even more terrifying. Of course, this is for an otaku. Singles' Day is a nightmare for many men.

"Fuck...how do I go next?"

Lang Junping was puzzled.

It's rare for him to go out, of course he's a road idiot, but there is a way for a road idiot to take out his mobile phone to navigate.

One of the most taboo things in the blind date manual is that you can't be late, let alone let the girl wait for you, you can only wait for the girl, and no matter how long the girl is late, you can't lose your temper!
So although Lang Junping had already touched the tea restaurant, he still looked around not far away, obviously observing the situation again.

But at this time, there are a lot of people coming to this tea restaurant for afternoon tea, and as a gamer, his eyes are extremely short-sighted. From such a long distance, he can't even see how many people are sitting at a table!
"It's [-]:[-] now, so it's too early to go out, so wait here!"

Lang Junping said depressedly, their appointment time is twelve o'clock, obviously they came too early, according to the introduction on the Internet, it is impossible for girls to arrive early.

So if he had known this, he might as well have stayed in the game for a few more minutes, wondering if the three of them had caught the fat sheep now.

"However, that fat sheep before was really funny. It was so scared by Lao Yang that he almost peed his pants... Ha ha!"

Lang Junping couldn't help laughing at this moment. When the guy he watched molested Lao Yang, he almost couldn't help laughing.

But in reality, he didn't do well, but in the game he was a big brother. After all, he had to bring a small group of people, especially in front of the pastor girl, so he had to maintain his own image.

But speaking of it, if he hadn't known that the game couldn't change the appearance or name, he would have said that the priest girl was definitely not so beautiful in reality.

That figure and appearance are not much different from the photo goddess stored in my hard drive, and she is by my side, so it feels completely different!
"If the blind date is Ling Xiang, then I would be willing to live half of it!"

Lang Junping couldn't help but think so, but this was obviously impossible. How could such a coincidence happen in reality?

Lang Junping, who was in the midst of lust, accidentally bumped into a girl!

"sorry Sorry!"

Lang Junping immediately apologized.

This girl still looks good, but she seemed to be walking in a hurry just now and bumped into him.

But the girl obviously didn't think it was her fault, so she snorted coldly and stopped paying attention to Lang Junping!
But coincidentally, the girl's destination turned out to be that tea restaurant as well.

Looking at the phone, he found that more than ten minutes had passed, so he followed into the restaurant.

"NO.15 tables!"

Silently reading the reserved table number, Lang Junping walked up, and there was indeed a girl there, who couldn't see clearly at this distance with his eyesight.

When he walked in and took a look, she almost jumped up in shock, the girl also looked over, and when she saw it, it turned out that it was him who exclaimed:
"It's you!"

"Hehe...it's me!"

Lang Junping said awkwardly, he didn't know how to explain it now, but the girl was obviously much calmer than him.

"I said you should sit down first!"

The girl looked at him, rolled her eyes and said, as for what she was thinking, how could Lang Junping guess with his EQ.

When Lang Junping sat down, the girl said with a trace of disdain:
"You are Lang Junping!"

Is this what my sister-in-law said, the Lang Junping whom she watched growing up and who would never suffer a loss when marrying him?

"Speaking is better than bragging, I think he's just a cowardly and nerdy boy!"

In the girl's heart, she despises her even more!
"Yes... yes, you are Xiaofang!"

Lang Junping scratched his head and said, this guy at this time is not half like the big brother the mage in the game.

"What right do you have to call me that?" Xiaofang said with a sneer:
"Did you dare not come in before, or did you do it on purpose?"

"I...I..." Lang Junping broke out in a cold sweat, his articulation was a little slurred!
"Look at your cowardice? I'm afraid it's the former? I told you the truth today, this blind date was decided by my family without authorization. I don't think we are very suitable, so let's do it!"

The disdain in the girl's eyes grew stronger. After she came to the big city, she never wanted to go back to that ravine again. Not to mention that this guy is not good-looking, even if he is a handsome guy, I don't want myself to suffer with him!
Although Lang Junping didn't want to facilitate this marriage, but when the girl said that, he still felt that his young heart was beaten to pieces by the other party. He didn't know which muscle was wrong, and a look of anger appeared on his face.

"You really...really..."

"What is it really? Can't even speak well? Still want to marry this girl?"

Xiaofang sneered.

"See what this is?" Xiaofang picked up her bag and said to Lang Junping:
"You country bumpkin with underwear all over your body, you can't afford it even if you multiply it by ten! How will you support me in the future?"

This girl's eyes are very vicious. Lang Junping's clothes are all cheap items bought on Taobao. The total cost is less than 100 yuan, and they have been washed many times, and they are seriously faded.

The girl didn't wait for Lang Junping to speak, and there were a lot of babbles, and finally threw down 100 yuan and said:
"It seems that you are not the owner of this place, I am treating you today, goodbye!"

After finishing speaking, he left without looking back!

"I rely on... this..."

This is thinking of the beginning and the result, but not the process. I am really aggrieved!
"Bang!" The fist hit the table!

I don't know if the table was not good in the first place, or if it was too strong, it was broken by him just like that.

This made him a little dumbfounded!
"Sir, please compensate us for the loss, otherwise I will call the police!"

……

An otaku like him, after receiving this kind of nameless fire, the first thing he did was to enter the game and vent it on other players.

This is why many players like PK!
In the battlefield of all nations...

"Brothers, let's go... let's go out and find the fat sheep!"

Lang Junping's first sentence online was this!
Yang Wei: "What's wrong...boss?"

Duan Dalong: "Where are you going?"

Ling Xiang: "..."

"I've arrived at the old place, come here quickly!"

For an otaku, besides killing people in the game, is there any better outlet for venting? And at this time, he has found a target.

Looking from a distance, a mage was holding a magic wand shining with silver light, dangling in front of his eyes.

This person was Chi Jianren. Although he was asked to be the bait, he had no intention of doing so and kept playing with the silver staff in his hand.

In the eyes of some people, this appearance is really too coquettish!
If I don’t kill you, who will I kill?Instead of venting my frustration to you, why don't I find someone more slutty?
(End of this chapter)